Parallel Universe News Round Up. News from a different dimension.

In news from an alternate dimension, whiny old guys take on the NBA, George Clooney hears bells, God's alarm clock fails, and the pole dancing world championships. Plus, vaginas.

This week in news from a dimension entirely unlike our own: wieners wieners everywhere, Rob Ford royally rules Toronto, and Reddit insurgents seek UN sanctions.

In the parallel universe this week: Coachella health alert, Thomas Jefferson speaks out on the environment, and vaginas for all!

This week in news from a different dimension, the missing black box puts on a show, Eboling for Dollars with the world's elite, and models are revolting.

In breaking news from the parallel universe, change is not always good, Hollywood's groovin' and a' shakin', and severe train delays plague the UK.

In news from a different dimension this week, Russia games the Cold War, the horrors of environmental disasters, and dancing on the grave of a despicable hate monger to a very catchy tune.

Leprechauns react to St. Bono's Day, a song for Putin, and gorilla moms get fit, in highlights from the Parallel Universe.

This week, no news is good news as a very important special guest provides a musical interlude!

This week, Ellen's paparazzi problem, revolting students, and cuddling with bears.

This week, crimes against humanity in Ukraine, Snow White comes to America, and the martyrdom of Saint Alec of Baldwin.

Parallel Universe News Round Up. News from a different dimension.This week in news from the multiverse, National House of Cards Day, the cost of climate change, and a new catchphrase for the USA. Plus, Obamacare for the horsey set. Tune in to a dimension far far away, yet strangely close to home.