In this episode of Monkey Baat, we break down Elon Musk’s controversial Nazi salute moment, discuss Trump’s chaotic return, we also dive into Modiji’s upcoming conversation with Lex Fridman and wrap it up with the iconic badassery of Ravikumar. timestamps: 0:00 - elon’s salute: nazi or nah? 10:08 - modi ji x lex: a crossover we didn’t expect 14:06 - badass ravikumar for oscars 20:23 - men are simple creatures 31:00 - would you forgive your bro for sleeping with your girl? 36:56 - weird kinks: from feet to… you don’t want to know 43:55 - outro Connect with us: 👉 Swaraj: https://instagram.com/swaraj_kalita_ 👉 Subham: https://instagram.com/subhamparik Follow Monkey Baat for updates and behind-the-scenes content: 🎙 https://instagram.com/monkeybaatpod

In this episode of Monkey Baat, we dive into Yograj Singh’s outrageous remarks on women and power, hilariously rank the most feminine languages, and debate the tragedy of pretty people. We also tackle modern parenting vs. old-school parenting and explore why people without phones seem so weird. Timestamps: 0:00 - Alpha Intro You Didn’t Ask For 01:05 - Ranking the Most Masculine Languages 10:04 - Yograj Singh’s Alpha Wisdom on Women 17:34 - Hot Gym Girls and the Awkward Gym Story 29:20 - Screen Addiction and the Good Old Days 36:04 - Modern Parenting vs. Old-School Tough Love 48:41 - Why 90 Hours a Week is the Alpha Grind 54:15 - The Most Alpha Outro Yet Connect with us: 👉 Swaraj: https://instagram.com/swaraj_kalita_ 👉 Subham: https://instagram.com/subhamparik Follow Monkey Baat for updates and behind-the-scenes content: 🎙 https://instagram.com/monkeybaatpod

In this episode of Monkey Baat, we talk about Trump’s The Apprentice, ponder what we'd do if we were filthy rich, debate whether prenups should be illegal, and Kalita opens up about his fears. Plus, we’ve got something special for you- our listeners can now be part of Monkey Baat! Tune in for a hilarious, heartfelt, and unpredictable ride you won’t want to miss! Timestamps: 0:00- Gay-Friendly Intro 01:36- Trump’s Film: The Apprentice 05:53- Prenups in India 11:06- Masculine Gays & Booty Shorts 17:24- Gym = Gay? 25:57- Kalita Gets Vulnerable 28:24- If We Were Rich… 33:03- Be On Our Pod! 36:00- Outro Connect with us: 👉 Swaraj: https://instagram.com/swaraj_kalita_ 👉 Subham: https://instagram.com/subhamparik Follow Monkey Baat for updates and behind-the-scenes content: 🎙 https://instagram.com/monkeybaatpod

In this episode of Monkey Baat, we dive into the hot topics making waves right now! We discuss the Atul Subhash Case, unpack the nuances of toxic feminism, debate the fairness of alimony laws, and so much more. Tune in for a candid, thought-provoking conversation you won’t want to miss! Connect with us: 👉 Swaraj: https://instagram.com/swaraj_kalita_ 👉 Subham: https://instagram.com/subhamparik Follow Monkey Baat for updates and behind-the-scenes content: 🎙 https://instagram.com/monkeybaatpod

In this episode of Monkey Baat, we’re back after three months and kicking things off with a bang! We talk about why our parents are the ultimate weirdos, address some unexpected homophobic allegations, and hear all about Swaraj’s wild gay escapade. Plus, we debate the absurdity of couple’s therapy and somehow end up talking about Mike Tyson’s thicc assets. All this and much more in our chaotic comeback episode! Timestamps: 0:00 - we’re back 3:37 - our parents are their own kinda weird 8:21 - addressing homophobic allegations 16:44 - Swaraj’s gay escapades 24:23 - Girls are boring 29:18 - Chivalry is manipulative 37:35 - couple’s therapy is stupid 41:55 - Mike Tyson’s thick black ass v/s Jake Paul 47:22 - outro Our socials: Swaraj: https://instagram.com/swaraj_kalita_ Subham: https://instagram.com/subhamparik Follow the podcast on: https://instagram.com/monkeybaatpod

In this episode of Monkey Baat, we’ve got Udayan Duarah spilling the tea on his strip club misadventures, a surprise hooker detour, his acting career, and the one regret that haunts him. Also, stick around as Udayan drops some serious Rizz lessons! Timestamps: 0:00 – welcome to chaos 00:37 – nepotism…kinda, but not really! 03:38 – Swaraj’s oscar-worthy meltdown 06:59 – Udayan’s wild strip club confessions 24:20 – thought it was disco, ended up with hookers 34:01 – Udayan’s great escape from home 42:45 – the “fu*k my life” call centre saga 45:55 – Udayan - not northeastern enough? 50:19 – biggest regret? you won’t believe this one 57:01 – Udayan’s masterclass on rizzing 1:05:45 – you made it this far? Respect! Our socials: Udayan: https://www.instagram.com/udayanudy Swaraj: https://instagram.com/swaraj_kalita_ Subham: https://instagram.com/subhamparik Follow the podcast on: https://instagram.com/monkeybaatpod

In this episode of Monkey Baat we’ve got Ahiran Sarma, arguably the funniest creator in Assam, we talk about why podcasts suck, our weirdest p*rn stories, comedy, films, his stint with mental health issues, our favourite filmmakers and much more! Timestamps: 0:00 - intro 01:05 - why podcasts suck and why we’re doing one anyway 04:54 - wild world of weird p*rn and confessions 16:58 - Ahiran’s relationship status and is he a cheater 21:12 - to censor or not? The comedy conundrum 30:21 - Ahiran’s top advice for YouTube success 32:38 - Tv and Films’ most twisted moments 38:01 - cringe instagrammers we love 44:04 - Ahiran’s comedy taste 45:32 - showbiz and money 47: 29 - his depressive phase 1:07:40 - Adhorua Morom 1:10:29 - his writing process 1:12:34 - is Ahiran a woman-hater? 1:14:07 - Tamasha plagiarism allegations 1:24:49 - our favourite Tamasha scenes 1:30:45 - Ahiran’s bug dream 1:34:27 - how films on YouTube work? 1:40:26 - our favourite filmmakers 1:43:35 - films on YouTube are loss making 1:50:50 - Maharaja is Bonkers 1:52:21 - fakest outro ever Our socials: Ahiran: https://www.instagram.com/ahiransarma Swaraj: https://instagram.com/swaraj_kalita_ Subham: https://instagram.com/subhamparik Follow the podcast on: https://instagram.com/monkeybaatpod

In this episode of Monkey Baat we talk about how Aboyob built Assam’s Top Podcast, his earnings, the impact of his podcast, discuss our favourite films, the state of media today, hilarious podcast stories, Joe Biden funniest moments and much more! Timestamps: 0:00 - intro 2:42 - gaaliyan and weird names 6:43 - the female attention dilemma 7:53 - the pressure to keep it clean 11:06 - impact of the podcast 15:22 - journalism today - what went wrong? 19:50 - podcast prep 26:01 - funniest podcast experiences 32:25 - Aboyob is a homophobe? 41:11 - earnings revealed 50:56 - Anuv Jain’s Podcast 52:22 - chaotic podcast beginnings 56:05 - discussing our favourite films 1:04:00 - Is legacy media dead? 1:09:33 - pseudo intellectuals are the funniest 1:19:10 - are podcasting courses a scam? 1:23:00 - his advice to us: the good stuff 1:27:15 - Joe Biden’s Funniest Moments 1:28:28 - Tucker Carlson and Samdish 1:32:42 - does India lack a intellectual right wing 1:37:45 - plagiarism in podcasting 1:40:43 - purpose of life finally revealed 1:43:13 - hilarious outro Our socials: Aboyob: https://www.instagram.com/aboyobbhuyan Swaraj: https://instagram.com/swaraj_kalita_ Subham: https://instagram.com/subhamparik Follow the podcast on: https://instagram.com/monkeybaatpod

In this episode of Monkey Baat we talk about India’s Ambani’s Wedding, Trump’s attempted assassination, why vegans suck, Bhansali raising the stakes with impossible beauty standards and much more! Timestamps: 0:00 - intro 1:42 - being proud is delusional 10:33 - Ambani Wedding 25:15 - Donald Trump Is Goated 31:28 - vegans suck 4536 - Bhansali Is obsessed with Whores 59:20 - outro Our socials: Swaraj: https://instagram.com/swaraj_kalita_ Subham: https://instagram.com/subhamparik Follow the podcast on: https://instagram.com/monkeybaatpod

In this episode of Monkey Baat we talk about India’s T20 World Cup, Cricket Stories, girls who like Osho, Birthdays, Bigg Boss and much more! Timestamps: 0:00 - intro 0:24 - India wins WORLD CUP and Cricket stories 28:20 - bonding over misogyny and all wrong things 37:40 - girls who like Osho 42:40 - birthday stories 56:35 - Bigg Boss Ott 3 1:04:23 - outro Our socials: Swaraj: https://instagram.com/swaraj_kalita_ Subham: https://instagram.com/subhamparik Follow the podcast on: https://instagram.com/monkeybaatpod #podcast #monkeybaat #monkeybaatpodcast

In this episode of Monkey Baat we talk about Elections, Kangana getting slapped, Rakhi Sawant's political career, Fake Gurus and much more! Timestamps: 0:00 - intro 0:56 - comedy classics 5:18 - pirated films 11:45 - funny reels and woman hatred 8:17 - election gossip 22:13 - Kangana got slapped 29:45 - democracy is overrated 35:09 - are we sexist? 48:38 - would we f*ck a guy for $1000000 51:42 - fake gurus 1:06:29 - Swaraj’s acting career 1:09:01 - outro Our socials: Swaraj: https://instagram.com/swaraj_kalita_ Subham: https://instagram.com/subhamparik Follow the podcast on: https://instagram.com/monkeybaatpod #podcast #monkeybaat #monkeybaatpodcast

In this episode of Monkey Baat we talk about Muskan Karia, King’s Cannes Interview, road rage stories, Panchayat and more! Timestamps: 0:00 - intro 0:20 - King’s Cannes Interview 2:32 - fat marwadis 4:16 - crazy cheating stories 9:22 - Raveena Tandon hits old lady 11:48 - Subham’s road rage fiasco 30:05 - Panchayat Talk 35:37 - Swaraj molests fat aunty 40:29 - woman molesters 42:39 - would you rather 45:03 - futuristic slut 47:57 - Bukowski 52:00 - Muskan’s Crazy Food Reviews 58:59 - gory videos at 3 in the night Our socials: Swaraj: https://instagram.com/swaraj_kalita_ Subham: https://instagram.com/subhamparik Follow the podcast on: https://instagram.com/monkeybaatpod #podcast #monkeybaat #monkeybaatpodcast

In this episode of Monkey Baat we talk about baby reindeer and our stalking experiences, funerals, Swati Maliwal v/s AAP debacle, Babil khan’s trolling and we also review Madgaon Express. Timestamps: 0:00 - stalkers and baby r*ndi deer 2:57 - Tickler died and funerals 10:58 - we got no social life 14:29 - Madgaon express review 24:35 - All India rank and Kota days 30:09 - psychoanalysing and Pakistani scams 34:31 - Swati Maliwal v/s AAP 37:26 - Is Babil faking it? 41:22 - simping 46:30 - gay validation Our socials: Swaraj: https://instagram.com/swaraj_kalita_ Subham: https://instagram.com/subhamparik Follow the podcast on: https://instagram.com/monkeybaatpod #podcast #monkeybaat #monkeybaatpodcast

In this episode of Monkey Baat we talk about anxiety issues, mental health content, why dogs deserve respect, masculine gays, Trump’s 🍆 and much more! Timestamps: 0:00 - mental health awareness 6:16 - making content outta mental disorders 8:30 - men crying 10:58 - what animal would we be? 12:00 - dogs deserve respect 18:59 - let Swaraj’s dog have some fun 25:17 - hating on Ranveer Allahbadia 29:49 - Trump’s 🍆 30:50 - does god have a sense of humour 32:02 - Subham had a near death experience 34:28 - bitch thoughts 35:33 - Swaraj died 36:54 - hospital adventures 40:24 - guy compliments v/s girl compliments 41:46 - gay characters being introduced in films 42:36 - Subham being homophobic for 10 minutes straight 49:57 - masculine gays 51:40 - cancel culture 54:30 - Tapsee Pannu being a bitch in Soorma 57:15 - handicapped fantasies 58:04 - how to prevent 1:03:36 - some races/communities shouldn’t breed 1:05:49 - girl privilege 1:08:54 - judgemental guests in wedding 1:11:35 - outro Our socials: Swaraj: https://instagram.com/swaraj_kalita_ Subham: https://instagram.com/subhamparik Follow the podcast on: https://instagram.com/monkeybaatpod #podcast #monkeybaat #monkeybaatpodcast

In this episode of Monkey Baat we talk about how CRAZY this IPL season has been going so far, we talk queer films and queer rights, we talk about why we need Trans Cricketers and how Biharis are the Jews of India. Timestamps: 0:00 - corn preferences and paedophilic rights 02:53 - homophobia in Bollywood & queer cinema 25:24 - why we need TRANS Cricketers 29:57 - we love woman ipl 31:22 - Biharis are the Jews of India 40:04 - our misadventures with police 49:56 - This IPL season is crazy Our socials: Swaraj: https://instagram.com/swaraj_kalita_ Subham: https://instagram.com/subhamparik Follow the podcast on: https://instagram.com/monkeybaatpod #podcast #monkeybaat #monkeybaatpodcast

In this episode of Monkey Baat we talk about the recent Rajat Dalal v/s everyone lafda that’s keeping us entertained these days, relationship problems, jerking off stories, Instagram influencers, recent dating failures and much more! Timestamps: 0:00 - Swaraj walks in with gay energy 02:50 - would we do trans 10:51 - non-veg environmentalists 13:16 - in a world full of boys we are gentlemen 17:16 - black magic and dating 25:53 - who do influencers influence 25:57 - Taarak Mehta but NSFW 31:00 - the adventures of jerking off 40:06 - why your relationships suck 53:00 - how to solve relationship problems 1:01:20 - bodybuilder cinematic universe 1:09:00 - Elvish Yadav fiasco and Munawar bowled Sachin 1:12:16 - Logan Paul v/s Mike Tyson Our socials: Swaraj: https://instagram.com/swaraj_kalita_ Subham: https://instagram.com/subhamparik Follow the podcast on: https://instagram.com/monkeybaatpod #podcast #monkeybaat #monkeybaatpodcast

In this episode of Monkey Baat we talk about Anant Ambani and Radhika Merchant's pre wedding, Sharukh's racist remark, our favorite reel templates, fart humor and much more! Timestamps: 0:00 - intro 04:13 - Ambani’s grand pre wedding 17:47 - Shahrukh khan is racist 24:33 - minor life update 30:14 - is Subham sexist? 34:12 - fav reel templates and dance master class 38:00 - fart humour and poem 45:34 - dance master class continued 49:33 - bad advices Our socials: Swaraj: https://instagram.com/swaraj_kalita_ Subham: https://instagram.com/subhamparik Follow the podcast on: https://instagram.com/monkeybaatpod #podcast #monkeybaat #monkeybaatpodcast

In this episode of Monkey Baat we talk about Swaraj’s molestation story, conspiracy theories, UFOs, Aliens, WWE and more. If you're in need of a good laugh, this video is for you! Share your own conspiracy theories in the comments below. Timestamps: 0:00 - intro 1:17 - Swaraj’s molestation story 19:23 - my billion dollar idea 27:44 - conspiracy theories are dumb 32:00 - harr cheez mazak nhi hoti 33:23 - Swaraj offends a girl(again) 39:56 - first ever conspiracy theory 43:22 - Joe Rogan’s Spotify deal is dumb 48:41 - Crazy UFO story 54:29 - OpenAI’s SOROS 57:36 - outro Our socials: Swaraj: https://instagram.com/swaraj_kalita_ Subham: https://instagram.com/subhamparik Follow the podcast on: https://instagram.com/monkeybaatpod #podcast #monkeybaat #monkeybaatpodcast

In this episode of Monkey Baat we talk our funniest dating stories - the best and the worst, dating apps and valentine's day. If you're in need of a good laugh, this video is for you! Share your own dating stories in the comments below. Our socials: Swaraj: https://instagram.com/swaraj_kalita_ Subham: https://instagram.com/subhamparik Follow the podcast on: https://instagram.com/monkeybaatpod #podcast #monkeybaat #monkeybaatpodcast

In this episode of Monkey Baat we share our funniest and most embarrassing school stories! From mishaps in class to pranks gone wrong, we're spilling all the tea in this video. If you're in need of a good laugh, this video is for you! Share your own school stories in the comments below. Our socials: Swaraj: https://instagram.com/swaraj_kalita_ Subham: https://instagram.com/subhamparik Follow the podcast on: https://instagram.com/monkeybaatpod #podcast #monkeybaat #monkeybaatpodcast