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Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Luke and Pete
179 episodes
3 days ago
Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!
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Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!
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Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
“I Hate When Women Do This in the Bedroom” | EP174 Luke & Pete

On this week’s episode, the boys have a very good time breaking down what actually makes bad sex… bad. The conversation spirals into a list of emotional words that don’t exist in English, which unexpectedly unlocks a bunch of stories you rarely hear out loud. And Pete shares a hilarious tale about his dad ignoring instructions and somehow turning it into a very avoidable (and very funny) accident.


The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

Don’t miss it!


To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


0:00 Luke & Pete bind over someone they HATE!

3:36 Bad moods & Panic attacks  

7:29 What my brother Found in My House After Being Away Too Long

9:36 stress as an excuse for being fat 

11:08 When Embarrassment Is a Management Style

16:07 Pete couldn’t be a CEO

17:09 Divorce Saved Him Millions

18:19 Pete hates management he know all their tricks 

23:02 My kids make me feel so vulnerable I have anxiety 

27:03 dealing with death 

29:44 Pete’s dad funny Christmas story 

35:59 Emotions English Has No Word For

40:46 Am I a cuck?

43:26 man does adult videos with his own brother 

45:21 fake taxi 

47:15 back to the words 

52:42 stories of Pete being a dad 

58:30 more words 

1:00:00 Pete is a very jealous person 

1:02:57 making horrible jokes isn’t funny 

1:13:19 more words 

1:17:17 bad sex 

1:23:17 The filth!!!!!

1:24:49 more words 


Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 


🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




Find Luke Craig @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


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5 days ago
1 hour 34 minutes 28 seconds

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Accidental Racism, Cheating & Naked wrestling | EP173

This week we ask the big questions: why would a man cheat after 30 years of loyalty? If someone says something racist by accident, should it be held against them? Pete also finds himself defending naked wrestling. Plus, we tackle a listener dilemma about escaping a life of crime with no money saved — do you risk one last push to get ahead, or settle for a low-paid job that could become a lifelong trap?

The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

Don’t miss it!


To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


0:00 we’ve had some complaints 

3:54 Cutting out screens, sugar and sex for the new year 

7:54 Pete doesn’t think he need to change anything 

10:46 Ai ruining our creativity + stealing ideas 

23:01 octopus have nine brains and can taste with their arms

24:23 taking advantage of aliens + why would he cheat after 30 years of being faithful?

29:06 life must look different from the top 

31:20 Pete is proud he learnt something new 

34:07 when someone says something racist by accident 

36:34 crab mentality + bringing poor and famous 

54:29 Pete justifies his naked wrestling 

57:37 man leaves girlfriend because of how many men she’s been with 

1:04:28 people who have no empathy + borrowing money and not paying it back 

1:10:39 Question: I’m trying to leave a life of crime but haven’t saved any money, what should I do?


Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 


🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




Find Luke Craig @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig



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1 week ago
1 hour 40 minutes 30 seconds

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Christmas Special 2025 | EP172 Luke & Pete

On this weeks episode Pete gets in the Christmas spirit and has a drink and the boys answer some intimate questions from one of the Sheetsters. And they play a game the only way they can play it, with complete chaos.


The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

Don’t miss it!


To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


0:00 Tour news 

3:22 Was I verbally abused in front of my daughter?

6:01 Pete upset French won’t speak English to him in France 

9:00 Stealing from supermarkets(only joking) 

16:22 the stinkiest fish ever 

19:20 intimate personal questions from the sheetsters x4 

51:33 Pakistani baby 

56:25 Christmas Crakers 

1:02:13 Game time 

1:35:02 Dilemma: seeing a woman for 3 weeks should we do Christmas presents? 


Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 


🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




Find Luke Craig @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

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2 weeks ago
1 hour 49 minutes 41 seconds

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Christmas (audio only )Special 2025 | EP172 Luke & Pete (audio)

(audio Version)


On this weeks episode Pete gets in the Christmas spirit and has a drink and the boys answer some intimate questions from one of the Sheetsters. And they play a game the only way they can play it, with complete chaos.


The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

Don’t miss it!


To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


0:00 Tour news 

3:22 Was I verbally abused in front of my daughter?

6:01 Pete upset French won’t speak English to him in France 

9:00 Stealing from supermarkets(only joking) 

16:22 the stinkiest fish ever 

19:20 intimate personal questions from the sheetsters x4 

51:33 Pakistani baby 

56:25 Christmas Crakers 

1:02:13 Game time 

1:35:02 Dilemma: seeing a woman for 3 weeks should we do Christmas presents? 



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2 weeks ago
1 hour 49 minutes 38 seconds

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Is My Neighbour Racist… Or Am I Just Overreacting? | EP171

On this week’s episode, the boys tackle a dilemma from a couple dealing with a neighbour who gets up to some questionable behaviour. Alongside plenty more chaos, they also discuss the unbelievable story of a man who lived with his wife for 20 years without speaking to her.

The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

Don’t miss it!


To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


0:00 Tour news 

3:17 Trouble in Patreon Land 

4:51 My wife has deformed toes shout her out. 

9:56 Man lived with wife and didn’t speak for 20 years 

12:33 living with your dad and not talking 

18:00 the courage to be disliked 

28:34 our dreams are getting bigger 

29:35 you will better off if you were once homeless 

35:26 the adoption process is weird 

41:43 when teaching your child a lesson goes horribly wrong 

54:56 Having a partner makes me more vulnerable (home intruder act out)

1:07:35 “I know someone who shot their friend by accident”

1:09:04 how do I deal with my (maybe) racist neighbour?

1:14:06 Pete got too excited at the last Patreon show lol

1:16:53 back to racist dilemma 

1:19:12 would you want to live with guns in England?

1:21:22 have you ever had to deal with racist neighbours? 

1:29:25 Big thank you to those that came to the work in progress 


Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 


🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




Find Luke Craig @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

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3 weeks ago
1 hour 41 minutes 58 seconds

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Testing Pete’s Jamaican Knowledge…”The Results Are Shocking 😂” | EP170 Luke & Pete

On this weeks episode Luke quizzes Pete to see if he knows the meaning of Jamaican words. An older woman dating a younger Jamaican man is suspicious, “Is he only dating me for a visa?” And a dilemma form a woman who feels trapped by her bitter disabled husband.


The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

Don’t miss it!


To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


0:00 Intro 

5:04 Life expectancy 

10:12 Gay Wool clothing 

12:12 Pete left me to get St*bbed 

21:52 female athlete proposes to her male  partner 

28:20 Strong woman winner turns out to be a man

36:04 We love gay people (not in a gay way🤣)

39:20 How do people think so fast in sport?

47:20 Dilemma: Is my partner only saying with me for immigration reasons?

53:06 How much Jamaican (patois) does Pete know?

1:07:42 Dilemma: My partner was in a serious accident now he’s bitter and I feel trapped  


Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 


🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




Find Luke Craig @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig



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1 month ago
1 hour 49 minutes 30 seconds

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
How to deal with REGRET (Our Terrible Advice)| EP169 Luke & Pete

On this weeks episode the boys talk about people who made some life changing decision very young and have had live with the consequences. They wonder how blind people become attracted to people and Pete relates to a man who is looked down on by his in-laws. 


The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

Don’t miss it!


To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete



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1 month ago
1 hour 29 minutes 18 seconds

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Pretty vs Ugly: Why do Beautiful Women Get a Free Pass?” | EP168 Luke & Pete

On this week episode the boys talk why beauty helps people get away with things unattractive people cant. They also have stories of when they both have tried to impress women and it went wrong. And a dilemma of a woman who cheated but her husband forgave her but now he is really horrible, she asks “should I leave?” 


The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

Don’t miss it!


To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


0:00 We are on Tour

2:36 “Why I couldn’t go on I’m a Celebrity get me out of here”

16:57 Man finds goldmine on his land then government takes it

25:53 Condom that tells you if the woman has an std 

35:59 Demi Moore weird dating history 

42:23 My simp friend traveled around the world to meet a woman who wasn’t interested  

45:43 When trying to impress a woman goes wrong 

54:09 They use to say “plus size” was good, so why are they on Ozempic now?

1:00:53 Farting in public and hiding it 

1:04:15 Attractive women get away with more than unattractive ones 

1:08:35 Dilemma: I Cheated but he forgave me, but I don’t think he has. 

1:20:03 Jobs where you have to keep a straight face 


Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 


🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




Find Luke Craig @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

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1 month ago
1 hour 25 minutes 45 seconds

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
“He was so LARGE I had to divorce him” | EP167 Luke & Pete

On this weeks episode the boys discuss a woman who divorced her husband  because she couldn’t take how big he was downstairs. Pete isn’t comfortable with women rescuing him in high pressure situations and crimes of passions how would you react  if you caught your partner in the act of betrayal?


The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

Don’t miss it!


To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


0:00 Come and see us LIVE!

3:55 Restaurant where they bring meat to the table

8:23 “He was so big I divorced him”

18:01 Would you prefer a man or woman in an Emergeny?

27:00 “I loved skilled women” 

29:38 The boys test their flexibility 

33:09 If a woman saved my life + Covering up a crime 

38:29 What Pete would do to an home intruder (yeah right🙄)

44:36 Crime of passion + Even the score 

49:58 Couldn’t free girlfriend from burning car so he got back in

1:03:11 Being ok with dying 

1:09:25 “The comedy end game” 

1:16:16 Question: How experimental are you boys in the bedroom?


Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 


🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




Find Luke Craig @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


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1 month ago
1 hour 28 minutes 22 seconds

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
The filthiest STAR SIGNS (and why!) I EP166 Luke & Pete

On this week episode the boys talk how Petes racist friend got robbed by 4 African prostitutes. They both had interactions with hitchhikers but it turned out very differently. And Luke educates Pete on the dirtiest star signs of the zodiac lol.


The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

Don’t miss it!


To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


0:00 Tour Info

2:18 Out of the blue event lands friend in prison 

6:21 Tv is so fake 

8:32 I picked up a hitchhiker 

18:41 Lady of the night in Mexico  

21:28 Lady of the night infects 200 men 

24:19 Getting robbed on holiday 

27:56 Racist friend but only to the men 

29:45 DNA proves he’s not the dad, now get over it!

39:42 Fan spots Luke in uncomfortable place 

42:45 No difference between gangsters and politicians 

50:34 Dilemma: sleeping with a flat earther but I know there is no future 

57:01 horoscopes 

1:02:28 back to flat earther 

1:08:42 Dilemma: Am I being too picky? Bulbous fingernails are tuning me off 


Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 


🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




Find Luke Craig @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

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Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

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2 months ago
1 hour 35 minutes 49 seconds

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Identity, power and who is the real you? | EP165

On this weeks episode the boys talk about their true selves who they are when nobodies watching. The time Pete stole from his friend and hid the ill gotten gains between his bum cheeks and Luke talks being upset if he died before he became a success also a dilemma of the old age can men and women JUST be friends. 

The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

Don’t miss it!


To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


0:00 Luke and Pete Live Show 

2:18 Identity and power

4:54 who is the real you?

7:44 Dying before you make it?

11:38 why is some art worth so much more 

14:17 Koreans suffered racism from Japan 

15:52 Crap martial arts 

23:24 Zoochosis 

27:27 the people who survive best alone 

35:47 feeling like an underdog 

38:57 Pete steals from his classmate 

42:31 Pete has a meltdown over Spotify 

47:37 burnt toast theory 

49:38 perfect neighbour documentary 

55:44 you can’t trust anybody in this world 

1:00:18 why I would never protest 

1:04:23 dilemma: my boyfriend slept with his best friend 


Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 


🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




Find Luke Craig @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


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2 months ago
1 hour 17 minutes 8 seconds

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
UK TOUR: From the Living Room to the Road | EP164 Luke & Pete Live

The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

Don’t miss it!

On this weeks episode the boys talk about a Mormon tradition called “jump humping” and Luke talks of a little kid that walked around with a G*n over his shoulder, Pete gets confused which causes them both to lose control with laughter. This along with tour details and other stories you don’t want to miss. 



0:00 Uk tour ON SALE NOW!

7:21 Funny Misogyny comment 

10:00 Pete gets songs mixed up 

15:11 Jump Humping/ Soaking 

22:05 Virtue signalling 

26:02 Police documentary 

30:41 Luke’s tale of the road days: kid who use to carry a G*n

34:58 Back to documentary 

37:56 Pete got in trouble for mentioning menopause

41:00 Pete and his interesting facts 

42:43 undercover police office gets target pregnant 

44:44 bogey man is black in Germany 

46:58 Pete gets into fight with woman while steering a boat 

53:19 True story: stray cat with toothache went to a dentists house by himself 

59:37 Man kills high school bully 50 years later 


Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 


🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

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Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




Find Luke Craig @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


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2 months ago
1 hour 6 minutes 47 seconds

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Tim Westwood: Are all men with power dangerous? | Ep163 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet


On this weeks episode the boys find out that Tim Westwoods allegation go back to before they were born. Lenny Henry is asking for reparations and pete lets Luke know about Lenny’s past. And they talk about (CNC) consent to no consent and safe words in the bedroom this and much more.



