“He was so LARGE I had to divorce him”

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Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Luke and Pete

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Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!

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“He was so LARGE I had to divorce him” | EP167 Luke & Pete

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

1 hour 28 minutes 22 seconds

1 week ago

“He was so LARGE I had to divorce him” | EP167 Luke & Pete

On this weeks episode the boys discuss a woman who divorced her husband because she couldn’t take how big he was downstairs. Pete isn’t comfortable with women rescuing him in high pressure situations and crimes of passions how would you react if you caught your partner in the act of betrayal?

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0:00 Come and see us LIVE!

3:55 Restaurant where they bring meat to the table

8:23 “He was so big I divorced him”

18:01 Would you prefer a man or woman in an Emergeny?

27:00 “I loved skilled women”

29:38 The boys test their flexibility

33:09 If a woman saved my life + Covering up a crime

38:29 What Pete would do to an home intruder (yeah right🙄)

44:36 Crime of passion + Even the score

49:58 Couldn’t free girlfriend from burning car so he got back in

1:03:11 Being ok with dying

1:09:25 “The comedy end game”

1:16:16 Question: How experimental are you boys in the bedroom?

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