October opens with a harvest moon and a head fake: government shutdown, Swifties drop an album, Bitcoin rips to ATH, and the NYSE’s parent plunks billions into Polymarket while Texas files its own exchange—hello, Y’all Street. Meanwhile OpenAI’s Sora goes full consumer: scan your face, set who can use it, and welcome to NIL as a setting (name, image, likeness → name, image, liquidity). Influencers say “derivatize me,” Hollywood panics (hi, Tilly Norwood), and Apple quietly turns your phone into a sats rail as Meta straps a HUD on your eyeballs. Result: the creator economy smashes into Web3—your avatar is the asset, the meme is the market, and even the stock exchange is betting on truth. Buckle up; Q4’s gonna grade everything—human, AI, or somewhere deliciously in between.
Late September, and everything’s a derivative of itself. Powell blinks, Polymarket bets it first, and lawns sprout golden Trump statues holding Bitcoin (and, weirdly, Epstein). Apple drops a Bitcoin-orange iPhone with cameras that watch you watching them, Meta counters with AR glasses that literally read your eyeballs, and the line between boardroom and battlefield gets blurry fast.
Oracle re-enters the chat to “Americanize” the algorithm, DAOs spin up AI broker-bots flipping CryptoPunks for sport, and the SEC shrugs like “sure, throw it in the 401(k).” Meanwhile, Apple and Goldman quietly divorce, Tim Cook admits he stacks sats, and a Russian minister warns America not to “delete” its debt with crypto. The meme is the market, the market is the meme — and October’s shaping up like a haunted liquidity pool.
Google and Coinbase walk into a bar… and leave with a stablecoin protocol! While Powell whispers “rate cuts,” meme speed laps the Fed. Tether mints a new “U.S.” dollar, Klarna’s IPOs like it’s 2017, and Toner’s Labubu bling store proves you can spin up a full AI e-commerce stack before happy hour. Meanwhile, Gen Z just ran an election on Discord (sorry, TikTok), SOCOM launches MISO—America’s official Ministry of Memes—and Amex mints NFT passport stamps on Base. Proof of humanity meets proof of hype: propaganda, collectibles, and crypto are now the same asset class.
Patriot Day, twenty-four years later—and the timeline refreshes itself. A live-streamed political assassination in Utah, a presidential eulogy via post, and a nation doomscrolling its own democracy. Russia’s rolling tanks, Poland’s burning borders, Apple’s new watch bands, and somehow it’s all the same plotline. The markets didn’t flinch, but the mirror cracked. Putin’s finance guy accuses America of planning to “delete” $35 trillion in debt with crypto and gold; meanwhile, U.S. firms are rebranding as “treasury companies” and quietly stacking sats like it’s 1971 all over again. NASDAQ files to tokenize everything not nailed down, Doge gets an ETF, Klarna IPOs “layaway 2.0,” and Wall Street decides to cosplay as Web3 just to keep up.
Post–Labor Day and back at the bar, we unpack a wild mix of crypto, collectibles, and geopolitics—all rhyming in one story about truth, provenance, and power. We start with summer’s sparkle: the Labu Boo craze, 3D-printed bling, PSA-graded Pokémon, and why “tokenizing” physical things (and their stories) finally makes sense. From there, we bridge NFTs to real-world assets, remix IP vs. “the original,” and imagine poly markets settling arguments at scale. On the macro board, we talk BRICS photo-ops, decades-long leaders vs. America’s four-year clock, and how house-rule Monopoly mirrors today’s markets. Then it’s data wars: adtech’s murky ledgers, why “clean data” wins in the AI era, and what “know your issuer” might mean for on-chain GDP, labor stats, and everything in between. We close with near-term market vibes (BTC’s 107 level, ETH dips), the legal/lobby slowdown game, and what September’s volatility could serve up heading into Q4. Come for the jeweled Labubu’s; stay for the blueprint on how truth—and value—get minted next.
Deep-August isn’t sleepy—it’s moral whiplash. Taylor & Travis “engagement week” collides with DC theater, K-Pop demon hunters, and a President trying to sack a Fed governor by social post—backed by whatever “data” today’s AI decides. We trace how headlines get calendar-stacked like dominoes, how propaganda handshakes a “truth layer,” and how Polymarket payouts suddenly become reality. ETH rips to ATH then rug-slides, Jackson Hole offers vibes over guidance, and Wyoming’s stablecoin cameo underscores a bigger shift: the Fed’s lever isn’t the only game anymore. From Fannie/Freddie going public to sovereign-wealth style moves and open-air market manipulation, the gray swamp is the market—and September/October volatility is the feature, not the bug. Keep an eye on those terms & conditions; they change before the plot does.
Forget “summer slowdown” — DC is on uppers! Web3 mixers, AI hype, and crypto market “clarity” are all popping off while PayPal opens a shiny new crypto window. Meanwhile, the Clarity Act creeps through Congress, government wallets are moving big bags, and suddenly Visa and Mastercard look like boomers at the blockchain beach party.
Toner and Lara pull back the curtain on the tokenization takeover: AI agents swiping your cards for you, Uncle Sam angling to corner crypto reserves, and a full-on global arms race for who controls the digital vault. August isn’t sleepy — it’s a financial fever dream hurtling toward economic regime change.
All-time highs hit during Crypto Week in DC! Coincidence? Apple’s App Store lets Bitcoin sneak in the back door (again). And truth itself? The truth is now fractionalized and minted! This week we ride the regulatory rocket past the Genius Act, through the Clarity Act, and land on the Anti-CBDC bill — all conveniently timed just before Congress ghosts us in August (and the Alien news stories hit) This isn’t financial advice y’all, this the remix!
Vance in Vegas, says “Stablecoins are great… force multipliers of our economic might!” Tether owns all the US Treasure Bonds, and when Circle IPOs, institutional investors (Blackrock, Ark, Greyscale, etc) get to load up on discounted shares. US Dollar digital twin now officially tied to Bitcoin derivatives! Grift is real and in plain sight: Trump raising 2.5 Billion dollars to buy BTC!
We know Apple loves superserving the disabled community, but this has broader implications: putting Cook and Musk toe-to-toe over access to your delicious brain! Don’t sleep on Sammy Altman, his World project and iris scanning orb are at center of Proof of Humanity debate. Meanwhile Coinbase (not so) quietly breaks into S&P 500. And Amazon isn’t waiting for you to rewrite product descriptions, dummy… if an AI agent is shopping, then AI is curating the listing!
Don’t be stupid, follow the money y’all! DOJ playing Monopoly with Google and Meta and WINNING. We called it a year ago! Is Web3 really a new thing, or just a Web2 layer 2? Hard to tell… but Sammy Altman wanna bring AI to the masses, through a browser! By the way, China just bought $50 Billion dollars worth of oil from Russia–with BTC & Tether–so not technically de-dollarization. Hey Bondi, look the other way!
We’re deep in the spin-cycle of tariff season—Antarctica’s sanctioned, Trump’s on the links, and Larry Fink is whispering “recession” like it’s a bedtime story. Meanwhile, Satoshi whales are buying the dip, Buffett is sitting on cash like it’s 2008, and stablecoins are assembling a Treasury-bond Voltron behind the curtain. It’s all vibes until it’s policy. So… is this the decoupling?
On ‘Liberation Day Eve’ our breath is baited and held… “how many of the fifteen-million purported tariffs will affect my life?” the people scream as they run to hide their seed phrases. Magic 8-ball says “FEDs signal Crypto is here and here to stay!” Bitcoin mining OK, meme-coin shilling OK, lawsuit dropping OK, and Texas Stock Exchange and subsequent geofencing OK! But if all indicators say the tailwind pushes us forward, are we actually moving forward?
First the Bitcoin ETF, then the Ethereum ETF, then the Solana ETF… but now a basket of memes ETF? As the new economy ebbs and flows in advance of ‘Liberation Day’, maybe a derivative product of Pudgy Penguins is just what we need to offset a global economic crisis? Meanwhile all-Crytpo bars are a fixture in Washington replacing stallwort bbq enclaves. And don’t sleep on Sammy Altman as OpenAI World Coin seeks VISA deal!
SXSW was a vibe! Web3, AI, and creator economy talk ruled the scene, but no one’s saying “metaverse” anymore. Why? The tech has matured, and it’s all about ownership now. Disney, Apple, and Accenture are doubling down on immersive content, and the collaborative spirit of Web3 is alive and well. Remember Audio Galaxy? Early SXSW days meet the new AI-generated music and media landscape. Plus, the fall of format — AI’s making content fluid across platforms, and the next creative boom is already here.
Have you been involved in another week of absolute crypto chaos? Episode 103 is packed with wild headlines—Alexis Ohanian wants to put TikTok on-chain, Dogecoin just got the ETF green light, and the SEC is suddenly not interested in Yuga Labs anymore. Meanwhile, Trump’s late-night tweets are sending Bitcoin and Ethereum on a ride wilder than a meme stock rally. Is this market manipulation at its finest, or just another day in the digital asset circus? We break it all down—strategic reserves, power plays, and why Brian Armstrong is out here acting like the only adult in the room. Grab a drink, this one’s a trip.
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The playbook is out in the open—Bitcoin gets a “strategic reserve” narrative, Ethereum ETFs move forward, and sovereign wealth funds quietly load up on digital assets. Musk’s OpenAI bid fuels another AI war, Doge investigators track government spending in real time, and Taylor Swift is single-handedly rewriting the NFL’s financial model. But the real question—who’s setting up the ultimate crypto rug pull?
First the BItcoin Digital Reserve, then Microstrategy rebrands to “Strategy, a BTC” (Bitcoin Treasury Company)... Not to be outdone, Gov explores Sovereign Wealth Funds to acquire Real World Assets! Take a nod from Scandinavian Royalty, buy up distressed companies under DOJ watch. Pachai happy to sell Chrome to the USA, why? Google wants to focus on AI for military implementations anyway… I give you my chrome, and let us help you on the battlefield! China happy to sell TikTok to USA, why? Fork-off plurality of regional products!
Like the schoolyard song, “whomever smelt it, dealt it.” There’s a cloud of hard gas (fees) around your Aeron, sir! Perhaps Solana’s ‘Sputnik Moment’ will be like China's? $6MM Deep Fake, er Deep Seek ‘spooks’ Wall Street, everything on discount. Sammy Alman launches ChatGPT GOV so stocks surge back, whew! All the while, Saylor loads up on crypto and ‘boilerplates’ Musk, makes BTC = ‘Bitcoin Treasury Company’… all bark and no bite, DOGE-y?