In today’s episode Luke Cederman and John Philbin join Chas and David to glean 8 years of lesson learned about where to put your spent shopping cart, how to avoid a road rage incident, the dangers of peeing while standing, why pumpkin spice is a lie, and the redundancy of the sugar cookie. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David shirk invites to the Jenner Bond-themed 70th birthday and distill the essence of how to throw a memorable party, define the difference between dress-up and cosplay, calculate how many hungry children could have been fed with tchotchke funds, and reflect on the time mainstream US media questioned whether Ms Rachel was working for Hamas. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David rage against the machine while trying to find virtue in a $1 trillion comp package, question how their Spotify playlist is connected to war weapons manufacturing, bid fond farewell to the flesh and bone Amazon worker, and attempt to see a logical reason why their checking account is funding private prison. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David ponder the benefits of a Lavender Marriage, decide to become lock-pickers for heroism, increase their net worth through computer hacking, wonder what happened to the waterbed, learn the secret meaning behind Piano Man, and honor the fantastical strength of Dirty Ol’ Bastard. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David survey the fallen shrapnel and find a reason to unify the country, rank celebrities that they never need to see again, and devise a wet noodle challenge to determine which country provides the most delicious, dynamic, and delectable bowl of sustenance on the planet. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today's show Chas and David celebrate the peace treatise and Chas attempts to bury old grudges as spandex laden cyclists plague the streets of Cardiff, artless business owners find identity in uniformity, EV drivers reveal a shocking blindspot, and one celebrity's partner brings down an entire family's legacy. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show and under the spell of Nic Cage’s “The Surfer”, Chas and David survey the pros and cons of localism, how does a society best protect a local resource, is violence ever justifiable, can over crowding and over population ever be reversed, are we all living through a fever dream, and is it  virtuous to never leave your childhood playground? Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David attempt to rank life’s most miserable endeavors, wonder who Bad Bunny is, explain why golfing makes you a bad husband, discover why American’s are so obnoxious, and dive way too deep into celebrity gossip through the gateway drug of chicken fries. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David survey the increasingly kooky United States and attempt to apply proven surf etiquette to navigate the land of. They wonder when context ceased to matter, how self awareness lost cultural value, why reinforcing one’s limited belief system replaced increasing one’s knowledge, and learn from one prosaic comedian how to thrive outside of predetermined rule book. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David attempt to process witnessing a political assassination and the accompanying deluge of intense, vitriolic rhetoric and opinions that flooded their lives these past days, they seek a return to cynicism, an abandonment of labels, and wonder what level of atrocity would actually incite gun reform. Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David receive a flood of disappointment feedback as the quiet scourge of middle aged men reveals itself, learn a hard truth from the Baseball Karen, bid good riddance to Howard Stern, bank on the healing powers of psychedelics, and seek to find self esteem in something other than their output. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David dive headlong into a world of disappointment to better understand why they feel inadequate, study the plague of expectation, reflect on sad Christmases, learn how looking inward can fix those around around you, and reveal what we can all learn from Tanner with the Tism. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David reveal their happy places and dive deep into the phenomenon of Disney adults, wax nostalgic about early 00’s surf stars, gag on ostentatious displays of blueberries, salivate over the perfection of a plate lunch, and attempt to decide if Jussie Smollet hired his own lynchers. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas outlines the Art Of The Deal and explains why Regis Philbin was a fashion icon, David plots to get 1% better every day to reverse aging, and the boys advise to never win an argument with your spouse, and determine that how you negotiate reveals how you value yourself and others. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David wonder how one misplaces $90 million, what could go wrong with buying an occult museum, question when they became conspiracy theorists, warn that computer sciences are the language of the devil, and revel at the opportunity to clap some Alien cheeks. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David dive into the race debate to determine whether Sydney Sweeney’s genes are superior, out Liam Neeson’s publicity stunt, pay long overdue homage to Jayne Mansfield, question the quality of our nation’s security guards, and explain why you should rent a grandma. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David find humor in the absurdity and question why Late Night wasn’t cancelled long ago, learn that AI perception is now reality, discover that drugs and alcohol will net 5 bonus years to one’s life, question whether comedy can outmuscle politics, and find the void of journalism being filled by the most unlikely source.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David stare into the Jumbotron and map a path for ex-Astronomer CEO’s next $10 million, explain why feeling validation will have lovers risk it all, take bets on how long until the Epstein files get leaked, tremble at the reality of a Palantir surveillance state, and learn why you should fear the might MRI. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David look for the deleted Epstein files, question if Jennifer Aniston is being brain washed, study Kendrick Lamar’s music vid for Easter eggs, try to avoid being hypnotized, and finally crack the veneer of their cynical skepticism. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s episode Chas and David survey the landscape of collectables, uncover strange celebrity collections, fantasize about a budget-less binge, long for discarded relics of their youth, and plot a criminal conspiracy to take advantage of the collectibles market. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices