Thanksgiving is supposed to bring families together… but this year, the Internet turned it into a crime scene.We react to the worst Thanksgiving disasters people proudly posted online from unseasoned turkeys and chaotic casseroles to families ruining the entire holiday with drama, pettiness, and pure delusion.And the biggest villain of them all?The folks who decided Thanksgiving was the day to “experiment” in the kitchen.Robert and Mrs. Sawyer break down the funniest fails, the family chaos, and why some people should not be allowed within five feet of a stove, especially on a holiday.It’s messy, it’s hilarious, and it’s painfully relatable.Want Advice? https://onlyblackkids.comINSTAGRAM https://instagram.com/onlyblackkidsAll third-party clips belong to their respective creators — used under fair use for commentary & reaction.#OBKReacts #RelationshipDrama #ViralTikTok #HealthyRelationships #MarriageTalk #BlackLove

You ever sit down at a family dinner and think—“Oh, this about to get ugly”? Yeah. That’s this whole episode.

We’re deep in the mess today with Reddit stories and Classmate letters about family betrayal, abandonment, wild accusations, and straight-up generational disrespect. From sisters fighting over who’s the “chosen one” to a husband secretly writing a novel about his sister-in-law (??), the chaos does not let up.

Plus:

A Classmate asks how to survive the holidays with a freeloading family

Toxic Confessions that might make you block your auntie

And yes, we’re still taking signups for Office Hours and OBK Book Club is reading our first book selection! Don’t say we don’t feed you.

🎁 BONUS EPISODE ALERT:

We kept the mics on for an Honor Roll–only bonus segment with extra stories and reactions you won’t hear anywhere else. Want in? Join the Honor Roll at https://www.onlyblackkids.com

Hit that subscribe button, turn on your notifications, and COMMENT:

What’s the messiest family dinner you’ve ever survived?

00:00 Homeroom

01:46 ATBK- real life Cinderella

08:24 AITA for abandoning my daughter on vacation?

14:16 AITA for calling out my cousin when she tried to blame her body odor on me?

21:02 AITA for telling my daughter that life isn’t high school and if it was she would be the loser now

25:21 AITA for telling my sister she wasn't always the chosen one?

32:10 WIBTA for telling my sister about her husband's creepy AF novel about me?

41:55 AITA for telling my brother our mother isn’t the problem, his wife is the common denominator with all this drama

44:51 School Snacks

50:07 Mrs.Parker- I Poked Him in the Butt

51:09 Toxic confessions- She Swears She's Not a Lesbian

52:13 Toxic confessions- Chanel Wants Me to Know She's Still With My Husband

53:18 Toxic confessions- He Lied about being in the military

54:34 Toxic confessions- My Husband told my family I was missing

55:50 The Worst Family Secrets People Have Found Out

This one felt like sitting on a porch with the funniest, realest grandmas on earth.

We reacted to elders talking about love, money, dating, and what actually matters in life, from a wholesome grandma reminding us that people mean more than things… to another one spitting full Miami-Trina energy telling her granddaughter to make men pay up.

Robert & Mrs. Sawyer break down the wisdom, the comedy, and the surprisingly honest takes about relationships today vs. “back in their day.”

Endearing, hilarious, and occasionally chaotic, this episode proves the elderly still have the best commentary on the internet.

This week’s class is in full session, and the drama is layered. We’re talking about birthday dinners gone wrong, freeloading friends who eat your entire fridge, and the art of weaponizing nudity mid-argument (yup, that’s a thing).We’ve got listener submissions and Reddit chaos, including: • A girlfriend who strips during fights—and it works • A “work husband” who got a little too comfortable • A dad who wants the master bedroom in YOUR house • And a guest who literally ate everything in the houseOh—and college tuition drama that will have you questioning family loyalty for real.Plus: your favorite new segment, School Snacks, is back! Mrs. Sawyer’s taste buds take a trip down memory lane with some classic school lunch nostalgia.Classmates, this episode is a roller coaster, don’t miss it.

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00:00 Homeroom

01:30 ATBK- The Culture for the Win

09:51 ATBK- I love “ I’m a therapist but not your therapist”

12:19 ATBK- Advice: wife wants more sex from husband

20:28 My girlfriend gets naked every time we start to argue and I freaking hate it because I’m weak.

23:26 AITA for walking out of my girlfriend’s birthday dinner after she made me sit next to her “work husband”?

26:18 AITA for not paying for my dad’s new wife’s kids’ college when I promised to cover my siblings’?

29:50 AITJ for not giving my dad the master bedroom in my new house?

34:30 School Snacks- Apple Juice

37:08 AITA for refusing to pay for our friend's now broken Iphone and sunglasses that our son broke

41:26 AITA for not wanting our friend to ever come back to our house after he ate literally everything we owned?

48:58 Am I wrong for divorcing my ex-wife over kids and now refusing to be a part of her son’s life?

01:00:56 Toxic Confessions- Mrs. Parker 4 real- I Met My Husband's Emergency Contact

A single dad wanted to host a sleepover for his daughter and her friends. But when the moms said “no thanks,” he got defensive… real defensive.

Then came the plot twist: turns out this dad also does something strange for some change, regularly posts videos dancing about “his fat 🍑,” and then spent the week arguing with women on the Internet about why they’re “discriminating” against him.

Robert and Mrs. Sawyer break down how this situation went from parenting discussion to full-on chaos, the double standards at play, and why sometimes people expose exactly why folks didn’t trust them in the first place.

Want Advice? https://onlyblackkids.com

We’re calling this one Poison for a reason.

Some of y’all are out here sipping straight delusion with a straw and calling it love. We’re back with an Ask the Black Kids–only episode, and this week’s inbox is equal parts messy, petty, heartbreaking, and hilarious.

We’ve got:

No More Vanilla Sex

I Was Dating My Uncle

Should I Take the Bakery Job My Estranged Husband Got Me?

My Dad’s Brain Surgery Turned Into a Side-Piece Reveal

Men Don’t Talk

Plus: A hot new School Snacks segment, and Toxic Confessions featuring Ms. ParkerForReal

🎓 Don’t just watch—join the Class.

Get exclusive episodes, bonus content, and vote in all the shenanigans:

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00:00 Homeroom

05:26 Am I wrong for rejecting a bakery job because my estranged husband sent them my CV?

12:06 Crazy side-piece story: My father's brain surgery

17:06 Single but keep going back

24:50 No More Vanilla

34:31 Men don't talk.

41:59 I Was Dating My Uncle

01:01:28 School Snacks

01:07:07 iHeart

01:10:36 messy story from my young adulthood

01:16:53 Toxic Confession- I'm Hooking Up with a Rapper Who Doesn't Wash His Ass

01:17:49 Toxic Confession- His Baby mama accused me of abandonment because I left the child with her father

01:19:33 Toxic Confession- I Link with Paige to Humiliate Her

01:20:49 Toxic Confessions- I'm dating a Social Worker

01:22:22 Ms. Parker For Real- I've Been with My Boyfriend for 28 years

Why don’t we hear more from couples who are actually happy?

Because happiness don’t get views!

In a refreshing break from relationship chaos, OBK Reacts explore why positive marriages rarely go viral, whether happy husbands/wives stay offline on purpose, and what it means for how we learn about relationships.

We also react to a wholesome TikTok where a boyfriend flips the “what would you do if we broke up?” question and shows how much he actually cares.

Are healthy relationships just boring… or are people protecting what matters most?

Drop a heart 🖤 if you want a full episode on healthy relationships & how to build one.

EPISODE 100 IS HERE!

We made it, Classmates. 100 episodes of laughter, letters, chaos, and class. In this milestone episode, we’re celebrating how far we’ve come—and where we’re headed next.

Here’s what’s inside:

Our first-ever FREE bonus episode is now available when you join the Class Notes mailing list.

New merch is live—and yes, we wore it for this very recording.

OBK’s new membership site is officially launched (come get this tea and these perks).

🗓️ Save the date: Office Hours is Thursday, Nov 6 at 8pm EST

📚 We announce the first OBK Book Club pick: The Other Black Girl

And of course… we cracked open the inbox for the latest “Ask the Black Kids” letters:

• Getting older with few dating options?

• Should you confront someone at church… during service?

• What’s the pettiest way to grab the remote control?

• When love turns one-sided, how do you “find someone who sees you”?

Plus an old-school School Snacks segment and Toxic Confessions to close it out.

Unlock the free bonus episode + join our new OBK community at onlyblackkids.com

00:00 Homeroom

01:29 What's Changing

04:27 More OBK!!! (Bonus Episodes)

09:08 OBK Has been a Ride

13:08 Office Hours November 6th 8pm EST

16:42 Thank You Classmates!

20:09 Here We Go...

25:32 OBK Inspiration

37:46 ATBK- I’m glad that I found you!

