On this week’s episode, the boys have a very good time breaking down what actually makes bad sex… bad. The conversation spirals into a list of emotional words that don’t exist in English, which unexpectedly unlocks a bunch of stories you rarely hear out loud. And Pete shares a hilarious tale about his dad ignoring instructions and somehow turning it into a very avoidable (and very funny) accident.
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0:00 Luke & Pete bind over someone they HATE!
3:36 Bad moods & Panic attacks
7:29 What my brother Found in My House After Being Away Too Long
9:36 stress as an excuse for being fat
11:08 When Embarrassment Is a Management Style
16:07 Pete couldn’t be a CEO
17:09 Divorce Saved Him Millions
18:19 Pete hates management he know all their tricks
23:02 My kids make me feel so vulnerable I have anxiety
27:03 dealing with death
29:44 Pete’s dad funny Christmas story
35:59 Emotions English Has No Word For
40:46 Am I a cuck?
43:26 man does adult videos with his own brother
45:21 fake taxi
47:15 back to the words
52:42 stories of Pete being a dad
58:30 more words
1:00:00 Pete is a very jealous person
1:02:57 making horrible jokes isn’t funny
1:13:19 more words
1:17:17 bad sex
1:23:17 The filth!!!!!
1:24:49 more words
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This week we ask the big questions: why would a man cheat after 30 years of loyalty? If someone says something racist by accident, should it be held against them? Pete also finds himself defending naked wrestling. Plus, we tackle a listener dilemma about escaping a life of crime with no money saved — do you risk one last push to get ahead, or settle for a low-paid job that could become a lifelong trap?
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0:00 we’ve had some complaints
3:54 Cutting out screens, sugar and sex for the new year
7:54 Pete doesn’t think he need to change anything
10:46 Ai ruining our creativity + stealing ideas
23:01 octopus have nine brains and can taste with their arms
24:23 taking advantage of aliens + why would he cheat after 30 years of being faithful?
29:06 life must look different from the top
31:20 Pete is proud he learnt something new
34:07 when someone says something racist by accident
36:34 crab mentality + bringing poor and famous
54:29 Pete justifies his naked wrestling
57:37 man leaves girlfriend because of how many men she’s been with
1:04:28 people who have no empathy + borrowing money and not paying it back
1:10:39 Question: I’m trying to leave a life of crime but haven’t saved any money, what should I do?
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On this weeks episode Pete gets in the Christmas spirit and has a drink and the boys answer some intimate questions from one of the Sheetsters. And they play a game the only way they can play it, with complete chaos.
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0:00 Tour news
3:22 Was I verbally abused in front of my daughter?
6:01 Pete upset French won’t speak English to him in France
9:00 Stealing from supermarkets(only joking)
16:22 the stinkiest fish ever
19:20 intimate personal questions from the sheetsters x4
51:33 Pakistani baby
56:25 Christmas Crakers
1:02:13 Game time
1:35:02 Dilemma: seeing a woman for 3 weeks should we do Christmas presents?
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(audio Version)
On this weeks episode Pete gets in the Christmas spirit and has a drink and the boys answer some intimate questions from one of the Sheetsters. And they play a game the only way they can play it, with complete chaos.
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0:00 Tour news
3:22 Was I verbally abused in front of my daughter?
6:01 Pete upset French won’t speak English to him in France
9:00 Stealing from supermarkets(only joking)
16:22 the stinkiest fish ever
19:20 intimate personal questions from the sheetsters x4
51:33 Pakistani baby
56:25 Christmas Crakers
1:02:13 Game time
1:35:02 Dilemma: seeing a woman for 3 weeks should we do Christmas presents?
On this week’s episode, the boys tackle a dilemma from a couple dealing with a neighbour who gets up to some questionable behaviour. Alongside plenty more chaos, they also discuss the unbelievable story of a man who lived with his wife for 20 years without speaking to her.
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0:00 Tour news
3:17 Trouble in Patreon Land
4:51 My wife has deformed toes shout her out.
9:56 Man lived with wife and didn’t speak for 20 years
12:33 living with your dad and not talking
18:00 the courage to be disliked
28:34 our dreams are getting bigger
29:35 you will better off if you were once homeless
35:26 the adoption process is weird
41:43 when teaching your child a lesson goes horribly wrong
54:56 Having a partner makes me more vulnerable (home intruder act out)
1:07:35 “I know someone who shot their friend by accident”
1:09:04 how do I deal with my (maybe) racist neighbour?
1:14:06 Pete got too excited at the last Patreon show lol
1:16:53 back to racist dilemma
1:19:12 would you want to live with guns in England?
1:21:22 have you ever had to deal with racist neighbours?
1:29:25 Big thank you to those that came to the work in progress
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On this weeks episode Luke quizzes Pete to see if he knows the meaning of Jamaican words. An older woman dating a younger Jamaican man is suspicious, “Is he only dating me for a visa?” And a dilemma form a woman who feels trapped by her bitter disabled husband.
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0:00 Intro
5:04 Life expectancy
10:12 Gay Wool clothing
12:12 Pete left me to get St*bbed
21:52 female athlete proposes to her male partner
28:20 Strong woman winner turns out to be a man
36:04 We love gay people (not in a gay way🤣)
39:20 How do people think so fast in sport?
47:20 Dilemma: Is my partner only saying with me for immigration reasons?
53:06 How much Jamaican (patois) does Pete know?
1:07:42 Dilemma: My partner was in a serious accident now he’s bitter and I feel trapped
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On this weeks episode the boys talk about people who made some life changing decision very young and have had live with the consequences. They wonder how blind people become attracted to people and Pete relates to a man who is looked down on by his in-laws.
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On this week episode the boys talk why beauty helps people get away with things unattractive people cant. They also have stories of when they both have tried to impress women and it went wrong. And a dilemma of a woman who cheated but her husband forgave her but now he is really horrible, she asks “should I leave?”
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0:00 We are on Tour
2:36 “Why I couldn’t go on I’m a Celebrity get me out of here”
16:57 Man finds goldmine on his land then government takes it
25:53 Condom that tells you if the woman has an std
35:59 Demi Moore weird dating history
42:23 My simp friend traveled around the world to meet a woman who wasn’t interested
45:43 When trying to impress a woman goes wrong
54:09 They use to say “plus size” was good, so why are they on Ozempic now?
1:00:53 Farting in public and hiding it
1:04:15 Attractive women get away with more than unattractive ones
1:08:35 Dilemma: I Cheated but he forgave me, but I don’t think he has.
1:20:03 Jobs where you have to keep a straight face
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On this weeks episode the boys discuss a woman who divorced her husband because she couldn’t take how big he was downstairs. Pete isn’t comfortable with women rescuing him in high pressure situations and crimes of passions how would you react if you caught your partner in the act of betrayal?
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0:00 Come and see us LIVE!
3:55 Restaurant where they bring meat to the table
8:23 “He was so big I divorced him”
18:01 Would you prefer a man or woman in an Emergeny?
27:00 “I loved skilled women”
29:38 The boys test their flexibility
33:09 If a woman saved my life + Covering up a crime
38:29 What Pete would do to an home intruder (yeah right🙄)
44:36 Crime of passion + Even the score
49:58 Couldn’t free girlfriend from burning car so he got back in
1:03:11 Being ok with dying
1:09:25 “The comedy end game”
1:16:16 Question: How experimental are you boys in the bedroom?
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On this week episode the boys talk how Petes racist friend got robbed by 4 African prostitutes. They both had interactions with hitchhikers but it turned out very differently. And Luke educates Pete on the dirtiest star signs of the zodiac lol.
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0:00 Tour Info
2:18 Out of the blue event lands friend in prison
6:21 Tv is so fake
8:32 I picked up a hitchhiker
18:41 Lady of the night in Mexico
21:28 Lady of the night infects 200 men
24:19 Getting robbed on holiday
27:56 Racist friend but only to the men
29:45 DNA proves he’s not the dad, now get over it!
39:42 Fan spots Luke in uncomfortable place
42:45 No difference between gangsters and politicians
50:34 Dilemma: sleeping with a flat earther but I know there is no future
57:01 horoscopes
1:02:28 back to flat earther
1:08:42 Dilemma: Am I being too picky? Bulbous fingernails are tuning me off
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On this weeks episode the boys talk about their true selves who they are when nobodies watching. The time Pete stole from his friend and hid the ill gotten gains between his bum cheeks and Luke talks being upset if he died before he became a success also a dilemma of the old age can men and women JUST be friends.
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0:00 Luke and Pete Live Show
2:18 Identity and power
4:54 who is the real you?
7:44 Dying before you make it?
