Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews. 
Cultural commentary. 
Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it.
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Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews. Cultural commentary. Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This sequel? Babyyyy, it’s giving “child endangerment meets Build-A-Bear gone rogue.” 
Mr. Xcellence breaks down every robotic flop, horror trope, and dusty jump scare with sass, smoke, and savage truth.
From plot holes to possessed pizza shops — nobody is safe.
Press play.️ Movie reviews. Cultural commentary. Savage perspective.Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Man on Film: Is Ella McCay "As Good As It Gets"?
Ella McCay tries to channel that James L. Brooks magic from As Good As It Gets — but baby, this one barely gets past the trailers.
Jamie Lee Curtis? On autopilot. Woody Harrelson? Playing Cheers reruns. And our lead? Bless her heart — she’s giving us neurodivergent meets political ambition with a side of awkward daddy issues.
We wanted Erin Brockovich, but we got lukewarm latte and cozy flute music from 1997. We’re talking messy scandals, anti-climactic arcs, and the same soundtrack you cried to 25 years ago.
So the real question is:
Is Ella McKay… as good as it gets?
Or should we all be sending James L. Brooks an invoice?
Two snaps. Salty ones.
Listen now on Man on Film — where the movies get read for filth.
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HAMNET Edition 
OF MAN ON FILM 
REVIEW
It’s RAINING, MAN – and this time we’re in Elizabethan England… kind of.
On this episode of MAN ON FILM, I dive into HAMNET – the “historical fiction but don’t quote us” love story inspired by Shakespeare’s real life… maybe. We’re talking Paul Mescal’s rising–star energy fresh off Gladiator II, witchy wives giving forest–witch vibes, sick twins, and a whole lot of “is this supernatural or did y’all just make that up?”
I break down:
No swoony TikTok fake-deep review here – just me, solo in the theater, telling you what worked, what dragged, and why the supernatural “Death in the corner of the room” stuff had me waiting for Vecna to show up.
Tap in, argue with me, and tell me:
Is HAMNET genius cinema or beautifully shot fanfic?
“Hamlet?”
Nah, baby – HAMNET. The fanfic cousin with Paul Mescal in a blouse and everybody catching feelings (and the plague).
New MAN ON FILM episode just dropped
I’m breaking down:
If you want:
Big tragic love
Forest magic & family drama
Shakespeare remixed like prestige fanfiction
…this one’s for you.
Listen now on [MAN ON FILM] – available wherever you get your podcasts.
Then pull up in the comments and tell me…
HAMNET: masterpiece or beautifully lit mess?
#ManOnFilm #Hamnet #PaulMescal #ItsRainingMan #FilmTok #MovieReview
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Then click the link and listen NOW.
Because on MAN ON FILM…
It’s always raining MEN. 
#ManOnFilm #BrendanFraser #RentalFamily #MovieTok #FilmReview #ComedyPodcast #BetweenTwoFernsVibes #FilmCriticButCute #ItsRainingMen
Acast Podcast Description — MAN ON FILM: “Rental Family”
WELCOME back to the greatest movie show on Earth — MAN ON FILM — where the popcorn is hot, the opinions are hotter, and it’s ALWAYS raining MEN.
This week, we’re reviewing Rental Family, starring Oscar-winner Brendan Fraser, in a film that dives deep into loneliness, connection, Japanese culture… and some extremely questionable parenting choices.
Join me (and the always-sleepy-but-always-precise Mr. Carvaccio) as we break down:
Brendan Fraser’s beautifully chaotic return
How Japan REALLY handles rental-family culture
The ethics of hiring strangers to pretend to love you
Why the mom in this movie deserves jail time or at least supervised WiFi
Whether this film is deep, delusional, or both
We introduce our upgraded A–F grading system, break down the film beat-by-beat, and argue about whether this movie is touching and tender… or touching and tender and slightly unhinged.
FINAL GRADE:
C+ — A charming, offbeat, well-acted emotional study with a sprinkle of “Ma’am, you cannot tell your daughter that random white man is her father.”
If you’re into heartfelt performances, culture-driven stories, or just watching me emotionally spiral on mic, this episode is for you.
Press play. Laugh with us. Cry with Brendan.
Because on MAN ON FILM…
It’s always raining MEN.
