In which harsh pragmatism ensues. The poorly-drawn map proves the biggest challenge of this level, but we eventually work out where we can move. The Silver Ravens say "Nope" to regeneration and to ridiculously excessive DCs. We play with a doggie, and have a nice read by the river. I'm somewhat uncomfortable with The Lout in this part of the adventure. This is an 'ogrekin' (half human, half ogre, I think?) who got captured by some evil priests, magically controlled for a while, brainwashed and is now a loyal lackey. He's presented as abused, deformed and 'breathing through his mouth and drooling'. It all feels a bit dubious to me. Part 29 of the campaign is now up on Archive.org at Episode 029: Blind the unconscious dead person Direct Links RSS feed for all episodes Episode 001: Number My Thugs Episode 002: Technically She's Goop Episode 003: The Mediaeval Equivalent of a Zimmer Frame Episode 004: Personal Snot Monster Episode 005: By our powers combined Episode 006: There is honour amongst, ah... normal civilians Episode 007: You have it on good medical advice not to lick the ground Episode 008: Mmm, blobs of quivering flesh - my favourite Episode 009: A lot of papier-mâché Episode 010: Kamikaze ferrets and commando weasels Episode 011: It's such a horrible coincidence Episode 012: I think we found our bass player Episode 013: Ego Shattered! Episode 014: Whipping up an alligator stew Episode 015: Sewer brings back bad memories Episode 016: Chaos is one way of describing it Episode 017: NOW she's a ghost Episode 018: A lot of f*cking birdseed Episode 019: Real things said by real people Episode 020: It's like Casper the Friendly Ghost Episode 021: Hit points is a state of mind Episode 022: Is this going to be another Mal versus Door? Episode 023: Faceful of zombie crotch Episode 024: Woo! Capitalism! Episode 025: What kind of tricks do you have up your sleeve? A gun. Episode 026: I promise it's not cursed Episode 027: Enormous tiefling, obvious gnome Episode 028: Back away from the door, book boy Episode 029: Blind the unconscious dead person

You thought paper cuts were the worst that could happen? Our attempt to find the secrets hidden under the Phantasmagorium runs into problems, as an obstinate book bars the way (a great betrayal, for Zim at least). That's basically it. Part 28 of the campaign is now up on Archive.org at Episode 028: Back away from the door, book boy Direct Links RSS feed for all episodes Episode 001: Number My Thugs Episode 002: Technically She's Goop Episode 003: The Mediaeval Equivalent of a Zimmer Frame Episode 004: Personal Snot Monster Episode 005: By our powers combined Episode 006: There is honour amongst, ah... normal civilians Episode 007: You have it on good medical advice not to lick the ground Episode 008: Mmm, blobs of quivering flesh - my favourite Episode 009: A lot of papier-mâché Episode 010: Kamikaze ferrets and commando weasels Episode 011: It's such a horrible coincidence Episode 012: I think we found our bass player Episode 013: Ego Shattered! Episode 014: Whipping up an alligator stew Episode 015: Sewer brings back bad memories Episode 016: Chaos is one way of describing it Episode 017: NOW she's a ghost Episode 018: A lot of f*cking birdseed Episode 019: Real things said by real people Episode 020: It's like Casper the Friendly Ghost Episode 021: Hit points is a state of mind Episode 022: Is this going to be another Mal versus Door? Episode 023: Faceful of zombie crotch Episode 024: Woo! Capitalism! Episode 025: What kind of tricks do you have up your sleeve? A gun. Episode 026: I promise it's not cursed Episode 027: Enormous tiefling, obvious gnome Episode 028: Back away from the door, book boy

