Sex positive, kink-friendly, and thirsty conversations about the creatures that traverse our backyards and our imaginations. We're talking cryptids, their stories, their origins, and most importantly...if they wanna smash. Warning! Very explicit. Find out more!
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Sex positive, kink-friendly, and thirsty conversations about the creatures that traverse our backyards and our imaginations. We're talking cryptids, their stories, their origins, and most importantly...if they wanna smash. Warning! Very explicit. Find out more!
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CW: Drug & alcohol use
The much anticipated Halloween special is finally here…maybe more than a lil late (oops!) Appreciate your patience!!!
So, as you enjoy your long holiday weekend, listen in to our RIZZ filled episode where we explore Bram Stoker’s Dracula, the charm of Nosferatu, and poetic horny lit. This is a good ‘un y’all! It will go down smooth with that leftover turkey sandwich.
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CW: Drug use, alcohol use
Happy Halloween to all that celebrate!
Well friends, the universe just isn’t on our side again. We weren’t able to record a new one for you this month, so so sorry about that. Especially since it is gay Xmas and all. As an offering while we get our ducks in a row, enjoy this double feature of Jem penned spicy tales. Definitely a couple of crew favorites, so whether you’re hearing them for the first time or revisiting them, we hope you enjoy this lil treat while you wait.
Thanks for understanding. Have a safe, fun, and sexy All Hallow’s Eve tonight!
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CW: Alcohol use and animal death.
Howdy, hi, and hello once again from the crew who just get by, by doing their best…
That’s right folks, LAFS has another banger of an ep for you! In this one, we play games with Coco, explore a larger than life cryptid from the Antarctic seas, and welcome the return of a show favorite (real ones know). Laughs abound and guaranteed….come join us!
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So, the characters in today’s story have a questionable relationship…dare we say, potentially toxic dynamic. Just a heads up for folks who might not be into that. But yeah, content warnings for the episode as a whole: mentions of death, loss of a loved one, guns, drug use, alcohol use, fat phobic language, mild violence, arson, and fires.
Howdy hey everyone! We’re here, we’re queer, and we got a lil something real weird for you. We discuss alien encounters, spooky entities in clown makeup, and a rather surprising (and rocky) enemy to lovers filled piece of lit. Not sponsored! Unless….? Capitalism was bound to get here.
PS. Keep an eye on the Interstate Obscenity Definition Act (S.1671). Make your reps aware that you want them to VOTE NO on this and any related legislation if you like sex positive content.
PSS. Also, CORRECTION: Mick Jagger of the Stones soundtracked the Kenneth Anger film “Invocation of My Demon Brother”.
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CW: Drug use, animal attacks, and murder
In this rowdy edition of LAFS, Joyce shares her aspirations & goals, cryptids that are hard to Google, and we read a story that… well…Imagine if the beloved creations of Jim Henson, Five Nights at Freddy’s, and My Dad Wrote a Porno were put into a blender. A real childhood ruiner 😂
No one but God can judge us….and they do.
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Howdy all!
I hope you all are having a wonderfully sexy Pride month, and proudly flaunting your beauty to the world. We LOVE to see it! It seems like it went by like a blur this year. Shoo. Alright, on to today's offering....sooooooooo...we don't have a full episode for you today. So So Sorry about that! We're just running a little behind schedule and a full one is definitely coming down the pipe soon, but not just yet. Since we were feeling a little guilty and didn't want to leave you hanging, Joyce put together this clip show-style mini-sode for you. Aren't you a lucky duck!
So sit back and enjoy this little trip down memory lane as we share this collage of funny moments from the past 4 odd years or so of LAFS. Enjoy <3
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CW: Gun violence, violence, hunting, animal death, and death
JEFF! GEOFF! GEF!
Thoughts on human soup. Gef the mongoose (RIP Gef). Tips on getting into Valhalla. Spicy Bigfoot tales. This one has it all! Come on down with us to the bayou as we explore the story of the Honey Island Swamp Monster. This cajun cryptid was a mysterious (and stinky) creature spooking folks in the 60’s. After that, we read a cartoonish erotica about rekindling old flames. It’s a hoot!
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CW: Drug use, murder, death, violence, religious persecution, slavery, racial violence, queerphobia, and bullying.
Jem couldn’t make it out to this one but worry not listeners! We are joined by a special guest, E Streetcar, who helped us explore the origins of Bloody Mary and read the first half of a special two part spicy lit. Want to hear the rest? Get over to patreon.com/lafspod to get the chance!
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California's rollin' deep with AB 666, werewolves are on the prowl, Jem clutches a lot of pearls, and Coco has opinions in this month's Irish themed episode of Love at First Sighting.
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CW: Drug use and quick mention of racism.
This one is full of all things bulbous! Orbs, balls, and blobs…oh my! Today, the crew share ghost stories, discuss an encounter with a mystery blob, and read a piece of lit that will leave you feeling stuffed ;) So settle in and get your bibs as we feed you a heaping helping of sexy entertainment!
