157. "Thanks for pissing all over me story, Jamie." Merry Christmas, one and all! If these words could hug you they would, and then in your ear, with smokey whiskey breath, they would whisper, merry Christmas you loveable bastard. So it's Christmas in the dungeon, and wow, do we have a well researched, jam packed bumper episode of Christmas fun for you! To begin with, the dungeon duo have watched psycho Santa movie; Christmas Evil from 1980. They wish they hadn't bothered. Then they deliver the Betamax Dungeon review of 2025. What were your favourite films of the year? As ever, forever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions and murderous Santas that could possibly offend or irritate. Let's hope you find something about it redeeming, if you do, why not like and follow this podcast? Thanks Dunge heads, have a very Merry Christmas and remember to be good to one another.
#Christmasevil #reviewof2025
156. "It makes me think of puking up at Christmas." Hiya listeners, welcome, this time round it's a mighty maim feature presentation. The dungeon doofs are talking about 80s, horror-comedy classic; An American Werewolf In London. Stay off the moors. Beware the moon. As ever, forever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that could possibly irritate or offend. Let's hope you find something about it redeeming, if you do, why not like and share this podcast? thanks hairy face!
#anamericanwerewolfinlondon
155. "He was taking them from Diddy Manor to Diddy Heights." We're back baby! Thanks for waiting around. The dungeon duo return with another one of those inept, chatter box style episodes. Shoot the shit, sort of thing. Topics up for discussion this time round include; Australian wildlife, recent true crime stories, videogames, hate groups, and the torrid tale of a local prostitution ring, smashed by Chippenham police. Not too much about movies in this one, sorry. As ever, forever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions and dead toads that could possibly offend or irritate. Let's hope you find something about it redeeming, if you do, why not leave a friendly comment? Thanks amigos.
#primatetrailer #beastofwartrailer #peacemaker
154. "Was there a scrawl?" Hello space opera fans, please join us, for another spectacular maim feature episode of the Betamax Dungeon! This week, the dungeon boneheads tackle the thoroughly unspectacular; Starcrash, from 1978. It's an Italian Star Wars rip off, with the Hoff in it, and a spaceship shaped like a hand, what could possibly go wrong? As ever, forever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions and people shouting "Stella!", that could possibly irritate or offend. Let's hope you find something about it endearing, if you do, why not like, share or leave a comment? Thanks dunge heads.
#starcrash #phantomthread
153. "Punch him across in front of a Cortina." Greetings, denizens of the dungeon! It's another one of those, off the cuff, directionless type episodes. Jamie and Fortch chatter the usual nonsense, and recount the fun stuff they've been watching over the last couple of weeks. Also in this episode, more lead fuelled tales of the bleak 1970s. As ever, forever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that could possibly irritate or offend. Let's hope you find something about it redeeming, if you do, why not send us a message and get mentioned in an upcoming episode? Thanks fruitcake.
#tornado #alienearth #peacemaker #thefallguy #marriedatfirstsight #battlelosangeles
152. "I shouldn't have showed her the tooth." Happy Halloween dunge heads! Butternut squash was the gourd I was thinking of! Its the spooky season, so Jamie and Fortch sat down and tried to make sense of Rob Zombie's 31. Which was quite a task, because this movie is kinda senseless. Also this episode, cannibal chat and kinky foot talk. Sorry. As ever, forever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions and creepy clowns that could possibly irritate or offend. Let's hope you find something about it endearing, if you do, why not like and share this podcast? Thanks fiends. Have a jolly Samhain!
#robzombie #31
151. "Smashing bananas in his face, just to prove he's more ape like." Autumnal greetings dear listener. Welcome to another, shoot the shit, chatterbox style episode of the Betamax Dungeon. As the nights draw in, the dungeon doofs are enjoying the run up to Halloween, and have been watching all kinds of fun things, too many to mention individually, but ape sex, nazis and gourds all pop up in the conversation. As ever, forever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that could offend or irritate, so be warned! Let's hope you find something about it redeeming, if you do, why not like and share this podcast? Thanks, you beautiful deviant!
