Welcome back to another week of absolute shit chat! We are joined by our good friend Keely Page who’s testing out Rachels Hinge Hack to see how many festival dates she can line up this summer. Spoiler: she’s already got a bite after one hour!! But buckle up, because Keely also drops a wild story that comes with a PSA for anyone dating in Auckland… apparently, there’s a 6’5" male out there juggling over 30 women, while being “exclusive” with three of them.   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Keely’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/keelypaigee/?hl=en   Want to email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bedtime toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We’ve left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving

Rachel’s celebrating two whole years with her boyfriend (wild, we know), while Carl’s having an emotional dad moment watching his daughter grow up too fast.  But don’t get too cozy, we’re diving headfirst into the chaotic world of modern dating.  Spoiler: it’s grim out there.  Men, if your first message is a sexual comment, we need to talk! Don’t worry though, we’ve got tips to help you do way better.   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Want to email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bedtime toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We’ve left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving

We’re mixing things up this week! No cuts, no edits, just a totally raw and unfiltered chat straight from the heart (and occasionally, the chaos).   Carl’s found himself a new best friend and is figuring out how to navigate the inside of his own brain, while Rachel’s dealing with something a little more... intimate. After having part of her cervix removed, she faces some of the most brutal pain imaginable.   Once we’ve unpacked all that, we dive into some relationship cheat codes!  The kind you’ll want to pull out next time your partner is driving you absolutely mad.   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Want to email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bedtime toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We’ve left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving

If you’re single, love music, and want an epic summer, Rachel’s got a genius Hinge prompt hack for the girlies, designed to save you money and guarantee max fun!    Plus, we’re diving into a conflicting topic: what actually counts as cheating? From emotional connections to strip clubs, we put some real-life scenarios to our Instagram polls to find out where people draw the line. The results? Let’s just say everyone’s definition of “cheating” isn’t the same   Rachel finally found her first ick within her relationship! And Carl’s been seriously wound up about something!   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Want to email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bedtime toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We’ve left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving

We were blessed with GirthMasterrs time, so we have part 2 of his delightful chat with the man with the girthiest cock in porn.    He tells talks to us about boundaries, cock reactions, chatting about work with family and friends, and now working and hanging out with stars he used to beat off to.    Following on from last episodes, Carl is bringing what guys wish the gals knew! Great insight if you need help levelling up your relationship or dating game.    Happy listening!    Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Girthmasterrs instagram: instagram.com/girthmasterr/   Want to email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bedtime toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We’ve left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving

Well well well, we can’t believe that we made it to episode 100 and to celebrate the big one, we thought we’d get the big guy himself on the show! Girth Masterr, the girthiest guy in porn.    He tells us all about growing up and navigating relationships with his ‘girthy gift” and how he found himself in the industry.    Plus, lads, have you ever wondered what girls you’re dating are actually thinking about? Rach, has the answers!     Happy listening!    Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Girthmasterrs instagram: instagram.com/girthmasterr/   Want to email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bedtime toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We’ve left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving  

You’d never have predicted this when we started the podcast: Rachel is now officially recording from her new home - aka, her boyfriend’s house - aka, she’s moved in! Just in time to kick off the countdown to our 100th episode next week    This week, we’re joined by one of our incredible listeners, who shares an emotional and inspiring story about the end of his engagement, after discovering his ex-fiancé was using ChatGPT to reply to his messages (and body shaming him along the way), he’s now turning things around and on a powerful, life-transforming journey.   Plus, Carl shares a beautiful tribute to his Dad, that he’s getting for his birthday this week.   Happy listening!    Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/   Want to email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bedtime toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We’ve left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving

Welcome back to another week inside Carl and Rachel’s unfiltered minds!   We had so much love for Eclipse (our incredible gender-fluid guest) last week, that we had to bring them back! This time joined by their partner Venus, a proud trans woman. Together, they open up about their relationship dynamic, the first time Eclipse watched porn, living with a dominatrix, and loads more juicy bits you don’t want to miss.   And because we’re obsessed with all the ChatGPT chaos floating around lately, we decided to let the robot roast us and break down our love languages, and its all a bit too real    Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ You had me at Cheese: https://www.instagram.com/youhadmeatcheesepodcast   Want to email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bedtime toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We’ve left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving

This week’s episode is seriously insightful! Our guest Eclipse identifies as demisexual, pansexual, and gender-fluid, and is in a relationship with a trans woman. They join us to share their personal journey and insights into navigating open, authentic, and exploratory relationships of past and present.   From sexual desires, to boundaries, communication and gender eurphoria, Eclipse dives deep with honesty, and heart. It’s raw, it’s real, and it might just open your eyes to a whole new world.   Plus we have a gut-wrenching response from a listener who has been personally victimised by their now, ex-fiance and ChatGPT.   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ You had me at Cheese: https://www.instagram.com/youhadmeatcheesepodcast   Want to email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bedtime toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We’ve left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving

Need the tea on someone you're dating? Wondering how many red flags they come with? Or if they're waving a whole damn parade of them? Maybe you're after a cheeky background check to see how they’ve behaved in past relationships? Rachel’s found the ultimate app for you!   This week, we're joined by our mate Patty, who drops a jaw-dropping story about an “exclusive” relationship that started with sparks, spice, and serious romance… before taking a dark and twisted couple of turns.    And to wrap it all up: thinking about upgrading your private parts? We’re serving up all the juicy hacks for better sperm and puswah!   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Patty’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pattyinplaces Tea App: https://www.teaforwomen.com/   Want to email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bedtime toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We’ve left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving

Would you give a gobby if asked nicely? We’re diving straight into the deep end this week    Our guest Tony shares one of the wildest workplace stories we’ve heard in a while involving night shifts, a broken work machine, and a very hands on way of keeping morale high around the office.    Then we chat about whether ChatGPT is actually ruining relationships. Is your partner jealous of AI? Are we outsourcing our feelings to robots now? And are heartfelt messages being replaced by eerily perfect digital love notes?    Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Want to email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bedtime toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We’ve left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving

Just like the Hotel California, we can check out, but we will never really leave! So just like that, we are back for another week!    We are joined by some of Carl’s Gen Z colleagues to talk about how their dating lifes are going in their early 20’s and how hard it is out there at this age in the changing times. Wh y are Gen Zs so afraid of being ‘cringe’?    Plus Rachel finds a fun and exciting tool to open conversations up in relationships to dive a little deeper, and open up with your partner.   Plus all the other shit in between that Carl and Rachel somehow let fall out of their mouths   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Yas’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yasminacoe Nep’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nepiajoseph Relationship Decks: https://www.instagram.com/relationship_decks Want to email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bedtime toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We’ve left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving

Wow it feels good to be back! Major aplogise for the delay in releasing episodes and dumping a large one on you up front!   Massive life updates incoming if youre interested in what we have been up to and hows we are feeling   We are also joined by the absolute icon Tessa who shares her story about a spicy night at a Berlin sex club - you don’t want to miss this!   Then Carl brings a very interesting tip to the table! Is your sexlife needing a pick me up? Are you aware of your responsive and spontaneous desires? We discover how you can make your sexlife magical by understanding your partners sexual disire!    Thank you for coming back! See you next week!    Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Tessa’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tessiconic   Want to email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bedtime toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We’ve left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving

Dreaming of free travel around the world? We've got the scoop! Rachel introduces an amazing app that lets you globe-trot for free!   Our anonymous guest recounts how a failed date night unexpectedly turned into one of the best and longest sexual experiences of their life.   Finally, Carl shares his top dating tips and tricks, helping Rachel keep the spark alive in her first long-term relationship post-divorce.   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Fly Me Out App: https://flymeout.io/ Feeld App: https://feeld.co/   Want to email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bedtime toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We’ve left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving  

Let’s chat about marriage!  This week we welcome one of Rachel’s longest friends who shares her unique journey of being the last single friend at 24 and the magical twist that followed! Which leads Rachel into her theory of why so many marriages end in divorce these days!    Plus, Carl has discovered the Swingathon festival! $550 for tent sex – would you attend?? And speaking of Carl, let's just say he’s been spending more time on the throne than the king himself!    Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Alice Instagram: instagram.com/Alice Want to email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bedtime toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We’ve left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving

Our anonymous guest this week, shares their story around finding their identity, sexual exploration, and everything in between. From scissoring to extensive toyboxes Carl, the self-proclaimed lesbian porn conisure, gets excited because he finally gets to ask every question about lesbians in the bedroom he's ever dreamed of.    Story time! We had a listener write in after listening to episode 87 around 50/50 in a relationship and had a question around guilt in the relationship, so we thought why not bring in a professional to help answer!  So we asked Rachel’s lovely therapist to give some guidance and advice, and Carl takes the opportunity to find out what is going on in Rachel’s noggin! Want to book some time in with Lauren? Get in touch here: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists/lauren-kurstin-deerfield-beach-fl/308842     Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Want to email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bedtime toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We’ve left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving  

  London's heat wave has gotten into Rachel’s brain and the 3am wake ups are messing with Carl’s! The wheels are turning, words are flowing, and we turn up the chat!    Carl would love to masturbate with a corn cob, Rachel want’s to put botox into her butthole, and someone hes felt what they would describe as an anal rail gun.   Rachel’s story this week is an oldie but a goodie. One she kept just between her friends at the start, but as the divorce was so long ago, and no more feelings are involved, Rachel peels back the curtain on what happened with her ex-husband after they had separated and both started dating. The irony is amazing, and thankfully Rachel has always had thick skin!   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Want to email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bedtime toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We’ve left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists/lauren-kurstin-deerfield-beach-fl/308842   Also I work at Therapeaceofmind in South Florida. Here is that website https://www.therapeacemind.com/

Dirty sweaty sex anyone? Are you a pre-sex showerer, or just get in there and do it kind of person?    We have another amazing anonymous guest story, where they get a first hand experience at saying grace around the dinner table while enjoying a happy meal.   Carl has some questions about ‘fanny’ that he really wants to ask Rachel as a ‘fanny’ owner. Frontal wedgies, clit tingles, fanny flutters we cover it all!    Happy Listening!    Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Tessa’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tessapaisan   Want to email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bedtime toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We’ve left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving

Ever wondered how much protein and vitamin C is in a load of semen? Don’t worry, we've got you!  Glory hole roulette or a pussy eating buffet, wondering what goes on at a sex party? Thankfully, we are joined again this week by our good friend Tessa who can fill us in about attending an alien space-themed sex party, where she got to have a lesbian orgy in a spaceship, making girls cum right in front of their boyfriends!  We then touch on self value and not accepting anything below the bare minimum! A nice reminder from Carl and Rachel to value yourself, and give and take the bare minimum! If you want longevity in a relationship, you NEED to give 50/50 Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Tessa’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tessapaisan   Want to email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We’ve left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving  

Titty mic sucking ASMR, pashing Carls wife, shaved butt holes and fart porn…. After our discussion on cuckholding last week, Rachel just so happened to go out for brunch with a friend who had a story to tell about his experience about a once in a lifetime opportunity involving cuckholding with an incredible view in on of the tallest buildings in London that he stumbled across on grinder! Instagram served us an incredible video around self value which is so important, and especially for all the females out there to hear so we thought we should share this with you all to share with all the females in your life!  Episode 86, let’s go!!   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/   Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We’ve left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving