Peaches Pit Party from Friday, January 2nd, 2026 // Peaches opens the first show of the year broadcasting through radio wizardry from a completely different studio, immediately admitting he is not actually there while still somehow being everywhere. He kicks things off by realizing he missed entire best of 2025 album lists, discovers Gray Haven way later than he should have, gets followed by Metalbirb like it is a personal achievement unlocked, and vows to finally keep track of his song picks before another year escapes him. From there, the show veers into New Year’s celebrations that look fun on television but are actually endurance tests involving diapers, barricades, and disappointment, including people standing around the Brooklyn Bridge staring at absolutely nothing thanks to fake social media accounts. Peaches compares that nightmare to his own wildly thrilling evening of scratch off lottery tickets, patio selfies, and winning a single dollar while his girlfriend quietly scrapbooks nearby.
Things escalate quickly when Peaches dives headfirst into official government records detailing the most horrifying objects doctors have had to extract from human bodies, proving that boredom is apparently a medical diagnosis. He then fact checks viral videos involving a four hundred pound Indiana Jones boulder going rogue at Disney World, praises a stunt worker for taking one for the team, and questions why giant corporations cannot just admit someone got wrecked by a prop rock. The concert calendar gets multiple shoutouts as Peaches debates whether his body can survive back to back metal shows, forgets to do sports on time, scrolls TMZ like a man who has given up, and imagines John Madden breaking down Tom Brady dating rumors with a telestrator. Somewhere in the middle of that, Nicolas Cage becomes John Madden, MTV quietly pulls the plug on music television, and an entire city loses its mind over the demolition of a water tower like it is a beloved family member.
The show continues spiraling as Peaches covers fake fireworks in England, fake fireworks in New York, and the universal human inability to verify information before traveling. A five hundred fifty pound bear sets up permanent residence under a California house and Peaches considers naming it and turning it into a security system. Massive seafood thefts spark a rant about overpriced lobster trucks, jobs that sound glamorous but are actually soul grinders get exposed, and Peaches reassures himself that radio is still the least traumatic option. A late night internal war breaks out over choosing Nine Inch Nails or Nothing More, and the episode closes strong with a naked Florida man robbing a meat market while wearing nothing but a mask and poor judgment, because of course it does. The first show of the year arrives loud, wandering, deeply specific, and completely unapologetic about where it ends up.
Peaches Pit Party from Tuesday, December 30th, 2025 / Peaches closes out the year by throwing the entire rulebook out the studio window, ditching To Peach Their Own and replacing it with a full blown Top 11 countdown of his favorite songs of 2025, because ten simply was not enough and compromise was never on the table. Along the way, he hands out Bad Omens, Beartooth, and PRESIDENT tickets like it is a late December miracle, breaks down why a Frontier Airlines passenger earned a very specific twenty five thousand five hundred dollar fine for turning a flight into a personal meltdown tour, and wonders who actually mails that invoice. The show spirals into the internet’s loudest arguments as Peaches dismantles the anti AI outrage machine, explains why one Electric Callboy Santa hat photo made people lose their minds, and admits that two angry comments over a Studio Ghibli edit somehow felt more dramatic than most world news. From there, things escalate quickly with a celebrity chef turning liquid nitrogen cocktails into a medical emergency, a deep dive into Stefon Diggs headlines that somehow get worse every paragraph, and the revelation that Trevon Diggs once suffered a concussion from a falling TV while trying to fix things at home. Peaches also unpacks the absolutely unbelievable bankruptcy of the largest porta potty company in America, delivers a greatest hits recap of Florida Man stories including a Chuck E Cheese mascot getting arrested mid shift, reacts to a lawsuit involving a shattered Outback Steakhouse toilet seat, and shares the most polite instrument theft apology note of all time. Add in rage bait music takes, Sleep Token discourse, chess champions winning world titles in jeans, airline pricing rants from a six foot nine perspective, Stranger Things theater confusion, and the creeping realization that time is moving way too fast, and you get a year end episode that covers everything except restraint.
