Quit chasing that Thanksgiving Eve high from your early 20s. Save your $30 cover to the dive bar — we’re quitting the old-high-school jump scares, weird energy, and awkward tensions… lol.

I’m joined by my friend Heidi, my middle-school ride-or-die, and we’re taking a nostalgic trip back to our core Thanksgiving Eve nights when it actually felt iconic (for lack of a better word). And yes… a few names may need to be bleeped for our own sake.

Somewhere along the way, we spiral into whether bankruptcy might low-key be a life hack (God forbid), and we break down the art of dodging MLM girlies in the Facebook Messenger trenches.

A chaotic, comforting catch-up between two old gal pals.

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