Rachel Kennedy! Our good pal from ole Minneapolis is back in town and joins the show!
We talk being loud in parks, Reese Witherspoon, police cheese, Polife Cheese, damsels in distress, being tied to train tracks
Blaise getting locked on his patio during a blizzard, college parties, and It's Christmas Eve so you're not gonna read any more of this. But truly it's a real fun one!
Have a Merry Christmas and enjoy!
Blaise and Quay crawl out of their beds, that they definitely don't share together to bring ya the goods!
This week contains good ole talk of driving with frosted windows, wrecking your cars, calling people of short statures the wrong words, 90's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies, Blaise's speech impediment,
Josh Duhamel, sitting between two people named "Ferg", locker room talk with people you don't want to locker room talk with. Quay and Blaise also show why they're attorney's NOT at law!
Let us know what other topics you wanna hear. We're going to start getting more guests on this bad boy too, so get ready!
Reg Thomas take a break from NYC to experience the cold in Fargo and hang out with the boys after a stellar weekend of shows.
We talk about wild times that Reg had sprung upon him during a Friendsgiving, a good ole play time, being cold in Fargo, Achilles heals tears, where to hide people after a crime, throwing bikes in rivers, Blaise hitting over a fallen soldier table during a corporate, dating apps, famous North Dakota people, and oh so much more!
Check out Reg's comedy on his Youtube and Insta, and if he's coming near you, go see him live! Dude rules.
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Parker Boone takes the morning off of flooring (kinda rhymes) too hang with the Woke Mob.
We talk Daisy Fuentes being Nick's mom, smoking cigs, hip to taint ratios, the size of the largest outie belly buttons, the depth of the deepest innie belly buttons,
Olivia Clack having a record of putting a 1923 Ford Flivver in her belly button, having dreams of being on the run, trying to say that you understand the 2020 Christopher Nolan Movie "TENET",
getting stuck in PTO shafts, and OH SO MUCH MORE!
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Joel de Blonk, another local radio legend, decides the afternoons aren't for him and comes in to join us in the morning!
We start it off hot with great talk about V05 shampoo, needing different flavors of toothpaste, if humans are able to use dog toothpaste, blaming things on dogs, some stupendous mayonnaise talk, Joel's van life, Southern weirdos, hand kissing your buds, having no game, kids not cussing in video game lobbies, Blaise tells the story of his friend falling off the top of the school again, and Marquay explains his bike racing history...
and just so much more!
Joel just got engaged so if you see him out and about, tell him congrats! We wish him and his ole lady the best!
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Bethany Abeln does the ole wakey wakey to come into the show this morning!
We talk getting grabbed by the toosh, Turducken, grabbing beers from inside of cups, Hans Brinker and his skates,
watching Detective Pikachu after eating fungi, using goat intestines for super fun time, water beds, African men living with Bethany, the African country of Kenga, Kid Rock, Eminem, and oh so much more.
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One of the best pals and funniest dudes, Josh Dullea, back in the studio! (Marquay comes in late this time. He was being a responsible parent and dropping his kid off at school)
We talk about longing for George W. Bush, grandparents day at school, a cool new ruse to get out of everything, how many "M"s are good for an "F", The Comedy Jam, eating Cheetos with chop sticks, Uber stories, some stories from Skankfest, Blaise being an alter boy for a priest who was on a list of priests who have alleged conduct, and so much more!
Also, shout out our boy Vandul! We met him down at the fest this weekend and he makes rad toys/figures and is the man. Follow him on Insta and check out his stuff. Even go get some toys made!
Blaise and Marquay are tired boys after being at Skankfest in New Orleans for 5 days and recording at 7am after getting back at midnight. But we do it for the Woke Mob!
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Good pal of the show, Lauren Clow (LawnSpeezy) joins us in the ole studio today!
We talk if it's cool to hang stockings on anything other than mantles, groomsmen, soda pop culture,
water births vs land births vs air births, Vitiligo being names of other things than colors, going to a Danceteria,
we try to twice everyone multiple times, but we're catching onto it now, not being chosen at The Island, when your couches cheat on you,
saving cities from Levees with your finger, having 10 year snapchat streaks, and oh so much more!
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Blaise and Quay grace your presence again this morning! Both up and alive bright and early!
They talk horse betting on a Monday night, horses using boxing gloves, finding good ole fashioned wide spread magazines, high school Mountain Dew pong, a historic Mountain Dew Wall in SW North Dakota, we call Blaise's mom while she's in the bathtub, hear a fun story of Marquay going to the clink, and we disclose how to GET TWICED and how you never want it to happen to you, and oh so much more.
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Our hero, and very funny pal, Nathan Roe crawls out of the ole king mattress to come chills with the wokes this morning!
We talk hot dentists being in a trench coat and becoming one hot megazord dentist, some hot Murphy bed talk, eating 3 bags of chips and fights about Sun Chips,
doing crowd work with a divorced couple, the masked avenger who opened for us this past weekend on the road, No Tears vs. No TEARS, throwing knives, going to a 50 year old man's house who lives with his mom,
and oh so much more random awesome topics!
