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Jesus Stole Our Movies
Donavon DeLisle, Zak Reynolds
34 episodes
1 week ago
After being denied both innocent fun and cultural touchstones alike because of strict religious upbringing; two exvangelicals go back to explore Films and Shows that are part of the pop cultural landscape they may have missed. Join Hosts Donavon and Zak as they watch the things that make people say “you’ve never seen what?!”
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After being denied both innocent fun and cultural touchstones alike because of strict religious upbringing; two exvangelicals go back to explore Films and Shows that are part of the pop cultural landscape they may have missed. Join Hosts Donavon and Zak as they watch the things that make people say “you’ve never seen what?!”
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Jesus Stole Our Movies
31: Gremlins: No Bright Lights

in this episode, Zak watches the classic for the first time and Donavon breaks down the film. we also discuss how Christians thought they could fight their own gremlins.

There's some audio issues in the first couple of minutes, but it levels out.


Theme by Mustard Plug

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1 week ago
2 hours 32 minutes 42 seconds

Jesus Stole Our Movies
30: The Exorcist: Part II: Captain Howdy Feat. Original Sinfluencer

In this episode we conclude our discussion of the film with Joshua and Prez from Original Sinfluencer. We talk about Father Carris being legitimately insane and whether or not Reagans art skills were used to defile statues.


Theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

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2 weeks ago
2 hours 2 minutes

Jesus Stole Our Movies
Humbug: A Chick Tract Holiday Reading

join us for our inaugural episode of our chick track masterpiece theater. we've done this for Halloween, but now we are extending to other holidays. we dramatically read in parody the chick tract humbug. as we're joined by guests from American Hysteria podcast, your music saved us podcast and this fire podcast. Plus many others. join us won't you

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3 weeks ago
18 minutes 31 seconds

Jesus Stole Our Movies
29: The Exorcist: Part I: Pazuzu Feat. Original Sinfluencer

this episode we're joined by special guests Joshua and Prez from the TikTok and Instagram handle " Original Sinfluencer ". in part 1 we discuss the Christian outcries for the movie and our personal experiences with it. Including this being the first time Zak has seen it. then, we get into the beginning of the "Scariest Movie Ever Made". Come back next week for Part 2! where we breakdown the rest of the movie!


Theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

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3 weeks ago
1 hour 36 minutes 49 seconds

Jesus Stole Our Movies
28: The Monster Squad: Dynamite Dracula

in this episode, Donavon and Zak watch The Monster Squad for the first time. they discuss why Christians had an issue with the film, and why these little kids are such jerks.


Theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

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1 month ago
2 hours 10 minutes 58 seconds

Jesus Stole Our Movies
27: Watch Along 4: Buffy The Vampire Slayer

this episode we dive into why Christians didn't enjoy the cult favorite TV show. we also watch the pilot for the 1st time and give our thoughts. and silliness ensues.


Theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

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1 month ago
1 hour 30 minutes

Jesus Stole Our Movies
26: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?: I'm Just Drawn That Way

In this episode we take a look at the classic film Who Framed Roger Rabbit. We talk about whether it was kept away from kids for religious reasons, or due to it's mature themes. We also discuss classic Detective stories.


Theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

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1 month ago
2 hours 19 minutes 14 seconds

Jesus Stole Our Movies
25: Small Soldiers: Everything Else Is Is Just A Toy

we're back! this episode we talk all about the gorgonites and the commando elite. from why it was made to make demons less scary to kids. to why the Gwendy dolls were terrifying.


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2 months ago
2 hours 10 minutes

Jesus Stole Our Movies
CHICK TRACT PARODY RADIO PLAY 2025: Here, Kitty Kitty!

we're back with our yearly tradition of lampooning another Chick Tract comic. We have guests Clifton from Your Music Saved Us and Hotdog Montana (Hannah) from TikTok. Follow along as 4 kids attempt to sacrifice a kitty to the dark lord. Or will they be stopped in time?

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2 months ago
12 minutes 15 seconds

Jesus Stole Our Movies
24: The Breakfast Club Feat. Scott Okamoto

in this episode we are joined by special guest and author Scott Okamoto. We discuss the Christian viewpoint on the breakfast club, and Scott's Gen x connection to the John Hughes classic. did you know that this movie was a prequel to the Power Rangers? maybe... ok, not really.

theme song performed by the band mustard plug.