To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete






0:00 intro 

2:31 Will smiths daughter and parenting 

4:39 Pete snitches on Luke’s son 

9:43 Lenny Henry wants 18 trillion 

13:14 crocodile Dundee 

14:54 Pete is same age as Homer Simpson 

17:21 back to Lenny Henry

20:49 Dreams, Day dream and being a hero 

28:15 Pete’s son is nothing like him 

33:27 Tim Westwood charged 

37:14 CNC (consent, not consent 

39:23 can’t spell words 

41:47 back to CNC

43:45 back to Tim Westwood 

46:30 Luke mum tells him an interesting story involving a bomb 

51:14 Instagram showing more violence 

54:48 Have you ever hallucinated?

58:02 Selena Gomez didn’t invite kidney donor to wedding 

1:08:03 Marrying your cousin 



Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 


🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




Find Luke Craig @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

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2 months ago
1 hour 15 minutes 26 seconds

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Victoria Everest: “I made the fake allegation because I wanted to hurt him” | EP162 Luke & Pete


The boys react to the woman who was caught on video admitting she made fake sexual assault allegations and on a lighter note the teacher with Tourette’s and they boys play a game called Tilt N Shout with hilarious consequences. 



To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete



0:00 intro 

6:43 How we handle racism 

12:33 Teacher with Tourettes 

20:10 Don’t get angry because i don’t understand things 

21:14 How would your life change if you couldn’t lie?

24:27 If we couldn’t hide our thoughts 

30:28 The public forget to quick 

32:30 Ai has gone too far already 

33:32 Victoria Everest caught making fake allegations 

49:00 The death penalty (make prison worse)

55:23 Kids need a slap nowadays 

1:04:11 Tilt N Shout game 



Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 


🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




Find Luke Craig @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

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2 months ago
1 hour 22 minutes 52 seconds

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Are Cheating men more ATTRACTIVE than good guys? | EP161 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet


On this weeks episode the boys talk about Cardi B having terrible taste in men and why do women go for the bad boys. They also find out that Barbie has a down syndrome version, they read the reviews and finally they have a deep question about an elevator that stops at different floors with different outcomes on the world what will the boys choose?



To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete



0:00 Intro and Crazy people 

5:03 Luke stopped by the police again

10:53 Come to the LIVE SHOW 

14:36 When you can’t choose a good man 

20:40 Can’t dress like a tramp anymore 

23:04 having patience with special need children 

26:37 Am I developing Tourette’s?

28:20 Petes friends gets humiliated at a live show 

34:15 Insecure men are the problem 

38:46 Entitled women

43:43 Another disagreement with a Sheetster 

44:40 Royal family & Donald Trump 

45:54 Down syndrome Barbie 

53:00 This elevator only stops at one floor, which one are you choosing?

1:28:05 support your boys 



Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 


🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




Find Luke Craig @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig



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3 months ago
1 hour 31 minutes 23 seconds

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Is the WORLD getting more RACIST? | EP160 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

On this week episode they boys talk old school pop songs, if all women left the earth and the death of Charlie Kirk. Is the world getting more racist?


To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete



0:00 The Luke & Pete Tour 

2:29 Paying for a Meet & Greet picture 

5:09 Old School Pop music 

11:52 spice girls 

19:12 racist symbols 

26:13 irrational fears

30:07 weird words 

35:10 would you accept this from your wife?

36:08 bitting your bottom lip means business 

41:42 certain women are more promiscuous than others

45:00 Men trying it on 

47:09 if all women left earth 

50:02 Porn is teaching us 

54:26 when your partner gets insecure 

57:43 Charlie Kirk death 

1:11:46 dilemma 

1:32:15 74 for years in prison by mistake 


Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 


🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




Find Luke Craig @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig



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3 months ago
1 hour 38 minutes 38 seconds

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Special Guest: Charlene Douglas from Married at First Sight UK | EP159 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys have the very first guest Charlene Douglas from Married at first sight UK who’s is a sex a relationship expert. The boys have many questions as you can imagine and they don’t hold back.


To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


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Charlene Douglas is one of UK's Leading Intimacy and Relationships Experts and Motivational Speaker.


link to books - https://www.theintimacycoachuk.com/comecloser 

link to services - https://calendly.com/theintimacycoach

Website - www.theintimacycoachuk.com

Instagram - www.instagram.com/charlenedouglasofficial

Facebook - www.facebook.com/theintimacycoachuk

Twitter - www.twitter.com/intimacy_coach1




She currently features on E4's Married at First Sight UK and Channel 4's award winning series Jon and Lucy's Odd Couples.


Charlene’s warm and engaging communication style captures every member of her audience, as they hang off her every word. Charlene Douglas is a powerful and passionate speaker with a strong presence and a unique style both on our TV screens and in real life.


