We’re back! It’s our first episode of 2026. Did you miss us? We catch you up on our latest obsessions, from Heated Rivalry to the chaos and emotions surrounding the Stranger Things season finale. We break down our vibe for 2026 (aka cooler, more realistic New Year’s resolutions) and chat about everything from going makeup-free and meal prepping to stretching, self-control, and trying not to gossip mean secrets… even though we reallllly want to. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s our annual Christmas episode and we’re getting festive! We play our favourite games (holiday edition obvi) and go head-to-head, needing your vote to crown the ultimate winner! We tackle "Christmas Would You Rather", sing our once-a-year holiday covers, and share heartfelt reflections as we head into 2026. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Our most requested guest is finally back for Season 6 — Nanny returns to the “broadcast” (as she calls it). She tells a story that, unsurprisingly, turns inappropriate, shares her thoughts on sex before marriage, confesses she’s been storing lingerie in her storage room and is considering putting it to use, and reveals just how far she’d go with Richard Gere. Naturally, Stacey and Kayla pull a prank... and Nanny does not take it well. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Today we build the perfect partner: feature by feature, outfit by outfit, and personality trait by personality trait. It's the most shallow and fun thing ever! Then we make pure movie magic by playing Stacey’s favourite game: picking the perfect songs to match fake movie scenes. Some choices are amazing, some are questionable, and one even makes Stacey cry. Finally, we wrap it up with a round of Kill, Marry, Bang — but obviously Kayla takes the game to unexpected (and disturbing) places. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Stacey and Kayla are on opposite sides of the world and of course the internet decided to be a lil’ b*tch. Should we cancel the podcast? Absolutely not. We’re doing a 50/50 custody split this week! Stacey takes the mic for the first half with a wild movie connection that’ll blow your mind before diving full “case file mode” into the BTK Killer. Then it’s Kayla’s turn: she’s officially moved, her life feels like it’s in shambles, and she’s so tired she’s now playing a question game with a fake man. It’s weird, it’s chaotic, and it’s very on brand. Tune in for the madness. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We’re coming to you straight from the bedroom of Kayla’s brand new home, as of TODAY. Kayla’s already furious that she moved. Why? Is it because it was maybe a downgrade? Because there might be ghosts? Because Wally’s depressed?! So many things to unpack. Literally. Meanwhile, Stacey spills on her wild adventures from round 2 of the “Pleasure Cruise” — this time, solo. From a life-changing night in Miami to a story that ends with 30 people completely naked on stage with her… you’ll hear it here first. The sisters have a LOT to catch up on! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Why is Munro’s voice suddenly so deep? Has Leo entered his rebel era? One thing’s for sure: they’re still the same hilarious little boys we’ve loved since day one… but they’ve grown up in ways that will surprise you! With Stacey away battling an unfortunate bout of bronchitis, we had to call the big dogs in — so the boys are stepping up for this chaotic family catch-up. They confess things to Kayla, attempt to beat her at trivia, and Leo says far too many things that absolutely mortify his mom. Classic Kayla + kids energy. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Explicit Content Warning… thanks to our 91-year-old NANNY (again). Yep... the regular culprit is back and oversharing more wild, TMI sex talk than we ever asked for. And honestly? We wouldn’t have it any other way. In this episode, Nanny drops some truly unbelievable stories that are hilarious. Stacey and Kayla jump in with dramatic tales from their dating and relationship pasts, and reminisce about some of the craziest job experiences they’ve ever survived (including stories that are almost impossible to explain). And just when we think we’ve heard it all, Kayla breaks our brains with “facts” that turn out to be myths… or are they real?? At this point, we’re questioning basically everything. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Blue Jays had the entire country in a chokehold… but did we really care? This week, Kayla and Stacey unpack why baseball was such a big deal in Canada, and how watching the final game dragged them into a world of new & unpopular opinions. Then, the girls plan a cozy scary-movie night, only for Stacey’s popcorn obsession to almost cause a full-on disaster. They spiral into a convo about therapy (they swear they’re advocates, even though neither of them actually go), and just when the night feels like a write-off, a mysterious stranger named Hernan swoops in and saves the evening. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Stacey and Kayla are finally back together and it feels so good! But things get real when Stacey shares how she was verbally assaulted and called the worst thing imaginable (you won’t believe what it was). The experience sends her spiralling down a surprisingly positive rabbit hole about how happy she actually is in life. Meanwhile, Kayla’s on the other side of the spectrum — questioning her career path, her choices, and even wondering if buying a new house was a huge mistake. It’s a classic sister moment: one’s thriving, one’s overthinking. Finally, they play a game to find out if it's better than the one with Mark, and realize their brains might be even more in sync than they thought! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