11:38 why is some art worth so much more
14:17 Koreans suffered racism from Japan
15:52 Crap martial arts
23:24 Zoochosis
27:27 the people who survive best alone
35:47 feeling like an underdog
38:57 Pete steals from his classmate
42:31 Pete has a meltdown over Spotify
47:37 burnt toast theory
49:38 perfect neighbour documentary
55:44 you can’t trust anybody in this world
1:00:18 why I would never protest
1:04:23 dilemma: my boyfriend slept with his best friend
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On this weeks episode the boys talk about a Mormon tradition called “jump humping” and Luke talks of a little kid that walked around with a G*n over his shoulder, Pete gets confused which causes them both to lose control with laughter. This along with tour details and other stories you don’t want to miss.
0:00 Uk tour ON SALE NOW!
7:21 Funny Misogyny comment
10:00 Pete gets songs mixed up
15:11 Jump Humping/ Soaking
22:05 Virtue signalling
26:02 Police documentary
30:41 Luke’s tale of the road days: kid who use to carry a G*n
34:58 Back to documentary
37:56 Pete got in trouble for mentioning menopause
41:00 Pete and his interesting facts
42:43 undercover police office gets target pregnant
44:44 bogey man is black in Germany
46:58 Pete gets into fight with woman while steering a boat
53:19 True story: stray cat with toothache went to a dentists house by himself
59:37 Man kills high school bully 50 years later
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On this weeks episode the boys find out that Tim Westwoods allegation go back to before they were born. Lenny Henry is asking for reparations and pete lets Luke know about Lenny’s past. And they talk about (CNC) consent to no consent and safe words in the bedroom this and much more.
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0:00 intro
2:31 Will smiths daughter and parenting
4:39 Pete snitches on Luke’s son
9:43 Lenny Henry wants 18 trillion
13:14 crocodile Dundee
14:54 Pete is same age as Homer Simpson
17:21 back to Lenny Henry
20:49 Dreams, Day dream and being a hero
28:15 Pete’s son is nothing like him
33:27 Tim Westwood charged
37:14 CNC (consent, not consent
39:23 can’t spell words
41:47 back to CNC
43:45 back to Tim Westwood
46:30 Luke mum tells him an interesting story involving a bomb
51:14 Instagram showing more violence
54:48 Have you ever hallucinated?
58:02 Selena Gomez didn’t invite kidney donor to wedding
1:08:03 Marrying your cousin
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The boys react to the woman who was caught on video admitting she made fake sexual assault allegations and on a lighter note the teacher with Tourette’s and they boys play a game called Tilt N Shout with hilarious consequences.
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0:00 intro
6:43 How we handle racism
12:33 Teacher with Tourettes
20:10 Don’t get angry because i don’t understand things
21:14 How would your life change if you couldn’t lie?
24:27 If we couldn’t hide our thoughts
30:28 The public forget to quick
32:30 Ai has gone too far already
33:32 Victoria Everest caught making fake allegations
49:00 The death penalty (make prison worse)
55:23 Kids need a slap nowadays
1:04:11 Tilt N Shout game
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On this weeks episode the boys talk about Cardi B having terrible taste in men and why do women go for the bad boys. They also find out that Barbie has a down syndrome version, they read the reviews and finally they have a deep question about an elevator that stops at different floors with different outcomes on the world what will the boys choose?
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0:00 Intro and Crazy people
5:03 Luke stopped by the police again
10:53 Come to the LIVE SHOW
14:36 When you can’t choose a good man
20:40 Can’t dress like a tramp anymore
23:04 having patience with special need children
26:37 Am I developing Tourette’s?
28:20 Petes friends gets humiliated at a live show
34:15 Insecure men are the problem
38:46 Entitled women
43:43 Another disagreement with a Sheetster
44:40 Royal family & Donald Trump
45:54 Down syndrome Barbie
53:00 This elevator only stops at one floor, which one are you choosing?
1:28:05 support your boys
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On this week episode they boys talk old school pop songs, if all women left the earth and the death of Charlie Kirk. Is the world getting more racist?
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0:00 The Luke & Pete Tour
2:29 Paying for a Meet & Greet picture
5:09 Old School Pop music
11:52 spice girls
19:12 racist symbols
26:13 irrational fears
30:07 weird words
35:10 would you accept this from your wife?
