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NothingOfSubstance
NothingOfSubstance
36 episodes
3 days ago
This podcast shares real-life stories, wild situations, and unfiltered thoughts—with some guests along the way. It’s honest, chaotic, and meant to help you take a break and laugh through life’s weird moments. New episodes drop weekly. If you’ve got a funny story, need (bad) advice, or want to be part of the show, email nos.show25@gmail.com Sometimes the best way to deal with life is to laugh through it. Tap in and enjoy the chaos.
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This podcast shares real-life stories, wild situations, and unfiltered thoughts—with some guests along the way. It’s honest, chaotic, and meant to help you take a break and laugh through life’s weird moments. New episodes drop weekly. If you’ve got a funny story, need (bad) advice, or want to be part of the show, email nos.show25@gmail.com Sometimes the best way to deal with life is to laugh through it. Tap in and enjoy the chaos.
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Episodes (20/36)
NothingOfSubstance
#35 “So I Can’t Say ‘F***’ In An Instagram Comment, But A Man Can Get His F***** Hand Chopped Off?”

We’re talking the weather, the creatures in the ocean, known as clams and their body parts, Thanksgiving sneaking up, the mystery of the elf on the shelf and the twin sisters with different last names, and the smell that rain makes called Geosmin, along with social block my use of the F Word but jot batting an eye to videos of people losing limbs.

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4 days ago
30 minutes 27 seconds

NothingOfSubstance
#34 “Episode 34 and I Turned 34, This Was Not Planned.”

We’re talking Chik-Fil-A, getting older, an uncovered 8th continent, a homeless woman loses her toes, remote work lingo, random online news for the day, stress can make you go deaf, and honestly just a boring ass episode.

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1 week ago
29 minutes 35 seconds

NothingOfSubstance
#33 “He Is Very Handsome For A Mannequin, But He Cheated On His Wife.”

We’re talking about the update on a woman who married a ragdoll- had 3 kids- and was cheated on by her mannequin husband, banging your knee, urinal etiquette, In-N-Out Burger, Black Friday at Starbucks, and a woman yelling on her phone in the car.

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1 week ago
30 minutes 17 seconds

NothingOfSubstance
#32 “… Is Your Friend” W/ Cody Chavez

Cody is Back!

We’re talking about DRAIN’s new album dropping this Friday “… Is Your Friend,” tour shenanigans, KISS, being careful around your friends, amusement parks, nostalgia with music and childhood, understanding AI, the influence of teachers, Epitaph party this Friday for the album release, and local lore regarding rodeos.

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2 weeks ago
1 hour 35 minutes 40 seconds

NothingOfSubstance
#31 “Candy Corn Is The Worst Candy That Has Ever Existed.”

We’re talking Halloween, Dia De Los Muertos from this year and years past, the movie Mandy with Nicholas Cage, attange encounters with what I believe is a real life witch, Barry White, and magicians making kids cry.

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2 weeks ago
30 minutes 26 seconds

NothingOfSubstance
#30 "Southern Hospitality"

We're talking DRAIN x Kublai Khan show at the San Jose Civic Center 10/24/2025, Downtown San Jose and San Jose State University, Marrylisa.com returns, "AI Cat videos," and much more!

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3 weeks ago
31 minutes 54 seconds

NothingOfSubstance
#29 "My Dentist Was Drunk And Didn't Know Which Teeth To Pull."

We’re talking about bullsh*t martial arts, drunk dentists not knowing which teeth to pull, interesting craigslist purchases including a man and his “little“ brother, and a famous UK rapper gets his girl and her mom pregnant at the same time.

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4 weeks ago
32 minutes 53 seconds

NothingOfSubstance
#28 "She Had No Teeth, The Face Of A Witch, And I Pretended To Be Cross-Eyed Which Triggered Her Dementia."

We’re talking a tequila tasting event where everyone got hammered, a dog escaping into bathroom stalls, a drunk 96 year old demented witch with no teeth, funerals for chickens at Trader Joe’s by a bunch of f***** idiots, paranormal activities in the country, and a haunted fair grounds experience that gave me chills down my spine.

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1 month ago
34 minutes 38 seconds

NothingOfSubstance
#27 "SomethingOfSubstance W/ Adrian Oropeza of After The Burial

We displayed ADHD, talked about broken bones, tons of random facts that may or may not be true (Science and History), life stuff, touring as a musician, my inability to read, Adrian's allergy to penicillin, classic childhood memories, and tons more.

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1 month ago
1 hour 52 minutes 39 seconds

NothingOfSubstance
#26 “5 Tugboats & Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s Stupid F***** Patagonia Jacket.”

We’re talking inconsiderate groups at a restaurant, watching morons split up their tab, drunk drivers, pastors who allege they have never snorted c*caine, big church falsities, playoff baseball, and my next guest for Thursday October 16th!

