This week we’re fully leaning into CRIME PODCAST mode as we unpack the absolute chaos that is Joey Barton’s record of fines, fights, scraps, scandals, and the kind of behaviour that would have most people in prison, but somehow he still ended up managing a football team. From violent outbursts to unprovoked attacks, we go through the list and try to work out how on earth this man has lived so many lives without being cast in a Netflix true-crime doc. We also test your pop-culture detective skills: did you catch all the Gavin & Stacey serial-killer name drops? Because once you notice them, you can’t unsee it. And since it’s officially office party season, we talk the messy nights out, the politics of Secret Santa, who cried in the toilets, and the unspoken rules of the photocopier at 1am. We want YOUR wildest office party stories, because we know they’ll be better than ours. Grab a seat, grab a drink, and enjoy the madness

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An eccentric aristocrat is advertising for… a Good Breeder. Yes, really — a wife who can provide him with male heirs! Join us as we dissect his utterly bonkers criteria (helicopter licence = bonus?!) and wonder what Mark would put on his list… Suzie says the whole thing feels very Downton Abbey meets Bridgerton — although she fully expects to host the TV adaptation. Podcast #ComedyPodcast #UKPodcast #TrueStories #WeirdNews #ViralStories #StrangeButTrue #RidiculousHeadlines #ModernDating #RelationshipChat #DatingDisasters #BridgertonVibes #DowntonAbbeyEnergy #ScandalousStories #TikTokPodcast #TrendingNow #InternetCulture #BritishHumour #WTFStories #WeeklyPodcast

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I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here is BACK for its 25th series! We’re diving into this year’s lineup, the surprises in store, and a look back at some of the most iconic camp-mate moments — including who earned what in the jungle 👀 Mark unleashes a rant about car insurance that everyone can relate to, while the dogs decide to be high maintenance at the worst possible time, sending Suzie into a full morning rage. It’s fiery, funny, and absolutely chaotic — a properly feisty episode.

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🚆 The Train Attack, Real-Life Heroes & What Would We Do? This week we’re talking about the shocking train attack — and the heroes who stepped in. Would we be that brave? Suzie reckons she could be a professional street fighter (Mark’s not so sure 👀).
We also get into the serious side — how different it feels for men vs women walking alone at night — before lightening it up with some holiday chat after our mini break. Which £15 million villa would we buy if money was no object?
And in Mark’s Bits, the big debate: why do we say wee or pee? 💭
It’s all here for you — chaos, chat and questionable logic as always.
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We’re back with another wild week of Not Another Couples Podcast!
There’s more Traitors chat — we’re hooked, but honestly… are they dragging it out now? We break down the latest twists, betrayals and dramatic stares.
In the news, Prince Andrew’s been struck off — cue Suzie and Mark’s unfiltered thoughts (and a few eye-rolls).
Then Suzie drops her newest obsession: Smellmaxxing. Yep, apparently that’s a thing — and we’re all trying to figure out what on earth it actually means. Perfume? Pheromones? Or just too much Lynx Africa?
Suzie’s also coming down from a 24-hour live broadcast marathon at Download, complete with post-event exhaustion, while Mark’s shattered after what might be the busiest dream ever recorded.
Expect plenty of laughs, random tangents, questionable science and the kind of chaotic energy only these two can bring.

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Celebrity Traitors, Awkward HMV Moments & Are We Really “Over 50”?
Celebrity Traitors has us absolutely hooked – great cast, stunning setting and plenty of drama… but is it dragging on a bit too long? 👀
Suzie has an awkward blast from the past after bumping into an old colleague from her fitness DVD days (yes, really!) and spots one of her titles in a rather unfortunate spot in HMV… does anyone still have one of Suzie’s DVDs lying around? 😅
Plus, our Over-50s chat takes a turn – from insurance and holidays to care home adverts already showing up for the over-60s. Surely we’re too young for that?!
A fun, cheeky, and slightly nostalgic episode — tune in and join the laughter! 🎙️

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Rapturetok, Y2K Panic & Garden Crack Pipes?! 😳 This week Suzie and Mark dive into the strange world of Rapturetok — yes, TikTok’s end-of-the-world obsession! Who remembers the 2000 tech scare? Where were you when we thought everything would crash? Mark’s in a massive sulk (and Suzie’s not letting him forget it), plus “Mark’s Bits” explores how to pull yourself out of a mental low. There’s a shock twist as Mark comes out as Non-Binary, and a bizarre garden discovery—was it really a crack pipe or something else entirely? Meanwhile, Suzie’s had a last-minute rescue mission to bring Amber home from Uni… all part of the chaos! 🎙 Today’s lesson: Lean into the things you love.

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Women’s Rugby World Cup winners crowned and Ryder Cup golf serves up pure mayhem and drama… what a sporting weekend!
University Challenge – can anyone actually answer a question… or even remember what the question was? Do you know anyone who’s been on it?
Suzie and Mark hit up a fabulous fan-flacking fiftieth birthday bash!
Mark’s Bits dives into stunted growth and weight training… And yes, Suzie’s Shoutout makes a triumphant return!

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Suzie’s had enough — from the orange man’s USA visit, to Gogglebox showcasing Chris Pratt’s garage “organisation” by two screechy women, and even the final Mission Impossible film (no shame there!). Mark brings today’s mantra: “Motion is Lotion” 💭. Together we ask: are we creatures of habit, bound to our daily rituals, or is it just society pressuring us to keep ticking boxes? Maybe we should all be a little more free-spirited…

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This week we’re diving into the chaotic messaging at recent London protests—“Protect our women” followed by chants of “get your tits out for the lads”… make it make sense 🤷‍♀️
We also talk weddings, including the time Suzie became a random witness at Gretna Green—yes, it’s as bizarre as it sounds 💍😂
Mark introduces the concept of the Sandwich Generation… which obviously leads to a very important debate: what’s the ultimate sandwich? 🥪 (Spoiler: Mark has strong views.)
In Mark’s Bits, it’s all about why everyone should be doing Pilates—no exceptions! 💪
And with uni students back, we reflect on how times have changed… it’s all cutlery talk now, not clubbing! 🥄🍷
#Protests #GretnaGreen #PilatesForAll #SandwichGeneration #UniversityLife #NotAnotherCouplesPodcast

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We’re back with a bang this week! Another CEO caught on camera behaving badly at the US Open—and the backlash has been wild. We break it all down 🎾📸
Suzie introduces her brand new alter ego (you’ve been warned), and it’s back to school and work for everyone—summer’s over, folks! 📚👔
Mark goes in hard on the good, the bad and the ugly of yoga—yep, it gets a bit controversial 🧘‍♂️🔥
Oh, and we hit up a SHY FX gig at the local carnival… with Suzie’s mum in tow! 🎶💃

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Amber pops in for a bonus chat before heading back to Uni – and she’s had a busy summer! From Boomtown festival to holidays galore, she shares the highlights and gives her best Uni hacks for freshers about to set off. We also dive into Women’s Rugby World Cup excitement and how she feels about the big 2-0 birthday coming up!

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It’s a festival frenzy this bank holiday weekend and Suzie’s been rubbing shoulders with the stars—Anton Du Beke, Paddy McGuinness, and a bunch of football legends she had absolutely no clue about 😅 (don’t worry, Mark fills in the gaps). Meanwhile, Mark’s absolutely buzzing about his latest obsession… a birdwatching app. Yes, really. 🐦📱 And just when you thought it couldn’t get weirder—we’re also diving into the world of fermented foods. Gut health and glam all in one episode. #FestivalWeekend #AntonDuBeke #BirdAppBuzz #FootballLegends #FermentedFoods #NotAnotherCouplesPodcast

