“Amuse-Bouche” – October 20th 2020 We're Back After a few weeks of weddings, quarantines, and COVID tests (that some of us seem to like) Nightcap’s Amuse Bouche’ segments return to catch up on the media/pop culture we missed during the week. On this episode Matt and Jonathan ponder the influx of vomit on primetime, becoming pig daddies, and wonder if woodchucks are even a real creature?  Matt is taking our Podcast money to funnel it into the ABC Games lineup. To fuel his problem, please remember tog to rate, review, subscribe, and listen on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, and more! We could always use a chute for the recording studio!  Tonight, on the Marquee: Shut Up Weeb! – Blue Exorcist T.V. Court – Holey Moley 2, The Weakest Link, Who Wants to Be A Millionaire?, Card Sharks, Supermarket Sweep, King of the Hill, Lovecraft Country, Big British Bake Off, RuPaul's Drag Race: Holland, Dragula: Resurrection, Difficult People, and Fargo. Movie Phone – The Devil All the Time, The Clovehitch Killer, and Onward. Troddin the Boards – In the Green Disc Jockeys – Jessie Ware, Sufjan Stevens, Fleet Foxes, and Jay Electronica. Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads

  Our name is Nightcaps at the Theater and we’re here to party. Just before we head off into the spooky season, we have to make a pitstop in Okinawa to pick up Hattori Hanzo steel. With Kill Bill: Volume 1 we seek out our red-tinted vengeance against The Deadly Viper Assassination Squad, all while severing arms, heads, and dancing to the 5,6,7,8's. Part 1 of this bloody affair really makes us want to wiggle our big toes. If you have anything else to say now if the f&*kin time! Bang, Bang! This podcast shot us down. Charlie Brown lookalikes recommend you rate, review, and subscribe to the podcast on Stitcher, Podbean, Apple Podcasts, and More! That’s what you get for f*^king around with the Yakuza! Go home to your mother! Tonight, on the Marquee: Silly podcast hosts like to watch Kill Bill: Volume 1 Can’t Whistle…Matt Got Ya. Take a Shot for Every “Foot Shot” or “Iconic/Homage” Kill Bill X Chicago Trauma. Deadly Viper Assassination Squad Names. Post Corona Greetings…Revenge!   Oren X Beatrix BFFs. Got ______ Like Uma Thurman. Matt Cabrera’s 72 Hour Swords. Graceful Badass. Charlie Brown. Gratuitous Amounts of Violence, Poor Little Axe Guy.   “Blank Check and Paper Little Rascals Bonds!”   “B*&ches = “Ruffly Half of Dogs.” “Not on Your Life…No” – The Whole Bloody Affair. “Why not Cap it Off” – Nightcaps Mantra. “Please Use My Pussy Wagon!” “Klingon Proverbs from Slithering Slick.” – Matt Joins the DVAS. “Love Him and His Feats.” “Waiting for the Moment to Kill”- Jonathan Waiting to Kill.   “No Blood on the Udon Bowl.” “Pizza is a Commodity.” Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G 

