Welp, they're at a beautiful resort for absolutely free and Myrla is still miserable. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're a full five and a half hours of actual content into the season and we're still on the wedding nights, y'all. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's only episode 2 and we're already sick of Myrla. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kicking off our coverage of the Houston season of MAFS and my god does this show feel slow as hell now. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Jalyn gets out of the postnup, Brittany gets the D, Pat gets to work, Chad gets hammered, and Meghann gets enraged...again. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rhonda flips out, Josh takes a spin class, Meghann still doesn't know what an ambush is, Brittany sees a glimmer of hope, and Belynda becomes an archer. Go to nifty50apparel.com and use promo code MAFS15 for 15% off! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rhonda gets judgy, Brittany gets a kiss, Jalyn gets the yeeks out, Chad gets mad at production, and Derrek gets interrupted by a howler monkey. Go to nifty50apparel.com and use promo code MAFS15 for 15% off your order! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will makes everything worse, Meghann doesn't know what an ambush is, Jalyn receives the Hope Diamond, Pat displays active listening, and Chad gets a son. Use promo code MAFS15 at nifty50apparel.com to get 15% off your next favorite tee shirt! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chad has jokes, Josh and Jalyn attend their second wedding, Brittany and Will confuse us all, Rhonda and Pat make a porno, and Derrek has a night terror. Go to nifty50apparel.com and use promo code MAFS15 for 15% off your next favorite tee shirt! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Meghann is uncomfortable, Derrek is a wig bro, Rhonda is an emoji, and Pat is a spaceman. Go to nifty50apparel.com and use promo code MAFS15 for 15% off your next favorite tee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're back home, but the furniture is all different and there's hardwood where there used to be carpet. Still, home! Josh is emotional, Jalyn is energetic, Will is wordy, and Brittany loves a big ol' brain. Go to nifty50apparel.com and use promo code MAFS15 for 15% off your new favorite tee shirt! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Brandon is absent, Michael is a spokesman, Katie is a cheater, Zach is a liar, and Jessica and Austin are boring. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Brandon is a dick, Zach is confusing, Katie gets trapped, Michael gets shocked, and Austin finally says it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices