After negotiating with the pirate Goldbeard and threatening him with a court case, the group proceeds their journey to his promised treasure island. Will looting it be easy, or does Goldbeard have a trick up his (handless) sleeve? A lot of weird things are happening: Gerbert being a helpful intern? Astro speaking 6+ languages? Multiple people unnecessarily trying to pet a giant squid? Tune in to see if the group gets eaten or not! Most of the music used in this episode is...

Oh no! Our heroes have been attacked again! Who'd a thunk? This time they are fooled by pirates and meet battle out on the open sea, something they are... clearly not quite used to. New and familiar faces show up, cannonballs are incoming, and decisions have to be made swiftly! Who takes a cannonball to the chest? Who ends up with a mouth full of seawater? (and why is the answer to both always Risus?) Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music". You can ...

Last time on Lost in Asteria, our heroes faced the sinister Dr. Hilliard, defeating him, transforming him into a frog, and freeing a tormented soul in the process. With Hilliard’s lair reduced to ash in a fiery sewer inferno, the party now turns their sights toward Lylithia in the Desolate Plains. Their mission: recover one of the six pieces of the legendary stick, a weapon said to have the power to end the reign of the evil king. But they’re not alone in this race. As shadows gather and old ...

After defeating Dr. Hilliard, the group finds itself in a predicament. Alfred, Charles’s old friend, is trapped in a sword. The evil Dr. Hilliard is trapped in a frog, and the frog is trapped in a soul stone. Somehow, they must clean up their bodieswapping, soul-shifting mess and move on to save Asteria. Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music". You can find their amazing music on patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music". You can find their amazing music on patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music". You can find their amazing music on patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

The gang delivers the egg they retrieved from the spirit realm to the otters and say goodbye to a dear friend before moving on to the Desolate Plains, helped along the way by a bit of nifty forest magic. In the stark plains, they run into an odd helper of Asteria itself before heading to the city of Lylithia. Here, a moving stone, a drug dealer, and a senile badger enter a bar - along with our heroes. Tune in to find out what happens! Most of the music used in this episode is m...

After discovering that the thief who stole Strixx's egg had changed their appearance to resemble Nimeon, the group must hurry to find them before anything worse happens. Along the way, they may uncover the true reason behind the egg's theft—or perhaps an even darker secret awaits. Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music". You can find their amazing music on patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts

The group has entered the Spirit Realm in search of Strix' egg that the otters suspect has been stolen. Here, to everyone's surprise, Risus reunites with a helpful acquaintance and learns that he is a wanted man (or tiefling)! This makes moving through the foreign realm difficult for the team, and it is not without obstacles. Who is after Risus and why? Is Galdric carrying the team? Does Astro feel insecure about his lack of facial hair? Find answers to the above que...

The group leaves Sendalia and heads towards the Desolate Plains in hopes of learning more about Risus' past and recover his lost emotions. They quickly find that long distance travelling in the desert is no simple task - especially not when provisions are disappearing! Who is stealing their supplies? And now that they need to take a detour in order to replenish them, how is there suddenly a fully fledged forest in the middle of the desert? And wait - where did their caravans go? ...

The group heads back to Sendalia, armed with photographic evidence of Mr. Rob from the Twilight Conclave sabotaging the trains. But reaching the Queen isn’t so simple—they first have to outrun pursuers through the streets of Rowena’s underground. And even if they make it in time, there’s still one major challenge left: keeping Arikhas' snark from completely derailing their showdown with Mr. Rob. Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music". You can find their a...

After reuniting with their old friend Grit in the desert, the party sets out to explore an abandoned factory buried beneath the sands. Harmony Haven—where Risus allegedly lost his emotions—holds secrets and dangers alike. But when Galdric accidentally strips away all of Charles’ emotions except rage, tensions erupt into a heated clash between Charles and Arikhas. As if the conflict wasn’t enough, the group must also face a sudden horde of zombies. Will they hold it together long enough to sur...

The group faces off against the spirit of Pandora for an intense second battle! While their combat skills are holding up, their Charisma rolls? Not so much. This episode also marks the farewell of our guest player Maria from the podcast Frygtelig Fascinerende. We're so grateful she joined us for this adventure and hope to have her back in the future! Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music". You can find their amazing music on patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tab...

This holiday season, the party is hired for a heist like no other. A shadowy toy company has tasked them with infiltrating Santa's Workshop to uncover the secrets of his toy distribution empire. Their mission? Steal the magic, disable the operation, and maybe—just maybe—take out the big guy himself. This oneshot is inspired by "Night Before Wintermas" by the user "jmanc" from reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/DnDBehindTheScreen/comments/5fijif/free_christmas_oneshot/?rdt=37394 Most of ...

The Zodiac Club faces relentless stone golems in a battle that pushes them to their limits. With danger closing in, strategic decisions and daring magic become their only hope for survival. As tensions rise, the group finds themselves in a mysterious hall of mirrors, where personal demons and hidden dangers lurk in the shadows. Will they overcome the trials ahead, or will the darkness claim them? Tune in for a thrilling mix of high-stakes combat, emotional revelations, and a twist you won’t s...

The group ventures deep into Medusa’s dungeon, navigating deadly traps and solving intricate puzzles at every turn. But amidst the challenges, Astrolan can’t shake the feeling that something about Enil is... off. Is it possible he’s seen her somewhere before? As they draw closer to Medusa, the group begins to uncover pieces of Enil’s mysterious past. Will these revelations strengthen their resolve—or complicate their mission even further? Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tab...

With the Queen's guidance, they learn the location of Medusa’s lair. But before setting off, they’re compelled by the local crime lord Rowena to bring along one of her henchmen—a young woman named Enil, who appears to be suffering from amnesia. However on their way there they first have to bury their good friend Buddy relative. Which goes somewhat great... This episode features the ever-brilliant Maria from the podcast Frygtelig Fascinerende as a guest player. It’s always a delight to see wh...

After months apart, the group finally reunites with their old friend and travel companion, Astrolan Moonshadow. But things aren’t quite as they remember—Astrolan is caught up in a rather sticky situation. Before continuing their journey to Medusa’s lair, the group must pay another visit to the Book Club. Unfortunately, the club seems to have gotten themselves tangled in a mimic-filled predicament. Can the group lend a hand without getting bitten? Most of the music used in this episode is made...

The group finally puts an end to the vampire threat—but not without resorting to the most ridiculous and inefficient methods Asteria has ever seen. When it comes to Rowena, their plans take an unexpected turn. Instead of capturing her, they strike an unusual deal as they delve deeper into the secrets of the Mazekeepers. But is this alliance with Rowena truly the right path forward? There’s only one way to find out... Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music". You ...

The Zodiac club encounters their first vampire. Luckily they all stay calm and handle the situation in a controlled manner... Which mostly consist of Charles roaming vampire fandom websites. Most of the music used in this episode is made by "Tabletop RPG Music". You can find their amazing music on patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tabletoprpgmusic/posts