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Who needs guests when you have the OG Wokey Boizz - just Blaise and Marquay this week!
We talk fat people wrists, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Blaise MCing a Liberian Wedding, livestreaming buffet lines, finding pennies in a single person shower, practice jersey materials, positive influence Bart Simpson posters, Mickey D's Monopoly, how the CEO was holding the HR Lady at that Coldplay concert (months too late),
ways to weigh your dumps, weird wedding traditions, and oh so much more!
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Shkar Abdullah! Our local ole buddy ole pal, bouncer and joke teller comes on the pod to pal around!
We get into it and talk about passing gas and catching it with your hands, Wrestling, "Sloppy Tilapia", Shaq sponsored cheeseburgers, and Crank Yankers.
We also talk about AI, but don't tell it because sometimes we don't say good stuff about it. We then get into bindles of beans, Rey Mysterio Jr., Ruby's Mom, bus trip to Atlantic City, and oh so much more!
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Old buddy, old pal, Kyle Huber joins the boys in the ole AM today.
We start talking about 7 things in Canada rated less than a 7, seeing your grandma in birthday gear, how cool full dress slips never happen like they do in movies,
dropping your towel to look hot, homeless art exhibits, The Gull vs The Gall, getting loans off street cred, we also flip quarters and it's very cool. Join in to see and listen to these cool things as well as so much more!
Listen for our dates coming up and bring your friends to watch us do standup!
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One of our favorite comics and friends, Marlin Wells, joins the show today!
We talk all things Smurfs, Frank Sinatra's home life, existentially scary concepts, BUBBLE GUM, different national specialty days of the year - like Mud Pack Day, discover the only two people in America who still know about the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie - The Villian, talk about friends' experiences in prison, Bop Its and so much more!
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Pal, friend, acquaintance, and cool guy - Blake Loomis joins the show this morning!
Real hot one as we discuss being homeless with 1 shoe vs 2 shoes, the "rap sure", mongo style and other things in skateboarding, waking up blind, we come up with a great scam for future moms to use, renting out wombs, vitiligo dogs, different salt logos, and oh so much more!
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Taylor "Pike" Peterson joins the show today! He's a good pal and also guitarist for the band Low Standards! He's also a kickass (former) radio personality, but he got out of bed again today to work on the radio chops and guest with the boys!
Super fun one as we discuss Weezer songs, hot couples in Perkins, acupuncture, bringing people back to life... kinda, tricking people into pulling cords, some of the best objects and people to have under DJ booths, getting acupuncture while DJ'ing, then we get some good advice from The Lawyer Brothers! They give us great advice to let us know at what price point it's okay to move ahead with plans for people who have wronged you! - It's $30.
Also, Robert Redford is gone... you were a good one, Robert. I'll never forget "The Natural" poster that hung up on Blaise's wall downstairs in his childhood house.
Check out Low Standards! Their albums "AYNE!" and "Low Standards" are both stellar all around. (And Blaise in their music video for the song "Almost Famous". Probably watch that and comment how good he looks)
Justin Van Berkom! Our fav new comic on the ole Fargo scene joins us today, since he's unemployed and has nothing better to do.
We talk about grinding at bars, how cool State FFA (Future Farmers Of America) was in High School, doing gross offs, some ole football talk since FOOTBALL IS BACK, commercials about crooked *thangs* and the commercials during football games, Blaise's high school prom dates dad, what Blaise's mom was crowned in college, and obvs about the times the woman in Unknown Number texts the word "creamy"
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Good pal and fellow comedian, Josh Dullea grabs a cup of joe to come join us in the AM today.
We get right into it with hot talk about gas station coffee, spray painted bikes in Missoula, stolen bikes, painting presidents, Grand Theft Autoing Uber Drivers for the best interest of the Uber Driver, solving all the world's issues by stolen Ubers, small number protests, politicians that may have some things that have happened with other politicians and men, Bubba Gump shoes, Italians in pipes and soooo much more!
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Our good pal and fellow comedic mind in Fargo, Dylan "Diesel" Gronlund crawls out of bed to join the pals!
Such a stellar episode as we talk POV stuff, Minnesota State Fair Cookies, different kinds of Dilly bars, learn how to say "mmmmm... yea" by the master, the thickness of Kit Kats vs Teeth, World's Largest Candy Store, learn there was a guy named Nimrod in The Bible, and we hear the laughs of a genuine happy boy.
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Another wild week with our guitar teaching, joke telling,m fun loving friend, Gregory Hobbs!
Real interesting week as the pals talk Axl Rose Anagrams. Speak on Rosey Perez, Rosie O'Donnell, and Rosie from the Jetsons. Presidential Production Companies, Seinfeld and how Marisa Tomei is a babe, and most importantly about how Mr. Graveldinger isn't Marquay's friend, along with other stuff he's done.
This doesn't even cover the half of it, so give it a listen and enjoy! Also enjoy the greenish tint the one camera has on Blaise for some reason.
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