Yeinsen Brian (Alexander Krause) welcomes Roger Hammersmith (Sam Browne) into the lounge to discuss their father’s unjustified incarceration. Plus, Yeinsen learns that prisons have a photo day, not to create a one-man show for the money, and that firefighters can clock out once the building has burned down.

Achilles Cliff — Head of Hiring and Firing (Alexander Krause), Preston Cliff — Head of Feline Marketing (Trevor Scott) & Harvey Cliff the Third — Head of Canine Marketing (Ben Slinger) all meet for the Cliff Estate/Mernda Gazette earnings call. They discuss using non-micro chips, the AFL funding Cruella De Vil, and how to hire and fire a gun.

The Voice (Ben Mitchell) helps guide a theatre employee (Alexander Krause) to be more confident. Everyone learns the dangers of being splayed, that you want to spring for popcorn and tube, and that the door is designed to hit you on the way out.

Yallum Orlando (Alexander Krause) sits his ass down and listens to The Voice (Ben Mitchell) to understand how best to atone. Plus, Yallum learns that you shouldn’t get suede wet, how to smash, and if the start of a date isn’t going well then don’t sign a lease together.

Jurors (Alexander Krause, Sean M Elliott, Trevor Scott, Chris Bates, Jessica Luu, Laurie Page, Isabel Cameron & Kate O’Keeffe) meet to discuss their verdict on the crimes of the host of One Last Late-Night Talk Show. Everyone learns to have a guy for breakfast, to find the animous, and that the real escape room is the depression we find along the way

Yed Hundi (Alexander Krause) is joined by Pat Star (Jessica Luu), Eugene Worthing (Chris Bates), Tabatha Goldsworthy (Kate O’Keeffe), May Anna Lee (Laurie Page), Arthur Honeysuckle (Sean M Elliott), Frank Walker (Trevor Scott) & Tracy Pokémon (Isabel Cameron) to celebrate the 100th episode of the show! Plus, Yed learns to be all flippers no pecs, how to practice combative meditation, and that Frank Walker’s national tiles are internationally sourced. Thanks to everyone, guests and listeners, for 100 wonderful episodes!

Achilles Cliff — Head of Hiring and Firing (Alexander Krause), Preston Cliff (Flashbang) — Camera and Key Light Operator (Trevor Scott) & Harvey Cliff the Third — R&D&D (Ben Slinger) all meet for the Cliff Estate/Mernda Gazette earnings call. They discuss that it’s good to ween in but hard to ween off, the dangers of a blue-light disco, and that you have to be this Seth Meyers to ride. Catch Trevor & Ben in Bit Storm: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/bit-storm-426453

Bruno Mars (Jamie Yung) and Marg (Alexander Krause) share their pre-wedding secrets. They both learn being your own daughter is sick, catching a grenade shouldn’t be someone’s first instinct, and that they’re serving chikhai bardo for dinner.

Yoshi Merchant (Alexander Krause) welcomes the one and only Bruno Mars (Jamie Yung) into the lounge to help them find love. Plus, Yoshi learns the dangers of rogue Beyblades, if you’re a napkin it’s okay to wipe yourself on a dead man’s mouth, and that the Love is Blind formula is difficult to replicate.

Some Drizzl’d Tower Employees (Alexander Krause & Isabel Cameron) help a ghost (Trevor Scott) with their donut hole order. Everyone learns to be an imposter with zero syndrome, that a tiger can kneed a man into dough, and to dress for the job you want (including elephant).

Yobble Bamstring (Alexander Krause) sits down with Barbara Barnaby (Isabel Cameron) & Adam Barbara (Trevor Scott) to discuss being born a Barbara. Plus, Yobble learns that some ghosts don’t go oooo they go oh, to commit patricide on the mattresside, and to never two-time Tiny Tina. [Riddle Tower as featured in: S08E05 Three’s a Ghost with the Pinball Boys]

Philip Cliff — Head of Hiring and Firing (Alexander Krause), Lightbringer — Walking Billboard (Trevor Scott) & Harvey Cliff the Third — Ex Metaverse Newslander Warrior (Ben Slinger) all meet for the Cliff Estate/Mernda Gazette earnings call. They discuss the broken beep system, the villainous Slugworth, and to dim yourself in your own time. Catch Trevor & Ben in Bit Storm: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/bit-storm-426453

Mr Humphry’s (Sean M Elliott) and Toby (Alexander Krause) invites candidates (Sam Browne & Jaime Cerda) into the mayor’s office to choose their new leader. Everyone learns not to get a $50 haircut on the docks, that life is different south of the balls, and to hold your applause.

Yim Volume (Alexander Krause) speaks with Mike Fairylights (Sean M Elliott), Frank Almond (Sam Browne) & Teddy Jay (Jaime Cerda) about the 27 brain people in all of us. Plus, Yim learns not to go full Tropic Thunder, the love and loss of mop relationships, and that the inside of Santa isn’t magic but blood and brain.

Philip — Mailroom Worker (Alexander Krause), Preston Cliff — Light Transmission Officer (Trevor Scott) & Harvey Cliff the Third — Metaverse Newslander Warrior (Ben Slinger) all meet for the Cliff Estate/Mernda Gazette earnings call. They discuss why you can’t get a good VR mimic these days, how to quarter like our hero Dementus, and the dangers of liquid light. Catch Trevor & Ben in Bit Storm: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/bit-storm-426453

Truckers (Alexander Krause, Mia Rohan & Chris Tim) try everything they can to be the one who gets to haul straw. Everyone learns with logs come birds and that those birds love talking about curtains.

Yickle Barcleff (Alexander Krause) talks with Keeva Corn (Mia Rohan) & Patrick Devonport (Chris Tim) about whether fans of One Last Late-Night Talk Show should be allowed on the show. Plus Yickle learns radio doesn’t do food, nothing says love like a wet envelope, and that Mr Rubick made a cube.

Dr. Zgjkz (Laurie Page) helps a peculiar patient (Alexander Krause) with their foot. Everyone learns that washing isn’t a hobby, to hold a flash, and that everything’s a Fringe show.

Yanker Maverick (Alexander Krause) chats to May Anna Lee (Laurie Page) and tries their best to figure out what’s wrong with her. Plus, Yanker learns how make a Doctor Doctor joke, the benefits of recreational diabetes medication, and that women are allowed to have husbands but they should disclose.

Nameless Husk (Alexander Krause), Preston Cliff — Electric Light Officer (Trevor Scott) & Harvey Cliff the Third – Youth Outreach Officer (Ben Slinger) all meet for the Cliff Estate/Mernda Gazette earnings call. They discuss keeping the lights down, how to transmit Karate at a Kilometre, and that Mamba No. 5 is a Pokedex. Catch Trevor & Ben in Bit Storm: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/bit-storm-426453