The road to breaking even has taken CEO Holly and Kingtern Rory all the way to Las Vegas where they’re looking to gamble their way to paying for the podcast, one dollar at a time. But are the bright lights an overstimulating nightmare? Fxck up Friday is back again with no pencil case safe from getting shat on, Holly’s lying era makes a triumphant return and Rory nearly starts another pandemic with a particularly dirty fleece. If that all sounds a bit chaotic… that’s Vegas baby!!!!!  Bye Babe xx Produced by: The Sheriff ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Watch Lousy Advice on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Lousy Digest on Substack⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Lousy Advice socials ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Holly’s socials ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Rory’s TikTok Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lousy Advice is back and INTERNATIONAL! CEO/Editor Holly took Kingtern Rory on a business trip to LA and tried to hold his hand. But all he wanted to do was hold his microphone and say we missed you last week and we're sorry. We're gonna find out how not to have a lousy holiday, why their hotel room turned green and what happened when they hired a Mustang and drove to Las Vegas. Plus F*ck up Friday makes its first appearance on the podcast. Let's rock and roll. Bye Babe xx Produced by: The Sheriff ⁠⁠⁠⁠Watch Lousy Advice on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠The Lousy Digest on Substack⁠⁠⁠⁠ Lousy Advice socials ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠ Holly’s socials ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Rory’s TikTok Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hide behind your Lousy little sofa because this week’s episode is absolutely terrifying. CEO/Editor Holly teams up with Kingtern Rory to let you know what your Halloween costume says about you and share their best spooky season anecdotes. Nobody wants an hour’s worth of pure Halloween chat so the Lousy Digest creative duo have cleverly turned a big chunk of the pod into a discussion about what are the scariest things about life in general. Rory reveals what he most hates doing and we find out what Holly once did on a work call that could’ve got her the sack. Bye Babe xx Produced by: The Sheriff ⁠⁠⁠Watch Lousy Advice on YouTube⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠The Lousy Digest on Substack⁠⁠⁠ Lousy Advice socials ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠ Holly’s socials ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Rory’s TikTok Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Brace yourselves this week, the Lousy Digest is expanding and has its first guest. CEO/Editor Holly has rifled through her nepotism file (more on that in the pod) and invited along her dad, internet sensation Nigel Morris! As well as being (maybe) one of the world’s longest consecutive users of a single spoon, he’s also the Lord of Hobbies. So once he’s shared his favourite things to do when not breaking the World Wide Web, he’s going to let his judgement rain down on all other hobbyists. Kingtern Rory is still here to tell you to get in the comments, but he’s not happy about his naughty knickers being taken away from him. Boo hoo! Bye Babe xx Produced by: The Sheriff ⁠⁠Watch Lousy Advice on YouTube⁠⁠ ⁠⁠The Lousy Digest on Substack⁠⁠ Lousy Advice socials ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠ ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ Holly’s socials ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠ ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Rory’s TikTok Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We’re getting more serious than usual at Lousy Digest HQ this week as CEO Holly opens up about how she and Kingtern Rory have learned to communicate better and grow stronger in a neurodivergent relationship. Bring some toilet roll, though, because there is a bit of casual sh!t-chat to get through first! Thanks so much for sending in your questions, we love reading them. Keep them coming! Bye Babe xx Produced by: The Sheriff ⁠Watch Lousy Advice on YouTube⁠ ⁠The Lousy Digest on Substack⁠ Lousy Advice socials ⁠Instagram⁠ ⁠TikTok⁠ Holly’s socials ⁠Instagram⁠ ⁠TikTok⁠ ⁠Rory’s TikTok Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Is there such thing as The One? That’s the big question at Lousy Digest HQ this week as CEO Holly and Kingtern Rory put their unprofessional relationship under scrutiny. We find out what’s sending their big naughty nickers right up their crotches with one of them suspected of cheating with a mystery spam eater and the other recalling how a koala hug quickly turned into true love. Does moon water work? Is Rory allowed to get ill? Has Holly got bad breath? We're covering all bases. As always, your questions are answered but please don’t take our word for it because this advice is extremely lousy!!! Bye Babe xx Produced by: The Sheriff Watch Lousy Advice on YouTube The Lousy Digest on Substack Lousy Advice socials Instagram TikTok Holly’s socials Instagram TikTok Rory’s TikTok Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The gossip is hot in the Lousy Digest office because CEO and Kingtern have both taken annual leave at the same time. Is something going on between them??? This week’s pod flies into your ears all the way from Cornwall and the chat is more casual than ever. In the conversation crosshairs are Holly’s post-flu appearance, Rory being compared to a carrot and holiday booking fails. All your questions are answered too, with some pretty lousy advice. Would you let your mother-in-law have a key to your