Neither mummified apes, nor poisonous spiders, nor almost total inability to hurt anything, will stay these messengers about their duty. Creative solutions abound. We debate the rules for readied actions. That damned spiritual weapon gets its comeuppance. Obviously evil statues are obviously evil. Part 27 of the campaign is now up on Archive.org at Episode 027: Enormous tiefling, obvious gnome Direct Links RSS feed for all episodes Episode 001: Number My Thugs Episode 002: Technically She's Goop Episode 003: The Mediaeval Equivalent of a Zimmer Frame Episode 004: Personal Snot Monster Episode 005: By our powers combined Episode 006: There is honour amongst, ah... normal civilians Episode 007: You have it on good medical advice not to lick the ground Episode 008: Mmm, blobs of quivering flesh - my favourite Episode 009: A lot of papier-mâché Episode 010: Kamikaze ferrets and commando weasels Episode 011: It's such a horrible coincidence Episode 012: I think we found our bass player Episode 013: Ego Shattered! Episode 014: Whipping up an alligator stew Episode 015: Sewer brings back bad memories Episode 016: Chaos is one way of describing it Episode 017: NOW she's a ghost Episode 018: A lot of f*cking birdseed Episode 019: Real things said by real people Episode 020: It's like Casper the Friendly Ghost Episode 021: Hit points is a state of mind Episode 022: Is this going to be another Mal versus Door? Episode 023: Faceful of zombie crotch Episode 024: Woo! Capitalism! Episode 025: What kind of tricks do you have up your sleeve? A gun. Episode 026: I promise it's not cursed Episode 027: Enormous tiefling, obvious gnome

"For a gunslinger sitting in a tank of water might not be optimal." - sage advice from Zimgallar, there. Features spiders. With courage in our hearts, we delve further into enemy territory - which is to say, we move into the second room. Caution proves to be more difficult that you might think. We discover the lack of Pathfinder rules for handling critters that are actually just on you. Part 26 of the campaign is now up on Archive.org at Episode 026: I promise it's not cursed Direct Links RSS feed for all episodes Episode 001: Number My Thugs Episode 002: Technically She's Goop Episode 003: The Mediaeval Equivalent of a Zimmer Frame Episode 004: Personal Snot Monster Episode 005: By our powers combined Episode 006: There is honour amongst, ah... normal civilians Episode 007: You have it on good medical advice not to lick the ground Episode 008: Mmm, blobs of quivering flesh - my favourite Episode 009: A lot of papier-mâché Episode 010: Kamikaze ferrets and commando weasels Episode 011: It's such a horrible coincidence Episode 012: I think we found our bass player Episode 013: Ego Shattered! Episode 014: Whipping up an alligator stew Episode 015: Sewer brings back bad memories Episode 016: Chaos is one way of describing it Episode 017: NOW she's a ghost Episode 018: A lot of f*cking birdseed Episode 019: Real things said by real people Episode 020: It's like Casper the Friendly Ghost Episode 021: Hit points is a state of mind Episode 022: Is this going to be another Mal versus Door? Episode 023: Faceful of zombie crotch Episode 024: Woo! Capitalism! Episode 025: What kind of tricks do you have up your sleeve? A gun. Episode 026: I promise it's not cursed

Update: fixed some audio issues where parts of Nathan's track were stripped out. It's too long since we did any impersonation. The Rebellion continues to gather steam, by which I mean, we maintain our proud record of appalling dice rolls and bare survival. We go for a nice walk that isn't any kind of casing of joints, no sir. Subterfuge ensues as Cassia infiltrates a museum, for a further attempt at conquering the damned thing. Hellknights discover the consequences of f*cking around with hulking semi-demonic chefs. We finally, finally take control of... part of the ground floor of the building. Woo! Part 25 of the campaign is now up on Archive.org at Episode 025: What kind of tricks do you have up your sleeve? A gun. Direct Links RSS feed for all episodes Episode 001: Number My Thugs Episode 002: Technically She's Goop Episode 003: The Mediaeval Equivalent of a Zimmer Frame Episode 004: Personal Snot Monster Episode 005: By our powers combined Episode 006: There is honour amongst, ah... normal civilians Episode 007: You have it on good medical advice not to lick the ground Episode 008: Mmm, blobs of quivering flesh - my favourite Episode 009: A lot of papier-mâché Episode 010: Kamikaze ferrets and commando weasels Episode 011: It's such a horrible coincidence Episode 012: I think we found our bass player Episode 013: Ego Shattered! Episode 014: Whipping up an alligator stew Episode 015: Sewer brings back bad memories Episode 016: Chaos is one way of describing it Episode 017: NOW she's a ghost Episode 018: A lot of f*cking birdseed Episode 019: Real things said by real people Episode 020: It's like Casper the Friendly Ghost Episode 021: Hit points is a state of mind Episode 022: Is this going to be another Mal versus Door? Episode 023: Faceful of zombie crotch Episode 024: Woo! Capitalism! Episode 025: What kind of tricks do you have up your sleeve? A gun.