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Peaches Pit Party from Monday, December 29th, 2025 / Peaches limps emotionally into the weird dead-zone between Christmas and New Year’s armed with airline price rage, seasonal sadness, and a deep distrust of anyone who asked where the snow was. He breaks down why flying home to California during the holidays costs roughly the same as a used Honda, why snow showing up late feels personal, and how one badly timed weather system can ruin an entire mood. From there, things spiral into a public confession about being the lone Big & Tall warrior in a family shirt exchange, the psychological danger of loose-fitting flannels, and how Taco Bell becomes way too confident when fabric stops holding you accountable. The episode detours into the creeping realization that younger generations can’t read out loud, can’t read Cards Against Humanity cards without assistance, and absolutely cannot read analog clocks now that schools are banning phones and exposing that skill gap in real time. Peaches revisits childhood worksheets, cursive trauma, and the terrifying idea of someone wearing a stylish watch just to immediately check their phone anyway. The second half swings into New Year’s gym resolutions, locker room nudity confidence no one asked for, unspoken gym rules people absolutely ignore, and why personal speakers should be confiscated on sight. Driving anxiety takes over as winter roads, worst-driver states, post-accident nerves, and relationship driving treaties are negotiated live on-air. The episode closes with harmless habits people judge too much, the beauty of daytime naps, why silence makes people uncomfortable, an Ottawa man bonding with his Uber driver over tobogganing, a rat hijacking an international flight, and wrestling legend William Regal yelling into the internet like a fed-up uncle who has seen too many broken necks to stay quiet anymore. It’s long, meandering, self-aware, occasionally apologetic, and exactly what a final-week-of-the-year radio show sounds like when the internet runs out of stories but the mic is still hot.
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Peaches Pit Party from Tuesday, December 23rd, 2025 / Peaches limps into a half-day pre-holiday broadcast while the KBEAR studio collapses around him like a low-budget escape room, recounting a surreal morning of being shuffled between broken rooms, missing software, dead phones, and a production setup that actively refuses to cooperate. He reflects on recording the show early while people desperately try calling a studio he is physically not inside, sets expectations for his disappearing act through Christmas, and immediately swerves into a grim but oddly nostalgic breakdown of Call of Duty memories after reacting to the death of franchise creator Vince Zampella and TMZ airing footage that probably never needed to exist. From there, the episode ricochets wildly through Powerball delusions, the very real dangers of sudden wealth, and a paranoid spiral involving poisoned dinners, sketchy relatives, and why winning the lottery might actually be a curse with a press conference attached. Peaches then comforts listeners by revealing Air India once misplaced an entire Boeing airplane for thirteen years, drags Draymond Green for storming off mid game, questions why the Kansas City Chiefs are fleeing Missouri only to land somewhere that makes geographic sense to absolutely no one, and proposes the extremely acceptable rebrand of the Topeka Chiefs. Childhood memories of donut scented PE laps spiral into a present day rant about Massachusetts residents filing complaints because their houses smell too much like Dunkin, which somehow leads into whale sharks being harassed for selfies, people ignoring every rule ever written, and the general inability of humans to behave when a camera is involved. The show descends further into absurdity with lawsuits over cat poop, public health warnings about sewer rats launching surprise attacks via toilets, Waymo robot cars allegedly transporting bonus trunk humans, and the nightmare scenario of those vehicles ever touching Idaho Falls. Peaches debates rage bait journalism, defends Sleep Token against professional instigators, considers intentionally angering Dr Pepper loyalists for sport, reacts to a mall Santa being fired for smacking a kid’s hand, contemplates his own terrifying potential as an extra tall bearded Santa, and learns in real time that his girlfriend watches social media at double speed like a normal person coping with the internet. The episode barrels through movie hatred, banned anime conventions, music industry deaths, Ozzy’s final year, broken button bars, a stripped down What the Headline segment, and finally lands on a surprisingly sincere holiday sendoff before Peaches vanishes for Christmas with the studio still barely standing.
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Peaches Pit Party from Monday, December 22nd, 2025 / Peaches clocks in from the Cannonball 101 studio once again after the KBEAR studio remains lifeless, dark, and suspiciously abandoned, opening the show by confirming he did not win the billion dollar Powerball and immediately questioning Viktor’s mysterious absence three days before Christmas. Recording the afternoon show before most people finish their first coffee, Peaches unloads on holiday timing logic, why coming back to work for a single Friday after Christmas is insulting, and how gifting his dad a book he will never read somehow still feels generous. The episode swerves into a deeply unsettling story about an elementary school timeout box that looks like something designed by a low budget prison architect, prompting Peaches to reflect on his own childhood discipline record and the certainty that he physically would not have fit inside it. From there, the show barrels through a strange seasonal limbo where radio prep disappears, studios break, PTO math makes no sense, and the year refuses to fully end.