house? No thanks. Bye Babe xx Produced by: The Sheriff Watch Lousy Advice on YouTube The Lousy Digest on Substack Lousy Advice Instagram Lousy Advice TikTok Holly's Instagram Holly's TikTok Rory’s TikTok Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It’s Fashion Week season in the real world, so CEO/Editor Holly is strutting down the Lousy Digest catwalk and dishing out all the style advice you never asked for. There is nobody more desperate to learn than Kingtern Rory, who is very quickly running out of fresh t-shirts to wear on the podcast. We find out why Holly was wearing a thong at Primary School, how to spend less on clobber and what trends are getting Rory’s knickers in a right old tangly twist. The chat may not always be casual but the advice is always lousy. And as EVERYONE is now saying, don’t take our word for it! Bye Babe xx Produced by: The Sheriff Watch Lousy Advice on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@holymorridge The Lousy Digest on Substack: https://holymorridge.substack.com/ Lousy Advice socials Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thatslousyadvice/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thatslousyadvice Holly’s socials Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hollymorrisss/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@holymorridge Rory’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@roryrory444 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ever wondered what to do with your life? Well wonder no more because CEO/Editor Holly is firing off lousy advice left, right and centre on this week’s podcast. In the firing line are life coaches that are younger than you, people who don’t lie and her own behaviour on another podcast. Oh and the intern is now calling himself the Kingtern and is furious with his fiancée for not being honest about her relationship status. Obviously there are massive pants, completely natural chit-chat and answers to some of your questions! Bye Babe xx Produced by: The Sheriff Watch Lousy Advice on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@holymorridge The Lousy Digest on Substack: https://holymorridge.substack.com/ Lousy Advice socials Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thatslousyadvice/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thatslousyadvice Holly’s socials Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hollymorrisss/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@holymorridge Rory’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@roryrory444 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We’re all getting in a Lousy time machine and heading back to uni this week to find out what Editor Holly and tiny intern Rory got up to during freshers week.  It’s not all sock puppets and soiled washing up bowls though, there’s also some pretty rudimentary dating advice that everyone going to university needs to hear and possibly ignore. As always there are twisted knickers, buckets of casual chit-chat and general discussion that is question-led. But don’t take our word for it! Bye Babe xx Produced by: The Sheriff Watch Lousy Advice on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@holymorridge The Lousy Digest on Substack: https://holymorridge.substack.com/ Lousy Advice socials Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thatslousyadvice/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thatslousyadvice Holly’s socials Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hollymorrisss/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@holymorridge Rory’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@roryrory444 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Everyone’s either on one knee or hyperventilating at Lousy Digest HQ this week as the chat is all about Engagements. We finally find out how a lowly intern was tricked into proposing to his high-powered editor as Rory takes us step-by-step-by-step through choosing the ring, running it by parents and then finally asking the question.There’s also some of the Lousiest Advice yet as Holly answers your dilemmas. DISCLAIMER: Remember, the advice is always Lousy so DON’T TAKE OUR WORD FOR IT. Bye Babe xx Produced by: The Sheriff Watch Lousy Advice on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@holymorridge The Lousy Digest on Substack: https://holymorridge.substack.com/ Lousy Advice socials Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thatslousyadvice/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thatslousyadvice Holly’s socials Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hollymorrisss/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@holymorridge Rory’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@roryrory444 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Wakey wakey, turn off your snooze and jump out of bed because this week we are lousily digesting morning routines! Well that was the aim but before we got there we found out what’s swinging in and out of Rory the intern’s pants these days and what exactly is getting the editorial team’s naughty knickers in a right old twist.  Editor Holly saves the pain of boyfriends, girlfriends and partners all over the world by revealing what you should really do when your girlfriend is crying.  We also find out why Holly and Rory are doomed to fail… is this the end of the Lousy Digest?!!!!  