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CW: Death, animal attack, pet death, gun violence, alcohol use
Howdy listeners, we hope this one was worth the wait. We appreciate you and your patience since we know this one was a lil late but really it was beyond our control…holidays, LA wildfires, and other unforeseen circumstances. But hey, it’s here!
Join us as we celebrate our third anniversary and episode 69 (nice) with this holiday themed cryptid. We know the audio’s kind of wonky but we guarantee it will still be a good time. In this one we will be discussing the Italian Xmas witch La Befana, talking camels, and reading some Supernatural fanfic. A totally normal day for the LAFS crew.
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Well, it was bound to happen folks. With book series like the “A Court of Thorns and Roses” growing in popularity, it was only a matter of time before we’d received some fairy smut. And today is that day, and we welcome it with arms wide open! On this one, we discuss soggy mummies, groblins from New England, and sapphic fairy porn. We hope you’re ready for a poetic, horny masterpiece.
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CW: Death, death penalty related execution, choking, alcohol use & abuse, disasters
BoOoOoOoOo, hehehehe, and whoooooosh…..
It’s that time of the year again! The time for tricks, treats, and other words that start with ’T’. Wink. How are you celebrating? One way is to join us for a good time for this special Halloweenie episode. On this one, we are discussing a slimy spud from a popular movie media franchise. We also talk sexy Inspector Gadget, sexy rats, and sexy ways to eat hotdogs. Also, the first time Coco got the 'ick' from a piece of lit. We love to see it!
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CW: Brief mention of death, kidnapping, murder, animal attack, animal death and mild body horror.
Special note: We tried something new to record this one. For some reason, there was quite a delay in our audio. So, it’s not that we love talking over each other…just some technical difficulties. We did our best to adjust it in the edit. <3
Alrighty, disclaimers all out of the way, get ready to talk about some jigsaw puzzle bird people. What does the La Lechuza really look like? Nobody knows! What we do know is this bird girl loves to get down. Join us as we learn about the Owl Witch and read Coco’s surprisingly tame & romance-leaning story. It may be tamer than usual, but it still delivers!
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CW: Drug use, alcohol use, death, car accidents, references to war, and murder
What does the Bible, Bigfoot, and law enforcement have in common? Well, not a lot but more than you probably think…
This one is for all our socially inept listeners out there. WHAT, WHAT!!! We see you, we feel you, and we love you. In this episode, we talk movie nights, the man with a smile always on his face, and Joyce gets bullied into ‘faking it’…JUST FOR YOU! Her FIRST TIME (so be nice)!
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CW: Drug use, gun violence, racism, violence against indigenous folks, animal cruelty, animal death, hunting, body horror, murder
Today we’re journeying to the Cumberland mountains to meet a cute lil dragon. To their delight, Joyce tells the rest of the crew about the Cumberland dragon aka Goosefoot. Hear us discuss X-men, more horny popcorn buckets, and fanfics about little known media franchise. You up for our antics? Sure hope so!
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CW: Drug use
We messy but in a fun way….right???
Hey, do you know anyone at Dropout?!? If so, hit us up. We want to put out a general invite to anyone involved with the network. You’re all hilarious. But now….to today’s episode! For this one, we’re talking about the Dover Demon, a silly lil guy with a big ole noggin. Joyce fumbles the cold open but makes up for it with her monster report, Jem serves amazing drip & saucy lit, and Coco makes some interesting choices with his character voice.
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CW: Mentions of the existence of bestiality, racism in literature, bodily functions, and substance use,
Did you miss us? Awww, we missed you too! You know us, we’re here, we’re queer, and we’re still doing the thing. Today, we discuss the New Jersey Mantis Man, a bug-like humanoid frightening fishermen all up and down the M’Cong River. And we say this a lot, but this one’s a silly one! No lie! We think you’re going to like it.
Be it insect, alien, waterfowl, or man…who knows?! You be the judge!
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CW: Animal death, injury
Will we ever convince the McElroy brothers to be on our show….probably not. But we can dream, can’t we?
Today we’re discussing a furry bad boi known as the Beast of Bray Road. Join us and learn about this rowdy boy from Wisconsin, how to Google movies, and hear a tale from “friend of the show”, Desi!
Also, hey, we say this in the show but after this one, we’re moving to a once-a-month format. We hope you understand and aren’t too bummed. We just want to keep doing this thing and do it justice. Having more time for eps will help us in that goal. Appreciate you all <3
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CW: Death
To celebrate the recent April Fool’s Day, Jem wanted to spicy things up. So for this one, the LAFS crew have all switched roles for the day with Jem doing research, Coco bringing the lit, and Joyce giving a voice performance that can only be described as “malicious compliance”. Confused? Well, figure out what we mean by listening to this episode about the saddest of all pigs, the Squonk! Of course, you’d be sad too if people talked about you the way scholars talk about our lonely boi….poor lil guy. Be nice to this bb angel.
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