Update: fixed some audio issues where parts of Nathan's track were stripped out. Bridge taxes are up! Outrageous! I don't honestly remember what happened in this episode, apart from lying to NPCs because gnome. We purchase huge numbers of scrolls (OK, within the limited budget of a low-level party). Shopping occurs. We examine the rules for crafting alchemical items. Not the most action-packed of episodes. Part 24 of the campaign is now up on Archive.org at Episode 024: Woo! Capitalism! Direct Links RSS feed for all episodes Episode 001: Number My Thugs Episode 002: Technically She's Goop Episode 003: The Mediaeval Equivalent of a Zimmer Frame Episode 004: Personal Snot Monster Episode 005: By our powers combined Episode 006: There is honour amongst, ah... normal civilians Episode 007: You have it on good medical advice not to lick the ground Episode 008: Mmm, blobs of quivering flesh - my favourite Episode 009: A lot of papier-mâché Episode 010: Kamikaze ferrets and commando weasels Episode 011: It's such a horrible coincidence Episode 012: I think we found our bass player Episode 013: Ego Shattered! Episode 014: Whipping up an alligator stew Episode 015: Sewer brings back bad memories Episode 016: Chaos is one way of describing it Episode 017: NOW she's a ghost Episode 018: A lot of f*cking birdseed Episode 019: Real things said by real people Episode 020: It's like Casper the Friendly Ghost Episode 021: Hit points is a state of mind Episode 022: Is this going to be another Mal versus Door? Episode 023: Faceful of zombie crotch Episode 024: Woo! Capitalism!

Join us once more for ineptitude in the streets of devil-struck Kintargo... You don't get anywhere as a small business owner seditious rebel without persistence. We return once again to the bloody annoying halls of the Fantasmagorium in the hopes of making it past the first flippin' room. On our past record this is very much a nail-biter. Part 23 of the campaign is now up on Archive.org at Episode 023: Faceful of zombie crotch. Direct Links RSS feed for all episodes Episode 001: Number My Thugs Episode 002: Technically She's Goop Episode 003: The Mediaeval Equivalent of a Zimmer Frame Episode 004: Personal Snot Monster Episode 005: By our powers combined Episode 006: There is honour amongst, ah... normal civilians Episode 007: You have it on good medical advice not to lick the ground Episode 008: Mmm, blobs of quivering flesh - my favourite Episode 009: A lot of papier-mâché Episode 010: Kamikaze ferrets and commando weasels Episode 011: It's such a horrible coincidence Episode 012: I think we found our bass player Episode 013: Ego Shattered! Episode 014: Whipping up an alligator stew Episode 015: Sewer brings back bad memories Episode 016: Chaos is one way of describing it Episode 017: NOW she's a ghost Episode 018: A lot of f*cking birdseed Episode 019: Real things said by real people Episode 020: It's like Casper the Friendly Ghost Episode 021: Hit points is a state of mind Episode 022: Is this going to be another Mal versus Door? Episode 023: Faceful of zombie crotch

Educational visits can be dangerous. "Starknives and whips is just not a good look with skeletons", quote Zim. We are bullied by undead apes, and discover the disadvantages of party members who are physically incapable of inflicting damage (yes, I'm one of them). Part 22 of the campaign is now up on Archive.org at Episode 022: Is this going to be another Mal versus Door?. Direct Links RSS feed for all episodes Episode 001: Number My Thugs Episode 002: Technically She's Goop Episode 003: The Mediaeval Equivalent of a Zimmer Frame Episode 004: Personal Snot Monster Episode 005: By our powers combined Episode 006: There is honour amongst, ah... normal civilians Episode 007: You have it on good medical advice not to lick the ground Episode 008: Mmm, blobs of quivering flesh - my favourite Episode 009: A lot of papier-mâché Episode 010: Kamikaze ferrets and commando weasels Episode 011: It's such a horrible coincidence Episode 012: I think we found our bass player Episode 013: Ego Shattered! Episode 014: Whipping up an alligator stew Episode 015: Sewer brings back bad memories Episode 016: Chaos is one way of describing it Episode 017: NOW she's a ghost Episode 018: A lot of f*cking birdseed Episode 019: Real things said by real people Episode 020: It's like Casper the Friendly Ghost Episode 021: Hit points is a state of mind Episode 022: Is this going to be another Mal versus Door?