38:26 ATBK- Seeking Advice on Whether to Stay or Move On

52:23 ATBK- Getting older and want a mate

56:47 ATBK- Petty Moment, Remote Control

57:24 OBK Book Club- The Other Black Girl

59:43 ATBK- Should I tell her Off in Church?

01:06:53 ATBK- Picking up the Pieces

01:15:11 ATBK- How to find someone who sees me

01:25:47 School Snacks

01:29:20 MsParkerForReal- My Husband has been Talking to Raven

01:29:53 MsParkerForReal- I've been Sleeping with my Brother's Wife

01:30:32 MsParkerForReal- I told My Ex I was Getting Evicted

01:31:18 MsParkerForReal- How Do I get Him to Never Lay with another man

01:36:09 Toxic Confessions- I Told My Fiancé I'm a CEO

01:37:03 Toxic Confessions- I Found a Wealthy 20yo Virgin

01:38:07 Toxic Confessions- I Want My Man to Leave

She planned the perfect birthday for her husband. Then he packed his bags for a 5-day cruise with his dad and left her and four kids behind.In this OBK Reacts episode, Robert and Mrs. Sawyer dive into the viral “POV: You Married a Selfish Man” TikTok, breaking down score-keeping in relationships, emotional immaturity, and how competition can quietly ruin a marriage.Have you ever been with someone who made everything a scoreboard? Drop your thoughts in the comments!Send us your relationship questions: asktheblackkids@gmail.com

Classmates wrote in, and this week… it’s giving we need to talk.From ghosting guilt and 20-year age gaps to interracial insecurity and divorce served like Uber Eats, we’re unpacking the wild, the weary, and the how did I get here?

Whether it’s a grandma with too much ego, a sister who won’t answer the phone, or a man about to get served while watching ESPN, this episode is full of left turns with no GPS.We asked: “How did I end up here?” And the answer might be: vibes.

Plus: we introduce Office Hours, a new School Snacks segment, and your favorite part- Toxic Confessions.Hit play and join the class discussion.

Want advice? Leave us a message: https://www.onlyblackkids.com

00:00 Homeroom

00:43 Like a Christmas Tree

05:39 AITA? I need perspective

23:30 WIBTA if I just blocked and ghosted him?

26:42 20 Year Age Gap and Feeling Unevenly Yolked

42:34 Announcements- Office Hours

54:55 Insecure about Interracial Marriage

01:01:58 Literally the Only Black Kids

01:11:18 Am I wrong for telling my grandma to get over herself?

01:18:45 Classmate Community- I’m Nurse Just not Your Nurse

01:21:46 AITA for being a bad sister because I hate phone calls?

01:28:41 Am I the Asshole for filling for divorce and not Telling my husband even though we live together

01:40:03 School Snacks

01:48:13 Toxic Confessions- How do I Convince My Wife to Go Back to Her Old Hoe Ways

01:49:18 Toxic Confessions- Ebony Aliens

01:50:14 Toxic Confessions- Romel Loves Me, but He Married Another Woman Behind My Back

01:51:03 Toxic Confessions- My Fiancé Bored Me

01:52:45 Ms. Parkerforreal Toxic Confessions- How Do I Convince My Wife...

01:56:36 Episode 100 is Next

It started as a fun girls’ trip to Atlanta with plans for sightseeing, brunch, and vibes.But when jealousy, missing keys, and stolen Airbnbs entered the chat… things went LEFT!

In this OBK Reacts episode, we unpack the ultimate Girls Trip Gone Wrong story and get into what it reveals about friendship dynamics, hidden envy, and knowing when to sit the next trip out.

Have you ever been on a trip that tested your friendships?

Want advice? Leave us a message: https://www.onlyblackkids.com

We love softness, safety, and sanity — but this episode gave everything but.

From interracial dating awkwardness and the mystery of Taylor Swift’s grip on white women, to being BLOCKED over a last-minute favor, this week we tapped into the r/BlackLadies subreddit to unpack the subtle (and not so subtle) moments where we realize: maybe we’re not on the same page.

We’ve also got an extremely toxic confession, OBK Book Club mentions, and Mrs. Sawyer returns with School Snacks.

Need advice? Leave us a message: https://www.onlyblackkids.com

00:00 Homeroom

09:42 ATBK intro

10:07 Mrs. Sawyer will Cut You With a Smile

11:53 ATBK- My Man Feels Like an Overdue Bill

18:10 What is it about Taylor Swift that white women love so much???

25:39 Battle of the White Girls

28:23 My white boyfriend watched Sinners for the first time

36:25 Robert's Theories on Commercials

40:28 The concept of sharing a bed with someone forever..