Sports stories spiral into fan behavior, including a Lions fan learning firsthand why chirping DK Metcalf is a dangerous hobby, a rogue NFL firework choosing violence, and Peaches openly celebrating Anthony Joshua rearranging Jake Paul’s jaw. Traffic School uncertainty resurfaces as Peaches breaks down Idaho intersection etiquette, Christmas light covered vehicles turning Sunnyside Road into a distraction gauntlet, and the ongoing mystery of when Lieutenant Crain will return to answer the internet’s loudest driving questions. Somewhere in the middle of all this, Peaches ignites a surprisingly passionate soda civil war, declaring Dr Pepper overrated and discovering its fanbase behaves exactly like a pop music fandom with internet access, while Pepsi and Coke sit quietly watching the fight.
The episode continues its descent with adult aquarium sleepovers that raise more logistical questions than excitement, including CPAP placement and whether fish judge you while you sleep. Peaches bonds with Sigourney Weaver over mutual confusion surrounding pretentious movies, unloads on cinema snobs who demand specific formats and symmetrical shots, and questions why anyone needs three hours to explain a bomb. Christmas debates return as Peaches defends warm weather holidays, criticizes snow as a transportation hazard disguised as tradition, and admits adulthood has reduced his wish list to correctly sized T shirts. The back half of the show stacks one bizarre headline after another, including decorated tree stumps replacing actual trees, a ceremonial funeral for the penny complete with costumes, and the Pope landing on Vogue’s Best Dressed list while doing absolutely nothing different except existing in better fabric than everyone else.
Peaches wraps the episode acknowledging the end of year content drought, promoting future concerts as socially acceptable gift solutions, and limping toward Christmas with a broken studio, an exhausted calendar, and just enough energy left to press play on one more song before escaping for the week.
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Peaches Pit Party from Friday, December 19th, 2025 / Peaches limps into the afternoon broadcasting from the Cannonball 101 studio after the KBEAR 101 board flatlines mid-morning, setting the tone for a show held together with sweat, sarcasm, and sheer stubbornness. He breaks down the quiet panic of finding Viktor mysteriously missing before learning the studio itself had simply given up on life, forcing a temporary exile into what he describes as a climate-controlled punishment box. From there, the episode spirals through end-of-year retail dread, the Hunger Games atmosphere of Super Saturday shopping, and the modern miracle of avoiding Walmart entirely through delivery. Peaches then detours into a cautionary tale about posting memes online after a Tennessee law enforcement officer ends up jailed over a Facebook post, pivots into celebrating Jennifer Brown winning the Merry Axe-Mas signed guitar, and rattles off a frighteningly stacked 2026 concert calendar that suggests nobody’s wallet is safe next year.
The madness keeps rolling with sports updates that include Shohei Ohtani memorabilia potentially selling for mortgage money, the Washington Nationals handing the franchise keys to people younger than most assistant coaches, and a Texas high school running back who appears to be operating on rookie-mode difficulty. Peaches dives into influencer culture when iShowSpeed allegedly learns the hard way that beating up a robot on camera can come with a seven-figure receipt, then recounts a Vegas nightmare where a lawyer wakes up handcuffed and mysteriously down $75,000. A Denver venue called Your Mom’s House gets seized for unpaid taxes, proving some jokes age better than business plans. Candy packaging grievances, Christmas movie arguments, and the discovery that Tom Hanks secretly voiced half of The Polar Express all collide before Peaches takes aim at Megadeth, openly questioning whether Dave Mustaine has quietly outsourced his lyrics to artificial intelligence while also plotting a retirement tour that lasts longer than most marriages.
The back half of the show leans fully into observational spirals: thrift store cash finds that feel suspicious at best, rogue reindeer shutting down Los Angeles traffic, existential confusion over Christmas not feeling like Christmas, and a grudging respect for Classy 97’s holiday music dominance. Peaches wraps the episode by admitting the radio prep well has run dry for the year, previewing a short holiday work week, and sprinting toward time off before the building collapses again. It’s a long, strange, overheated afternoon that somehow covers studio disasters, fake TikTok miracles, robot lawsuits, AI metal lyrics, and why lifting a bag of chips in a Vegas hotel room can financially ruin you — all without ever fixing the studio.