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Holiday stories and the viral hit IBIZA Final Boss set the tone this week! 🌴 Has Chris Hemsworth officially stolen Brad’s spot as Suzie’s celeb husband after she binged his new series Limitless? 👀 We dive into the hype (and the risks) around weight loss jabs – good idea or bad move? 💉 Plus, what exactly is a bugbear? And Suzie faces a major hair dilemma, sparking a debate on the worst hairstyles of all time! 💇‍♀️

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We’re heading off on holiday—but not before one more episode packed with all the usual chaos!
We chat about the legendary Ozzy Osbourne, who sadly passed away recently. What a wild, iconic legacy he leaves behind 🤘 Mark’s now inspired to record a family song in his honour… you’ve been warned. 🎤🎸
Also on the table: the phrase “You’ve been Cold Played” is born after that viral Kiss Cam moment—yep, it’s a thing now 😅
Add in some driving test drama and our usual random tangents, and it’s one not to miss.
#OzzyOsbourne #ColdPlayed #KissCam #FamilyBand #HolidayVibes #NotAnotherCouplesPodcast

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This week we’re going full nostalgia as Live Aid turns 40! 🎸🎤 Who remembers where they were? We also look back at Live 8 and Band Aid—some serious music history there. Suzie, Mark and the teens went to see the legend that is Stevie Wonder in Hyde Park—and yes, there were actual tears. We chat Wimbledon finals, get into drug doping in sport, and brace ourselves for the end of the summer term madness. Deep breaths, people… 😅 #LiveAid40 #StevieWonder #Wimbledon #EndOfTerm #NotAnotherCouplesPodcast

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It’s Wimbledon finals week, so Suzie and Mark went along to see what all the fuss is about—strawberries, sun hats, and serious tennis action 🎾🍓🎩 They also chat about Ozzy Osbourne’s star-studded Black Sabbath farewell gig—a proper rock legend send-off 🤘🔥 Mark thinks Suzie should do the next podcast on gummies (and no, not the sweet kind). Could be interesting… 👀🍬💤 This week’s mantra? Stay Sharp as a Tack. Or at least try to.

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This week, we’re back with a jam-packed episode featuring Glastonbury gossip and a bit of unexpected supermodel spotting in Starbucks—yes, really ☕🕶️ Then it’s onto G Fest—Suzie’s mum’s birthday weekend—which turned out to be eventful, to say the least… Highlights include Dog Poo-Gate and Suzie wrapping up the weekend with a dramatic trip to A&E. 🎉💩🚑 The heatwave rolls on, so stay hydrated folks, and Mark’s got a new mantra for us all: rotate. No idea? Don’t worry, he explains (kind of). #Glastonbury #GFest #AETrip #DogPooGate #StayHydrated #NotAnotherCouplesPodcast

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We start this week with a big sigh of relief—Trump didn’t start WW3, and we’re all still here. For now at least… let’s hope the peace holds 🕊️🌍 Elsewhere, it’s been hotter than hot—proper scorchio weather—and Suzie’s been off to see a George Michael tribute act. It was great, but is she slowly becoming the kind of person who accidentally books herself on a cruise? 👀🎤🚢 And Suzie’s got questions: if Mark had to be replaced on the podcast… who would do it? According to her, “talent is replaceable”—no pressure, Mark! 😅 Plenty of laughs, minor crises, and near-global disasters—just a standard episode really.

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This week we start with the unbelievable story of the Air India tragedy—how on earth did one person survive? Suzie dives into the details of this shocking event and the miracle that followed. Then it’s onto the sports round-up: 🏌️‍♂️ US Open Golf 🏉 Premiership Rugby Final ⚽ Soccer Aid (but seriously… why isn’t it called Football Aid?) We also take a look at the state of ridiculous house prices—how is anyone supposed to afford anything these days?! 😤 And finally, a big question: if we weren’t doing this… what job would we be doing instead? Tune in for stories, debates, laughs, and a touch of existential crisis!

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