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It‘s Probably (not) Aliens!
Tristan Johnson & Scott Niswander
142 episodes
1 week ago
Was Earth really visited by mysterious extraterrestrial travelers thousands of years ago as many proponents of ”ancient astronaut theory” believe? What are the hidden secrets and mysteries behind ancient monuments and forgotten civilizations? Every week, historian Tristan Johnson and regular human person Scott Niswander dive through the archives to learn about the fascinating histories of ancient civilizations while also debunking the myths and straight-up lies presented in History Channel‘s massively popular tv show Ancient Aliens that has sparked a new generation of conspiracy theorists. We hope through this show, you can gain an appreciation for just how cool ancient societies were, and not simply credit their impressive advancements to alien visitors. NEW EPISODES EVERY WEEK! Follow the show so you don‘t miss an episode, and leave us a review! It really helps us out!
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Was Earth really visited by mysterious extraterrestrial travelers thousands of years ago as many proponents of ”ancient astronaut theory” believe? What are the hidden secrets and mysteries behind ancient monuments and forgotten civilizations? Every week, historian Tristan Johnson and regular human person Scott Niswander dive through the archives to learn about the fascinating histories of ancient civilizations while also debunking the myths and straight-up lies presented in History Channel‘s massively popular tv show Ancient Aliens that has sparked a new generation of conspiracy theorists. We hope through this show, you can gain an appreciation for just how cool ancient societies were, and not simply credit their impressive advancements to alien visitors. NEW EPISODES EVERY WEEK! Follow the show so you don‘t miss an episode, and leave us a review! It really helps us out!
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Episodes (20/142)
It‘s Probably (not) Aliens!
Henry Said My Therapist Wants to F*** Me
The History Channel discovered they can turn mental health crises into advertising revenue by targeting vulnerable people with conspiracy content, and we need to talk about it.
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1 week ago
1 hour 36 minutes 2 seconds

It‘s Probably (not) Aliens!
A Fast Pass To Heaven (Terms and Conditions Apply)
The hosts trace the historical transformation of angels from divine messengers to holy warriors, connecting the militarization of Christianity to modern conspiracy theories and the far-right.
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2 weeks ago
1 hour 33 minutes 6 seconds

It‘s Probably (not) Aliens!
I'm Gonna Beat Jesus
Scott and Tristan investigate the TikTok-fueled "Mount Hermon conspiracy," using math and history to debunk the 33rd parallel energy grid and reveal its dangerous connections to modern geopolitics.
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3 weeks ago
1 hour 14 minutes 45 seconds

It‘s Probably (not) Aliens!
Elf on the Shelf Is A Cop
The hosts argue that myths about divine 'watchers' aren't proof of alien visitors, but evidence of an ancient social technology designed for mass surveillance; a technology now perfected by Silicon Valley.
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4 weeks ago
1 hour 38 minutes 46 seconds

It‘s Probably (not) Aliens!
The Gospel According to the House Hippo
Tristan and Scott return to debunk the theory that angels were aliens by exploring some truly lazy linguistics, explaining how it connects to modern disinformation, and revealing how a Canadian TV ad about a tiny hippo broke one of our brains.
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1 month ago
1 hour 22 minutes 19 seconds

It‘s Probably (not) Aliens!
Dramatic_Fart.mp3
A hyped-up discovery of a 'fart planet' becomes a perfect case study for how the sausage of science actually gets made, from statistical uncertainty to the pressures of academic life.
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1 month ago
1 hour 41 minutes 12 seconds

It‘s Probably (not) Aliens!
Corrections: We Are The Liberal Joe Rogan Now
The hosts kick off a new season by correcting their past mistakes, leading to a chaotic journey through Canadian stereotypes, Mormon theology, the dangers of validating delusions, and the correct pronunciation of a Starbucks drink.
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1 month ago
1 hour 2 minutes 1 second

It‘s Probably (not) Aliens!
The One Where We Finally Talk About Garrus
A delightfully meandering Q&A session where hosts Scott and Tristan answer listener questions about aliens, research, and inexplicably, Scooby-Doo direct-to-DVD movies, while accidentally revealing their deep love for Muppets and proper poutine pronunciation.
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10 months ago
1 hour 7 minutes 10 seconds

It‘s Probably (not) Aliens!
Montauk: The Conspiracy Theory That Inspired Better Fiction
Two doofuses unravel how a retired radar station on Long Island transformed into an alleged hotbed of psychic research and time travel experiments through the power of profitable dreaming and creative book marketing.
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10 months ago
1 hour 22 minutes 7 seconds

