The Asylum is changing. This is an official statement marking the evolution of The Low Meins Asylum Show. What you’re hearing now is not an ending it’s decay making room for something stronger. We stepped back intentionally, letting old ideas rot so a sharper, darker vision could emerge. To every listener who stayed patient while we rebuilt in silence: this one is for you. The first episode of the new era drops in the new year. Same honesty. Heavier themes. No filler. No mercy. The Asylum isn’t gone. It’s mutating!

The Rivalry That Exposed Us! by Low Mein

This week on the Low Meins Asylum Show, I had to get something off my chest… because the Pittsburgh Steelers just gave us one of the most embarrassing losses in recent memory against the Bills. The performance was flat, lifeless, and honestly stale. And it’s not new. I talked about how this has been the same vibe for over a decade now: the same predictable mistakes, the same lack of fire, and the same “we’ll fix it next week” mentality that never actually gets fixed. Steelers Nation hit their breaking point this week. You could hear it in the stadium and across social media as fans started chanting “Fire Mike Tomlin!” They’ve had enough… and honestly, I can’t blame them. When the culture gets stale, the performance gets stale, and this team has been stuck in the same cycle for years. Tune in as I break it all down the disaster on the field, the frustration in the fanbase, and why this loss feels like the moment everything finally boiled over.

This week on The Low Mein’s Asylum Show, I opened up about taking a major pivot with the podcast. After years of building this crazy, chaotic, heartfelt world with y’all, it’s time for an evolution. A new and improved Low Mein’s Asylum is on the way — fresher, sharper, and more connected than ever. I’m talking new energy, a possible co-host, and stepping fully into the visual world so you can experience the show in a whole new dimension. Growth is uncomfortable, but it’s necessary… and I’m excited for the next chapter we’re about to build together. Tune in, tap in, and stay ready the asylum doors are getting remodeled, and the comeback is gonna be fiiiiiire!!

The Machine Speaks! by Low Mein

In this episode, we dive into the raw side of anger not just the rage, but the awareness that comes when you realize your emotions are out of balance. It’s that honest moment when you know you’re mad, but you also know you’re trying to stay grounded. We talk about emotional control, self-awareness, and how to find your peace in the middle of the chaos. If you’ve ever been stuck between reacting and reflecting, this one’s for you. Tap in, breathe with me, and let’s talk about being mad but mindful.

Something not from here just entered our Solar System — and it’s got everyone talking. 🌌 In this episode of The Low Meins Asylum Show, we dive into the mysterious new interstellar object called 3i/ATLAS — a comet that came from outside our Solar System, carrying secrets older than the Sun itself. We break down what scientists know so far, the wild theories about where it came from, and what it could mean for the future of space exploration — and humanity’s place in the universe. Could 3i/ATLAS be a cosmic time capsule from another star system… or something far more mysterious? 👀 Tune in, lock in, and drift through the unknown with me!

This week on The Low Mein's Asylum Show, we’re getting real about something too many men stay silent on mental health and masculinity. We grew up being told “don’t cry,” “man up,” and “handle it,” but no one ever taught us how to heal. In this episode, I break down how society built the modern man to be strong but silent, and why that silence is destroying us from the inside out. It’s time to rewrite what it means to be a man in 2025 not through pride, ego, or fake toughness but through honesty, peace, and emotional strength. So kick back, tune in, and let’s talk about what real strength looks like when it comes from the soul. Welcome to the asylum. 🖤

This week on The Low Meins Asylum Show, I’m calling out a trend that’s gotten way too comfortable people blaming their zodiac sign for straight-up toxic behavior. Nah bro, you’re not “emotionally unavailable because you’re a Capricorn,” you just don’t wanna grow. We’re breaking down how astrology went from a self-awareness tool to a personality excuse, why people use their signs to dodge accountability, and how to flip it back into real self-growth. If you’ve ever heard “I’m a Gemini, that’s just how I am,” this episode is for you. Let’s talk realness, not retrogrades. 🎧 Tune in, laugh a little, get humbled a lot it’s all love and truth here at The Low Meins Asylum Show.

This week on The Low Mein's Asylum Show, we’re taking astrology back to high school literally. I ranked every zodiac sign from fakest to realest, and gave each one a high school identity. From Gemini being the gossip-loving drama kid to Aquarius being the rebel who doesn’t care what anyone thinks — no sign is safe. We’re talking loyalty, fake energy, attention-seekers, and the real ones who actually keep it solid. It’s all jokes, truth, and chaos so if you get mad, just remember… I don’t make the stars, I just read ‘em. 🎧 Tap in, find your sign, and see where you land in the zodiac lunchroom of life.

This week’s episode is a little different no big theme, no heavy topics, just a real heart-to-heart. I wanted to sit down with you all and talk about where I’m at in life, my growth, and the lessons I’ve been learning. Becoming a dad these past 7 months has been the biggest transformation I’ve ever experienced, and it’s been a journey of self-reflection, patience, and love. If you’ve ever gone through big changes, felt yourself evolving, or just needed to hear someone be open about the ups and downs, this one’s for you. Thank you for being part of this journey with me it means more than I can ever put into words.

🚀 This week on the Low Meins Asylum Show we’re blasting off into the cosmos! 🌌 I break down 10 of the most insane and mind-blowing things that actually happen in space from diamond planets and cosmic alcohol clouds, to black holes that can spaghettify you. 🤯 Space is mysterious, terrifying, and beautiful all at once, and I’m bringing y’all the wildest facts that make you realize just how tiny we are in the grand scheme of the universe. 🌍✨ And don’t forget next week we’re coming back down to Earth to talk about the horrible conditions Amazon drivers go through while driving for Amazon. Stay tuned for that one. Peace, love, ramen noodles. 🍜✌️

In this episode of the Low Meins Asylum Show, I dive into the recent shooting of Charlie Kirk and the outrage surrounding it. While his death is tragic, I break down why the media and certain communities are framing him as a “great man” while ignoring the damage he caused with his rhetoric. From his statements against LGBTQ+ rights, his attacks on immigrants, to his dismissals of civil rights progress, Kirk left behind a legacy of division. I also compare the public reaction to his death with other tragedies like the ongoing devastation in Gaza and the recent political assassinations in Minnesota where the loss of life and violence received far less attention. This episode is about calling out double standards, recognizing all victims of violence equally, and not sanitizing harmful legacies just because someone has passed away. Tune in for a raw, unfiltered take on how we grieve, who we uplift, and why consistency matters.

This week on the Low Meins Asylum Show, we break down the insane Week 1 showdown between the New York Jets and the Pittsburgh Steelers. I go deep into the stats, the turning points, and the heated feud between Jalen Ramsey and Garrett Wilson. We cover Rodgers’ huge debut with the Steelers, Justin Fields proving he belongs as the Jets QB1, and Chris Boswell’s career-long 60-yard game-winner. From turnovers to trash talk, this game had everything. Tap in to hear the full story and what it means for both teams moving forward.

On this week’s episode of the Low Meins Asylum Show, we dive into one of the most chilling jailhouse calls yet from Wade Wilson the man convicted of the brutal murders of Kristine Melton and Diane Ruiz in Florida. In this call, Wilson boldly claims he will “run the prison” while at the same time using a manipulative tactic known as love bombing showering someone with affection or emotional intensity to gain control. We break down what love bombing means, how it’s used by abusive personalities, and why hearing it from a convicted killer is so disturbing. We also touch on the disturbing reality that Wilson has received thousands of fan messages, letters, and even indecent photos while on death row — a phenomenon tied to hybristophilia, the attraction some people feel toward violent criminals. This episode isn’t just about one call it’s about power, manipulation, and society’s unsettling fascination with true crime. Tune in as we analyze Wilson’s words, his bravado, and the psychological manipulation at play.

The wait is almost over NFL kickoff is right around the corner! In this week’s episode, I dive deep into all the latest Pittsburgh Steelers updates heading into the 2025 season. From Aaron Rodgers joining the squad, to DK Metcalf’s arrival, to standout camp performances and tough roster cuts—we’re breaking it all down. I’ll talk about what’s clicking, what’s concerning (yes, the running game…), and what it all means as the black and gold gear up for Week 1. If you bleed Steelers football, you don’t want to miss this breakdown. Hit play, share with your fellow fans, and let’s get hyped for another season of Steelers football!

Welcome to another episode of the Low Meins Asylum Show! 🌌 This week, we’re pulling up a chair to the ultimate cosmic family barbecue. Every planet in our solar system is sitting at the table—and they all got personalities. From Earth acting like the stressed-out big sibling to Jupiter being the loud Italian uncle, I’m breaking down how each planet matches a country and why they’d fit perfectly as your family member. This one’s fun, relatable, and packed with laughs. 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦✨ So sit back, grab a plate, and let me introduce you to the Planet Family BBQ. 🎧 Press play and step into the Asylum.

Is Phoenix really the "kidnapping capital" of the U.S.? In this eye-opening episode of the Low Meins Asylum Show, we dig into the headlines that once branded Phoenix as one of the top cities for kidnappings in the world. We unpack the facts, debunk the myths, and break down who’s actually at risk, where it happens most, and what YOU can do to stay safe. With hard-hitting stats, government reports, and real-world prevention tips, this episode is a must-hear for every Phoenician and true crime junkie alike. Stay woke. Stay aware. Stay alive.

Hiatus!! by Low Mein

What happens when someone creates technology that could change the world — and threatens billion-dollar industries in the process? In this episode of The Low Meins Asylum Show, we dive into the chilling mystery of Julian Brown, the man who discovered a way to turn plastic waste into gasoline — and then disappeared without a trace. No updates. No videos. No press. Just silence. Was he silenced by Big Oil? Taken by the government? Or is he hiding from the powers that be? We explore: The science behind plastic-to-fuel Why corporations and governments might want him gone The eerie pattern of innovators vanishing or dying under suspicious circumstances This one is for the thinkers, the skeptics, and the ones who know there’s always more to the story...