Whew! I need to get used to typing '26' On today’s Best of MJ Morning Show:   Plaid Verification Notice Doing This Might Get You Put On The No-Fly List Retail Tipping Morons in the news Classic Crotchety – Pop Tart Fire 15 Traits Of A Selfish Partner Walmart - Receipt Found - Theft Grocery Delivery With Calls Don't Answer This Question When A Doctor Asks Have You Ever Lied On A Resume Or Know Someone Who Did What Do You Know About Redheads When Do YOU Worry About Phones Remaining Power Chocolate Cake Or Yellow Cake Classic Crotchety - The Killer Bees Traits Of People Who Hold Doors For Strangers 2 Wedding Stories 2 Fast Food Stories Tattoo On A 9-Year-Old See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today’s Best Of MJ Morning Show:  2 Dog Stories Restaurant Jobs Celebs Had Before Making It Big Morons in the news Horrible Supermarket Shoppers/Bagels 2 Lists Things Boomers Do And Things Boomers Say Embarrassing Wedding and Buffet Line Doggie Bag Fillers Collectibles - Jellycat You Don't Always Look Your Best at Work Classic Crotchety – Jet Ski Rental Is the Customer Always Right Love Rat Investigator Durant High School - Bathroom Issue Warning - Filthiest Place in the Workplace World's Safest Airlines Proper strength2 for a handshake See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today’s Best Of MJ Morning Show: MJ's Mom's Refrigerator 5 Hour Person List: 10 Cringe-worthy Words/Phrases To Eliminate   Airline Attendants Leave Notes In Hotel Sheets Morons in the news Lottery Winner Used License Plate Of Guy Who Cut Him Off 2 Tampa Area Restaurants Make A Top 100 Romantic List Worst Dog Breed For Families Be Careful To Not Hit Gators On The Road Fester Did It And Tells The Story MJ's Kleptomaniac Listeners Fester's Story The Swinger At The Podiatrist's Office Middle Of The Night Classified Ad Prank Calls Gender Reveals Gone Wrong Why Was MJ's Driver License Suspended Home Alone - Plaza Hotel - Ice Cream Room Service Woman Claims This Place Caused Her Hair Loss 2 Teacher Of The Year Candidates Don't One Time Your Restaurant Server Travelers Fake Designer Merchandise Patient has ribs removed and keeps them Charged For A Bumper Sticker - Don't Be A @$#! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today’s Best Of MJ Morning Show: Pineapple In Eggs Fired For Twerking While Working Progresso Soup Hard Candy Morons in the news What Is A Foodie Call Concert Economics - How Much Do You Pay Per Song? Woman Asks Stranger At Walmart Pretend You’re My Husband Celebrity Romance Scams Featuring Calls From Our Listeners What Is Recession Hair CLASSIC CROCHETY – Y2K Survival Kit The First Date Brick Dentist Driving With Laughing Gas What Erroneous Things Were You Told As A Child We took lots of calls Bomb Threat Hotspot Name On Plane Americas Favorite Movie Tan Lines Are A Turn-On For Some Jetblue Sued Over Blue Ice See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On Today’s Best Of MJ Morning Show: PRP Boob Job Bucket List - Illegal Stuff to Do Morons in the news Saving Your Relationship - Never Use This Phrase House Sitter Confessions - Sitter Blocks Security Cameras Classic Crotchety – Christmas Crotchety MJ Once Got Caught Crossing the US Border Do Food Delivery Drivers Eat Some Of The Food? What Are Women Attracted To In Men Can A.I. Create Great Custom Songs What Do Employees Steal From Work MJ Presents Hadley's Factual Facts Classic Crotchety – Tickle Me Elmo-Wood Hot Dogs Banned In North Korea, And Bikini Hot Dog Girls FedEx Story How Fester Got Free Food for A Year Electric Shock Spoon Are These the Top Fast-Food Burgers in America How Can You Tell She’s Just Not into You See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today’s BEST OF MJ Morning Show What Grosses MJ Out? MJ Romance Scammer Story Morons in the news Fester Cuffed In Michigan Story Man Vandalizes Psychic Shop What Is Micro