  “Amuse-Bouche” – September 19th ,2020 It’s a smorgasbord on tonight’s Amuse Bouche, our longest yet, but don’t let that deter you! Jonathan, Mark, and Matt are back to share what pop culture they have experienced over the summer. Nightcaps at the Theater returns to visit “Wacky/Silly Town.” Right in between Flavor and Lazy Town, that is where you’ll find us. If we jump the shark and go overtime, don’t blame us. Or we will give you a thrashing. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly? Which host is which? Don’t drop out of t Kindergarten! Rate, review, subscribe, and listen on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher. Trust, our gills are portrayed by Patton Oswald. Kick Flip ya way to Flavor Town! Gas, Gas, Gas, Step on the Gas! Tonight, on the Marquee: Shut Up Weeb! – King of the Hill, Infinity Train, Harley Quinn, Transformers: War for Cybertron, Aggretsuko, Batman: Mask of the Phantasm, & Pokémon: Sun & Moon. T.V. Court – The Sopranos, NOS4A2, Pen15, RuPaul’s Drag Race Canada/Netherlands, Ratched, Lovecraft Country, John Oliver: Last Week Tonight, High Score, & The Boys. Movie Phone – Mulan, I’m Thinking of Ending Things, Unpregnant, Pennies from Heaven, The Baby Sitter: Killer Queen, Double Platinum, Doctor Sleep. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, The Karate Kid (1984), Mean Streets, Stand and Deliver, Pride & Prejudice, Shaft, Initial D, Moonlight, 5,100, The Vast of Night, Project Power, The Florida Project, The Devil All the Time, #Alive, & Cuties. Troddin the Boards – Hamilton Disc Jockeys – Chloe X Halle, Verzuz, Lady Gaga’s “911” Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G

  (Fart Noise) Sorry…Pardon us…we just (Fart Noise) don’t know exactly where or who we are? (Fart Noise) Maybe you can help us, we used to be the hosts of a movie podcast entitled (Fart Noise) Nightcaps at the Theater …we don’t think we were the best movie recap podcast, but we sure had heart! Anyways we think we are (Fart Noise) watching the A24 joint Swiss Army Man, tonight. No volleyballs present. Please join us for a romantic journey (Fart Noise) signaling the end of the summer and (Fart Noise) pardon the smell, we really mean well. “Fart” Your Engines. Listen, rate, review, and subscribe to our musical and cultural podcast on Stitcher, Podbean, Apple Podcasts, and More! Word to the Wise Daniel Radcliffe makes an excellent “Multi-Purpose Tool Guy” Tonight, on the Marquee: Flatulence and Friendship? We Watch Swiss Army Man! Tom Hanks Adjacent, Breaking Matt’s Rule. Fart Your Engines. 4-D Fart Rumble. Daniel Radcliffe and the Real Daniel Radcliffe. Best Cold Open in Cinema? In Your Head or an Episode of GLEE? This Phone Doesn’t Exist. “Jack Shack.” B69s? Laura Dern. Boner Compass. Lil’ John Always There. Engineering Degree. Indie Drivel and Animatronic Bears. Not on the Newark Bus! A “Faht.” And Too Much Crack? “Matthew Perry on the Pod.”   “Turn Down for What.” – In Whispers. “A Movie that Stans Dans…” “Fartist Aspirations.” – Dream Big Kid. “Fart is Dead” – Nietzsche “Nightcaps Cares.” – Sure Jan. Filming a Mayo Commercial. “Thank God for Hostess.” “Would a Cork Stop a Fart?” – What has Jon Done? “70% Creepy 30% Charming.” “Scene From The Revenant.” Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G 

“Amuse-Bouche” – August 22, 2020 Tonight, on Nightcap’s Amuse Bouche’s “Unofficial Official 100th Episode” and the special festivities include the following: The rebirth of AMC, Terrible and Less Terrible Impressions, the ponderings of a Jonah & and the Whale Rock Opera & More. Well, I got it! Can we have another take on that? The shower head just exploded off the wall and nearly killed me… This podcast runs on radioactive butter and one way that you keep our glowing gums going is by remembering to rate, review, subscribe, and listen on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, and more! Choo Choo, butterf*&kers! Tonight, on the Marquee: Shut Up Weeb! – Hazbin Hotel, Harley Quinn, Infinity Train, and King of the Hill. T.V. Court – RuPaul’s Drag Race: Canada, The Comeback, The Sopranos, NOS4A2, Lovecraft Country, Last Week Tonight, and America’s Got Talent. Movie Phone – An American Pickle, and In the Mood for Love Troddin the Boards – The Story of Johnah Disc Jockeys – Miley Cyrus Midnight Sky, Show Pony, and Dinner Party Freeze Tag. Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads

Get the liquor and the weed out, and we will provide you with one Silly Symphony on tonight’s Nightcaps at the Theater. If you like suggestive hippos and dinosaurs getting iced to the tune of classical music, then tonight’s episode is for you, as we watch Disney’s 1940 classic Fantasia. With the movie that Matt deemed “a bore” can Jonathan win him over with the power of music and animation? For Dolby, or death do us part? What are you on? Listen, rate, review, and subscribe to our musical and cultural podcast on Stitcher, Podbean, Apple Podcasts, and More! That’s a fish! No, that’s a horse! Either way take a chance! Tonight, on the Marquee: Walt Disney shares his Symphony Sympathy in Fantasia.   Drive Ins, Dives, and Dying. As Quick and Painful as I Can…Wasting Time Together. Without This, There May be No Dolby! The Decline of the West. Schwander the Bagpiper. Lazy Subtitles, Shape, Curvature, and Velocity. Disney Butts. The First Disney Live Action Remake Train wreck. Coding with Brooms. La Vie En Dinosaur/WorldStar.   Best Little Centwhore House. THICC Well Built Animals. “Drew Barrymore as E.T.” “Who was Makin Anime Movies in 1940?” – I Bet it A’int Me! “Dick Huemer … yes, that is his name.” “These Aren’t Good Titles.” “It’s Almost Like Baby Driver.”   “Are These Mushrooms Racist?”  “Wet Ass Goldfish...Playing Koi.”  “I Liked the Zeus Stuff…”  “#FreetheNipple.”  “Subsume?”   Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G 

“Amuse-Bouche” – August 8th, 2020 An Amuse Bouche that is actually bite sized?!? Well, I’ll be danged! Not to say that we have less pop culture to see, but with the quarantine we have practically merged into our couches. On this episode we play “Is that Bad Writing?” to disastrous results and prepare some painful puns. Ever have trouble identifying Keirsten Dunst from Kristen Bell? Then have we got a pneumonic for you! It’s sure to be “good.” Cut into us humans and discover that we are still cake. Please remember to rate, review, subscribe, and listen on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, and more! Who do you think we are “Techno-Gatsby?” Tonight, on the Marquee: Shut Up Weeb! – King of the Hill, Summer Camp Island, Harley Quinn, and SpongeBob: Anime. T.V. Court – Succession, To Tell the Truth, RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars/Drag Race Canada, The Babysitter’s Club, NOS4A2, and At Home with Amy Sedaris. Movie Phone – Palm Springs, Emma, Lady in a Cage, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Showgirls Troddin the Boards – N/A. Disc Jockeys – Los Campesinos!, MARUV, HAIM, Jessie Ware’s What’s Your Pleasure, and Taylor Swift’s Folklore. Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G

Get out your binoculars and plaster casts, it’s time to spy on some of the neighbors. Nightcaps at the Theater is channeling our inner voyeur in Alfred Hitchcock’s 1954 mystery thriller Rear Window.  What’s more intriguing then the lives that go on right in sight of your apartment window? Grace Kelly may look like a million bucks and have a lobster dinner all ready, but have you seen what those newlyweds are doing next door? You think anyone will notice this fourteen-foot camera lens I just bought? Ah, just swirl your brandy and look at all the lonely people.   Are they playing that song? You know that one! Lisa! No…it’s just another episode of Nightcaps at the Theater. Well, while you are here don’t forget to listen, rate, review, and subscribe to our provocative little peeping tom of a podcast on Stitcher, Podbean, Apple Podcasts, and More!   Tonight, on the Marquee: It Had to Be Murder …. Stop peeking! It’s Rear Window. Breaking the Nightcaps Inflation Calculator. Embracing Your Inner Voyeur. 1950s Fast Talking One Liners. Fish Heads and Rice? Don’t Joke About That! New Kinks Being Born. A Detective’s Hard Day At Work. Swirling Brandy: A Master Glass. Pregaming with Misses Lonely Hearts. Landlords…got that Sh*t Done. That One Song and View Masters. Not Stella’s First Murder.   “Like a Fart in the Wind.” – Meme Culture “You need a Jimmy Stewart Impression to get on this podcast.” “Put that Camera Down!” Grace Kelly “too perfect” or Fight Club Operator. “It’s Lisa not Lizah!” “Didn’t Murder My Wife Laundry.” “This Dog’s Neck’s Been Snapped.” – Death of the Accomplice.” “Who Needs A Gun When You Got Flash Bulbs?”   Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads

“Amuse-Bouche” – July 11, 2020 No pina colada slushies or turkey fat on tonight’s Nightcaps, adjacent Amuse Bouche Episode, but there is more pop culture than you can shake a First Cow at. On this podcast, we think King of the Hill is a live-action series, Requiem for a Dream is a feel-good film and that car alarms should sound off 24/7. Want more hot takes, then tune in and if you disagree…something will happen, we suppose. Please remember to rate, review, subscribe, and listen on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, and more! And whenever or wherever you do it, there better be some f%^kin ziti! Tonight, on the Marquee: Shut Up Weeb! – Adventure Time: Distant Lands, Close Enough, Looney Tunes, & The God of High-school T.V. Court – King of the Hill, Barry, Succession, Killing Eve, Celebrity: Family Feud, Creepshow, NOS4A2, At Home with Amy Sedaris, I’ll Be Gone in the Dark, RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars, Canada Drag Race, Legendary, Dark, The Baby Sitter’s Club, & The Sopranos Movie Phone – Palm Springs, First Cow, Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga & Requiem for a Dream Troddin the Boards – Hamilton Disc Jockeys – My Morning Jacker, Sufjan Stevens “America” Father John Misty Anthem + 3 Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads

  You got a Golden Ticket and you can finally step into Nightcaps at the Theater’s chocolaty recording studio! Tonight, Mark whisks us off to the land of Oompah Loompas and Snozzberries in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory. The crazed chocolatier has a plan to find a pure protégé., but in order to benefit he has to bump off a few brats in the process. If you are a fan then settle in with a Scrumdiddlyumptous Wonka Bar. If you haven’t seen this one, don’t worry. You probably still know more of what to expect…when compared to the cast. Now, run home listener, as fast as you can to your nearest podcast platform and listen. There's no earthly way of knowing, which direction we are going, unless you decide to listen to our sweet little podcast on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, and More. Just like the candy man, you can make the sun rise, and sprinkle it with dew…just mind the chocolate river. Tonight, on the Marquee: Going over the Moon in Ecstasy with Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory. How the Chocolate gets Made. In the Hotel Room with Roald Dahl. Chocolate Porn and Opal Uncut Gems. Candyman Bill says “The First Hit is Free.” Kindly Knife Tinkerer and Wonka’s Penchant for Poetry. The Gum is Still in Play. Dark Candy Timeline. ½ the Movie to Get to the Damn Chocolate Factory. I Can Feel It Running Down My Throat. Grandpa Joe Goin to Town on A Wall. How Unsafe was this Set?   “America f*&cked up Guys.”   “Nes tell… Mind the accent.” “The Kiss Before the Chip.” Hershey and Big Chocolate. “Ya Momma so Poor, She Can’t Afford Free Candy.” “Hey Cornelia, Sweetie.” “Calculating Percent LIVE.” “Jonathan Jaded for Winning the Prize of a Lifetime.” “Why is this Nightmare Riverboat Ride a Thing?” “Burp or Die.” Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Hangover” by Dee Yan-Key

“Amuse-Bouche” – June 28th 2020 Did someone ring the Dinkster? … No, it’s just us at Nightcaps at the Theater with another week of pop culture references in our Amuse Bouche segment. Tonight, we discuss tax refunds, floors that may or may not be made out of lava, and bad band break ups. If you want a tasty game show treaty or maybe a cannibalistic late snack, this is the podcast for you. Remember to rate, review, listen, and subscribe to our humble little podcast on Stitcher, Podbean, iTunes, Spotify, and More! If you forget you might meet a certain Anne with an E fan in a dark alley with a lead pipe. Shut Up Weeb! – Adventure Time: Distant Lands, Dorohedoro, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Pokémon, and Ghost in the Shell. T.V. Court – RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars, Legendary, Dark, Anne with an An “E”, At Home with Amy Sedaris, The Floor is Lava, NOS4A2, Community, Fleabag, Killing Eve, Barry, Family Feud, Holey Moley, To Tell the Truth, Don’t, Eric Andre: Legalize Everything, and Hannibal Movie Phone – The Host, Doctor Sleep, Dogville, Fanny and Alexander, Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga, and An Evening With Beverly Luff Linn Troddin the Boards – A Midsummer Night’s Dream and Hamilton. Disc Jockeys – Dirty Projectors. Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Hangover” by Dee Yan-Key

  What’s better than a little isolation? Well, us hosts here, at Nightcaps at the Theater don’t recommend kinky games with scumbags in the middle of nowhere…wait did you say Kobe Beef is involved…tempting, but no dice. Tonight, we look at Mike Flanagan’s Netflix adaptation of Daddy King’s Gerald’s Game. This movie will have you recall memories from a traumatic past, shiver violently at that Midnight Cowboy glancing at you from the dark corner of your room, and you can forget about sleeping … we got work to do pumpkin! It’ll be a Total Eclipse of the Heart but, Mr. Bright Eyes, please don’t turn around. Hey Mr. Sandman bring us a dream…and while you are at it don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to us on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, etc! What are ya waitin for? The next eclipse? Tonight, on the Marquee: “I could get out of those handcuffs if I tried, Sure Jan.” We are watching Gerald’s Game. Not Kinky …” Kingy.” The Gerald’s Game with Lindsay Lohan and One Muppet. Why not Maine? Because… George Costanza as Jessie. Dog/Cat Eating Owner Time Limit. Break Me Off A Piece of that Flesh of Gerald’s Arm. The “Swing/Bench.” Suck Dem Toes. Daddy King and Joe as a Test Subject. Loving the “Degloving.” “Love Life…is the Same as it Was”   “Jerry…Arnold…Stoop Kid’s Game.” “The Fact that Mike Flanagan didn’t do Pet Semetary.” – Jonathan was Gooped. “Hm.” - Matt’s Initial Review  Cohen, Duffer, or Duplass? “What’s Reading?” Stephen King = Good Shit. “No Thank You, Not Interested.” – Moonlight Man Selling Time Shares. “ “I Don’t f*&ks with “Yeppers.” “Rosanne Barr Excuse.” Jonathan Drunkenly Explaining Ka. Scooby Says “Ru Ran Ru Rit!” Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G 

“Amuse-Bouche” – June 13th, 2020 Today we preach about the dangers of Warhammmer 40K, ultimate tag, and landmines on another Amuse-Bouche pop culture segment. We may still be in quarantine, but that can’t stop us from watching the highest of the highs and the lowest of the lows. Pick your guts up off the floor! Artemis Fowl can’t be that bad…or can it? We are gonna need an extra bottle for this one. Th-that that don’t kill us, can only make us stranger. But a few new listeners certainly wouldn’t hurt. Please remember to rate, review, subscribe, and listen on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, and more! If you don’t leave this episode knowing what the Scoville Scale is, then we have failed you. Tonight, on the Marquee: Shut Up Weeb! – Cardcaptor Sakura, Warhammer 40k Ultra Marines, The Midnight Gospel, Akira, and Teasing Master Takagi-san T.V. Court – ABC Summer of Fun and Games, Who Wants to Be A Millionaire, Holey Moley, Ultimate Tag, Family Feud, To Tell the Truth, Don’t, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, King of the Hill, Rupaul’s Drag Race All Stars, Legendary, Killing Eve, At Home with Amy Sedaris, What We Do in the Shadows, Star Wars: Temple Challenge, and Dave Chappelle’s 8:46 Movie Phone – Brink of Life, Autumn Sonata, The Killing of a Sacred Deer, Da 5 Bloods, and Artemis Fowl. Troddin the Boards – N/A Disc Jockeys – Run the Jewels RTJ4 Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads

  Put on your Sunday Clothes and get out your Buy and Serve brand Cupcake in a Cup! Tonight on Nightcaps at the Theater we are blasting off with the 2008 Pixar classic Wall-E. Where roaches never looked so lovable, big baby is the new dress code, and we can all romantically watch as the world burns. Support us on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and More. Can’t you agree we all work as hard as M-O? If you want to show your appreciation make sure you listen, rate, and subscribe to us on most podcasting platforms, we won’t forget your patronage when the robo-revolution/microwave uprising eventually comes. Tonight, on the Marquee: That darn little robot that could…it’s Wall-E! Pixar’s Sights and Sounds, in Space. Presto said “Bunny Rights!” Brooklyn hasn’t changed… Horses as Dogs or Roaches with Personality? The Nightcaps “Creamies.” Big Babies on Life Support. The Story of Sh*tbot. One Flew Over the Robot’s Nest. Computer Mice Mouse Bots the Wall-As. The Microwave Finally Gets Mark.   “A Vast, Empty Desolate Wasteland…Does he mean Jersey?” “Plying the panda with Dumplings…” “Crying in the Self-Isolation Club.” ”What is that paper made of?” “That Robot F&*ks.” Bein a B*&tch, Eatin out of Cups.” “It was Supposed to be a 3 Hour Tour.” “I was Born in this Crib and I’ll Die in this Crib.”   Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads

“Amuse-Bouche” – May 30th, 2020 Welcome, welcome, welcome to another Nightcaps at the Theater, sponsored Amuse-Bouche segment, where we are all the man who snuck into an AMC Theater to live out their intimate quarantine dreams. We do this podcast…for comedy, first and foremost…no relation to Fleetwood Mac’s “Rumors” album. We hope you join us with your animal heads, from your Casas De Papel, onCHROMATICA…. there we think we got every reference, please enjoy! The Microwave giveth and taketh away. Please remember to rate, review, subscribe, and listen on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, and more! Give us a godman doughnut and if you need a womb, we got one right here! “Don’t Just Stare at Me…Go!” Tonight, on the Marquee: Shut Up Weeb! – She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, Magia Record: Puella Magi Madoka Magica Side Story, Dorohedoro, and Avatar: The Last Airbender. T.V. Court – La Casa Del Papel/Money Heist, Community, Who Wants to Be A Millionaire, Holey Moley 2, To Tell the Truth, Celebrity: Family Feud, Match Game, Press Your Luck, The Wall, America’s Got Talent, The Masked Singer, What We Do In the Shadows, The Big Flower Fight, We’re Here, RPDR/RPCDR, At Home with Amy Sedaris, Killing Eve, The Great, The Gallery, and Space Force. Movie Phone – Hannah Gatsby’s Douglas, The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: Kimmy vs. The Reverend, Ghost Stories, Waiting Women, Hercules, Moana, The Lion King, Aladdin, The Love Birds, Hot Rod, and The Hustle. Troddin the Boards – Measure for Measure. Disc Jockeys – Petals for Armor, The 1975 Notes on a Conditional Form, Daoi Freyer’s “Think About Things”, Show Pony, and Chromatica Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads

  Nightcaps at the Theater says that …that …that… that’s all folks with Looney Tunes: Back in Action! Our Netflix and Quarantine special continues with the energetic, frantic “spy” movie starring Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck…along with Brendan Fraser and Jenna Elfman…who…um…well…she’s in this too! All we can say is a few crucial tips. 1. “We coulda been watching Space Jam instead?” WTF! 2. Sell all our Warner Brother Stock…. 3. We got a hot tip; Nightcaps is a about to Die! And 4. Manje A Joe’s…Trust us, you’ll understand after listening. If you want to follow us just look into Area 52…of course we mean search at Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, and More. Sufferin Succotash thanks for supporting  our humble little podcast. Tonight, on the Marquee: A Long Stretch for a Shrek Reference…. it’s gotta be Looney Tunes: Back in Action. Brendan Fraser at Third Billing… The “Anti-Space Jam” according to Mark. The Looney Tunes Bugs F*&ks./ F#$k the Duck. Starring Heather Locklear for no F^&king Reason. Connection to Invasion of the Body Snatchers Instant Paree Transition. Granny on an Elephant/Tweety’s Kunta Kinte’s Backstory. Michael Jordan edited in from Space Jam. He and the Chairman Didn’t Do Anything. Low Budget Odie. Throwing a Beak? WTF!?!   “This is Not Worth It…” Matt Cabrera on the Podcast. “Give the Boot to Groot.” “Inspiring Furries Everywhere.”   Elmer Fudd’s Alcoholism … These Toons Weren’t Drinkin. Daffy vs. Donald. The Joe Dante Regulars. I Do Not Like Steve Martin…I Agree with My Mother” – Jonathan’s Creedo. “You’re Spoiling the Movie” – Our Podcast in A Nutshell. “Bugs is really Emoting.” “Gotta Pwese Our Dwark Mwasters.” – Elmer Fudd. Clearly Evil. “Not My Looney Tunes./I Discovered My Roots!” Looney Tunes= Kylo Ren. “Save Us Quibi!” Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Hangover” by Dee Yan-Key

“Amuse-Bouche” – May 9th 2020 Welcome to the most “meh”… I mean “chill” episode of Nightcaps at the Theater with another Amuse Bouche pop culture party! Tune into the Spice Channel, aka our podcast where topics tonight include: Frankenstein birthing techniques, Joe Pesci impressions, making “Whoopi” and more …. we’re so sorry! Thank you for listening, It’s too late fans, Gerard Butler says you are past the point of “No Return!” Since there’s no other place to go, remember to rate, review, listen, and subscribe to our humble little podcast on Stitcher, Podbean, iTunes, Spotify, and More! Shut Up Weeb! – Star Wars: The Clone Wars, The Shivering Truth, and Ghost Stories T.V. Court – Community, La Casa De Papel/Money Heist, The Mandalorian, The Gallery, RuPaul’s Drag Race/Celebrity Drag Race/All Stars Season 5, We’re Here, Hollywood, Nadiya’s Time to Feast, Killing Eve, West World, and What We Do in the Shadows, Movie Phone – Show Boat, Destry Rides Again, and Elvira: Mistress of the Dark Troddin the Boards – Frankenstein, The Phantom of the Opera, Love Never Dies, and Help! I’m Stuck with Cole Escola. Disc Jockeys – Car Seat Headrest’s A Door Less Closed, Fionna Apple, Grimes, Leontyne Price, Kim Petra’s Malibu, Chromatica Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G 