She is particularly passionate about speaking at corporate events to small or large audiences on a wide range of topics to include ‘Managing Diversity in the Workplace’, ‘How to Foster Healthy Relationships’, ‘Managing Stress and Anxiety’, ‘Navigating the Complexities of Relationships’, ‘Confidence-Building’, ‘Setting Boundaries in your Work and Relationships’, ‘Communicating with Impact’ and many more powerful topics.


Whether Charlene is speaking to audiences on TV/Radio or newspaper/magazine articles, when Charlene speaks people listen.


Website - www.theintimacycoachuk.com

Instagram - www.instagram.com/charlenedouglasofficial

Facebook - www.facebook.com/theintimacycoachuk

Twitter - www.twitter.com/intimacy_coach1


Charlene’s Sanctuary WhatsApp group - https://chat.whatsapp.com/BUS9s9w99bU5vnbbguhlJ2?mode=ems_share_t



0:00 Intro to our first ever guest

2:11 Pete’s mainstream dreams 

2:51 Sexual dysfunction 

6:52 Other ways to please a woman

8:44 How does black culture affect your sex life?

13:13 there is no script 

17:28 “I think Pete plays with himself too much”

37:06 What is sex addiction?

41:48 Is it wrong to want more than one woman?

59:22 Premature ejaculation 

1:04:18 Does size matter?

1:12:07 There is no normal 

1:16:13 Other dysfunctions?

1:20:47 Gender roles and sex

1:23:52 “is there something wrong with me because…”

1:29:19 intimacy tasks for Luke and Pete

1:31:42 sexual language 

1:38:01 The @nal section 

1:43:52 How explore with new partner (sex quiz cards)

1:49:28 where can the viewers find Charlene?



Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 


🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




Find Luke Craig @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig



 

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3 months ago
1 hour 55 minutes 57 seconds

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Are Luke & Pete misogynistic? | EP158 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

Luke and Pete have been accused of hating women is this a fair comment? Well they have taken it to heart. And they discuss why will smith is so hated. And so much more.

To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


0:00 intro 

1:09 Pete is moving into a new house 

1:58 Getting your back scratched 

3:46 Black swan effect 

8:21 living with chronic pain 

10:36 Technology is so advance now 

12:07 My son doing a poo 

13:32 if we went back in time 

14:56 faking life on social media 

16:04 companies will poison us to make profit 

18:51 big American jaws 

22:11 Being accused of being misogynistic 

31:04 police officer with bumbs 

39:21 looking after old people 

42:37 would you stay with her?

48:04 being scornful 

53:29 Why is will smith so hated?

1:06:28 horrible comments 

1:11:50 Rap battle 

1:16:03 Pete’s parenting advice🙄

1:21:03 life changing decisions so you 

1:24:44 “I’d be gay if I got life in prison” 

1:28:48 Outro 


🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




Find Luke Craig @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


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3 months ago
1 hour 32 minutes 38 seconds

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Ginger Jay RACIST breakdown | EP157 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


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On this episode the boys talk about the outburst directed at black women by Ginger Jay and they also discuss the documentary unknown number  about a woman who catfished her own daughter. 


0:00 Ginger Jay controversy 

1:00:46 unknown Number doc 


🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




Find Luke Craig @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


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4 months ago
1 hour 29 minutes 43 seconds

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
“Nelly Furtado is a BLACK WOMAN in 2025!?” | EP156 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


On this weeks episode Pete is convinced Nelly Furtado is black. A man wins the lottery a day after his wife divorces him. And Pete recalls the story of when his drum teacher tried it on with his mum.

0:00 Intro

2:33 Best women to get 

5:39 Lessons learnt from pimps 

6:47 Pete’s toxic traits

8:45 Model wounded being a hero

11:50 Raja Jackson (Rampage Jackson son)

12:59 Would you help if you were a model?

16:31 Men take advantage when there isn’t a man around 

19:06 physical violence in a relationship 

21:46 Man caught cheating 

27:55 If black people gained power 

29:02 Is Nelly fatardo black?

33:51 Transgender woman guilty of assault 

39:37 Dating for money 

43:53 Man wins lottery day after divorce 

56:57 Garth Brooks conspiracy theory 

59:04 Lucas and Pat

1:12:27 Pete’s drum teacher 

1:16:44 Luke mum gets in trouble 

1:18:31 Nigerian man try’s to scam Pete’s dad 

1:23:20 When men take advantage of women  

1:25:16 Organised religion is it a scam?

1:27:03 You don’t love money 


Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 


🎧 Podcast

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► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

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4 months ago
1 hour 35 minutes 3 seconds

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!