Damon and Bernice Kalvari, a powerhouse couple, get together every Thursday on Cliffcentral at 10am. Damon and Bernice are also joined on their panel by two other characters, who compliment the harmony of this Kalvari inner-sanctum. This is an irreverent, unfiltered, maybe even uncomfortable gathering, that will draw you in, and keep you well informed.
Bernice isn’t scared to criticize Damon in an open forum, in front of friends. And Damon just absorbs it, like an obedient sponge. Boundaries aren’t really breached, because they simply don’t exist. Lorraine and Nila are the two other characters that compliment the discussion; from general life experiences, to unspeakable matters, that are normally kept within the privacy of the home, behind closed doors.
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Damon and Bernice Kalvari, a powerhouse couple, get together every Thursday on Cliffcentral at 10am. Damon and Bernice are also joined on their panel by two other characters, who compliment the harmony of this Kalvari inner-sanctum. This is an irreverent, unfiltered, maybe even uncomfortable gathering, that will draw you in, and keep you well informed.
Bernice isn’t scared to criticize Damon in an open forum, in front of friends. And Damon just absorbs it, like an obedient sponge. Boundaries aren’t really breached, because they simply don’t exist. Lorraine and Nila are the two other characters that compliment the discussion; from general life experiences, to unspeakable matters, that are normally kept within the privacy of the home, behind closed doors.
We won't know how Carly's date went last week, because Carly is away. She had a doctors appointment that her medical aid wouldn't let her cancel. Damon calls Sello to hear his two cents worth about all this drama between Bernice and Lorraine. Lorraine is definitely up to something, and Bernice joins them on on Skype a bit later.
After last week's explosive episode, we find out what's happened to Bernice? Will she come back and will she be angry that Damon recorded her without her knowledge? Is Lorraine staying on the show and is she carrying on with her gastric bypass? We find out on this episode of KUWTK.
Damon is stuck in the middle as Bernice says she cannot sit for another hour, hearing Lorraine drone on about herself. She's off the show until she calms down. Carly Ritz tells us about her pet drama and gets advice on how to take care of them.
Lorraine is still dealing with the loss of Simba Mhere, who she worked closely with for some time and she gives us shocking news about an operation she's having later this year. And Damon and Lorraine try and talk her out of it.
Lorraine will need counseling after the social media abuse she received over her poor grammar. Our friend Denise Porter joins us. And Bernice is on the phone.
The show has taken a twist in its development. Bernice cannot be on the show on a regular basis as she's got no leave left at her work, so the family call her to touch base. Their friend Marie Wessels joins them, Lorraine and Damon keep things going.
The Kalvaris and Lorraine discuss Damon having difficulties concentrating and Bernice's "baiting" antics with him and Carly. The 'Super M fiasco' continues. And Lorraine loses her cellphone and car keys - oi vey!
Is Damon a vindictive farter? Bernice thinks so, and she thinks Lorraine could never be his type. Lorraine tells us about her drama with a knife wielding man and Damon's starting to question his psychiatric medication.
Bernice and Damon get together with Carly Ritz and Lusty Leonard for a bumper New Year's Day special. Some of the team are worse for wear after the #CliffRocks2015 NYE party. Lorraine makes a phone cameo from Cape Town, Alexa K is acting up in studio and Damon is nauseous.
Lorraine is away in Cape Town and decided to take a break from the show. Carly Ritz, a friend of ours, joins us. Alexa is also in the studio. This two-hour Christmas Special is really special, because it's not at all about Christmas.
Lorraine is in Cape Town, she tells us what she's up to and she's bummed as Bernice has organised a man, Lusty Len, in studio for her while she's away . The Kalvaris talk spirituality and beliefs, who believes in what and who and ghosts sightings.
A recap of who was wearing what at the Cliffmas Carols night, Bernice and Damon are still having in-law issues and does Lorraine have 'daddy issues'? We find out...
We get a recap of last week's drama when Damon's mother Naomi was in studio. Bernice is getting a lot of flak about how she treated her and producer Palesa also voices her feelings about the situation. On a lighter note, their tenant Sello is in studio, we get to know a bit more than we bargained to as he tells us about his circumcision experience.
Family feuds, sibling rivalry, difficult in-laws and lots of drama are the order of the day in this installment of Keeping Up With The Kalvaris. Damon's mother Naomi pops by so that her and Bernice can iron out some issues. Awkward much?
Bernice tells us about the accident she had coming back from a date some years ago. Was the date that hot and steamy? Damon is jealous because he was never told about this mysterious guy. Lorraine is complaining about being stuck between the crazy two and is worried they're skipping their meds. She's also planning on changing her hair, blonde is the colour and maybe a snip at the back? Bernice gives her some advice on it.
Damon confesses that he spits out of the window while driving, Lorraine and Bernice are horrified, but then again what did they expect? There is also a lot of talk about snot. And as if that wasn't enough dirty laundry to air, Damon and Bernice try work out what they are going to do about their drunkard of a domestic worker.
Bernice grills Damon about an incident where he got out of her car and walked off into the middle of traffic in order to avoid arguing. Bernice says the medication has made Damon more brazen. Lorraine thinks it's hilarious and decides to stir the pot even more.
The Kalvaris have abandoned Lorraine today, so she is making up for her loneliness by bringing herself not one, but two sexy guys! Greg and Alan from the South African alternative rock band Zebra & Giraffe join Lorraine - we find out about their upcoming album and what they've been getting up to in their private lives.
Damon's psychiatric medication is really working.
Lorraine is coping very well with losing her staff on a regular basis.
And it seems that Bernice is still adamant that she doesn't want another child.
Damon and Bernice Kalvari, a powerhouse couple, get together every Thursday on Cliffcentral at 10am. Damon and Bernice are also joined on their panel by two other characters, who compliment the harmony of this Kalvari inner-sanctum. This is an irreverent, unfiltered, maybe even uncomfortable gathering, that will draw you in, and keep you well informed.
Bernice isn’t scared to criticize Damon in an open forum, in front of friends. And Damon just absorbs it, like an obedient sponge. Boundaries aren’t really breached, because they simply don’t exist. Lorraine and Nila are the two other characters that compliment the discussion; from general life experiences, to unspeakable matters, that are normally kept within the privacy of the home, behind closed doors.
