A new batch of unhinged Would You Rather questions takes the Humor Highwire crew into unexpected chaos. From billion-dollar ethical dilemmas to rumors about becoming a goose serial killer, the team debates life choices, immortality, food mishaps, and even the future of music under a Taylor Swift monopoly.
Along the way: sweet & sour sauce goes missing, Bernie Sanders arrives unannounced, and presidential candidates (kind of) join the show.
Why a “fulfilling life with no problems” beats a billion dollars (depending who you ask)
The ethics of goose-related rumors vs actual goose-hunting obsession
Would you live a million years?
Should Taylor Swift perform ALL music?
Philosophies on parenthood, height, and existential nonsense
Impressions: Bernie Sanders, Trump, RFK Jr
Key Takeaways
If you are a goose, you better hide.
Humor Highwire’s back with another episode of beautiful disaster: Reddit’s “sage advice” threads. This week, the crew breaks down two of the platform’s wildest posts — a bride-to-be denied her honeymoon leave, and a college gym bro wondering if his friendship is actually something more.
Key Takeaways:
Don’t rely on Reddit for HR guidance.
The line between bromance and romance is blurry.
Purdue chickens will haunt your dreams.
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The Humor Highwire crew mashes up fantasy and food in the most chaotic way possible — by trying to “cook” iconic D&D monsters. Expect a mix of absurdity, game lore, and hilarious moral dilemmas as the team debates everything from the gaminess of owlbear ribs to whether eating goblins counts as cannibalism.
Key Takeaways:
D&D’s owlbear may be nature’s toughest steak
Not all monsters are edible — or ethical
“Cooking” turns philosophical fast when sapient species enter the mix
Sometimes, the dumbest ideas lead to the funniest episodes
Resources & Mentions:
Dungeons & Dragons 5e Monster Manual (for creature CR and lore)
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In this episode, the Humor Highwire team hosts a live studio audience for a chaotic draft of the world’s best (and worst) smells. Lavender, gasoline, cigarettes, and chloroform make the list — plus, a debate on whether bookstores make you poop.
Key Takeaways:
Even “unscented” has a scent.
Gasoline divides households.
Vanilla 2 might be real…?
Bookstores and bowel movements are scientifically (?) linked.
Never draft while eating pickles.
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Humor Highwire’s Devil’s Advocate series returns as IanCK moderates a chaotic philosophical throwdown: is the Internet’s algorithmic design robbing us of choice—or are we just bad drivers behind the wheel? Expect coin-flip conspiracies, sandwich metaphors, and sharp jabs at online echo chambers.
Key Takeaways:
Algorithmic design fuels confirmation bias.
True control requires awareness + intentionality.
“Control” means nothing without direction.
Digital literacy gaps shape who can really steer their feeds.
Even comedy debates reveal how deeply algorithms affect discourse.
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We run a fantasy snake draft of hygiene essentials with family stakes: once a product is drafted, the other hosts (and their households!) can’t use it. Deodorant flies off the board, conditioner and shampoo trigger debate, and one host claims all soap and later all bristle-based implements—sparking vetoes, loopholes, and glorious nonsense. We also tussle over baking soda-as-deodorant, types of wipes, and whether a water pick could ever replace a bidet (spoiler: please don’t).
Key Takeaways
Defining “product” matters more than you think in a draft
“Category hoarding” (e.g., all soaps) nukes strategy—expect vetoes
Wipes, water picks, and peroxide: the backup plans get weird
Family needs change the board more than personal preferences
Never trust a host holding the veto duck
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Summary:
In this episode of Humor Highwire, the crew spirals through wild claims, fake science, and even wilder metaphors — from Tylenol panic to black swan gentrification. Beneath the laughter, there’s sharp commentary on misinformation, media absurdity, and social contradictions.
Guest: None – hosted by IanCK, TheClöwn & Justin (Unless you count Bernie Sanders, Kronk, Joe Swanson, Klaus, RFK, Trump, Obama, and others)
Summary:
In this episode of Humor Highwire, the crew spirals through wild claims, fake science, and even wilder metaphors — from Tylenol panic to black swan gentrification. Beneath the laughter, there’s sharp commentary on misinformation, media absurdity, and social contradictions.
Guest: None – hosted by IanCK, TheClöwn & JustinResources Mentioned: Doctor Mike's Video
Key Takeaways:
Viral claims demand critical thinking (and humor).
Satire is a tool for dissecting absurdity.
Science ≠ soundbites — context matters.
Even swans can mirror societal conflict.
Laughter is the healthiest skepticism.
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Episode 49 of Humor Highwire dives headfirst into internet absurdity — from Taylor Swift’s alleged feuds to Tylenol conspiracies. The hosts bring their trademark chaos, humor, and deep internet fluency to the week’s most viral unhinged tweets.