#ManOnFilm #BrendanFraser #RentalFamily #MovieTok #FilmReview #ComedyPodcast #BetweenTwoFernsVibes #FilmCriticButCute #ItsRainingMen
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“Eternity” has landed, and A24 Studios once again aims straight for the heart—and hits it, hard. Miles Teller, Elizabeth Olsen, and Caleb Turner star in a thought-provoking rom-com-meets-sci-fi fantasy that’s sure to spark some strong feelings (and maybe a few tears). Directed by the talented David Franey, this film had our hosts feeling every emotion under the sun—especially outrage! (In the best possible way.)
From the witty writing to divine performances by Divine Joy Randolph and John Early Ryan, “Eternity” keeps you guessing (and gasping). What happens when the afterlife hands you a second chance at love—and you have eternity to get it right or epically wrong?
Expect laughs, some intense snapping (the juicy twin kind!), and debates about the choices we’d make in love and eternity. Did Elizabeth Olsen choose the wrong Olsen sister to handle her love triangle? Will our hosts forgive her questionable afterlife decisions? And most importantly—why is everybody crying (and why are the theaters suddenly out of tissues)?
Tune in for savage, sassy commentary, thought-provoking takes, and a dive into the messy morals of eternal love. Spoiler alert: Our hosts have a LOT to say. 
Rating: 4 Juicy Twin Snaps!
Spoilers included, so grab your popcorn and tissues!
#CarpeVox #ManOnFilm #EternityMovieReview
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MAN ON FILM:🍿 ZOOTOPIA 2 MOVIE REVIEW
“Zootopia 2: The Movie That Made Me Ask… ‘Wait, Should Animals Be Dating?’ ”
ZOOTOPIA 2 Fresh-out-the-DISNEY-oven, Thanksgiving-weekend heavyweight: - directed by Jared Bush and starring Jason Bateman, Ginnifer Goodwin, and enough adorable animals to fill Noah’s Ark twice.
But listen…
Join me as we spotlight
Some interesting things.
And I came out with questions, not trauma.
This episode covers:
The new MAN ON FILM grading system (A–F, like school — but funnier)
Why Zootopia 2 gets a solid C
How Disney somehow made a buddy-cop world feel like an episode of The Bachelor: Animal Kingdom
A lamb villain who returns like she’s auditioning for “Thanos: The Musical”
A fox and a bunny with chemistry so spicy I had to check if this movie was PG-13
And the moment I realized Disney might just be trolling us in 4K
Don’t get me wrong — Mouse House, if you’re listening, I love you.
I adore you.
I would work for you.
I will even wear the Mickey ears in the office orientation video.
This is all comedy. I promise.
(Put me in Marvel. I’ll behave. Maybe.)
FINAL GRADE:
Zootopia 2 gets a C = Cute, Colorful, and Could’ve Given Me a Little More Plot, Babe.
Three tight, well-manicured SNAPS.
If you disagree?
Great. Come argue with me.
That’s half the fun.
Because here on MAN ON FILM, in the great courtroom of popcorn and opinions…
I’m the Judge of the Ark.
And it’s raining men, baby.
Zootopia 2
MAN ON FILM
Press play. Laugh. Explain to your kids why those animals were flirting.
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️ Movie reviews. Cultural commentary. Savage perspective.Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
️ Movie reviews. Cultural commentary. Savage perspective.Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Title: MAN ON FILM — The Running Man Review (2025)
Subtitle: Nostalgia vs. New Wave: Glenn Powell, Stephen King, and the chaos in between.
Description:
Welcome back to Man on Film, the only movie show that says what you’re actually thinking. In this episode, we break down the brand-new Running Man remake — the good, the bad, the bizarre morality, and the way Stephen King clearly grabbed the steering wheel back from the 80s.
From surprise cameos and Claire-Huxtable-energy strangers in the theater, to corporate dystopias, messy ethics, and Glenn Powell’s towel scene sending shockwaves through the audience, this episode delivers everything. We battle out the final score (3.5 out of 5 futuristic snaps), compare it to the original Schwarzenegger classic, and debate whether reinventing a cult favorite is genius… or grounds for cinematic jail time.
Featuring:
– Our 5-mic rating system
– A passionate debate about adaptation vs. nostalgia
– Why Lee Pace and Coleman Domingo stole the whole damn movie
– Thoughts on dystopian logic, moral compasses gone missing, and deepfake manipulation
– The moment that had the whole theater screaming “DEEPFAKE!”