Cheating Tampa Bay Gone Crazy Scary Loan Co-signer Stories Pastor Uber Eats Experience with Calls Half of Americans Carry Spare Underwear Throning - Dating up 9 Signs You Are a Difficult Person to Get Along With Experts Say Not To Give This Snack to Kids Fester Befriends a Killer Psychologist Mother Names Daughter Tequila Sleep Method - Walk through Someone's House 2 Bay Area Stories - GPS Tracker Creep & DUI .523 BAL See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show: The Mario Lopez cheese grater Morons in the news $700 to find the sound in the car Repo guy took a car with a kid inside Fester's new show feature Denny's limited edition sneaker Tampa Bay area woman kills two ex-husbands 9 things dentists won't do to their teeth Coldplay kiss-cam woman speaks out Open phones! Why was Hoppe's car towed Greg Biffle RIP Classic Crotchety - Drunk Santa MJ's FICO score Ex-Missouri state trooper searched women's phones for nude photos Macaulay Culkin has no driver license Jelly Roll pardoned Rob Reiner said he was scared of Nick Wiz Khalifa was sentenced to jail in Romania for smoking joint while performing MJ wants to know who's ready for FCE at Tampa International Aiport See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show: Recap: MJ Morning Show Christmas Party at Village Inn Cryptocurrency Morons in the news Someone stole at 40 ft. inflatable Santa Win a sportswear firm Fentanyl story Is Michelle pregnant? MJ was craving carbs Gifts... Materials vs experiences, Gen Z's... presence or presents Christmas coronary Bodycam released of arrest at Tampa International Airport of a flight attendant Enhanced license plate law... We took calls Hidden Valley Ranch recall Christmas songs that may be stressful for your dog True or false: Most adults agree that giving cash as a gift is acceptable Church nativity scene gone wrong Gary Busey imitates geese Porn Hub security breach Plea deal for woman who pooped as a road rage act Oscars leaving ABC in a few years Diddy may have a hit out on 50 Cent, who claims to have lots of video of Diddy Which celeb has a 'Brunson Fracture' Miley Cyrus story on Jimmy Kimmel's show Jane's Addiction calls it quits See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show: MJ was talking in his sleep The Shohei Ohtani home run ball Morons in the news Bucs documentary Recall - Ice crusher Michigan's former head coach Repo men... are they busier than ever? We took calls Michelle's newest term for MJ How much money does Mariah Carey make off 'All I Want For Christmas Is You"? How many packages are stolen daily by porch pirates? Shaq-A-Claus Safety tips for women traveling solo Rob Reiner, Nick Reiner, Bill Hader update Britney Spears iPhone users alarms are going silent Safeway stores - receipt scanning Stuff you weren't supposed to see... We took calls. MJ Morning Show wore festive sweaters Kelsey Grammar had his 8th kid. Is that fair at his age? Me too guy trying to make a comeback MJ wants to return this food... is it too late? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show: The endorsement Fester lost Woman's body found in Dollar Tree refrigerator Morons in the news Inmate's last meal delayed Labubu maker has a new product Woman picked the wrong day to shoplift at Walmart No Powerball winner last night Amazon documentary about Bucs shows MJ New holiday cocktail... ew.... Co-worker's breath Door Dasher shows up with a cloud of pot smoke Average American's net worth.. We took calls Rob Reiner update... argument with son at Conan's party About which actor is someone posting this story? Anthony Geary RIP Merriam-Webster word of the year How many drinks should you have at a party? Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are both drinkers... when does the blow-up happen? Christmas lights... are they on the decline? Elton John video Car sold by Carmax was stolen RV sold to customer left in limbo as dealership changes ownership 2026 healthy food to become popular... crown cabbage Cannabis medical effects don't meet expectations What's the best seat on a flight to avoid getting sick? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show: Last Meals on Death Row Morons in the news Slingshot launching an opossum Brightline float in a Christmas parade Wake up Chloe Powerball Food delivery with something sprayed by the delivery woman MJ's Invention Coach Bowles Baby Pugsley Building A/C Julian's flight to Tampa Starbuck's S-A-R-A-H TPD rescues 86-year-old from roof Hot chocolate has sugar Bugles don't fit on fingers anymore Sugar-free Oreos Rob Reiner RIP A guy stuck in a Waymo trunk Taylor Swift documentary Patrick Mahomes has a torn ACL/Chiefs miss playoffs See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

MJ called in sick again… Is this a sign of the apocalypse?   On today’s MJ Morning Show: Fester VS MJ - Who Found the Wendy's T-Rex Burger First? Sticker Schmucks Morons in the News 64% Say They Have Had Nightmares about Work Michelle's Rules before Bed Women Looking For Younger Men MJ and Michelle - Meghan and Harry - Hair in Salad MJ Morning Show's O.C.D. Callers Celebrities Who've Gone Broke What Grosses MJ Out - Licking Fingers Creep-O-Meter - Age Difference When Dating Costco Jail and Shoplifters Your Job May Affect Your Sleep Classic Crotchety Call - ATM Are you a psychopath? Warning There's a Website That Shows Unprotected Cameras  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

No vacation time being taken right now, MJ called in sick today, something very rare.... On today's MJ Morning Show MJ & Michelle Take Relationship Test  Armadillo In Mandy's House  Morons in the news Three Foods Banned In Other Countries  Doordash Bathroom  Woodchipper Story  Babysitter Of The Month - Blackout Drunk  Gen Z'er Calls Billy Joel Song 'Sinister'  MJ's Jury Duty Scam Call  Receipt - Kitchen Appreciation w/calls Michelle's Crazy Uber Story  People Are Getting Pets Instead Of Spouses Or Kids  Nasty Rotten Kids In The Neighborhood  8 Foods Good For Your Brain  Astronomers Mistake Car For Asteroid Crotchety - Furby  Worst Relative Ever  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show: Stop-motion Christmas specials MOTO... Printer cartridges Morons in the news Guy holding a sign on Kennedy Christmas dinner... is doing this considered rude? Powerball tonight - $930 million Holiday drinks... the unhealthiest ones Is this the worst boyfriend? BMW stolen... guy claims he was transported  Plane crashes into car on I-95 Bailey the intern and bicycles MJ was triggered by HOA letter about golf-cart parade Lyft story about unconscious passenger  Pickleball/Gym at Westshore Plaza Instacart charges different prices to different people Old Navy dropping plus-size clothing? Bank robberies Travolta ad - "Greased Lightning" Alaska Air jump seat rider tried to shut down engines... ATC and dashcam videos Joe Jonas caught trying to parallel park Melissa McCartney weight loss Jeopardy contestant arrested How bad for you are energy drinks? Giant Santas sold out Burger King - Spongebob orders at the drive-thru A.I.-written shows Sardo's Christmas toy drive J.Bradley on his Lyft ride with the unconscious passenger Micah Shane song "This Time of the Year" New law on license plate frames/brackets See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show: Listeners want the 'Quad Cam' What is 'Grinch spaghetti'? Morons in the news What does OJ do to your body? 7-11's offering "Japanese-style' egg salad sandwiches Mazzaro's cheese A.I. is warping young minds Is MJ worried about not getting at least 7 hours of sleep per night? Cruise allegedly served man 33 drinks before he died Scammer story Listener e-mail - Uber Eats driver experience Listener e-mail - Monday's show Christmas