Hey! It’s my first tarot. Yes I went down a rabbit hole of YouTube videos and decided I had enough knowledge to try this sh*t out. Come listen as we look into the new year for Kelly the Pisces.

Bring in the new year with a Betty white themed tarot reading. We missed you. Do you wanna fuck me? I’d fuck me.

It’s been a tough couple weeks. We hope you all made it through! Here’s a tarot reading to help you focus on where to go from here!

Hi there fellow witches. In tonight’s episode we talk about Mercury retrograde, our current Witch Crafts, and the tale of Marie Laveau.

We cover Titans, olympians, and the power of witches. Circe embraces her natural abilities of witchcraft after she realizes that Gods are lame and she can turn people into pigs. These floors won’t sweep themselves… or can they?

We take you back to the 13th century covering spooky hauntings of the Glamis Castle that can still be experienced today.

Discover what house you’re in with us. Which pile calls to you from the great beyond?? Manifest fall with some cozy, comfy chat and a little bit of magic.

Tonight we cover the story of the Bell witch and the existential question of what happens when we die. Buckle up, pour a drink, smoke a bowl, plan your crafts. Introducing the new segment Witch/Crafts.

We get some practice in with FengShui Spread tarot. Let’s take control of our destiny, find balance, nurture, look back on the cancer moon and the intentions that were set. See any resemblance? Also, watch Pride & Prejudice and Sense & Sensibility. Follow us at Kelscoven.podcast on Instagram

Welcome to New Moon in Cancer season. Focus on self love this week and work on setting healthy boundaries to create our own happiness. Drink a spicy mango margarita and do an abundance spell. You need tequila a Ninja and a soul companion. Start your manifesting. For the spells we’ve mentioned in this episode as well as pictures of our cocktail and the tarot spread in all its cat bedazzled glory please check out our Instagram account @KelsCoven.Podcast

Mercury retrograde is over and we figured out how to use technology again. Learn about King James and his witch “trials” with us.

Hey there! We goofed our margaritas but saved ourselves with some wine. Come join us for Kellie G.'s work ghost tales, under ground tunnels, and dino ghosts making earthquakes briefing. Then hold on to your butts, Aries Moon is coming to an end and we are going to be resetting those intentions. Maybe make yourself an abundance jar like we did. Hit us up! We wanna know! Please share your ghost stories too by email: KelsCoven@gmail.com or slide into our DMs on instagram @kelscoven.podcast

Drinking game alert! Take a drink every time I say “beautiful”!! Someone needs a thesaurus. But let’s not judge ourselves too harshly and just enjoy this monthly May tarot reading brought to you by Kelly B!! This months themes are the Hermit and Big Dick Energy. Are they mutually exclusive? I think not. Have a great month our witchy friends!

Hotty Toddy Recipe: local honey, lemon wedge, cloves, & cinnamon stick. Doused with hot elderberry tea, finished with some fireball. Great for immune support, relaxing, & delicious. Kelly B gives a tarot reading as we reach Full Moon phase (Pink moon) to guide us into setting new intentions. Shout out to J&Jay Drop Knowledge Podcast. And get ready for some midnight margaritas for our next session

We give a little background about our friendship. It may be like Schitts Creek where you have to get a few episodes in to fall in love. But, we’re excited to share our love for alternative remedies, the craft, and paranormal experiences. Set your intentions cocktails with each episode. Today’s cocktail is 1oz gin, .5 oz elderberry liqueur (shaken), poured over a skosh of lemon juice and simple syrup, on a beautiful herb infused moon water ice cube topped with Prosecco. *chefs kiss*