– And yes… the Karen-in-the-car monologue
If you loved the original Running Man, if you’re curious about the remake, or if you just love unapologetically honest film talk — this is the episode you need.
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MAN ON FILM CHRISTY MOVIE REVIEW 🎥
On this episode, we dive into the highly anticipated film CRISTY! starring Sydney Sweeney and Ben Foster. Our host gives an unfiltered, in-depth review of the movie, exploring its storytelling, character arcs, and real-life inspirations.
Sydney Sweeney delivers a standout performance as a young, ambitious lesbian boxer navigating a world full of personal and professional challenges. The film portrays themes of resilience, abuse, and triumph, showing CRISTY overcoming manipulative managers, an uneven fight scene, and systemic obstacles to pursue her dreams.
Highlights from our discussion include:
Rating: 3/5 – An entertaining, thought-provoking watch that’s worth seeing for Sweeney’s performance alone.
Tune in for a detailed discussion on plot points, character dynamics, and behind-the-scenes observations from CRISTY!
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🎬🔥 MAN ON FILM: Frankenstein Review 🔥🎬
It’s RAINING ☔️ MAN… and Monsters! Your favorite hosts are back, diving deep into Guillermo Del Toro’s darkly poetic Netflix adaptation of the timeless horror classic, Frankenstein. Oscar Isaac mesmerizes as the enigmatic Dr. Victor Frankenstein, with an unexpected yet riveting performance by Jacob Elordi (Euphoria) as the Monster, and the always compelling Christoph Waltz rounding out the ensemble.
From breathtaking visuals to intricate storytelling, this one sparked some debate! Is it a masterpiece or does it stumble at the finish line? One host calls it a visual feast worthy of praise; the other critiques the ending that left him “throwing up in his mouth.”
Get ready for laughs, unfiltered critiques, and a no-holds-barred discussion on storytelling, sci-fi, and missed opportunities (Bride of Frankenstein, anyone?). We break it all down—snaps and all!
🍿 Rating: 3.5 Snaps! 🍿
Tune in and chill out—this episode’s a monster mash you won’t want to miss.
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🎬 NEW EPISODE ALERT! 🎧
“Predator: Badlands”—Marvel, Disney, or Star Wars?! 👽
In this hilarious, spoiler-packed episode of Man on Film: It’s Raining Men, Phoenix and special guest Mr. Carbaccio dive deep into Predator: Badlands, directed by Dan Trachtenberg. They unravel the web of cinematic influences—from Marvel superheroes to Star Wars space opera vibes, exploring the Disney-fication of our beloved Predator!
🐾 Highlights include:
Expect laughs, theories, passionate debates, and maybe a few tears of joy (or confusion).
🍿 Our Rating: 3.5 Wet Snaps out of 5! 🌧️💦
Tune in, snap along, and see why this might just be the funniest and most insightful breakdown of Predator: Badlands you’ll hear this year!
🔗 Available now on Apple Podcasts, iHeart Radio, Amazon Audio, and wherever you stream!
#PredatorBadlands #ManOnFilm #ItsRainingMen #MovieReview #Disney #Marvel #StarWars #Podcast #ComedyReview
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In this savage first episode of Man on Film, host Andre Xcellence! dives into The Smashing Machine — the intense A24 drama starring Dwayne Johnson as MMA legend Mark Kerr. With striking performances, emotional punches, and some glaring structural flaws, this biopic hits hard… but does it hit right?
Andre breaks down the story, the real-life roots, what worked, and what dragged it down. He asks the hard questions: Was this a passion project or a power move? Did A24 undersell it? And does The Rock finally find vulnerability — or just another role that leaves more to be desired?
Rating: 3 out of 5.
It slaps in places, but sometimes it just smashes itself.
Stream it, skip it, or save it for the plane? Let’s talk about it.
Season:
Season 1
Episode #:
Keywords:
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Step into the shadows with this sharp, hilarious, and surprisingly emotional review of The Black Phone 2 — a film that dares to blend trauma, telephones, and terror into one twisted trip.
In this episode, Xcellence teams up with his ever-dramatic and stylishly skeptical cohost, Mr. Carvaggio, for a cinematic takedown (or is it a redemption?) of one of the most anticipated horror sequels of the year.
Together, they ask the big questions:
This isn’t your typical film review — it’s art critique meets pop culture drag meets spirit realm roast. Equal parts shade and insight, expect laughs, light reads, and some hard truths about horror, Hollywood, and healing through the screen.
Press play, if you dare…
Available now on iHeart, Spotify, Apple, Amazon Music & wherever your nightmares stream.
#ManOnFilm #TheBlackPhone2 #Xcellence #MrCarvaggio #FilmReview #PodcastDrop #Xcellentworld
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EPISODE SUMMARY:
In this episode of Man on Film, your host Xcellence is joined by the always-theatrical guest host Mr. Carvaggio to decode, debate, and dissect "GOOD FORTUNE" the New Keanu Reeves Movie written and directed by Aziz Ansari and distributed by Lionsgate Films Good Fortune, a surreal comedy that asks: What would you do if you could literally change your destiny?
Expect sass, philosophy, and a little Hollywood side-eye as the duo break down:
Aziz Ansari’s curious directorial choices
Keke Palmer’s celestial glow
The film’s chaotic energy — part It’s a Wonderful Life, part Afterschool Special, part “what in the SAG-AFTRA is this?”
Excellence calls it a “faith-based acid trip.” Carvaggio calls it “inspiring… if you ignore the budget.”
A messy morality tale meets a B-movie fever dream. So is Good Fortune actually… good? Tune in and find out.
IG/TIKTOK REEL CAPTION:
Man on Film Review Drop: GOOD FORTUNE
Comedy. Chaos. Keke Palmer in angel drag.
Mr. Xcellence & Carvaggio break down Keanu's latest wild ride about second chances, fate, and what happens when your fairy godfather looks like Aziz Ansari
Is it divine or disaster?
Tap in & laugh with us
#ManOnFilm #MovieReview #GoodFortuneMovie #FilmTok #XcellenceReviews #XcellemntWorld #PodcastDrop #CarvaggioSays #AzizAnsari #KekePalmer #MovieTok #Xcellence
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It’s raining cinema, and your “Man on Film” Savage Reviewer” is back from the stars with the “ULTIMATE” Bugonia MOVIE 🍿 review — a genre-shifting thriller that might be the sneaky good Movie Mr.Xcellence has been yearning for all 2025?!?🛸
We’re talking:
We gave it a rare 4.5 stars, with room to rise after a second watch. It’s weird, smart, slightly unhinged, and probably a warning from actual aliens.
Press play and prepare for spoilers, sass, cinema — and a low-budget rebellion that ended humanity with a bang (literally).
🎥 Did our beloved reviewer say “Hated it”?!? Or was it “LOVED IT?❤️
TAGS:
#Bugonia #ManOnFilm #EmmaStone #SciFiCinema #SavageFilmCritics #comedyPodcasts #FilmReview #filmreview #rottentomatos #XcellenceWorldNetwork
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In this electric episode of Man on Film, the boys are back at it — reviewing the new psychological-political thriller Anniversary starring Diane Lane, Kyle Chandler, and a scene-stealing Madeline Brewer. Hosts Miss Excellence and Mr. Carvacio dive into the raw dysfunction, academic warfare, dystopian politics, and “wet fish drama” that make this twisted family dinner one to remember.
💥 Is this a tale of authoritarianism or just a bitter mother-in-law vendetta?
🎭 Did the dinner table drama outshine the larger political message?
🧠 Can a psychological character study still slap in a time of superhero fatigue?
We give it 3 out of 5, with three full snaps (and one for the fish). Expect spoilers, side-eye, slander, and savage takes in this no-holds-barred critique. And yes, we said UniBomber-stress — you’ll get it when you hear it.
🎧 Tap in and find out why Anniversary might just be your next obsession — or the sleeper hit the theaters didn’t want you to see.
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Welcome back to Man on Film, the sassiest review show under the rainbow 
—where bad movies get dragged and good ones get snaps. This week? We sat through the fever dream that is GOOD BOY, a horror flick that made us want to call the ASPCA. Twice.
Was it a metaphor for death? Mental illness? Or just a hot muddy mess? We break it down scene by confusing scene—from taxidermy wills to animal clairvoyance to actual hell portals in the basement. The only one earning their check? The dog. And he deserves a Netflix deal.
_?_ Snap?.
_?_ Star?.
Epic or Epic Fail
Featuring guest reviewer Mr. Carvaccio (begrudgingly), and hosted by the unapologetic, always extra, X. Tune in if you want to laugh, gag, and possibly write a letter to the theater chain for emotional damages.
Rated E for Explicit (because the truth hurts and we curse when it’s bad).
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