In this festive (and absolutely ridiculous) episode, I’m sharing the true story of how my son Pascal found out the truth about Santa—and why I’ve always said I should’ve saved for therapy instead of college. From psychedelic mushroom folklore to reindeer pee (yes, really), to the moment Pascal asked me point-blank, “Are you Santa?” in JULY… this episode is part comedy, part chaos, and part parenting reflection.
We’ll talk about the right time to tell kids the truth, why some kids crumble and others shrug, how the “veil of childhood” lifts around age nine, and why the real sadness isn’t about Santa at all—it’s about growing up. Whether you’re a Santa family, a non-Santa family, or somewhere in between, this story will make you laugh, cringe, and rethink the “big reveal.”
What's Covered:
🎅 How kids actually figure out the truth about Santa
😳 Jamie’s chaotic, hilarious “big reveal” story
🧠 The developmental age when kids truly understand
❤️ Why the sadness isn’t about Santa—it’s about growing up
😂 Why Jamie says she should’ve saved for therapy, not college
Origins of Santa article: https://www.ffungi.org/blog/the-influence-of-hallucinogenic-mushrooms-on-christmas
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