With Stacey away, we’re bringing back our favourite stand-in co-host Mark Laidman (aka Stacey’s husband)! Naturally, Kayla and Mark host one of the most entertaining and fun episodes, mostly just to bug Stacey. This one’s packed with hilarious games you can play along with (that Stacey wishes she was playing). Mark opens up about what he does when he misses Stacey, Kayla declares Britney Spears one of the greatest singers of all time, Mark proves he is shockingly good at sounding like a motorcycle, and Kayla questions whether China is actually a country. Classic. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The famous Shannon from Antigua is finally (and somewhat against her will) stepping in as this week’s co-host! We dive into the hilarious and eye-opening differences between life in the Caribbean and North America — from growing your own watermelons to dodging flying cockroaches. Shannon shares the wild story of how she somehow became the proud owner of over 40 dogs, what it’s like picking a Christmas tree from a shipping-container freezer, and why leaf blowers are her ultimate nemesis. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nine family members. One cruise ship. Did the vacation turn out awful or awesome? This week, Stacey and Kayla talk about their wild family trip aboard the ship Stacey performed on — featuring a shocking face-to-face encounter with an electric eel, Munro and Leo’s unexpected rap debut, a full-blown case of mistaken identity that turns Kayla into a poolside celebrity, third-degree sunburns, and a dramatic brush with a hurricane!  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Remember THIS one? This is our most downloaded episode ever, and it’s easy to see why! AsapSCIENCE’s Mitch and Greg are queer educators who’ve turned their love of science into one of YouTube’s biggest learning brands, with over 10 million subscribers and a billion+ views. They make science fun, accessible, and relevant, and in this conversation they not only share their journey but also tell one of the funniest stories we’ve ever heard!! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kayla swears a local restaurant has the weirdest tradition, so Stacey does what any good sister would—calls them live to fact-check it. The sisters also spill the tea on a huge family trip that’s happening in 5 days, while rookie Chris hosts a swanky party for senior officers, and ends up passing out. Stacey relives her ultimate cringe moment in front of her in-laws, and she and Mark confess that their approach to pregnancy planning might be more of a gamble than a strategy. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Stacey writes a dramatic, over-the-top anthem for Munro’s hockey team—and let’s just say it might be better suited for WrestleMania than the local arena. She also picks a fight with ChatGPT about body positivity (spoiler: the robot claps back). Meanwhile, Kayla is devastated and furious after missing an A-list couple casually hanging out just three minutes from her house. We also break down the jaw-dropping new documentary everyone’s talking about. And finally, Stacey goes from being an insecure mess with her dogs at home to having an embarrassingly dramatic burst of confidence. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Stacey finally gets a taste of what it’s like to watch babies for a whole week, while Kayla’s kids start at a new school—and Kayla may or may not be the reason they’re feeling insecure. Stacey randomly develops a lisp during recording and completely freaks out. Meanwhile, Kayla sold her house, but the buyer nickel-and-dimed her every step of the way. Our listener story got us talking about a real "Hannibal Lecter" level deep conversation, and of course, Kayla ends up confessing yet another crime. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Today we dive headfirst into the wild world of conspiracy theories! From Flat Earth and Area 51 to chemtrails, reptilian overlords, and even celebrity clones—we cover it all. For the first time in podcast history, Stacey and Kayla actually get into a physical fight (yes, you read that right), and Mark is absolutely mortified. Oh yeah—Mark (Stacey’s husband) is here to chime in because, according to Kayla, he’s the smartest person she knows. The real kicker? Some of us start the episode laughing at these theories… and end up actually being convinced they might be real. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Remember when Stacey tried her hand at busking and hated every second of it? Kayla is in full-on panic mode about not selling her house, and things only get wilder when she’s pulled over by a police officer and decides to play the “my husband’s a cop” card. Did it go from good to bad… or bad to worse? Nanny drops some shocking one-liners that no grandmother should ever say, our listener story has us laughing so hard, and Stacey takes us back in time with a nostalgic psychic throwback featuring Sylvia Brown. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this week’s episode, Stacey opens up about a tough series of sad events in her life—including the fact that her sweet dog Effie isn’t doing so well. Meanwhile, Kayla shares a jaw-dropping story about having money stolen by someone who might just be connected to the mafia (and yes, she’s now convinced there’s a hit out on her ). BIG trigger warning: we have a shocking "listener story" (involving necrophilia). Listener discretion advised!!! And just when you think the chaos is over, Kayla ends the episode with a confession that may or may not be illegal… but let’s just say, if you’re touring Kayla’s house as a potential buyer? Just remember: the walls really do have eyes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.