#peacemaker #onebattleafteranother #monstertheedgeinstory #bringherback #tanyasisland
150!!! "Its paper mache tits and a cock, and red paint." It's another mighty milestone in the podcasting world, as the Betamax Dungeon hits 150 episodes. Thank you, dear listener for taking this ramshackle, off kilter, half-assed journey with us. It's been emotional. This week, as is tradition when we reach a significant number, we're doing another iconic movie. A stone cold classic if you will. This week the dungeon boneheads sat down and watched William Friedkin's The Exorcist. As ever, forever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that could possibly irritate or offend. Let's hope you find something about it redeeming, if you do, why not like and share this podcast? Tell yer friends. Thanks dunge heads, please stick around for the next 150.
#theexorcist
149. "The Devil's always got the best tunes." Hi groovy listeners, thanks for joining us. It's a chit chat chatter type of episode once again, and things are still a little bit fishy down in the dungeon depths. Jamie has watched a serial killer movie, where the method of murder is shark, and Mark has been checking out more of Rod Serling's work. Plus, new trailers, K-pop and all the usual tangents and nonsense. As ever, forever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that could possibly irritate or offend. Let's hope you find something about it redeeming, if you do, why not leave a friendly comment? thanks chuckleheads.
#dangerousanimals #nightgallery #kpopdemonhunters
148. "It is an aquatic slasher, by the end." Ahoy there land lubbers, hop aboard the good ship Betamax Dungeon as we sail into perilous waters once again! This episode, the dungeon duo thought it was safe to go back in the water, but they were seriously wrong as they get menaced by a melty faced shark in Jaws 2. Also, Mark has been enjoying the Alien TV show. Plus, Jamie drunkenly reveals which TV star he is obsessed with this week. (Apologies) Typically, this podcast contains swearing and DRUNKEN opinions that could possibly irritate or offend. Let's hope you find something about it redeeming, if you do, why not leave a comment or give us a 5 star review? Thanks shark fans!
#jaws2 #alien:earth
147. "All things have their season." Good morning goobers! Take a big chug of coffee, and settle in to your daily commute as the Betamax Dungeon takes you on a magical journey with just their words! It's another breezy, chit chat sort of episode this week. Jamie has been to the local fleapit to watch Jaws, he also watched a nail biting thriller that plays out over a mobile phone. In a restaurant. Mark is still trapped in a Twilight Zone of his own making. As ever, forever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions and creepy locals that could possibly irritate or offend. Let's hope you find something about it endearing, if you do, why not like a comment or share with a friend? Thanks dunge heads!
#jaws #drop #thetwilightzone
146. "I wouldn't have it in my house." Greetings ghoulies, thanks for stopping by. This episode was a supposed maim feature edition, focusing on Mike Flanagan's Oculus from 2013. One of the better haunted mirror movies, in which seeing isn't always believing. Unfortunately, the two dungeon morons get distracted and also chat about Together, the new Alien TV series and Stephen King adaptations. As ever, forever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that could possibly irritate or offend. Let's hope you find something about it endearing, if you do, please leave a comment or recommend us to a friend. Thanks dunge heads!
#oculus #alienearth #together
145. "You nearly got one of your two heads knocked off." Hello once again acolytes of the macabre. Stick your toe inside our dungeon door, and witness our dark delights! This week the two buttheads went to the local fleapit to watch recent horror smash hit; Weapons. Please go watch it first, as there are SPOILERS AHEAD! Also, Mark got round to watching Fantastic Four, and listener's favourite, Paddy the dog makes a special guest appearance. As ever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that could possibly irritate or offend. Hope you find something about it endearing, if you do, why not leave a comment or give us a 5 star rating? Thanks dunge heads!