Bye babe xxx Watch Lousy Advice on YouTube: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@holymorridge⁠ Read The Lousy Digest on Substack: ⁠https://holymorridge.substack.com/⁠ Lousy Advice socials Instagram: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/thatslousyadvice/⁠ TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@thatslousyadvice⁠ Holly’s socials Instagram: h⁠ttps://www.instagram.com/hollymorrisss/⁠ TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@holymorridge⁠ Produced by: The Sheriff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Start saving your pennies because this week’s Lousy Advice is all about weddings.  Editor Holly takes intern/fiancé Rory on a rollercoaster ride of opinions this week as she dives veil first into wedding chat. We find out why they’re not married yet and it has nothing to do with Lousy Digest HR regulations.  Ever wondered what to do if you have too many friends? Or have you debated whether to throw hen caution to the stag wind and have a Sten? Then you’ve come to the worst possible place for advice on it. Leave the kids at home and get your naughty mega knickers in a right old twist! (That only makes sense if you listen to the podcast, so press play now and like/follow/comment etc blah blah blah) Bye babe xxx Watch Lousy Advice on YouTube: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@holymorridge⁠ Read The Lousy Digest on Substack: ⁠https://holymorridge.substack.com/⁠ Lousy Advice socials Instagram: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/thatslousyadvice/⁠ TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@thatslousyadvice⁠ Holly’s socials Instagram: h⁠ttps://www.instagram.com/hollymorrisss/⁠ TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@holymorridge⁠ Produced by: The Sheriff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Despite being the boss of a thriving magazine such as the Lousy Digest, success in print hasn’t always translated into victories in Editor Holly’s love life.  She dated the whole of Clapham before (don’t tell HR) finding Intern Rory and learned a lot along the way.  Take notes because in this episode you’re gonna learn why the usual dating advice is nonsense and find out how to spot when you’re being played.  Oh and Holly’s dad also joins to nearly get us cancelled after two episodes… Bye babe xxx Watch Lousy Advice on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@holymorridge Read The Lousy Digest on Substack: https://holymorridge.substack.com/ Lousy Advice socials Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thatslousyadvice/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thatslousyadvice Holly’s socials Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hollymorrisss/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@holymorridge Produced by: The Sheriff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Untwist your knickers and fill your ears with this Lousy Bonus Episode! Editor Holly has had so many jobs (8 in 2 years) that her CV gets its own episode. Intern Rory has been granted the chance to interrogate his boss about why she charged her parents to enter her bedroom, how she worked as a Barista without knowing what a cappuccino was and what life was like as a Red Bull girl hunting for snogs. This podcast description is actually longer than some of Holly’s employment stints.  Bye Babe xx Produced by: The Sheriff Watch Lousy Advice on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@holymorridge The Lousy Digest on Substack: https://holymorridge.substack.com/ Lousy Advice socials Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thatslousyadvice/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thatslousyadvice Holly’s socials Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hollymorrisss/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@holymorridge Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It’s finally here!!! Welcome to the first episode of Lousy Advice, coming to you from Lousy Digest HQ. We’re kicking things off with all the Lousy Advice about work. If you want to receive employment advice from somebody who has left 8 jobs in 2 years, you’ve come to the right place. Editor Holly is gonna tell you how to succeed by putting in less effort and Intern Rory will set you on the road to earning £100k a month. Watch out for the naughty knickers! Bye Babe xx Watch Lousy Advice on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@holymorridge Read The Lousy Digest on Substack: https://holymorridge.substack.com/ Lousy Advice socials Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thatslousyadvice/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thatslousyadvice Holly’s socials Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hollymorrisss/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@holymorridge Produced by: The Sheriff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Introducing Holly Morris, a Z-list influencer, part time zumba-er AND QUEEN of lousy advice. Like all of us, she's spent her twenties & early thirties being bombarded with lousy advice in all forms, from 30 second TikToks of self-appointed life coaches about how breathwork cured their athletes foot, friends-of-friends in the pub that SWEAR their sister's cousin's big toe managed to get their ex back through reiki, magazine's that have told her if she just got her calves to be 2cm smaller she'd definitely end up getting inundated with roses on Hinge. So assisted by her tiny intern Rory, Holly will be coming live from Lousy Digest HQ. A magazine that discusses the things that really don't matter, and makes a bit of a meal of it. If you're looking for pearls of wisdom or have some unusual/ interesting/ down right awful advice of your own, let us know at thatslousyadvice@gmail.com Thanks for listening and PLEASE don't forget to follow us so you never miss an episode! (And so I can move Rory to a paid intern role) Bye babe xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices