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NearlyParents
JamPot Productions
204 episodes
1 week ago

Welcome to NearlyParents – the next chapter in Jamie Laing & Sophie Habboo’s hilarious and heartfelt journey through love, marriage… and now parenthood!


Formerly the hit podcast NewlyWeds, NearlyParents follows Jamie and Sophie as they navigate the beautiful, chaotic, and totally unfiltered road to becoming first-time parents. From pregnancy prep and relationship changes to fertility chats, baby brain, and family fails—no topic is off-limits, and no laugh is held back.


Whether you're expecting a baby, trying to conceive, or just here for the overshares, get ready for:

- Honest convos about the highs and lows of parenthood

- Behind-the-scenes of married life and baby prep

- Big laughs, real emotions, and relatable relationship chaos


 New episodes every week – follow & subscribe on, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Amazon Music, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts!


Sophie and Jamie would love to hear what YOU talk about when you head out for a coffee. Send them a voice note the next time you’re grabbing a drink at Starbucks and they’ll listen to the best ones on the podcast. Just leave your message here: https://www.speakpipe.com/nearlyparents 


Join the NearlyParents community today.

Follow @NearlyParentspodcast | Email: nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk


A JamPot Original podcast.


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Welcome to NearlyParents – the next chapter in Jamie Laing & Sophie Habboo’s hilarious and heartfelt journey through love, marriage… and now parenthood!


Formerly the hit podcast NewlyWeds, NearlyParents follows Jamie and Sophie as they navigate the beautiful, chaotic, and totally unfiltered road to becoming first-time parents. From pregnancy prep and relationship changes to fertility chats, baby brain, and family fails—no topic is off-limits, and no laugh is held back.


Whether you're expecting a baby, trying to conceive, or just here for the overshares, get ready for:

- Honest convos about the highs and lows of parenthood

- Behind-the-scenes of married life and baby prep

- Big laughs, real emotions, and relatable relationship chaos


 New episodes every week – follow & subscribe on, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Amazon Music, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts!


Sophie and Jamie would love to hear what YOU talk about when you head out for a coffee. Send them a voice note the next time you’re grabbing a drink at Starbucks and they’ll listen to the best ones on the podcast. Just leave your message here: https://www.speakpipe.com/nearlyparents 


Join the NearlyParents community today.

Follow @NearlyParentspodcast | Email: nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk


A JamPot Original podcast.


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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NearlyParents
Our funniest moments EVER!!

The end of the year is a perfect time to reflect, so we’re looking back at the FUNNIEST moments of the podcast so far!


Sometimes on the show, Jamie and Sophie get loose (borderline TOO loose) so we’ve collated all their WILDEST bits for your entertainment… 


From accidental headlines to wildly inappropriate conversations, this is Jamie and Sophie at their most unfiltered.  No build-up, no explanations, just the moments that escalated quickly and SOMEHOW still made it online!


Don’t forget, while Jamie and Sophie are taking some time off the podcast, you can still hear Jamie on brand new episodes of Great Company every single week. Just search ‘Great Company’.


And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.


Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73S  


Thanks for listening x

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Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparents

Email: nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcast

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Credits:

Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Producer: Magda Cassidy

Assistant Producer: Alex Reed

Videographer: @jakeji.p

Senior Social Media Manager: Anthony Barter


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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1 week ago
36 minutes 18 seconds

NearlyParents
Jamie and Sophie's Wedding Anniversary

While Jamie and Sophie are spending precious time looking after their new baby Ziggy, we’re re-living some of the best bits of the podcast so far. Today, we’re returning to the final EVER episode of NewlyWeds… it’s Jamie and Sophie’s two-year wedding anniversary special!


The couple reminisce on their lives together; from the moment they first met and their first impressions of each other, to falling in love on Made in Chelsea and getting married. 👰🏼‍♀️ 💖 🤵🏼‍♂️


Jamie and Sophie discuss their highs and lows over the last two years and reflect on what they’ve learned over the last couple of years since tying the knot.

And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.


Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73S  


Thanks for listening x

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Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparents

Email: nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcast

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Credits:

Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Producer: Magda Cassidy

Assistant Producer: Alex Reed

Videographer: @jakeji.p

Senior Social Media Manager: Anthony Barter


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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2 weeks ago
34 minutes 55 seconds

NearlyParents
Our honeymoon revisited! ✈️💖

While Jamie and Sophie soak up those dreamy early newborn days with baby Ziggy, we’re zooming back to relive the first EVER episode of NewlyWeds… the honeymoon special!


Why did Sophie vomit out of her nose? What happened to Jamie’s baggage? And did Sophie accidentally eat dog meat in Panama? 


PLUS, Sophie and Jamie give us all the behind the scenes gossip from the wedding, as they answer your questions.


And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.


Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73S  

Thanks for listening x

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Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparents

Email: nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcast

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Credits:

Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Producers: @jacksuddaby_, @jemimarathbone, Magda Cassidy

Assistant Producers: @maiaadelia.docs, Alex Reed

Videographers: @jamierg99, @jakeji.p

Social Media: @emzchampion, Anthony Barter


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3 weeks ago
46 minutes 14 seconds

NearlyParents
The Wedding Episode 💍

Baby Ziggy is officially here! So, while Sophie and Jamie take some time with their new arrival, we’re looking back at some of their best bits from the pod!


Have your tissues at the ready as Jamie and Sophie get emotional when they revisit all the best bits from their beautiful Spanish wedding. 👰‍♀️🤵‍♂️


Hear all the speeches: the best men, Father of the bride, and of course Jamie’s tear-jerking groom speech. PLUS, we get to hear from some friends and family, recorded live at the wedding, and get a glimpse behind the scenes from the people that were there!


And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.


Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73S  


Thanks for listening x

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Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparents

Email: nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcast

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Credits:

Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Producers: @jacksuddaby_, @jemimarathbone, Magda Cassidy

Assistant Producers: @maiaadelia.docs, Alex Reed

Videographers: @jamierg99, @jakeji.p

Social Media: @emzchampion, Anthony Barter


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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1 month ago
1 hour 2 minutes 3 seconds

NearlyParents
Our first EVER episode | NearlyWeds Throwback

While Jamie and Sophie are off getting ready to welcome Baby Laing into the world, we’re taking a trip down memory lane with a special throwback episode!


This week, we’re revisiting the first EVER episode of NearlyWeds. Jamie shares the moment he realised he was in love with Sophie AND we relive the proposal, including the part where things got seriously HEATED. 🔥


PLUS, the couple reflect on some hilarious MIC era antics and dive deep into the chaos of planning their wedding.


Hope you enjoy this cheeky glimpse into the past! It’s wild to hear how much has changed… and how much really, truly hasn’t.


And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.


Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73S  


Thanks for listening x

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Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparents

Email: nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcast

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Credits:

Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Producer: @jacksuddaby_ & Magda Cassidy

Assistant Producer: Alex Reed

Videographer: @jakeji.p

Social Media: Anthony Barter


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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1 month ago
32 minutes 5 seconds

NearlyParents
Our FINAL episode!

It’s the final episode of NearlyParents! With Sophie heading off on mat leave and Baby Laing arriving soon, it’s time to look back on the highs, the lows, and all the glorious madness in between.  💖


Hold on to your private parts — Sophie spills the tea on her latest pregnancy symptom, lightning crotch ⚡️ — while Jamie tries to wrap his head around how a baby can possibly breathe underwater in the womb!?


The pair take a trip down memory lane as they listen back to the first EVER episode they recorded together, and are nearly brought to tears by some final words of wisdom from friends, family, and a few very special celebrity parents.


PLUS: loads of presents, throwbacks, and one very… unconventional cake. 🍰


And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.


Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73S  


Thanks for listening x

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Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparents

Email: nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcast

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Huge thanks to...

Superfly from ALRMusic: https://www.instagram.com/alrmusic/ https://www.instagram.com/alexleroux1/

Hart Medical: https://hartmedical.co.uk/ https://www.instagram.com/hart.medical/

UK Bungee Club: https://ukbungee.co.uk/ https://www.instagram.com/ukbungee/

Cakes by Devine Bakes: https://www.instagram.com/devine_bakes/

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Credits:

Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Producer: Magda Cassidy

Assistant Producer: Lydia Brownell & Alex Reed

Videographer: @jakeji.p

Social Media: Anthony Barter


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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1 month ago
41 minutes 11 seconds

NearlyParents
Will we FINALLY have s*x?! 🥵

It’s our second-to-last episode before Baby Laing arrives, and things are as chaotic as ever! 🧸


Jamie’s under pressure to finally pass his driving test, Sophie’s battling intense pregnancy cravings, and the two of them get into a very serious discussion about why Sophie absolutely will NOT share her placenta pills with anyone. From Sophie’s brutal midnight leg cramps to Jamie’s truly unhinged approach to packing the hospital bag, nothing is off limits.


PLUS, the pair debate whether Jamie should try Sophie’s breast milk, uncover the joy of adult nappies, and attempt to figure out the logistics of having s*x at nine months pregnant (spoiler: there is no elegant way).


And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.


Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73S  


Thanks for listening x

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Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparents

Email: nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcast

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Credits:

Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Producer: Magda Cassidy

Assistant Producer: Lydia Brownell

Videographer: @jakeji.p

Social Media: Anthony Barter


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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1 month ago
37 minutes 22 seconds

NearlyParents
Sophie and Jamie send Jemima on a Bumble date! 🐝🍯 Bonus episode!

In this bonus episode, Jamie and Sophie send Producer Jemima on a Bumble date! 💛


Sophie swears she’s never used a dating app, and now that she’s married, she’s realised that ship has probably sailed. So, she’s living vicariously through Jemima — while Jamie (of course) takes it upon himself to be the resident dating expert.


Jamie and Sophie swap dating stories, compare notes on the perfect date, and listen to some JUICY pre- and post-date voice notes between Jemima and her match, Jack. PLUS, Jemima spills the tea on how the date went… and whether there’ll be a round two 👀


This episode is sponsored by Bumble.


Thanks for listening x

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Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparents

Email: nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcast

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Credits:

Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Producer: Magda Cassidy

Assistant Producer: Lydia Brownell

Videographer: @jakeji.p

Social Media: Anthony Barter


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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1 month ago
27 minutes 24 seconds

NearlyParents
Jamie and Sophie NAME the baby!

The countdown to Baby Laing is officially on — and Jamie and Sophie are finally discussing baby names… though not before things go hilariously off track!


Jamie’s still not beating the Botox allegations, Sophie’s wondering if supernatural attraction might actually be a thing, and somehow they find themselves knee-deep in open marriages, hall passes, and bedroom icks.


PLUS, the pair channel their inner Lily Allen to write their own revenge albums, Jamie reveals a very intimate pregnancy symptom Sophie’s been dealing with, and there’s a very special surprise for one Nearly Parents listener.


And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.


Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73S  


Thanks for listening x

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Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparents

Email: nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcast

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Credits:

Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Producer: Magda Cassidy

Assistant Producer: Lydia Brownell

Videographer: @jakeji.p

Social Media: Anthony Barter


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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1 month ago
37 minutes 7 seconds

NearlyParents
Psychic PREDICTS gender of our children?!

It’s Jamie’s BIRTHDAY and Sophie’s back with all the chaos, charm and (slightly questionable) singing. The pair celebrate Jamie's big day in style...from school day memories to Sophie trying out a reflexologist’s rather unusual comfort position. PLUS, a very emotional psychic reading.


There are birthday gifts, a heartfelt poem, and some touchingly sweet listener messages. Oh, and Jamie’s still bragging about being a ‘God at sport’…obviously.


And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.


Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents!

https://www.whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73S


Book your complimentary Mamas & Papas Buying for Baby appointment: https://bit.ly/4nmL4tS


Don’t forget Jamie’s book ‘Boys Don’t Cry’ is out now!


Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparents

Email: nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcast

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Credits:

Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Producer: Magda Cassidy

Videographer: @jakeji.p

Social Media: Anthony Barter


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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2 months ago
45 minutes 29 seconds

NearlyParents
Proudlock on Parenthood...and the Paranormal?!

With Sophie very pregnant and taking a well-earned break, Jamie’s best mate Proudlock steps in for a chaotic, heartfelt, and slightly spooky Halloween special.


And it’s a very special episode as it’s Proudlock’s 50th birthday! Proudlock gets real about life with two kids, the sleepless nights, the patience-testing tantrums, and the overwhelming love, that makes him tear up.


ALSO, we dive into hospital bag essentials, umbilical cord etiquette and spooky listener stories!


And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.


Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73S  


Don’t forget Jamie‘s book ‘Boys Don’t cry’ is out now.


Thanks for listening x

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Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparents

Email: nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcast

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Credits:

Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Producer: Magda Cassidy

Assistant Producer: Rhoda Abrokwa

Videographer: @jakeji.p

Social Media: Anthony Barter


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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2 months ago
42 minutes 44 seconds

NearlyParents
GK Barry & Ella Rutherford: From Flirty DMs to MARRIAGE?!

It’s Sophie’s birthday, and Jamie’s throwing her the ultimate bash! Joining the chaos are none other than the iconic GK Barry and Ella Rutherford. Expect surprises, ridiculous gifts, and maybe even a visit from Paul Wesley 👀


GK and Ella open up about their whirlwind romance from flirty DMs to moving in after the first date. Plus, GK spills the tea on life as a WAG, and the couple reveal whether marriage and kids might be on the cards…


But that’s not all Sophie’s discovering her psychic powers, while Jamie’s trying to solve the most pressing mystery of all... why does he keep smelling farts?! 💨


Get ready for pure birthday chaos 🎂💥


And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.


Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73S  


Don't forget to pre-order Jamie's new book, Boys Don't Cry, coming out in October 2025! https://boysdontcry.co.uk/


Thanks for listening x

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Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparents

Email: nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcast

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Credits:

Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Producer: Magda Cassidy

Assistant Producer: Rhoda Abrokwa

Videographer: @jakeji.p

Social Media: Anthony Barter


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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2 months ago
47 minutes 24 seconds

NearlyParents
Jamie delivers a BABY!? 👶

This week, Jamie and Sophie are joined by Midwife Pip for a crash course in childbirth. Brace yourselves for chaos, confusion, and (hopefully) no fainting as Pip guides Jamie through the ultimate hands-on childbirth simulation. Will he rise to the challenge… or need his own epidural by the end of it?


ALSO, Sophie is furious with Jamie for keeping her up all night with his whining, Jamie forces Sophie to take a maths test, and the couple meet a new neighbour who might just be a ghost!? 👻


PLUS, the pair go head-to-head in a Mr & Mrs challenge where Jamie spills the tea on secret snogs with TOWIE cast members, and rate each-other’s skills in the bedroom. 💋


And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.


Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73S  


Don't forget to pre-order Jamie's new book, Boys Don't Cry, coming out in October 2025! https://boysdontcry.co.uk/


Thanks for listening x

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Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparents

Email: nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcast

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Thanks to Midwife Pip for joining us!

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/midwife_pip/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@midwifepip

Website: https://www.midwifepip.com

Book: https://www.midwifepip.com/midwife-pip-books

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Credits:

Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Producer: Magda Cassidy

Assistant Producer: Rhoda Abrokwa

Videographer: @jakeji.p

Social Media: Anthony Barter


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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2 months ago
40 minutes 44 seconds

NearlyParents
Jamie vs. the LABOUR SIMULATOR ⚡🚨

This week, things get painfully real. Sophie straps Jamie into a labour simulator — and let’s just say, he might finally understand why women deserve every snack, foot rub, and gold medal going. Will he tough it out like a hero, or crumble faster than you can say “contractions”?


ALSO, Sophie’s dreaming of a cervical sweep, Jamie’s OBSESSED with breast milk, and we get a graphic description of Sophie’s bits. You’ve been warned.


PLUS, the couple reminisce about their wild Freshers Week partying, and Sophie doesn’t hold back telling Jamie he’s absolutely not ready for parenthood.


And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.


Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73S  


Don't forget to pre-order Jamie's new book, Boys Don't Cry, coming out in October 2025! https://boysdontcry.co.uk/


Thanks for listening x

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Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparents

Email: nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcast

—

Credits:

Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Producer: Magda Cassidy

Assistant Producer: Rhoda Abrokwa

Videographer: @jakeji.p

Social Media: Anthony Barter


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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3 months ago
37 minutes 26 seconds

NearlyParents
Jamie and Sophie have PHONE S*X!

This week, things get SAUCY as Jamie and Sophie dial up the heat and try phone s*x for the very first time! Expect clumsy dirty talk, questionable role play, dodgy accents - and Sophie seriously considering divorce. 📞💦


Plus, Sophie CRIES over Jamie’s freshly bleached hair, and reveals which band she wants performing live on the labour ward while she gives birth. 


ALSO, the couple accidentally crash a nightclub, Sophie is STILL constipated, and Jamie quizzes her on what “s*x-adjacent” activities she’d be up for during pregnancy… leading to a shocking confession that might just be their wildest yet. 👀


And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.


Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73S  


Don't forget to pre-order Jamie's new book, Boys Don't Cry, coming out in October 2025! https://boysdontcry.co.uk/


Thanks for listening x

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Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparents

Email: nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcast

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Credits: Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Producer: Magda Cassidy

Assistant Producer: Rhoda Abrokwa

Videographer: @jakeji.p

Social Media: Anthony Barter


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3 months ago
35 minutes 18 seconds

NearlyParents
Jamie’s fingers slip somewhere SHOCKING

This week, Jamie and Sophie are joined by doula extraordinaire Poppy Child, who swoops in with some much-needed wisdom — and the occasional reality check. 


From breathing tips to contraction hacks, Poppy talks them through the A–Z of surviving childbirth. PLUS, Poppy gives Jamie a live tutorial in perineal massage — but will Jamie’s enthusiasm score him top of the class, or just a pain in Sophie’s derrière? 🍑 Brace yourselves... it’s about to get weird. 


ALSO, the couple have a scandalous sex update and a heated debate about which positions they’ll try next time they do the deed. 👀 


OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.


Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73S  


Don't forget to pre-order Jamie's new book, Boys Don't Cry, coming out in October 2025! https://boysdontcry.co.uk/


And say Cooey to Producer Ewie! https://www.tiktok.com/@cooeyewie


Thanks for listening x

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Credits: Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Producer: Magda Cassidy

Assistant Producer: Rhoda Abrokwa

Videographer: @jakeji.p

Social Media: Anthony Barter


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3 months ago
43 minutes 52 seconds

NearlyParents
Would Jamie and Sophie be SWINGERS?

Jamie straps on a baby bump for a day to TRY and understand Sophie’s struggle, but Sophie is NOT impressed. Meanwhile, Sophie decides she is going to pack her bags and live in SILENCE. 


And just when you thought things couldn’t get wilder, Sophie and Jamie decide it’s time to spice things up and maybe try out swinging!


And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk,

SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.


And join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73S  


Thanks for listening x


Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparents

Email: nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcast



Credits: Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Producer: Magda Cassidy

Assistant Producer: Rhoda Abrokwa

Videographer: @jakeji.p

Social Media: Anthony Barter


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3 months ago
42 minutes 58 seconds

NearlyParents
Sophie and Jamie set up BLIND dates! Bonus episode!

In this special bonus episode, we shake things up with a Speed Dating Special! Jamie and Sophie are joined by some very special guests, all on the hunt for love.


You’ll get a sneak peak into these REAL first dates, with fun first impressions, and LOTS of unexpected moments. Will sparks fly or will it all…flop?


Sophie and Jamie share their words of wisdom when it comes to navigating the dating scene. Is being too sweet a dealbreaker? Have the NearlyParents met a new family member?! And has Sophie stumbled across a brand-new love herself?


This episode is sponsored by Audible.

 

Thanks for listening x


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Email: nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcast

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Credits:

Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Producer: Magda Cassidy

Assistant Producer: Rhoda Abrokwa

Videographer: @jakeji.p

Social Media: Anthony Barter


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3 months ago
33 minutes 20 seconds

NearlyParents
Sophie EXPOSES Jamie’s p*nis to the nation!!!

Jamie is MORTIFIED when he discovers that Sophie has revealed his private parts…to the WHOLE country. But the big questions is...will Jamie start an OnlyFans? 👀


After Sophie apologises, she's horrified when she discovers just how big the baby's head could be. And she REVEALS all of her wildest pregnancy cravings.


PLUS, the couple do a deep dive on their biggest icks. And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.

 

Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73S  

 

Thanks for listening x


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TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparents

Email: nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk

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Credits:

Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Producer: Magda Cassidy

Assistant Producer: Rhoda Abrokwa

Videographer: @jakeji.p

Social Media: Anthony Barter


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4 months ago
36 minutes 52 seconds

NearlyParents
Katherine Ryan's vulva turns BLUE

This Week on NearlyParents, Jamie and Sophie are joined by the INCREDIBLE Katherine Ryan.


Katherine is brutally honest about what Jamie and Sophie have to look forward to in their parenting journey. From sleepless nights to the changing colour of her vulva, Katherine ‘s revelations TERRIFY Jamie and Sophie. 😨


Katherine also shares her connection to Rihanna and shares top tips for navigating a relationship while raising a small child.


And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.


And join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBW...


Listen to Katherine’s new show, Write Me Dirty, where two comedians write FILTHY fiction about each other. OUT NOW!


Thanks for watching x


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Email: nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcast

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Credits:

Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Producer: Magda Cassidy

Assistant Producer: Rhoda Abrokwa

Videographer: @jakeji.p

Social Media: Anthony Barter


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4 months ago
45 minutes

NearlyParents

Welcome to NearlyParents – the next chapter in Jamie Laing & Sophie Habboo’s hilarious and heartfelt journey through love, marriage… and now parenthood!


Formerly the hit podcast NewlyWeds, NearlyParents follows Jamie and Sophie as they navigate the beautiful, chaotic, and totally unfiltered road to becoming first-time parents. From pregnancy prep and relationship changes to fertility chats, baby brain, and family fails—no topic is off-limits, and no laugh is held back.


Whether you're expecting a baby, trying to conceive, or just here for the overshares, get ready for:

- Honest convos about the highs and lows of parenthood

- Behind-the-scenes of married life and baby prep

- Big laughs, real emotions, and relatable relationship chaos


 New episodes every week – follow & subscribe on, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Amazon Music, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts!


Sophie and Jamie would love to hear what YOU talk about when you head out for a coffee. Send them a voice note the next time you’re grabbing a drink at Starbucks and they’ll listen to the best ones on the podcast. Just leave your message here: https://www.speakpipe.com/nearlyparents 


Join the NearlyParents community today.

Follow @NearlyParentspodcast | Email: nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk


A JamPot Original podcast.


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