Key Takeaways:
Taylor Swift’s latest album ignites pop drama with Olivia Rodrigo & Charlie XCX
Drake vs. Kendrick: Why Kanye’s tweets still dominate
“AI Slop” — the work trend that’s taking over offices
Internet humor in the age of chaos
The rise of the “Tylenol Brain” meme
Resources & Mentions:
Taylor Swift “Father Figure” meme tweet
Drake vs. Kendrick 2025 beef thread
“Work Slop” discourse (Twitter)
100 Gecs — “1000 Gecs” cover
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In this “Hypothetical Happenstance” episode, the Humor Highwire crew imagines what their lives would look like if they lived in the Pokémon universe. From ghost gyms to Team Rocket schemes, it’s equal parts nostalgia, humor, and chaos.
Featuring:
AedanGraef: Ghost-type Gym Leader in Galar
IanCK: Pokémon Ecologist & Researcher
TheClöwn: Aspiring Team Rocket Executive
Resources Mentioned:
Pokémon Sword & Shield (Galar Region)
Pokémon Scarlet & Violet
Pokémon Ruby, Sapphire, and Emerald storylines
“Who’s That Pokémon?” mini-game segment
Key Takeaways:
You’re never too old to dream about catching ‘em all.
Pokémon world careers go way beyond battling.
Even in fantasy universes, someone has to do the research.
Villains always get the best theme music.
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We play Delicious or Disaster, drafting three ingredients from a list built to break spirits: surströmming, century eggs, Marmite, chicken livers, frog legs, black-pit olives, artichokes, mushrooms, and lima beans. Ian aims for a hearty stew with frog legs, mushrooms, and chicken liver (bartering for potatoes). Justin builds a “strong but balanced” plate with artichokes, lima beans, and surströmming—and defends the infamous fish’s flavor over its smell. Points, pride, and palates are on the line.
Key Takeaways
Bold funk needs either equally bold foils or fatty carriers—bland sides rarely suffice
Texture management (bones, rubberiness, grit) makes or breaks “weird” proteins
Barter mechanics and constraints can produce surprisingly logical dishes
Smell ≠ taste: some notorious foods are milder on palate than on nose
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This week on Does It Law?, the crew hits the road to uncover America’s strangest laws. From outlawed bear wrestling matches in Alabama to Sasquatch protection in Washington, these bizarre statutes spark debate, laughter, and a few unexpected history lessons.
Why Alabama banned bear wrestling.
How Maine cracks down on stolen gravestones.
The surprisingly strict cactus laws of Arizona.
The county that declared Bigfoot endangered.
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Would you take $7.5 million a year… if it meant living in a cursed house? This episode of Humor Highwire explores impossible “Would You Rather” scenarios that mix horror, comedy, and just enough math to make things dangerous.
We cover:
Haunted houses with bizarre curses
Moats full of flesh-eating monsters
The “infinite money glitch” loopholes
Choosing between teleportation, money powers, immortality, or stealing abilities
The dark (and funny) implications of stealing someone else’s skills
Key Takeaways:
Every “easy money” deal comes with nightmare fine print.
Haunted mirrors might be better than flesh-eating creatures.
Infinite money is great… until the cursed rules catch up.
Superpowers are never as simple as they sound.
Comedy is the only safe choice.
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Summary
A time-boxed, moderator-run face-off: Avatar: The Last Airbender vs. Breaking Bad. Ian advocates for Avatar’s evergreen themes, youth accessibility, and authentic martial arts-informed worldbuilding. Justin champions Breaking Bad’s cinematic craftsmanship—color language, blocking, and subtext—arguing it delivers “fresh,” non-redundant life lessons through character degeneration rather than didactic exposition. We unpack what “timelessness” means across animation and live action, critique debate tactics in the moment, and issue a listener challenge for a fully researched, long-form rematch.
Resources / Mentions
Avatar: The Last Airbender (Nickelodeon)
Breaking Bad (AMC)
Martial arts referenced: Bagua (Air), Hung Gar (Earth), Tai Chi (Water), Northern Shaolin (Fire)
If you referenced any specific books, videos, or studies in prep, drop the exact links and we’ll add them here.
Key Takeaways
“Timeless” can be visual, thematic, or cultural—define your yardstick first.
Avatar ties movement philosophy to character and nation identity.
Breaking Bad’s visual grammar (color, pools, framing) conveys theme sans exposition.
Debate pacing and structure matter as much as points.
Audience can drive a longer, more rigorous rematch.
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We play “Super Serious” across four rounds of viral facts and half-truths: bulls and the color red, Venus’s strange day length, goldfish memory, honey’s “immortality,” carrot night vision, and more. Expect science basics, playful chaos (AI fruit nightmare visuals), and a quick pit stop to read a viewer calling us an “incel humor podcast.” We respond and keep it moving.
Key Takeaways
“10% brain use” is a myth; we use our whole brains.
Bulls react to motion, not red.
Goldfish can retain memories far longer than three seconds.
Carrots don’t boost night vision; Eiffel Tower expands in heat; butterflies taste with feet; some jellyfish can biologically “reset.”
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Summary
We trade tabletop war stories—from a PvP dust-up featuring clandestine floor rolls to a Fireball that erased 28 tokens—and share DM mindsets that keep sessions fun. Topics: dice etiquette and transparency, when (not) to fudge, celebrating big player moments, and using enemy learning (traps, terrain, morale) to rebalance without punishing success.
Resources / Links Mentioned
D&D / TTRPGs in general
Pathfinder
Wild Magic Sorcerer (concept)
Kobolds & trap tactics
Shows referenced in banter: Dungeon Dads; Dungeons and Daddies; Dungeon Dudes
Key Takeaways
Establish visible rolling norms; callouts are easier when expectations are clear.
PvP often erodes trust; avoid unless group consents and guardrails exist.
Celebrate big wins (like encounter wipes); escalate smartly, not punitively.
Let the world adapt: spreads, cover, resistances, morale, traps, and intel.
Fudging is a spice; overuse breaks stakes. Use intuition and restraint.
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Three sticky life problems; one practical toolkit. We unpack safe breakups when a partner ignores consent, how to accept an unexpected inheritance without office blowback, and what to do when your AC replacement threatens your budget—plus quick personal-finance reminders. (Not Financial Advice)
Resources Mentioned
Local non-emergency police line & domestic violence hotline (by region)
Credit score monitoring (from your bank/issuer)
Consumer guides for home repair bids & HVAC sizing
Retirement plan basics (401(k), Roth IRA)
Key Takeaways
Safety and distance first; document behavior and involve authorities if needed.
Don’t “go public” online; privacy and legality matter.
Inheritance: you didn’t do wrong—be discreet; you don’t owe coworkers details.
Home repairs: always get 3 quotes; compare APR, fees, and warranty terms.
Start the emergency fund; contribute early to retirement accounts.
Summary:
We draft superpowers that would actually reduce violence. Ian leans into protection, empathy, and healing. Justin and Clöwn test the line between deterrence and domination with instant kill switches, mass teleportation, and planetary climate toggles. Comedy, ethics, and sci-fi collide.
Resources Mentioned (no links stated in transcript):
D&D-inspired “Calm Emotions” spell (reference by vibe)
Star Wars Episode I (Gungan shields vs. laser doors)
Anime nods (JJK/Todoroki mentions)
Asmongold/Epstein files conversation aside
Key Takeaways
Prevention > retaliation; barriers + empathy reduce escalation.
Disarm tools, not people—matter-swap knives/guns into harmless materials.
Resource abundance defuses root causes of conflict.
Healing closes harm loops without authoritarian overreach.
Deterrence can mirror the violence it claims to stop—mind the line.
We let AI decide what kind of car we’d be in the Cars cinematic universe—and things got out of hand fast. From trunk-hosted game nights to purple Beetles selling ice cream to a van that somehow grew a beard, this episode is equal parts AI chaos and nostalgic Pixar fun.
Pixar’s Cars (2006) & Radiator Springs lore
AI personality quizzes & image generation tools
Route 66 references
Arkansas edition! We tackle three scenarios that spotlight how strange and outdated laws can be: cow-crossing times on public roads, a bookstore’s right to sell critical religious texts, and a Victorian-era prohibition on opposite-sex “flirting” in public. We contrast black-letter text with modern constitutional realities and explain why some statutes linger for decades.
Summary: We connect three “you can’t make this up” stories: a radioactive wasp nest discovered and destroyed; a jellyfish bloom that forced a nuclear plant shutdown; and a brewing space-age plan to plant a nuclear reactor on the Moon. We unpack safety systems, media framing, and whether lunar infrastructure makes sense while grid problems persist on Earth.
Resources Mentioned:
Reports on radioactive wasp nests and remediation practices
Coverage of jellyfish intake clogs at coastal power stations
News and commentary on lunar fission reactors and space treaties
Key Takeaways (3–6)
Safety systems can work (e.g., automatic reactor scram), but ecosystems can still surprise us.
Sensational headlines don’t equal catastrophic risk; context matters.
Lunar reactors are about infrastructure & positioning, not beaming power to Earth.
“Fix Earth first” vs. “advance space now” is a policy tradeoff, not a binary.