48:33 My friend of 9 years blocked me because I didn’t do her a last minute favor

55:40 OBK Book Club

59:40 School Snacks

01:07:26 Ms_ParkerForReal- My Last 9 Years

01:13:47 Toxic Confessions- She Wore a Diaper to the Chris Brown Concert

01:15:31 Toxic Confessions- She begs on TikTok and Lies about Me

01:16:23 Toxic Confessions- I Left My Job and Fiancé for willing women in Thailand

01:17:32 Toxic Confessions- I Wanted to Show Him I could be the Better Woman

01:18:49 Toxic Confessions- Get in Line before I Become Your Step-Daddy

01:20:27 Toxic Confessions- I Had my Palm Read in New Orleans

This might be the wildest first date story ever.

An 18-year-old goes on her first real date... and her date shows up with four other guys… including a surprise “buddy” from college he used to be intimate with 😳

What starts as an innocent Cheesecake Factory meet-up turns into the kind of story that makes you question your entire dating life.

We’re reacting to every twist, every red flag, and every “SHENAN” in this chaotic ride.

Marriage is beautiful… until you forget the anniversary, your wife goes on vacation without you, and your husband makes a mess you have to clean. This week, we’re diving deep into marital chaos, and whew—some of y’all got us wondering if y’all ever read the vows.

In this episode:

• A husband forgets the anniversary—but somehow still gets a smile??

• “Bro Code” gets obliterated in favor of full transparency with the wife

• A trivia night truth bomb sparks insecurity

• A woman reclaims her peace by flying solo

• Cold water, naked husbands, and more wild toxic confessions

Plus:

🖤 Two Ask the Black Kids stories—one a warning, one a hopeful twist

🎧 More Sawyer Lore—how Mrs. and Mr. Sawyer became “us”

🔥 Toxic Confessions you didn’t ask for, but definitely need to hear

Hit play, Classmates. This one’s for everyone who’s ever asked, “Is this what marriage is supposed to feel like?”

Need advice? Leave us a message: https://www.onlyblackkids.com

00:00 Homeroom

3:21 ATBK- Are We Even Speaking the Same Language

09:06 ATBK- My Husband Forgot Our Anniversary & Made me Smile Anyway

11:47 AITA for telling my friend I share everything with my wife and I don't believe in bro code?

21:23 Am I the asshole for going on vacation without my husband

34:18 AITA for saying my wife wasn’t my dream girl in a trivia game

37:22 Pickleball Tea

41:04 AITA for throwing a cup of cold water on my naked husband?

56:40 Announcements

01:00:24 Mrs. Sawyer the Bully

01:03:48 More The Sawyers Lore

01:24:11 Ms_ParkerForReal- My Parents Gave me 28k for a House, My Boyfriend spent it on his baby mamas

01:28:31 Toxic Confessions- As Her Husband I'm Entitled to that Money

01:30:19 Toxic Confessions- My Fiancé Didn't Feed My Daughter so she could Get Drunk

01:31:35 Toxic Confessions- I'll Do Anything in Bed except...

01:33:07 Toxic Confessions- We Were At The Most Ghetto Hospital in Nevada

01:34:46 Toxic Confessions- She's Putting Us in Debt with her Reckless Spending

This week on OBK Reacts we dive into the viral story of Kayla the Mystery Shopper — the woman who claimed her review got a restaurant manager fired. But here’s the twist: the restaurant says no one was fired, they don’t even use mystery shoppers… and Kayla’s video is full of jump cuts.

With a history of fraud arrests and a brand-new course to sell, is Kayla exposing bad service or just stirring up controversy to go viral? We break it all down and want to hear what the Classmates think.

Buckle up, Classmates — this week’s inbox is wild. From a woman caught in a web of kids, lies, and military relocations… to a listener surviving a decade-long situationship that ended with threats and a gun… to family dinners where the “casual” racism is off the charts.

We’re answering YOUR dilemmas about love, boundaries, survival, and self-respect in this all‑new Ask the Black Kids episode. Plus, Mrs. Sawyer debuts our new segment SCHOOL SNACKS, where we try nostalgic lunchroom treats while giving life‑saving advice.

Whether you’re questioning your relationship, your family, or your sanity, this one’s for you.

Press play and join the chaos.

Need advice? Leave us a message:

https://www.onlyblackkids.com

00:00 Homeroom

06:42 Does he really love me or are we only together for convenience?