It‘s Probably (not) Aliens!
The Great New Jersey Drone Panic of 2024
A deep dive into the 2024 New Jersey drone panic that reveals how our fears about new technology keep making us see threats in the sky, from mysterious airships in the 1890s to car-sized drones over the Garden State.
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10 months ago
1 hour 27 minutes 31 seconds

It‘s Probably (not) Aliens!
Ancient Aliens Can't Melt Stone Beams
Ancient Aliens claims Scottish forts were melted by alien death rays, but the real story involves sophisticated Iron Age engineering, experimental archaeology from the 1930s, and the surprising connection between ancient construction techniques and modern battery technology.
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11 months ago
48 minutes 27 seconds

It‘s Probably (not) Aliens!
The Ancient Greek Scientist Who Didn't Build a Death Ray
In which we discover that while Archimedes didn't have a death ray, his real inventions were way more metal than focusing some mirrors at boats.
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11 months ago
1 hour 5 minutes 56 seconds

It‘s Probably (not) Aliens!
Ancient Aliens Really Need To Stop Making Things Up About Alexander (the Great) ft. Dael Kingsmill
A deep dive into how ancient astronaut theorists transformed a clever medieval military tactic involving hot sand and shields into a made-up story about UFOs stopping Alexander the Great's army in India.
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11 months ago
1 hour 20 minutes 2 seconds

It‘s Probably (not) Aliens!
Thunder Gods Don't Need Plasma Rifles
A humorous takedown of Ancient Aliens' claims that mythological super-weapons were alien technology, showing how these legendary artifacts actually represented divine authority, natural forces, and cultural values rather than extraterrestrial weaponry.
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11 months ago
42 minutes 53 seconds

It‘s Probably (not) Aliens!
Chariots of Liar: The Truth About Ancient 'Spaceships'
Ancient flying vehicles and creatures in mythology were meaningful metaphors and religious symbols, not misunderstood alien technology.
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11 months ago
1 hour 5 minutes 47 seconds

It‘s Probably (not) Aliens!
Beer, Pizza, and Big Rocks: How Ancient Buildings Were Actually Made
A sound-breaking investigation into ancient aliens' most ridiculous "how move big rock" theory yet, revealing how actual physics and engineering triumph over pseudoscientific acoustics.
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1 year ago
1 hour 11 minutes 14 seconds

It‘s Probably (not) Aliens!
Jericho: Aliens Love Their Bass Drops ft. Tom Nicholas
Why Ancient Aliens' claim that Jericho's walls fell to alien sonic weapons fails on every level - from physics to archaeology to basic common sense - while exploring how pseudoarchaeology often targets and diminishes important religious and cultural narratives.
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1 year ago
1 hour 12 minutes 57 seconds

It‘s Probably (not) Aliens!
Why Ancient People Could Actually Art
A look into Ancient Aliens' complete misunderstanding of ancient art, proving that just because something has wings doesn't make it a spaceship, and yes, people in the past were actually capable of using their imagination.
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1 year ago
1 hour 1 minute 14 seconds

It‘s Probably (not) Aliens!
We Goofed: The Sandwich That Didn't Start World War I
We confess to military spending mix-ups and a case of mistaken moustached identity in the Mexican desert - all while setting the record straight on Gavrilo Princip's pre-assassination snack preferences.
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1 year ago
1 hour 11 minutes 21 seconds

It‘s Probably (not) Aliens!
Is The City Of Teotihuacán A Literal Computer?
Teotihuacán is a city that "millions of people around the world" believe looks like a computer chip. So it must be, apparently.
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1 year ago
1 hour 1 minute 38 seconds

It‘s Probably (not) Aliens!
Was Earth really visited by mysterious extraterrestrial travelers thousands of years ago as many proponents of ”ancient astronaut theory” believe? What are the hidden secrets and mysteries behind ancient monuments and forgotten civilizations? Every week, historian Tristan Johnson and regular human person Scott Niswander dive through the archives to learn about the fascinating histories of ancient civilizations while also debunking the myths and straight-up lies presented in History Channel‘s massively popular tv show Ancient Aliens that has sparked a new generation of conspiracy theorists. We hope through this show, you can gain an appreciation for just how cool ancient societies were, and not simply credit their impressive advancements to alien visitors. NEW EPISODES EVERY WEEK! Follow the show so you don‘t miss an episode, and leave us a review! It really helps us out!