  We are Nightcaps at the Theater and we are here to watch movies, podcast and stuff! Hello again, friend of a friend, tonight get out your guitars and your Game Boys because we are watching 2010’s Scott Pilgrim vs. The World during our Social Netflixing Marathon. Don’t mind Jonathan butchering Brayan Lee O Malley’s name for the next two hours…we are obviously passionate about the film.  Are you in “Lesbians” with us? If not, you are about to be. How many Matthews have you dated? That’s not so bad… Does Bread make you Fat? Yes…but you know what doesn’t rating, reviewing, and subscribing to us on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and more! Not that that is a bad thing, we would love to play Pacu - Pacu Man with you, no matter what.   Tonight, on the Marquee: Did you hear? Scott Pilgrim and Mark are dating a high schooler in Scott Pilgrim vs. The World! Currently #175 in Japan! Genius = Matt Working on Bits. Michael Cera’s Body Count…a Baby Giraffe, Social Distancing Arcades. MEW Cinematography. Knives is a Gem. Amazon Geeky not “Techy.” r/Matt SubReddit. Foot For Quentin. Boss/Bass Battle. Fiona Not Ramona.   “Woody Allen Impressions.”   “Who’s Pegging?” – Mark is Asking. “From Fart to Star!” – Matt as Casting Agent. “I gotta pee om her.” “Matt’s never seen Sesame Street?” Fun Bar Tricks. Exploding int Loose Change. “She’s Like A Mood Ring.” “That’s “Mayonegg?”   Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G 

  Another Week, Another Amuse-Bouche Segment Sponsored by Nightcaps at the Theater. We watch pop culture so you don’t have to…but then again, isn’t it the only thing keeping us alive? Join us as one of oue smiling friends as Mark recaps the entirety of the Spy Kids franchise. What a World? In this episode you can expect a “Young Childish Gambino”, Improv Comedy, 10,000 hours of Drag Race and more. Its so Baaaaaaad, it’s good! What is “celebrity?” You’ll have to listen to find out! Who’s on first? Whorehouses don’t Sound Depressing. Unfortunately, we aren’t in 3-D. At All! Please Listen, Rate, Review, and Subscribe on iTunes, Podbean, Stitcher, and Spotify! Shut Up Weeb! – Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Smiling Friends, & The Midnight Gospel.   T.V. Court – Better Call Saul, Community, Tiger King, Middleditch & Schwartz, The Outsider, Killing Eve, WestWorld, What We Do In The Shadows, RuPaul’s Drag Race Celebrity: Drag Race, Dragnificent!, We’re Here, & Anne with An “E.” Movie Phone – Finding Dory, Cinderella (1950), Sleeping Beauty (1959), McCabe and Mrs. Miller, Cries and Whispers, The Stepford Wives (1975), Onward, Spy Kids, Spy Kids: 2: The Island of Lost Dreams, Spy Kids: 3-D: Game Over, Spy Kids: All the Time in the World & The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D. Troddin the Boards – Beowulf.   Disc Jockeys – Chromatica, Laura Marling, Wes Tank. And Fiona Apple: Fetch the Bolt Cutters. Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G 

  We wanna know what love is! This week’s Nightcaps at the Theater analyzes the quirky romantic joint, Lars and the Real Girl. Could it be a serial killer’s notion, or is this true love?  This movie is not as weird as it seems, join as we discuss relationships, Real Dolls, and the attitude of sincerity.  Shed you layers and accept your true feelings. Accept who you are who you choose to love! We here at Nightcaps, don’t ever judge. Support us on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and More. Hangout at our tree-house. L is for the listens you give the pod. O is for the only ones for us. V is very, very extraordinary. E is for Every Real Doll you enjoy!    Tonight, on the Marquee: Mark is a fan of any Movie, Will he Be a Fan of Lars and the Real Girl? Going Against Our Own Theme. Ryan Gosling’s Introverted Nature. Gosling Turkey Neck. Surfs Up Tremors. Ed Gein Vibes. Bianca as A Pillar of Community. Margot’s Stupid Donkey Vest! What Kinda Chip Man Are You?” Let Bianca Do What She Want! A First Kiss. In Two Takes. Attendance at the Nightcaps   “Her vs. Lars and the Real Girl.” “Sigh…Snow…”  “The Awkward Romance Movies” – A Nightcaps Tradition.  “Bored or Drunk Bianca?” “Tackled by a Pregnant Emily Mortimer.” “Who Want’s Salad?” “Might have a Cabbage Patch Doll.” “Sweet Tart the Mayor.” “Baby Parallels.”   Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads