We’re deep in the spin-cycle of tariff season—Antarctica’s sanctioned, Trump’s on the links, and Larry Fink is whispering “recession” like it’s a bedtime story. Meanwhile, Satoshi whales are buying the dip, Buffett is sitting on cash like it’s 2008, and stablecoins are assembling a Treasury-bond Voltron behind the curtain. It’s all vibes until it’s policy. So… is this the decoupling?