20:18 ATBK- I KNOW BETTER

23:49 AITA for telling my friends I genuinely have no type physically but personality is what locks me

29:07 What the Classmates talkin' bout

34:46 Music!!!

36:21 I am a mixed raced women, who is in a romantic relationship with a white man.

43:53 The Gym Bully

46:43 I was dealing with this man for 11 years same time as his other woman.

51:09 What should I do to get out of this situation?

56:36 SCHOOL SNACKS

01:02:29 Toxic Confessions- My Husband Brought Me to a Bug Catching Party

01:08:51 Toxic Work Confession

01:09:24 Toxic Confession #1- A Single Piece of Popcorn

01:10:51 Toxic Confession #2- Sugar Water

01:13:25 Toxic Confession #3- Wet Paper Towel

01:15:26 Toxic Confession #4- Hair Collection

01:18:33 Episode 100

01:19:14 One time for the Mrs.

This week’s OBK Reacts is comedy gold with first dates gone horribly wrong:

• A prankster threatening to rob a man who sent his address too fast • A “robbery haul” straight from a date’s house 😳 • A bathroom disaster that killed the vibe 🚽 • A Jezbel Spirit who was late to a date at church!The comments roasted her, and so did we. Sit back, because this one is a ride.

The inbox was unhinged… again.In this all-Ask-the-Black-Kids episode, we unpack the most shocking, layered, and emotionally loaded submissions yet.From the woman whose husband ran a seven-year cheating saga like it was a Netflix franchise — to the classmate stuck between loyalty and disgust in a friendship that refuses to evolve — to that aunt who is out here aura-farming under the guise of “concern”…Dating. Boundaries. Pregnancy. Relocation. Rage. Unlearning.It’s giving: Therapy meets Group Chat meets Family Reunion after the liquor hits.There’s even an update from the classmate who asked if she should leave her husband because she's too happy.Tap in. It’s a ride.

Need advice? Leave us a message: https://www.onlyblackkids.com

00:00 Homeroom

03:33 Is it GAD, ADHD, Attachment, or is this a sign to end it? UPDATE

05:37 Wanted to Share My Story

12:45 If You Can Pronounce It You Can Say It (has audio)

23:33 Life, Love, and a Lot of Drama- Looking for Your Take!

35:51 Response to last week’s episode 08/13/25

41:45 Am I the asshole for defending my partner from my aunt?

45:31 Mrs. Sawyer's Hater

48:56 Episode 100 is Coming

51:19 Y’alls marriage SAVED Me

56:09 CDL Only Black Kids dot com

01:04:40 OBK Appreciation

01:09:46 What’s the deal OBK?

01:14:13 Relationship Future Advice

01:19:16 Am I the A Hole

This week on OBK Reacts, we dive into one of the weirder stories we’ve ever heard: It's a breakup that involves stolen pets & family betrayal.From “she stole his dog” to “she cheated with his step-father,” this story has the internet in shock… and we’ve got plenty to say about it. Buckle up because this one is messy and unbelievable all at once.

Some Reddit titles deserve a Pulitzer… but do the actual stories deliver?

This week we put shock value to the test. From a husband who’s already planning next year’s divorce to a comedian girlfriend whose man said “get a real job,” we’re diving into the most unhinged titles we could find.

Do the stories live up to the headline? Is the internet as wild as we think? Did he really throw away his girlfriend’s dolls like they were possessed?

Also: we take a nostalgic detour into the land of 90s and 2000s bops—because some of y’all were raised on real music and it shows.

Classmates, pull up.

Need advice? Leave us a message: https://www.onlyblackkids.com

00:00 Homeroom

01:29 AITA for thinking about Divorcing my Wife After she Drunkenly Exposed Me to Our Group of Friends

12:35 AITA For telling My Girlfriend She Needs to Get a Real Job & She'll Never Be a Famous Comedian

24:07 AITA For Telling My Wife I Won't Be As Stressed Out Next Year Because I Won't Be Married to Her

32:55 AITA For Throwing Out My Girlfriend's Dolls

42:10 AIO I think My Fiancé is Gay with His Best Friend

48:02 Wrap Up

49:03 90s/2000s Music & Movies

56:47 It's Just a Matter of Time. Until Morris enters the Chat...

01:02:38 Toxic Confessions- I Can't Afford This Man

01:04:17 Toxic Confessions- He Caught Me in Bed with My Toys

01:06:07 Toxic Confessions- I Fought My Boyfriend's Mama

01:06:52 Toxic Confessions- He Said I'm Not His Type

01:08:18 Toxic Confessions- He Ignored Me Every Day Except Sunday