Roger has kindly pointed out that the start of Episode 21 contains 13 minutes of dead silence. This is in no way part of an elaborate Kuthite occult ritual designed to lure our innocent audience into the path of shadow and pain. Especially now that someone's noticed. I have replaced the file on Archive.org.

"I am not a number (of hit points), I am a free, uh, humanoid of some kind." Reggie and Mal uncover a Plot Device. We accidentally perform a 1970s comedy routine (poor Rexus). A visit to the Museum proves education in different ways than the institution originally anticipated - for example, we learned you should always carry a slashing weapon. Part 21 of the campaign is now up on Archive.org at Episode 021: Hit points is a state of mind. Direct Links RSS feed for all episodes Episode 001: Number My Thugs Episode 002: Technically She's Goop Episode 003: The Mediaeval Equivalent of a Zimmer Frame Episode 004: Personal Snot Monster Episode 005: By our powers combined Episode 006: There is honour amongst, ah... normal civilians Episode 007: You have it on good medical advice not to lick the ground Episode 008: Mmm, blobs of quivering flesh - my favourite Episode 009: A lot of papier-mâché Episode 010: Kamikaze ferrets and commando weasels Episode 011: It's such a horrible coincidence Episode 012: I think we found our bass player Episode 013: Ego Shattered! Episode 014: Whipping up an alligator stew Episode 015: Sewer brings back bad memories Episode 016: Chaos is one way of describing it Episode 017: NOW she's a ghost Episode 018: A lot of f*cking birdseed Episode 019: Real things said by real people Episode 020: It's like Casper the Friendly Ghost Episode 021: Hit points is a state of mind

In this twentieth episode, sometimes it's hard to be spooky. Relations with our patron become somewhat soured when we point out that he is criticising us without doing anything whatsoever to improve matters himself (that'll happen). We engage in budget Hallowe'en shenanigans and lie abundantly. All good fun between enemies. Part twenty of the campaign is now up on Archive.org at Episode 020: It's like Casper the Friendly Ghost. Direct Links RSS feed for all episodes Episode 001: Number My Thugs Episode 002: Technically She's Goop Episode 003: The Mediaeval Equivalent of a Zimmer Frame Episode 004: Personal Snot Monster Episode 005: By our powers combined Episode 006: There is honour amongst, ah... normal civilians Episode 007: You have it on good medical advice not to lick the ground Episode 008: Mmm, blobs of quivering flesh - my favourite Episode 009: A lot of papier-mâché Episode 010: Kamikaze ferrets and commando weasels Episode 011: It's such a horrible coincidence Episode 012: I think we found our bass player Episode 013: Ego Shattered! Episode 014: Whipping up an alligator stew Episode 015: Sewer brings back bad memories Episode 016: Chaos is one way of describing it Episode 017: NOW she's a ghost Episode 018: A lot of f*cking birdseed Episode 019: Real things said by real people Episode 020: It's like Casper the Friendly Ghost

Nineteen episodes? Somehow. The party negotiate ill-naturedly with a devil, and go into the salt trade. Part nineteen of the campaign is now up on Archive.org at Episode 019: Real things said by real people. Direct Links RSS feed for all episodes Episode 001: Number My Thugs Episode 002: Technically She's Goop Episode 003: The Mediaeval Equivalent of a Zimmer Frame Episode 004: Personal Snot Monster Episode 005: By our powers combined Episode 006: There is honour amongst, ah... normal civilians Episode 007: You have it on good medical advice not to lick the ground Episode 008: Mmm, blobs of quivering flesh - my favourite Episode 009: A lot of papier-mâché Episode 010: Kamikaze ferrets and commando weasels Episode 011: It's such a horrible coincidence Episode 012: I think we found our bass player Episode 013: Ego Shattered! Episode 014: Whipping up an alligator stew Episode 015: Sewer brings back bad memories Episode 016: Chaos is one way of describing it Episode 017: NOW she's a ghost Episode 018: A lot of f*cking birdseed Episode 019: Real things said by real people

Dare you listen to this inauspicious eighteenth episode? You do? Oh, okay. Great. That's pretty cool actually. The new recruits prove to need more training in the Gentle Art of Insurrection than we initially realised. Malexius engages in avian skulduggery in the face of a sceptical Reggie. We do a bunch of rebellion admin (I cut a lot of it out, honestly). Part eightteen of the campaign is now up on Archive.org at Episode 018: A lot of f*cking birdseed. Direct Links RSS feed for all episodes Episode 001: Number My Thugs Episode 002: Technically She's Goop Episode 003: The Mediaeval Equivalent of a Zimmer Frame Episode 004: Personal Snot Monster Episode 005: By our powers combined Episode 006: There is honour amongst, ah... normal civilians Episode 007: You have it on good medical advice not to lick the ground Episode 008: Mmm, blobs of quivering flesh - my favourite Episode 009: A lot of papier-mâché Episode 010: Kamikaze ferrets and commando weasels Episode 011: It's such a horrible coincidence Episode 012: I think we found our bass player Episode 013: Ego Shattered! Episode 014: Whipping up an alligator stew Episode 015: Sewer brings back bad memories Episode 016: Chaos is one way of describing it Episode 017: NOW she's a ghost Episode 018: A lot of f*cking birdseed

There is no beginning; no end; only podcast. We continue our suboptimal attempts to evict - with extreme prejudice - interlopers* in our beloved home** bent on depriving us of (in no particular order) life, liberty and our worldly wealth***. Tragedy strikes in our midst. The DM accidentally foreshadows next session's calamities. *yes, yes, technically "duly appointed representatives of the law" **illicit secret insurgent headquarters ***numerous crates of abandoned contraband and about eighty percent of a smoked alligator Part seventeen of the campaign is now up on Archive.org at Episode 017: NOW she's a ghost. Direct Links RSS feed for all episodes Episode 001: Number My Thugs Episode 002: Technically She's Goop Episode 003: The Mediaeval Equivalent of a Zimmer Frame Episode 004: Personal Snot Monster Episode 005: By our powers combined Episode 006: There is honour amongst, ah... normal civilians Episode 007: You have it on good medical advice not to lick the ground Episode 008: Mmm, blobs of quivering flesh - my favourite Episode 009: A lot of papier-mâché Episode 010: Kamikaze ferrets and commando weasels Episode 011: It's such a horrible coincidence Episode 012: I think we found our bass player Episode 013: Ego Shattered! Episode 014: Whipping up an alligator stew Episode 015: Sewer brings back bad memories Episode 016: Chaos is one way of describing it Episode 017: NOW she's a ghost

For loyal podcast listeners, hoorah! Another episode! This episode begins with my apology for losing half of the previous session, and a brief summary of our fairy-mangling exploits. Due to being dim, I managed to download the same recording twice and fail to record the second one at all... sorry. In which we do a remarkably poor job of keeping our secret rebel base secret, in the face of terrifying rolls from the GM. Violence is the last resort of the, uh, people who roll badly, I suppose. Part sixteen of the campaign is now up on Archive.org at Episode 016: Chaos is one way of describing it. Direct Links RSS feed for all episodes Episode 001: Number My Thugs Episode 002: Technically She's Goop Episode 003: The Mediaeval Equivalent of a Zimmer Frame Episode 004: Personal Snot Monster Episode 005: By our powers combined Episode 006: There is honour amongst, ah... normal civilians Episode 007: You have it on good medical advice not to lick the ground Episode 008: Mmm, blobs of quivering flesh - my favourite Episode 009: A lot of papier-mâché Episode 010: Kamikaze ferrets and commando weasels Episode 011: It's such a horrible coincidence Episode 012: I think we found our bass player Episode 013: Ego Shattered! Episode 014: Whipping up an alligator stew Episode 015: Sewer brings back bad memories Episode 016: Chaos is one way of describing it

Podcasts? Never heard of 'em, guv. I wouldn't know anything about that. You must be thinking of another couple of gnomes. In which we attempt to set up rebellion management, and discover some, uh, some discrepancies. "Murder" or "I would lie, and then lie, and then add additional lies"? Part fourteen of the campaign is now up on Archive.org at Episode 015: Sewer brings back bad memories. Direct Links RSS feed for all episodes Episode 001: Number My Thugs Episode 002: Technically She's Goop Episode 003: The Mediaeval Equivalent of a Zimmer Frame Episode 004: Personal Snot Monster Episode 005: By our powers combined Episode 006: There is honour amongst, ah... normal civilians Episode 007: You have it on good medical advice not to lick the ground Episode 008: Mmm, blobs of quivering flesh - my favourite Episode 009: A lot of papier-mâché Episode 010: Kamikaze ferrets and commando weasels Episode 011: It's such a horrible coincidence Episode 012: I think we found our bass player Episode 013: Ego Shattered! Episode 014: Whipping up an alligator stew Episode 015: Sewer brings back bad memories