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1 month ago
31 minutes 6 seconds

NothingOfSubstance
#25 “Don’t Love Your Job, Job Your Love, Whatever The F*** That Means.”

We’re talking bosses taking up your time with meetings, social media influencer charlatans, quotes that make no sense, community college douches, and narcissism as described by narcissists themselves.

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1 month ago
30 minutes 49 seconds

NothingOfSubstance
#24 “You Don’t Hold Grudges, You Get Revenge Cause That’s The Mature Thing To Do.”

We’re talking ER visits, ruining Thanksgiving after breaking my wrist as a child, seeking revenge on a receptionist, a man introduces his girlfriend to his eight s*x dolls, watching animals die at Scout Camp, and corn maze Vietnam. Our next guest will be coming up shortly on the next episode or so, stay tuned!

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1 month ago
30 minutes 6 seconds

NothingOfSubstance
#23 “Either You Get Off, Or I’m Driving Away With You On The F****** Hood.”

We’re talking interesting snack choices in the grocery store, pot roasts, a local woman’s website and billboard advertisement for men to marry her, talent show mishaps, and the beginning tales of the nameless and crazy woman who haunted me for years.

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1 month ago
31 minutes 2 seconds

NothingOfSubstance
#22 “She Had A Walker And Dumped An Entire Diet Rootbeer On My F***** Head.”

We’re talking Spirit Halloween stores, AI robots playing ping pong champion and solving Rubik’s Cube puzzles, highschool basketball, getting a diet rootbeer dumped on my head by a lady in a walker who had her drunk boyfriend try and fight me at a Taqueria, bowling league mishaps etc.

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1 month ago
31 minutes 56 seconds

NothingOfSubstance
#21 “The Raiders Will Never Win, Because Of Their Owner’s F***** Haircut.”

We’re talking humid weather, f**** up haircuts, ugly men in charge of s***, getting drafted by The Oakland Raiders, robots attacking handicapped people, pepper spray turning a self proclaimed gang member into a complete p****, Giants baseball season RIP, and Tylenol.

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1 month ago
31 minutes 56 seconds

NothingOfSubstance
#20 “How Long Do You Have To Wait To Apply For A Dead Guy’s Job/Use Them As A Reference?”

We’re talking about raising your kids to not grow up a**holes, Brett James plane crash (R.I.P.), how long you have to wait until you apply for a dead guy’s job and whether you can put them down as a reference or not, avoiding people you don’t want to see in public, faking phone calls, celebrity run ins, and why you shouldn’t try on hats in public.

(THE AUDIO ON THIS ONE WAS NOT AWESOME. SORRY!)

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2 months ago
30 minutes 42 seconds

NothingOfSubstance
#19 “He’d Steal People’s Pet Birds Off Their F***** Porch Cause He Had Dementia & Was Kinda Stoned”

We’re talking September birthdays, stupid people who mane up their own theories, pumpkin spice latte runs, people blowing up restrooms and getting you blamed, people with main character syndrome on social media, real vs. crazy family, the Benihana Brawl in Torrance CA, and horny old ladies.

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2 months ago
31 minutes 7 seconds

NothingOfSubstance
#18 “You Have This Band Tattooed On You, And You Have No Idea Who’s Even In The F***** Band.”

We’re talking Costco parking lots on the weekend, oblivious cashiers with band tattoos embarrassing themselves, why you should respect gas station trash cans, chiropractic sex apparatuses in India, irresponsible dads with fireworks, and why you shouldn’t have pet monkeys.

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2 months ago
30 minutes 37 seconds

NothingOfSubstance
Quick Intro: Welcome To The Show & Thank You.

Just want to take a moment to introduce myself, welcome all the new folks, thank you all and give an idea of why I created this stupid little show. Thank you.

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2 months ago
1 minute 19 seconds

NothingOfSubstance
#17 “I Didn’t Care That She Was Blind, I Wanted To Pet That F***** Dog”

We’re talking football players in college classes, dudes who walk their dogs off leash dressed like a tactical commandos, creepy middle aged men leaving comments on young women’s pictures, secretly petting a blind woman’s service dog, getting crop dusted by an evil child in a store, and farting on a 4th grade field trip in front of my teacher.

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2 months ago
28 minutes 55 seconds

NothingOfSubstance
This podcast shares real-life stories, wild situations, and unfiltered thoughts—with some guests along the way. It’s honest, chaotic, and meant to help you take a break and laugh through life’s weird moments. New episodes drop weekly. If you’ve got a funny story, need (bad) advice, or want to be part of the show, email nos.show25@gmail.com Sometimes the best way to deal with life is to laugh through it. Tap in and enjoy the chaos.