Siblings (Alexander Krause, Jason Rout, Mia Rohan & Trevor Scott) gather in the men’s bathroom at Watergardens to celebrate New Year’s Eve. Everyone learns Club V.Room is just the visitors room at Prison, if Brad’s in the bathroom he’s using it, and how to pronounce disguise. Happy New Year!

Yabum Bug (Alexander Krause) sits down with Albert “Santa Claus” Pencil-Case (Jason Rout), Jean Genes (Mia Rohan) & Steve Elfington (Trevor Scott), and they all take part in the great Christmas Armistice of 2025. Plus Yabum learns that belly button shots are never deep enough, complaining to the marriager is complaining to someone’s wife, and that a Viking Funeral requires a bugle. Merry Christmas one and all!

Goebbels and Nixon Nixon (Alexander Krause & Ryan Stickland) get some assistance out of a vending machine from Dr Doctor Kavorcian. Everyone learns how to go all the way as roommates, that doctors aren’t allowed to work out, and the dangers of the name raffle.

Yighta Shine (Alexander Krause) invites Mike Stand (Ryan Stickland) & Fin Breeze (Sujith De Silva) in to the lounge to discuss their varied work lives. Plus, Yighta learns we’re all striving to be wealthy deer wealthy, the greediness of vending machine physicals, and a solid alibi is counting money in your penthouse.

Achilles Cliff — Head of Security (Alexander Krause), Preston Cliff — Bird Media Wrangler (Trevor Scott) & Harvey Cliff the Third — Research and Development (Ben Slinger), all meet for the Cliff Estate/Mernda Gazette earnings call. They discuss being put under on a tour of the hair factory, being birds with benefits, and when you see a German you say a Judas Sermon. Catch Trevor & Ben in Bit Storm: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/bit-storm-426453

Roger Hammersmith (Sam Browne) goes to a blackjack table and helps teach a dealer (Alexander Krause) how to play. Everyone learns how to play the devil’s kiss, that there’s too many acronyms in games and addresses, and an unlucky rabbit’s foot is attached to a full rabbit that’s attacking you.

Yeinsen Brian (Alexander Krause) welcomes Roger Hammersmith (Sam Browne) into the lounge to discuss their father’s unjustified incarceration. Plus, Yeinsen learns that prisons have a photo day, not to create a one-man show for the money, and that firefighters can clock out once the building has burned down.

Achilles Cliff — Head of Hiring and Firing (Alexander Krause), Preston Cliff — Head of Feline Marketing (Trevor Scott) & Harvey Cliff the Third — Head of Canine Marketing (Ben Slinger) all meet for the Cliff Estate/Mernda Gazette earnings call. They discuss using non-micro chips, the AFL funding Cruella De Vil, and how to hire and fire a gun.

The Voice (Ben Mitchell) helps guide a theatre employee (Alexander Krause) to be more confident. Everyone learns the dangers of being splayed, that you want to spring for popcorn and tube, and that the door is designed to hit you on the way out.

Yallum Orlando (Alexander Krause) sits his ass down and listens to The Voice (Ben Mitchell) to understand how best to atone. Plus, Yallum learns that you shouldn’t get suede wet, how to smash, and if the start of a date isn’t going well then don’t sign a lease together.

Jurors (Alexander Krause, Sean M Elliott, Trevor Scott, Chris Bates, Jessica Luu, Laurie Page, Isabel Cameron & Kate O’Keeffe) meet to discuss their verdict on the crimes of the host of One Last Late-Night Talk Show. Everyone learns to have a guy for breakfast, to find the animous, and that the real escape room is the depression we find along the way

Yed Hundi (Alexander Krause) is joined by Pat Star (Jessica Luu), Eugene Worthing (Chris Bates), Tabatha Goldsworthy (Kate O’Keeffe), May Anna Lee (Laurie Page), Arthur Honeysuckle (Sean M Elliott), Frank Walker (Trevor Scott) & Tracy Pokémon (Isabel Cameron) to celebrate the 100th episode of the show! Plus, Yed learns to be all flippers no pecs, how to practice combative meditation, and that Frank Walker’s national tiles are internationally sourced. Thanks to everyone, guests and listeners, for 100 wonderful episodes!

Achilles Cliff — Head of Hiring and Firing (Alexander Krause), Preston Cliff (Flashbang) — Camera and Key Light Operator (Trevor Scott) & Harvey Cliff the Third — R&D&D (Ben Slinger) all meet for the Cliff Estate/Mernda Gazette earnings call. They discuss that it’s good to ween in but hard to ween off, the dangers of a blue-light disco, and that you have to be this Seth Meyers to ride. Catch Trevor & Ben in Bit Storm: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/bit-storm-426453

Bruno Mars (Jamie Yung) and Marg (Alexander Krause) share their pre-wedding secrets. They both learn being your own daughter is sick, catching a grenade shouldn’t be someone’s first instinct, and that they’re serving chikhai bardo for dinner.

Yoshi Merchant (Alexander Krause) welcomes the one and only Bruno Mars (Jamie Yung) into the lounge to help them find love. Plus, Yoshi learns the dangers of rogue Beyblades, if you’re a napkin it’s okay to wipe yourself on a dead man’s mouth, and that the Love is Blind formula is difficult to replicate.

Some Drizzl’d Tower Employees (Alexander Krause & Isabel Cameron) help a ghost (Trevor Scott) with their donut hole order. Everyone learns to be an imposter with zero syndrome, that a tiger can kneed a man into dough, and to dress for the job you want (including elephant).

Yobble Bamstring (Alexander Krause) sits down with Barbara Barnaby (Isabel Cameron) & Adam Barbara (Trevor Scott) to discuss being born a Barbara. Plus, Yobble learns that some ghosts don’t go oooo they go oh, to commit patricide on the mattresside, and to never two-time Tiny Tina. [Riddle Tower as featured in: S08E05 Three’s a Ghost with the Pinball Boys]

Philip Cliff — Head of Hiring and Firing (Alexander Krause), Lightbringer — Walking Billboard (Trevor Scott) & Harvey Cliff the Third — Ex Metaverse Newslander Warrior (Ben Slinger) all meet for the Cliff Estate/Mernda Gazette earnings call. They discuss the broken beep system, the villainous Slugworth, and to dim yourself in your own time. Catch Trevor & Ben in Bit Storm: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/bit-storm-426453

Mr Humphry’s (Sean M Elliott) and Toby (Alexander Krause) invites candidates (Sam Browne & Jaime Cerda) into the mayor’s office to choose their new leader. Everyone learns not to get a $50 haircut on the docks, that life is different south of the balls, and to hold your applause.

Yim Volume (Alexander Krause) speaks with Mike Fairylights (Sean M Elliott), Frank Almond (Sam Browne) & Teddy Jay (Jaime Cerda) about the 27 brain people in all of us. Plus, Yim learns not to go full Tropic Thunder, the love and loss of mop relationships, and that the inside of Santa isn’t magic but blood and brain.