Podcasts? Never heard of 'em, guv. I wouldn't know anything about that. You must be thinking of another couple of gnomes. What is best in life? Fusion cuisine and committing extreme violence against crocodilians. Today, at least. Part fourteen of the campaign is now up on Archive.org at Episode 014: Whipping up an alligator stew. Direct Links RSS feed for all episodes Episode 001: Number My Thugs Episode 002: Technically She's Goop Episode 003: The Mediaeval Equivalent of a Zimmer Frame Episode 004: Personal Snot Monster Episode 005: By our powers combined Episode 006: There is honour amongst, ah... normal civilians Episode 007: You have it on good medical advice not to lick the ground Episode 008: Mmm, blobs of quivering flesh - my favourite Episode 009: A lot of papier-mâché Episode 010: Kamikaze ferrets and commando weasels Episode 011: It's such a horrible coincidence Episode 012: I think we found our bass player Episode 013: Ego Shattered! Episode 014: Whipping up an alligator stew

This episode? Fell off the back of a lorry la, I can give it you for a fiver? Hijinks ensue, but this time it isn't us. Scandalous! And I say that as a gnome. Also, new friends are, eventually, made, and I require a cup of coffee for my hat. Part thirteen of the campaign is now up on Archive.org at Episode 013: Ego Shattered!. Direct Links RSS feed for all episodes Episode 001: Number My Thugs Episode 002: Technically She's Goop Episode 003: The Mediaeval Equivalent of a Zimmer Frame Episode 004: Personal Snot Monster Episode 005: By our powers combined Episode 006: There is honour amongst, ah... normal civilians Episode 007: You have it on good medical advice not to lick the ground Episode 008: Mmm, blobs of quivering flesh - my favourite Episode 009: A lot of papier-mâché Episode 010: Kamikaze ferrets and commando weasels Episode 011: It's such a horrible coincidence Episode 012: I think we found our bass player Episode 013: Ego Shattered!

For loyal podcast listeners, hoorah! Another episode! For loyal readers, sorry, I haven't had much time or inspiration for posts recently. I do have some ideas on the back burner, but work and general Life Stuff isn't exactly leisurely these last few months. In which we feign artistic differences and our distraction is counter-distracted. If this rebellion business doesn't work out, though, I have a fallback plan now. Part twelve of the campaign is now up on Archive.org at Episode 012: I think we found our bass player. Direct Links RSS feed for all episodes Episode 001: Number My Thugs Episode 002: Technically She's Goop Episode 003: The Mediaeval Equivalent of a Zimmer Frame Episode 004: Personal Snot Monster Episode 005: By our powers combined Episode 006: There is honour amongst, ah... normal civilians Episode 007: You have it on good medical advice not to lick the ground Episode 008: Mmm, blobs of quivering flesh - my favourite Episode 009: A lot of papier-mâché Episode 010: Kamikaze ferrets and commando weasels Episode 011: It's such a horrible coincidence Episode 012: I think we found our bass player

After feedback from a kind listener (thanks Roger, we love you) I've gone back and redone the audio for episodes 5-10 to get a better balance of volume for people's voices. Hopefully they'll all be clearer in future. Feedback is great, please leave comments! In which our GM appears to be underwater and/or possessed but it's just the audio, he assures us. We embark on a chase, resulting in an increasingly elaborate series of lies and impersonations in an attempt to extricate ourselves from the previous lies and impersonations. The words "I'm going to have to ask you to make another Bluff check feature prominently. Part eleven of the campaign is now up on Archive.org at Episode 011: It's such a horrible coincidence. Direct Links RSS feed for all episodes Episode 001: Number My Thugs Episode 002: Technically She's Goop Episode 003: The Mediaeval Equivalent of a Zimmer Frame Episode 004: Personal Snot Monster Episode 005: By our powers combined Episode 006: There is honour amongst, ah... normal civilians Episode 007: You have it on good medical advice not to lick the ground Episode 008: Mmm, blobs of quivering flesh - my favourite Episode 009: A lot of papier-mâché Episode 010: Kamikaze ferrets and commando weasels Episode 011: It's such a horrible coincidence