Hey bestiessss 🎄✨ we're officially in our Festive Agony Aunts era. You sent in your Christmas dilemmas and drama, from situationships coming to Christmas, to family members giving last-minute plans, mixed signals and festive stress. We’re breaking it all down, giving our best advice (that we would never take ourself LOL), and helping you survive the holidays with your sanity (mostly) intact. Grab a festive drink, snuggle in, and let’s get into your Christmas chaos 🤍🎁 love you byeeee xxxxx

Hey bestiesssss 💖✨

This week we asked you guys for your Christmas do drama and WOW you did NOT hold back! 🤪 Nip slips on the dancefloor, secret toilet flings, misplaced kisses and the kind of behaviour that would have HR drafting emails before the hangover even hit LOL it's giving Lucie vibes.

We also had some classic FUOTFs with one so bad for Ebs, she says she'll think about it for the rest of her days...

We hope you love the ep and our Christmas PJs! We're feeling so festive! Love you byeeee oxoxoxoxo

Hey bestiessss, this week we’re catching you up on life because a LOT is happening… Ebony has only gone and bought herself a HOUSE (!!) and Lucie is convinced her boyfriend is going to propose in the next two weeks, so manifest with us x

Our topic today is The Nickname Theory: why every man you date somehow ends up with an iconic codename. We go through Ebony’s fabulous list...BA, Gold Tooth, Policeman 1 & 2, and Joe-from-Joe-and-the-Juice, and then dive into your submissions, which honestly had us SCREAMING!

Finally, for our FUOTFs, Ebony was told she looked like she worked at ASDA in her green fleece, and Lucie sprinted for the only running train with one eyebrow, no bags packed, and zero preparation...it's giving type B.

A very on-brand week! Enjoy besties xxxxx

Hey bestiessss 💋 we’re back with another episode of pure unhinged chaos, starting strong with the question no one expected: is it ever ok to eat cereal (with milk!!) out of a lunchbox… on a train? 🥣🚆 Because apparently some people are doing that and we need answers.

Then we chat all things Great South Run...Lucie wouldn’t have survived without Ebony (obviously 🥹) and if you’re feeling inspired to start running, we've got you! Use code EBONY for 2 weeks free on Runna 🏃‍♀️✨

For the main event, we dive into your wildest workplace romance stories, and babes, you delivered. From finding your boyfriend’s boss’s Primark PJ label in your bed, to farmhand flings across the hay bales, to maternity leave covers doing more than covering workloads 👀 HR could never.

And of course, our fuck ups of the fortnight, you really can’t make this stuff up! We hope you love ittttt xxxxx

Heyyy bestiessss 😘 in this ep swe’re embracing all the chaos: Lucie went corporate soaking wet with a top saying GOOD MOVE (not her finest hour 😅), Ebony accidentally debuted a period stain at the school run, and we’re planning the Great South Run! Airbnb booked, nerves rising, and excitement… plus panic, obvs.

We also dive into the infamous Rating Game, where in true us fashion, most of the options somehow involve poo 💩 from getting splashed in the face to stepping in it in the pool’s shallow end. Will we ever grow up? Highly unlikely. Absolute laughs (and cringes) guaranteed! Love ya xoxoxo

Hey bestiesss! 💋 This week, we’re diving into Biggest Bullsh*tter - the wildest, most ridiculous lies boys have ever told to get out of situations instead of just...being honest! We’ve got bed restraints that were apparently “friends,” tattoos that were supposedly for “dead sisters,” and one guy who absolutely had to share a bed to comfort his friend. Plus, no episode would be complete without FUOTF, this time Ebony drinks mysterious substances in Turkey and Lucie accidentally books her 77-year-old nan a hotel slap bang in the middle of the wild Benidorm strip?! Pour yourself a drink, hold onto your sanity, and get ready to scream “no he didn’t!” at least a hundred times xxx

We are also sooo excited to have our first ever sponsor! ⁠⁠Sugar Candy Bra⁠ 🎉 They make the comfiest non-wired bras for fuller busts (aka actual heaven 🙌). Use code GIRLTHING for 15% off, and check them out on Instagram ⁠⁠@sugarcandybra⁠.

Hey bestiessss 💕 Welcome to Cheaterville! This week, we’re diving into the wildest, juiciest, most unhinged ways you found out your partner was cheating 👀💔 Get ready for drama, chaos, and the ultimate WTF moments.

Of course, it wouldn’t be us without a side of chaos...Ebony somehow managed to get lost on her way to the studio (yes, the one we’ve been going to for 9 months 😂), and in FUOTF fashion, one listener shares how she accidentally gave the builders outside her window a LOT more than they bargained for 👀🙈.

We are also sooo excited to have our first ever sponsor! ⁠Sugar Candy Bra 🎉 They make the comfiest non-wired bras for fuller busts (aka actual heaven 🙌). Use code GIRLTHING for 15% off, and check them out on Instagram ⁠@sugarcandybra.

We hope you love this ep as much as we do! xxxx

Hey bestiesss! 2 eps in 2 weeks, who are we!?

We’re back to our unhinged roots this week 👀✨ Get ready for the ultimate petty-but-iconic breakup stories, from wedding day drama, photoshoot faking, washing machine takeovers and even pee in the iron water...don't ask!

We also chat about nearly missing our flight home (spoiler: Ebs saved the day ✈️), and the mysterious thief who stole her Coke Zero, drank half, and put it back 🤣

We are also so excited to have our first ever sponsor, Sugar Candy Bra! They make the comfiest non-wired bras for fuller busts (aka actual heaven 🙌). Use our code GIRLTHING for 15% off at checkout, and check them out on Instagram @sugarcandybra

We hope you love this ep as much as we do! xxxx

Hey bestiessss! 🌴✨ Corfu Diaries Pt 2 is serving pure holiday chaos. We kick things off with a singer who had us howling for all the wrong reasons, then Ebony spills on her kids' success with their awards 🏆. Next up, it’s Bestie Question Time, before Lucie relives the most mortifying moment ever...her and her mum accidentally stealing someone else’s spa treatment and getting caught. And just when you think it can’t get more unhinged, one of our listeners shares a period disaster in luxury bedding while dog sitting. It’s giving chaos, cocktails & confessions. 🥂💅

Hey besties! 👯‍♀️ We’re backkkk after a little hiatus (did you miss us? 👀) and of course we had to make our comeback from sunny Corfu 🌴🍹. In Part 1 of our Corfu Diaries, Lucie manages to lose her passport the night before flying (classic), we dive into your wildest AITA submissions, and...casual flex...McFly have actually watched Ebony’s singing videos and loved them!!! Get ready for the usual chaos, oversharing, and belly laughs, it feels SO GOOODD to be back with you 💖

Hey besties! We are back with another WILD ep of IAGT!

This week, we had the gorgeous Bambino Becky as our 2nd ever guest and she did not hold back!

We find out all about Ebony and Becky dating the same guy, their crazy past together, and hear from you guys about more of your wild wanker stories!

Safe to say this ep is FULL of surprises...the gift that keeps on giving!!

In the words of Becky, enjoy and God bless! We hope you love xxx

Hey besties! Buckle up because this week is chaotic 🤪.

Ebony might be meeting THE Tom & Danny from McFly...yes, actual McFly. Our 13-year-old selves are screaming! Meanwhile, Lucie’s off living her best 5-star life in Chicago (and Ebony is very tempted to crash it). You also sent us some seriously iconic ‘Rate the Wanker’ stories, from lads who vanish after one pint, to those asking for chicken nuggets post-snog...honestly, where do you find them?!

Hope you love the episode, love yaaaa! xxx

Hey besties! This week we’re shimmying our way into confidence, sass, and full-blown main character energy with our first ever guest, the fabulous Miss Dee Dee Cerise 💋!

She’s a burlesque babe, queen of the alter ego, and your new hype woman. We chat female empowerment, stepping into your sexy side, and why everyone needs an inner diva with a fabulous name.

Expect Ebony shimmying, Lucie in her element, and top-tier life advice from our Dee Dee Queen, plus the usual chaos you know and love! We hope you love it xxxx

Hey bestiessss, this one’s an absolute mess (in the best way). We kick things off with a chaotic game of 'Soundiculous' where we make the weirdest noises imaginable and try to guess WTF the other is doing - spoiler: we’re not good at it.

Then, we dive into a wild AITA from a listener whose mother-in-law wants her to change her wedding date to fit her own schedule... excuse me, ma’am?!

Finally, of course, Ebony delivers on her FUOTF ending up in a random man’s lap with her hands landing somewhere very questionable...we hope you love! xxxx

Hey besties! In this week's ep, we play a classic game of We Listen and We Don’t Judge, but some of these confessions had us clutching our pearls 👀.

From chaotic boy drama (like giving the wrong guy a blow job), to office quickies (yep, someone shagged their colleague AT WORK), and even accidentally giving your new lover your boyfriend’s number 😱, we spill and overshare as always!

Enjoy the ride! Love you byeeee oxoxoxo

Hey bestiessss! 💅✨ We’re back with another chaotic episode, and this one is a wild ride!

We’re playing 'Which Wanker', where we spill scandalous stories about our exes and try to guess who’s who 👀. Then, we dive into some truly horrific hair removal fails (spoiler: pain was felt), plus your fuck-ups of the fortnight that had us SCREAMING.

Ebony spills the tea on her Dubai getaway, and Lucie tells us all about her first professional photoshoot – let’s just say, it didn’t all go to plan 😅.

Grab a cuppa, snuggle up, and get ready for the giggles! Love you byeeee 💖

Hey besties! In this episode, we’re sharing our most recent f*ck-ups...Lucie’s henna disaster and Ebony’s new Mum friend fail 🫣. We also scream at some of the lies you’ve told and had to keep up for way too long, like pretending to speak another language, faking finishing uni, and baking cakes that weren’t technically baked by you 🎂. Join for the chaos, stay for the laughs (and maybe a few too many details about Ebony's risky run) love you byeeee xxxx

Hi besties, we’re back—with a brand-new studio and a whole new batch of NEXT-LEVEL ICKS! 🤢 From unexpected bathroom horror stories to cold, wet lips (ew) and the ultimate crime...baby voices - this episode is pure chaos. Oh, and Ebony blessed us with not one, but TWO major f*ck ups. Let us know what you think of the new setup, and get ready to laugh! Love you, byeeee! xxx

Besties, we’re back with another chaotic episode! 🎉 This time, we’re playing ‘Most Likely To’—answeringyour juicy questions! 👀 We spill all the tea on Ebony’s past ‘crimes’ (oops 😳), Lucie’s wedding planning madness, and whether snooping through your boyfriend’s phone is ever okay… plus so much more! 🔥

Oh, and BIG NEWS—our brand-new phone cases arefinally here! 🎉✨Check them out here! 💖

Love you loads! xxx

GUYS, WELCOME BACK! The first ep of 2025 and we are sooo excited to be back with our besties. We are so sorry about the tech difficulties we had with our audio in this ep. We promise to be better next time! Listen in to hear all about our dramatic NYE, Ebony's new lips, Lucie's nude pics and so much more. We have missed you so much! xxxx