All kinds of crazy sportsball talk from Pat and Bruce. Analysis, talking, speculation, more talking, speaking about sports, and more talking. Everything you've come to know and love about sports punditry, but from your favorite movie reviewers, Pat and the Fat Man!

5 minutes? That's it, toon town is just 5 minutes long and it took us an hour to get through it!?! Are you kidding me, I mean, I've heard about deep dives, but my goodness this is a deep, deep dive. Nina Hyena, the car crashes, the bullets, the judge with the long gun, the spare parachute, all of it in this five minute gold nugget buried in the midst of this film, and Pat and Bruce go over it with the finest tooth comb you could ever have.

5 minutes? Are you kidding me?!? Pat and Bruce only managed to get through 5 minutes of the movie in this episode. I mean, what could they have even talked about for almost an hour, that only covers five minutes of the movie. Could it be the strangeness of there being an entirely different existence sitting next to Hollywood: Toon Town. Or the bullets of awesomeness? Well, only one way to figure out what they've been talking about, this time on Pat and the Fat Man!

Money, money, money, money, money. That's what it's all about. Well payed entertainment personnel and how much they get paid. But here is the twist. We ain't talking just about professional sportballers. Now we are talking about students. Individuals getting degrees at institutions of higher learning. Now getting paid enormous sums of money and the major disruptions to the college football world. Plus baseball players getting paid too much.

Part 4 and we might be actually close to being near to halfway through the movie at this point. I mean, who knew this movie was as deep as it is, cause that's definitely the reason we are taking so long. It's not that Pat can be distracted by any given flash of light or remotely shiny object. That's not what we've been drawn for, we're not bad, we've just been drawn that way. But sometimes humor really is our only defense. All of this and more, on this episode of Pat and the Fat Man.

Ice'd Tea baby! That wonderful, lovely brown substance, flowing down the gullet, sitting ever so neatly in the belly. The best thing since iced tea, it's Ice'd Tea. Yeah. Anyways, what were we talking about. Oh right. Who Framed Roger Rabbit, your boys Bruce and Pat are coming at you with another fantastic installment of the best iced tea fueled in-depth analysis of movies you could ever hope for. Join us, as we get our iced tea on.

Hello wonderful listeners to Pat and the Fat Man. We thought we might try and convince you to become a patron by giving you a sneak peek of what you are missing out on by not being one. So, here is a recent episode we did discussing the Farscape Pilot episode. If you don't remember, Farscape was a Sci-Fi Channel TV show back in the last 90's early 2000's that was basically one step shy of being Jim Henson After Dark. It was a great show and one of our patrons wanted to hear us talk about it, so we did, because we do what our Patrons want. So become a Patron and boss us around!

We got a Rabbit, we got an Eddie, we got a Bruce, we got a Pat, we got some sleezy a patty cake being played in the backroom of a juice joint in 1950's Hollywood. Listen in as Pat and the Fat Man slowly peel the onion layers off of the greasy cheeseburger that is the amazing movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

Roger Rabbit, and Who Framed Him. Who did Frame him? That's the question on everyone's mind, or at least everyone other than the Judge and his Weasels. But first we have to ride the rails, drink some sweet sweet iced tea, watch some cartoons, and take some interesting pictures. Join Pat and Bruce as we dive into this fantastic film noire with one of the most interesting conceits of all time.

We return to the Sportsball. The relentless grind that is Aggie sports, Cowboys football, and the horrors of being a Browns fan. Sprinkled in with some hockey, some Guardians, and the 2023 World Series Champion Texas Rangers. Yes, Pat and Bruce get back to the wonder and majesty that is Sportsball in this, the 2025 year of our Lord.

Well we somehow managed to make three episodes out of Predator. I don't know how we did it, probably all the talking about jokes, and pigs, and explosions, and aliens, and Dutch, and Arnold, and Kelly Clarkson, and some of this and more on the exciting conclusion to Predator, on this episode of Pat and the Fat Man.

Did I say that we would be moving on from sportball from 2024? Yeah, we just couldn't do, we just had to, no, we needed to talk about Fooseball with even more in depth. Sure, we turned out to be super wrong on who would end up going to the final, but we had a lot of fun speculating wildly and complaining about some crazy stuff going on the world of college fooseball.

100 Episodes, and who would have figured that it would be a Sportsball Episode?!?! Well, at least its almost relevant, we recording this in the December hours of 2024. We've still got some more sportsball in us, but we'll be saving it for 2025. For now, lets get down and dirty and talk about some college football and the insanity that is bowl season, the playoffs, the conference re-alighments and alllllll of the problems that has caused everyone one. All of this and more on this Episode of Pat and the Fat Man.

Pat and Bruce head back into the jungle, trying desperately to get to za choppas, trying to avoid being gutted like a pig, making off color jokes about our girlfriends, asking Dutch what the hell is really going on here, and staying away from ugly SOBs. Yes, it's back to the movies, with all this and more, on this episode of Pat and the Fat Man

Hey everyone, sometimes Pat and/or Bruce decides that they don't want to talk about anything in particular, but they do want to talk and they also want people to listen to them. And that's when we do a Whatever We Feel Like episode. It's been a while since we recorded it, so, I just as curious as you are to see what we decided to talk about.

Mid season football notes and more from Pat and Bruce prior to embarking on a cruise in a Hurricane. Welcome back to Pat and the Fat Man. We weren't completely idol...ideal...idle, that's the one, during the 4th quarter of 2024. We just were't super proactive about getting stuff out to you all our adoring fans. So, thank you for keeping it tuned it even though we've been a little absent. Every year seems to bring some real challenges, but we will keep moving forward, and even if we disappear, just know that we'll always come back.

At the behest of our Patrons over on Patreon (please, please, please become a patron!) they voted on us talking about the 1987 classic jungle alien movie Predator. Listen in as Pat and Bruce wax poetically about bad girlfriend jokes, wearing suits in the South Pacific or South America, The other guy cause looking up the names is too hard, and how many snakes were in Dutch's trousers during that one scene. Some of this and more, on this episode of Pat and the Fat Man.

Pat and the Fat Man bring you up to date on all things sportsball, although not up to date with the recent Hockey and Basketball news, we do have lots to talk about in football, soccer, baseball, and potentially other sports. But yeah, get ready to listen in to another Sportsball take from expert sportball watchers Pat and Bruce.

Pat and Bruce finally bring the Sandlot home for everyone to enjoy. Listen in as we take you through the way in which the boys finally get out of the pickle, how much a Babe Ruth signed ball is actually worth, and what happened to all of the kids as they grew up and became part of The Machine. Some of this and more, on this episode of Pat and the Fat Man.

We've been out for a little bit, but we have a three-for-one posting to make up for it. First we offer you Sportsballs 2024 the 2nd part - soccer, baseball, hockey, basketball, you name it and Pat and/or Bruce might talk about it. Who's to say what they will talk about in this episode. Find out, on this episode of Pat and the Fat Man.