I don't even care anymore

It begins - we have our first playoff birth secured by Brad and there's going to be a lot of playoff fallout after this weeks matchups. Reminder, the trade deadline is now week 14 (the start of the playoffs) so get those last minute trades in and make sure you are checking your roster for the byes coming up (they go all the way until week 14 too).

The makeshift power rankings are here, and CMC on the move???

What was everyone's worst pick from the draft now that we're halfway through? Find out! Also, holy god damn trades - breaking some of those down too and maybe a little insight into how I'm spending my FAAB this week...

Let's see who "won" the draft with some value picks! We'll see who "lost" next week :)

Who's going to meet, or fall short, of their projections this week? And we had four trades over the past eight days - let's fuckin get it!

We're talking the liabilities - all the guys everyone probably wishes they weren't starting, but they have to. Or they just are because they don't know any better. Chris, get fucked. Pat, your roster sucks. Tim, excited for week 7.

We have had SO many trades so far already in this short season, and some are better than others... Also, can Pat start 11 tight ends? Find out!

Let’s gooooooooo

Everyone is hurt and it's just not stopping - this is where boys become men in fantasy! Put on your big boy pants and start Dare Ogunbawale, god damnit.

Holy god damn trades, ladies, what a season so far! Getting into week 5 matchups, and my lord, starting off the week with a gem on Thursday is such a treat.

This is the god damn yawn gate episode - and just generally passing away in my basement from god knows what. But do you guys listen for quality? Of course not, you listen hoping that I say something nice about one of your players and something shitty about your opponents, and I think we all like it that way. Also, does ANYONE understand my trap game "drop" (hint, it's a movie clip...). Also, does ANYONE even read these descriptions?

2 big trades this week boys! Week 2 action and calling my trap game in this one...

2 days away boys!

LFGGGG IT'S DRAFT DAY YOU FUCKIN' IDIOTS - AND FUCK YOU TIM! If I get the 5th-7th pick, I'm going to drown myself in the lake - but let's fuckin' GOOOOOOOOO.

We have two undefeated teams and two defeated teams, and we're getting to a point where something needs to happen. Let's get after it boys, and enjoy the longer episode.

Hitting our stride here boys, so we finish out the week 2 matchup recaps and take the tiniest peek to week 3. There are some crazy trends going on right now, and I'm here for it - just hopes the offenses pick up a bit and we starting getting some big, shootout games. Also, Isaac, trade for Kenneth Walker.

First half of our week 2 breakdown where the King and Savior has gone to 0-2, but some serious injuries around the league will likely shake things up. Listen to part 2 tomorrow, and fuck you Tyler.

I’m out. My team fell flat on it’s face for the majority of the second half of the season, and I missed on big wins that I needed to grab that bye in the first round. I’m just glad I made the playoffs and boy do we have some spicy matchups in the semifinal round of the playoffs this year. Nick the newcomer up against Stephan’s Super Team and the brothers face off on the other side of the bracket - my archnemesis Tim versus Tyler.

Tyler, Stephan, Nick, Jon, Tim and Brian - the six that made it. There really isn’t too much to say here except you lose and your out, so good luck and may the best man win (and I will).