It’s a holiday-themed episode, yall!!

This week I’m reminiscing on why my sister is the one who taught me that a turkey trot is never the move , or any 5K for that matter.

A hotline caller chimes in about parents posting their kids crying on Santa’s lap… are they doing the most? Apparently parents are straight-up canceling Christmas!? WTF lol.

I also give tips on what NOT to give people this holiday season.

If you have a quitting story to share — or something you think needs to Just Quit Already — call the hotline and leave a voicemail: 410-726-5887

This week I’m talking about everything I’ve been avoiding: the creative burnout, the stiffness, the vape spiral, running Skincare By Suz — and yes… the Ozempic of it all.This episode wasn’t planned. It’s my stream of consciousness and truth telling

to get myself out of a creative rut. Th!z!zforTh3G!rlz

Quit chasing that Thanksgiving Eve high from your early 20s. Save your $30 cover to the dive bar — we’re quitting the old-high-school jump scares, weird energy, and awkward tensions… lol.

I’m joined by my friend Heidi, my middle-school ride-or-die, and we’re taking a nostalgic trip back to our core Thanksgiving Eve nights when it actually felt iconic (for lack of a better word). And yes… a few names may need to be bleeped for our own sake.

Somewhere along the way, we spiral into whether bankruptcy might low-key be a life hack (God forbid), and we break down the art of dodging MLM girlies in the Facebook Messenger trenches.

A chaotic, comforting catch-up between two old gal pals.

Have a quitting story to share? Tell us what you think needs to quit — call in and leave a voicemail: 410-726-5887.

A hot PSA for all..are you still rocking that micro trend from 2017? Perhaps its time to quit the choker, girlie.

And if you burp in public? Please be serious. Quit your terrible etiquette, this is the not comedy skit you think it is.

Not my usual chatter but I dissect some Taylor Swift lyrics from the song Lover.

TBT to the glory days of Halloween..when I was 10 years old convincing my mom to let me dress up as a jail bird with a MONEY chain..or P!nk the singer. This week we take a nostalgic trip down Halloween Lane. Reliving the Walmart drama, wig glue, and nursing home that smelled like pea soup and beef tallow.

Plus, Command the Commute calls into the hotline. We have a full podcast cross over people! They share about everything that needs to quit at a football game. @commandthecommute

Share your story and call the hotline 410-726-5887

Leave a voicemail.

A surprising and a raw vape update.. did I have to start from day 1 again???

HOTLINE callers this week:

Have you heard of time blindness? Apparently it doesn't only apply to running late! Friend of the pod, Gab, calls in to talk on being "chronically early" and she's ready to quit.

Then its Walkway Wars.. people who refuse to scoot over on park paths, sidewalks, and boardwalks..yeah.. we're quitting that too.

The hotline is on fire. The ULTIMATE quit: engaged and decided, nahhhh, I'm OUT!

We switch gears with a caller asking for some night owl quitting advice. Like, how do you actually stop staying up so late?

And of course, I update on my re-detox from vaping, fresh off Oceans Calling Festival.

Living up all the summer days we have left one jet ski at a time. The highly anticipated vape update (am I blowing mad clouds????), and stories of unforgettable characters I used to work with at Friendly's.

I catch you up on my bender-to-health reset in record time! Two (and a half?) weeks of fun, mild chaos, and recovery. It's fine :) survived lol.

We dive into the hotline: one caller clapping back at a former caller about online comment culture. Another caller is airing out her grocery store gripes we ALLL can relate to.

Bonus story of when I manifested something special at a Drake concert.

My rant on how potluck dinners are unsanitary and should be canceled.

The hotline caller talks about how golf cart DUI's shouldn't exist...(apparently that's a thing???).

I tell you why "SHUSHERS" are the real menace to society.

Chatting about the upcoming Ocean City music festivals. coming up.

Plus, updates on my life as a content creator and the HATERZZZ that have been coming with it.

This week we are catching up! How was the White Marlin Open? Am I a full time influencer now?! Why are hotel trashcans obnoxiously small? An in-depth vape update and confessions from the past few weeks.

Hotline caller is in with a gripe about online comment culture.

CALL IN and leave a voicemail for our hotline to share your story or short rant. What needs to "Just Quit Already?"

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We speak BAD FRIENDS.....have you ever quit a friendship??? Did you travel to see a long time friend and have it be a FAIL?!...We dive in to the nitty gritty of retired friends, and how we move on with love and hilarity. call in 410-726-5887 to share your story.

Do you get sad on your birthday too, or is it just me? In this ep, I recap my besties wedding, and talk about how I quit being sad on my birthday.- like actually .

We also have two hotline call-ins!

One listener has a raw update on her relationship with her mom, and gets honest with herself.

Another shares a bold decision on deciding why she quit a human search engine job.

I recount on the past couple weeks, rant about old men having zero self awareness when I have AirPods in. It's the 4TH! My thoughts on Americas favorite song., My rules on chewing gum.

A nicotine induced rant you won't want to stop listening to. I HEAVILY debate on hopping on the newest trend. What if we treated coffee shops like we do bars? Were Dip n Dots really the ice cream of the future? Vulnerability spikes during the Vape Update.

Story on when I quit Ulta. I give some tips and strategy on quitting your job. I defend reality tv to the death. Talk Love Island. The vape update proceeds... MURR from ImpracticalJokers reached out to me?!

Got stranded-ish at a festival.. willingly ended up in a strangers car. I live to tell the tale and then go on to chat about phasing things out your life, Disney live-action grief, and horrendous Oreo flavors. Positive turn in the vape update.

Our hotline caller calls in with a doozy of a scheme to get out of work. Me reminiscing on old work habits.. news flash to me "no nicotine" vapes exist.

I tell a story of a time I got fired from bartending.. The vape journey has been a winding road. Does camping need to "Just Quit Already?"

My vape update gets serious..Our hotline caller has some car themed situations that truly need to be stopped once and for all.