36:08 bitting your bottom lip means business
41:42 certain women are more promiscuous than others
45:00 Men trying it on
47:09 if all women left earth
50:02 Porn is teaching us
54:26 when your partner gets insecure
57:43 Charlie Kirk death
1:11:46 dilemma
1:32:15 74 for years in prison by mistake
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On this weeks episode the boys have the very first guest Charlene Douglas from Married at first sight UK who’s is a sex a relationship expert. The boys have many questions as you can imagine and they don’t hold back.
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Charlene Douglas is one of UK's Leading Intimacy and Relationships Experts and Motivational Speaker.
link to books - https://www.theintimacycoachuk.com/comecloser
link to services - https://calendly.com/theintimacycoach
Website - www.theintimacycoachuk.com
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Twitter - www.twitter.com/intimacy_coach1
She currently features on E4's Married at First Sight UK and Channel 4's award winning series Jon and Lucy's Odd Couples.
Charlene’s warm and engaging communication style captures every member of her audience, as they hang off her every word. Charlene Douglas is a powerful and passionate speaker with a strong presence and a unique style both on our TV screens and in real life.
She is particularly passionate about speaking at corporate events to small or large audiences on a wide range of topics to include ‘Managing Diversity in the Workplace’, ‘How to Foster Healthy Relationships’, ‘Managing Stress and Anxiety’, ‘Navigating the Complexities of Relationships’, ‘Confidence-Building’, ‘Setting Boundaries in your Work and Relationships’, ‘Communicating with Impact’ and many more powerful topics.
Whether Charlene is speaking to audiences on TV/Radio or newspaper/magazine articles, when Charlene speaks people listen.
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0:00 Intro to our first ever guest
2:11 Pete’s mainstream dreams
2:51 Sexual dysfunction
6:52 Other ways to please a woman
8:44 How does black culture affect your sex life?
13:13 there is no script
17:28 “I think Pete plays with himself too much”
37:06 What is sex addiction?
41:48 Is it wrong to want more than one woman?
59:22 Premature ejaculation
1:04:18 Does size matter?
1:12:07 There is no normal
1:16:13 Other dysfunctions?
1:20:47 Gender roles and sex
1:23:52 “is there something wrong with me because…”
1:29:19 intimacy tasks for Luke and Pete
1:31:42 sexual language
1:38:01 The @nal section
1:43:52 How explore with new partner (sex quiz cards)
1:49:28 where can the viewers find Charlene?
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Luke and Pete have been accused of hating women is this a fair comment? Well they have taken it to heart. And they discuss why will smith is so hated. And so much more.
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0:00 intro
1:09 Pete is moving into a new house
1:58 Getting your back scratched
3:46 Black swan effect
8:21 living with chronic pain
10:36 Technology is so advance now
12:07 My son doing a poo
13:32 if we went back in time
14:56 faking life on social media
16:04 companies will poison us to make profit
18:51 big American jaws
22:11 Being accused of being misogynistic
31:04 police officer with bumbs
39:21 looking after old people
42:37 would you stay with her?
48:04 being scornful
53:29 Why is will smith so hated?
1:06:28 horrible comments
1:11:50 Rap battle
1:16:03 Pete’s parenting advice🙄
1:21:03 life changing decisions so you
1:24:44 “I’d be gay if I got life in prison”
1:28:48 Outro
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On this episode the boys talk about the outburst directed at black women by Ginger Jay and they also discuss the documentary unknown number about a woman who catfished her own daughter.
0:00 Ginger Jay controversy
1:00:46 unknown Number doc
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On this weeks episode Pete is convinced Nelly Furtado is black. A man wins the lottery a day after his wife divorces him. And Pete recalls the story of when his drum teacher tried it on with his mum.
0:00 Intro
2:33 Best women to get
5:39 Lessons learnt from pimps
6:47 Pete’s toxic traits
8:45 Model wounded being a hero
11:50 Raja Jackson (Rampage Jackson son)
12:59 Would you help if you were a model?
16:31 Men take advantage when there isn’t a man around
19:06 physical violence in a relationship
21:46 Man caught cheating
27:55 If black people gained power
29:02 Is Nelly fatardo black?
33:51 Transgender woman guilty of assault
39:37 Dating for money
43:53 Man wins lottery day after divorce
56:57 Garth Brooks conspiracy theory
59:04 Lucas and Pat
1:12:27 Pete’s drum teacher
1:16:44 Luke mum gets in trouble
1:18:31 Nigerian man try’s to scam Pete’s dad
1:23:20 When men take advantage of women
1:25:16 Organised religion is it a scam?
1:27:03 You don’t love money
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