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4 months ago
2 hours 35 minutes 1 second

Jesus Stole Our Movies
23: The Last Temptation Of Christ: Feat. Your Music Saved Us

this episode, we are joined by the gentleman from the podcast Your Music Saved Us as we figure out why Christians had a problem with this Martin Scorsese "epic". it wasn't hard to figure out why. join us as we discuss the weird, horny and mentally ill Jesus that Marty put to film.


Theme song: Vampire by Mustard Plug

used with permission of the band

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4 months ago
2 hours

Jesus Stole Our Movies
22: Watch Along 3: Ahhh! Real Monsters & Tales From The Crypt

this episode, we're back for another watch along as we try and get our schedules in order. We dive into the first episode of both shows and do our best to see why Christian parents had a problem with them.

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5 months ago
1 hour 27 minutes 57 seconds

Jesus Stole Our Movies
21: Watch Along 2 : So Weird & Are You Afraid Of The Dark

This episode, we watch an episode of So Weird and Are you Afraid Of The Dark . Watch along with us as we laugh, get scared and poke fun at the shows that Christian kids weren't allowed to watch.

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6 months ago
1 hour 25 minutes 26 seconds

Jesus Stole Our Movies
20: Watch Along 1: Goosebumps & Eerie Indiana

this week we invite you to watch along with us as we dive into the shows Goosebumps and Eerie Indiana. prepare for chills at the hands of Aunt Dalia and terror from the Tupperware Lady! The episode of Goosebumps is titled "an old story". The episode of Erie Indiana is titled "Forever Ware". both available on YouTube.

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6 months ago
1 hour 7 minutes 56 seconds

Jesus Stole Our Movies
19: The Pagemaster: Look To The Books

this episode we crack open the Pagemaster and discuss why Christians DIDN'T have a problem with the movie. Zak watches it for the first time and Donavon reminisces over being scared.

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6 months ago
2 hours 4 minutes 52 seconds

Jesus Stole Our Movies
18: Warriors of Virtue: Part II: Don't Think Thoughts

in this episode, Zak and Donavon finish up their discussion on the anthropomorphic kangaroo fantasy adventure. Or something like that.


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7 months ago
1 hour 15 minutes 35 seconds

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17: Warriors Of Virtue: Part I: Yak Man

we're back! join us as we begin season 2, and we dig deep into the movie Warriors of virtue. a movie that Zak has waited 28 years to see. let's find out why Christian people didn't like it, and just how badass the martial arts are.

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7 months ago
1 hour 28 minutes 19 seconds

Jesus Stole Our Movies
16: Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday: Featuring Hotdog Montana (Hannah)

This episode we are joined by a very special guest, Hotdog Montana from tiktok and Facebook! she joins us this episode and tells us the story of why she was not allowed to watch this movie. we then have probably one of the deepest conversations we've had on the show, please like and review and find Hannah on all platforms she's available on.


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9 months ago
2 hours 23 minutes 43 seconds

Jesus Stole Our Movies
15: Thir13en Ghosts: There Are Ghosts In The Basement
This episode, Zak and Donavon watch and discuss the 2001 horror film, "13 Ghosts". We talk about why it wasn't allowed in Christian homes, and then watch and make fun of the classic.
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10 months ago
1 hour 30 minutes 52 seconds

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14: FernGully: The Last Rainforest: My Logic Is Erratic Feat. Samuel David
in this episode Donovan and Zack are joined by a special guest, author and researcher Samuel David! he chose this episode's movie and explains to us why he wasn't allowed to watch it. we then dive into why Christians is a whole would have a problem with this movie, and then we decide to dissect the film.
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10 months ago
1 hour 41 minutes 54 seconds

Jesus Stole Our Movies
After being denied both innocent fun and cultural touchstones alike because of strict religious upbringing; two exvangelicals go back to explore Films and Shows that are part of the pop cultural landscape they may have missed. Join Hosts Donavon and Zak as they watch the things that make people say “you’ve never seen what?!”