#weapons #fantasticfour #barbarian
144. "A guy jumps into a cake, because it's raining." Hey listeners, who's up for another thrilling, maim feature episode of the Betamax Dungeon? In this episode, the two dungeon dumbest head into the stench filled sewers of Chicago, in search of a hormone imbalanced giant gator, called Ramon. We're very much in Jaws rip off territory again, but this one was lots of fun, and features a now iconic wedding massacre. Typically, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions and stupid voices that could possibly irritate or offend. We really hope you find something redeeming about it, if you do, please leave a comment or recommend us to a friend. Cheers dunge heads!
#alligator
143. "I was talking about donuts. Lovely, delicious jam donuts." Hey there, nerdling, thanks for stopping by the dungeon once again. In this episode of the Betamax Dungeon; Jamie's been to watch the new Fantastic Four movie, and is haunted by past mistakes. The two doofs also reminisce about The A-Team, 80s game shows and fail to recognise that arc is an anagram of car! As usual, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions and poorly pronounced park names that some listeners could possibly find offensive or irritating. Let's hope you find something about it redeeming, if you do, please leave a comment or share with a friend! Thanks dude.
#fantasticfourfirststeps #theateam
142. "He's menacing her with his mandrill." Greetings ghoulies, thanks for entering the dungeon depths! It's maim feature time again, and this week it was Jamie's turn to pick. He choose Clive Barker's Lord of Illusions, a sweaty noir tale of magic and illusion, which features an evil cult, doomed romance and a haunted detective. Mark slipped into a coma. Is there anything of note to this movie? or is it just a big snoozefest? As ever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions and sleepiness that could possibly irritate or offend. Let's hope you find something about it redeeming, if you do, why not leave a comment or share us with a friend? Thanks sleepyhead.
#lordofillusions
141. "They were diverse, and I fancied all three of them." Hello lovely weirdos, good to see you back in the Dungeon. Its a breezy, casual chat type of episode with a wide range of subjects. Kids TV from the late 70s, more sad celebrity deaths, balloon boy and masterchef. As ever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions and discussions of woke that could possibly irritate or offend. Let's hope you find something about it redeeming, if you do, please leave a comment or follow us on Facebook. Thank you fiends.
#ticks #monkey #balloonboy #masterchef
140. "There was an inkling of me that was like, they better not kill this dog." Look up in the sky listeners! is it a bird? is it a plane? No, its the Betamax Dungeon podcast! Welcome to another chit chat style episode, this time round the dungeon doofs are in summer blockbuster mode. They've both been to the local fleapit to watch the new Superman movie (spoilers) and Jamie has watched the new Jurassic World movie (some spoilers). They also take a moment to discuss some recent trailers. As ever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that could possibly irritate or offend. Let's hope you find something about it redeeming, if you do, please leave a comment or share with a friend. Thanks loyal dunge heads!
#superman #jurassicworldrebirth #poopcruise
139. "The configuration of the laces wasn't what you would expect." Top of the morning to you, dear listener. Welcome to the Betamax Dungeon! It's one of our exciting maim feature style episodes again. This week, Jamie and Fortch offer up a detailed analysis of Leprechaun from 1993. Lot of Warwick Davis on wheels in this one. As ever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions and terrible Irish accents that could possibly irritate or offend. Let's hope you find something about it redeeming, if you do, please like and share this podcast. Thanks Fright fans!
#leprechaun
138. "Dude, if you fall over now, you will bust a nut." Hello deviants! Out of the dungeon this week, is another one of those chit chat type of episodes. Directionless, you might say. Jamie tells Mark all about 28 Years Later, while avoiding major spoilers. Mark has some more on Greek myth, and the dungeon pays tribute to the late Michael Madsen. As ever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions and Porkins, which some listeners could find offensive or irritating. Let's hope you find something about it redeeming, if you do, why not leave a friendly comment or share us with a friend? Thanks Dunge heads.
#28yearslater