lights on cars Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd on football players stealing from Dick's Sports Haines City man claimed to have 'dirty bomb' Top Christmas movies according to IMDb ratings Personality type... there are introverts, extroverts and now otroverts? Waymo recall Tree lighting fail In & Out Burger dropping this number MJ calls B.S. on this Thanksgiving Reel Drunk raccoon update A woman was arrested walking a dog on I-275 Luigi Mangioni's attorneys trying to get evidence squashed USF's new coach Tara Reid says she was drugged See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show: Fester was stuck in traffic Fester's weekend Morons in the news Passengers flying and bearing gifts Woman breaks into and trashes a Daytona McDonald's Bucs coverage Stevie Nicks' concert... MJ and Michelle were there Tampa one of top cities for singles Head Coach Bowles visits the morning show Woman thinks she has the follow up to "6-7" DM from Ryan, who wants a message from Milton Fludgecow DM from listener on a cruise Weathly Americans more likely to 'skip scan' at self-checkout "Pit Porn" Thrift Shop find What's the 'load limit' in a supermarket? Athlete claims over Sprite Zero Sugar A guy makes the wrong deposit into a bank Disney has pulled Aerosmith from the "Rockin' Roller Coaster" Howard Franklin Bridge speed down to 55 Look out on the roads... Waymo is now in Tampa See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On Today's MJ Morning Show -The New Q105 Phone System Doesn't Ring -Fester Is Stuck In Traffic On 275 -Ryan Hoppe Drinks A Lot Of Celcius -Morons In The News -MJ's Contract -The 911 Call From Luigi Mangione -Having A Cell Phone Leads To Obesity  -What TV Commercial Does Michelle Hate -What Song Do You Hate -MJ And Michelle Break Down How They Met -Women Call In With Their Fake Names At Night Clubs -Wade From 2 College Brothers Shows Up -MJ Discusses The Bagel Scene In Tampa Bay -What Is The Most Annoying Sound? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On Today's MJ Morning Show -Fester Shaved His Head -MJ Saw A Cop GO 95 MPH -Listener Jeff Makes An MJ T-Shirt -Diabetic Test Strips Sign In Pinellas Park -Morons In the News -Alex Golesh Is Moving To Auburn -Shamwow Guy -Meredith Sits In -Schmuck Chair -MJ's New AI Legal Disclaimer  -Pinellas Park Tesla Car Crash -Christmas Tree Prices -The Latest On Jeffrey Epstein -The Latest With Matthew Perry's Doctors Sentencing  -Quentin Tarantino's Top 20 Movies Of 2000s -Ryan Hoppe Cried During The End Of Toy Story 3 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On Today's MJ Morning Show -Bailey Is In, But NOT AN INTERN -FDOT is lowering the speed On 275 And The Bridge -MJ Left The Microphone On During The Break! -Morons In The News -Does Meredith Do Whippits -Lesbian Pie Eating Contest -American Girl Dolls -Mary O'Connor's Husband -Phones Are Still Down -MJ Discusses The Avatar Movie -Gorilla Poop Video -MJ Discusses Mad Men -Door Dash Caught Shoving Chicken Wing Back Into Box After Dropping It -Michelle Likes Fried Rice -The Latest With Diddy -Hannah Montana Is Engaged! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On Today's MJ Morning Show -MJ Noticed Something On Way To Work -Fester Texted MJ During Thanksgiving -Julian Is Working On A New Project -Morons In The News -MJ Reads A Complaint Email -Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup -MJ Wants To Decorate The New Studio -MJ Has A Crazy Encounter With A Homeless Guy -MJ Discusses Different Type Of Straws -What Is The Cousin Walk? -Cyber Monday -MJ Is Obsessed With His Shorts -What Is Backdoor Browsing -The Simon Cowell Apology -Kristin The Intern Calls -Chloe Calls In -Only Fan Model Goes To Prison For Peeing On Food At Grocery Stores -The Latest On Luigi Mangione -The Oxford Word Of The Year See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.