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Peaches Pit Party from Thursday, December 18th, 2025 / Peaches opens the show in full last-minute holiday mode, admitting defeat to procrastination as he panic-shops for peach-themed gifts and spirals into a deeply specific memory involving a decorative peach tree, a teenage blow-up, and a moment that permanently defined his family dynamic. From there, a harmless five-dollar fishing game turns into an accidental late-night therapy session with friends scattered across the country, triggering reflections on getting older, distance, and why Discord may be the only thing keeping adulthood tolerable. The mood sharpens when Peaches breaks down Holiday Heart Syndrome, tying it directly to his own AFib diagnosis, ER visit, CPAP wake-up call, and the uncomfortable realization that he may no longer be able to confidently perform a single push-up.
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e-Gifting Day confessions that range from quietly disappearing unwanted office gifts to openly debating whether certain items deserve a second life or the trash can. That leads into a full-blown domestic reckoning as Peaches admits his apartment is filled with decades-old cups, questionable cabinets, and enough clutter to justify a listener-approved public shaming if he fails to clean it up by Monday. Meanwhile, behind the scenes radio reality sets in as he mentally prepares to hand-cut hundreds of giveaway entries with busted scissors for Merry Axe-mas, questioning why so much effort always ends with one winner and a paper cut.
Sports headlines bring vocal-cord-blown coaches, bargain Olympic ticket promises, and a parade of absurdly branded bowl games before Peaches unloads on football stereotypes after Puka Nacua dismisses concussions and his brother allegedly treats a Lakers player’s vehicle like a free rental. The holiday absurdity escalates when a live camel joins a Houston nativity scene and responds by flooring a woman mid-performance, prompting Peaches to side entirely with the camel and question every adult involved in approving livestock theater. The tone softens with a genuinely heart-warming Portland toy drive story that sounds fake until you realize it has quietly raised hundreds of thousands of dollars for hospitalized kids.
From there, Peaches rants about overheated holiday houses, family gatherings that feel like endurance tests, grandparents who preferred waiting in the car over human interaction, and why ugly Christmas sweaters become a biological threat indoors. Television gets dragged next as My Strange Addiction returns with raw meat diets, snake hoarders, and the uncomfortable question of who actually signs these people up. Music discourse takes a sharp left turn when Barack Obama’s favorite songs list collides with Peaches’ own metal sensibilities, resulting in live disbelief over a song literally titled Metal that contains absolutely none of it.
Florida headlines deliver a woman who steals a U-Haul to drive herself to court for a federal crime, proving once again that the state remains undefeated. Advent calendars get obliterated next, from overpriced Red Bull boxes to a ten-thousand-dollar whiskey briefcase that Peaches would resent owning out of spite alone. The episode wraps with a local Reddit rant about missing snow, Idaho Falls traffic doom posting, distracted drivers at stoplights, and a perfectly timed plug for Traffic School Powered by The Advocates, closing out a show that somehow manages to juggle personal vulnerability, regional frustration, and holiday nonsense without ever pretending it has its life together.
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Peaches Pit Party from Wednesday, December 17th, 2025 / Peaches opens the show by nearly getting launched into low orbit by Idaho winds, immediately establishing that the weather is actively trying to fight the community, before spiraling into a surprisingly academic breakdown of how often LeBron’s name shows up in music and why Kobe still absolutely clears everyone in lyrical shoutouts. From there, the episode zigzags into behind the scenes radio reality as Peaches explains why phones stop getting answered after five, how a stubborn export almost derailed a major Metalbirb interview, and why posting schedules now feel like running air traffic control for Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube all at once. The show then pivots into generational economics with a brutally honest autopsy of why Harley Davidson struggles to appeal to younger buyers, including Peaches painting a vivid picture of how ridiculous he would look rage driving away on a sport bike built for someone half his size. Holiday arguments arrive right on cue as Peaches plants his flag firmly in the artificial Christmas tree camp, questioning why anyone would willingly power wash a pine tree like it owes them money and proudly defending plastic branches that sit quietly in a box until December. Sports headlines escalate with aging quarterbacks securing health insurance, World Cup ticket pricing backlash, and tennis officials finally acknowledging that cooking players alive on court might not be ideal. Movie talk enters the chat with Zootopia 2 inspiring an international snake obsession so intense that people reportedly started adopting venomous reptiles, leading Peaches to officially declare himself old and thankful he grew up asking for posters instead of predators. A rare HOA victory follows as neighbors rally around a giant inflatable Santa, proving public shame still works during the holidays. Lottery fantasies spiral into Peaches quietly planning his billionaire exit strategy, complete with ghosting Idaho winters, donating suspiciously large sums of money, and building a personal podcast empire staffed by people who actually know how to edit. The episode continues stacking absurd headlines including alligators loitering outside convenience stores, a White Elephant gift exchange hack that involves returning your own present, an existential dive into clutter guilt, and a philosophical discussion on whether modern teenagers still get acne or if skincare technology quietly won that war. The show closes exactly where it should, with Peaches oversharing about CPAP induced face battles and realizing far too late that some listeners are probably eating dinner.
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Peaches Pit Party from Thursday, November 13th, 2025 / Peaches opens the show staring down the calendar and realizing we missed out on a perfectly good Friday the 13th, then immediately swerves into music-nerd territory by teasing his deep dive with Metalbirb, a 40-plus-minute conversation built entirely around obsessive year-end lists, ranking debates, research rabbit holes, and why arguing about albums online is both pointless and irresistible at the same time. From there, the episode refuses to sit still. Peaches spirals into the existence of Denny’s releasing syrup-filled sneakers and sincerely asks who is brave enough to walk through life with breakfast sloshing inside their shoes. He breaks down award shows that hand out imaginary trophies, debates whether anyone would actually be offended to be excluded, and half-jokes about mailing plaques to bands that made his personal top ten. Concert announcements stack up fast, including packed spring calendars, overlapping Salt Lake City shows, and a rare moment of genuine appreciation for promoters absolutely flooding the region with options. Sports get weird with quarterbacks reappearing years later, contracts that won’t fully pay out until the middle of the century, and a college bowl game where admission costs exactly one can of baked beans. The mood flips toward the holidays with pets allegedly panicking over Christmas playlists, Peaches questioning how tempo affects dogs, and an aside about blasting death metal at someone else’s house just to test the theory. Things get unexpectedly sentimental with Lou Brutus sending a holiday card honoring Darla the Wonder Dog, followed immediately by Peaches wondering whether AI would get him canceled if it drew a ghost puppy. The headlines continue to stack: Canadian kids possibly needing helmets to climb snow piles, a smart fridge ad allegedly tipping someone into a mental health crisis, a rat grounding an international flight and forcing passengers to endure an extra day in Aruba, and a Washington D.C. family buried alive under Amazon packages meant for a nearby hotel. Throughout it all, Peaches keeps circling back to the Metalbirb interview, promising it, questioning whether it is live yet, and openly admitting he spent way too much time piecing it together because the conversation actually mattered to him. The episode wraps with the familiar reminder that nothing stays on track for long on this show, especially when curiosity, headlines, music opinions, and off-the-wall news all land in the same place.
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Peaches Pit Party from Thursday, November 13th, 2025 / Peaches opens the episode juggling concert announcements like a caffeineless carnival barker, breaking down a stacked Chaos and Carnage Tour lineup while openly admitting that by band number five everyone is just standing there nodding politely and pretending their legs still work. He spirals into the annual holiday panic of realizing Christmas is somehow ten days away, payday is nowhere in sight, Amazon shipping has betrayed him, and gift giving now requires financial gymnastics and emotional bargaining. That stress collides headfirst with a deeply personal rant about the end of John Cena’s wrestling career, including a full memory lane detour to WrestleMania 21, nosebleed seats at the Staples Center, and the collective disappointment of a retirement send off that felt more like someone quietly turning off the lights and locking the door behind them. From there the episode takes a sharp left into genuinely heavy territory with Peaches reacting in real time to the shocking news surrounding filmmaker Rob Reiner and his wife, reflecting on Reiner’s absurdly stacked filmography and how surreal it feels when someone whose work shaped pop culture suddenly becomes a headline for all the wrong reasons. The show then snaps back into radio mode with reminders about the signed guitar giveaway before drifting into one of the most unhinged news blocks imaginable, including outrage over World Cup ticket prices, golfers apparently playing worse when paired with people who vote differently, and a linebacker whose actual legal middle name is ESPN. Peaches shares a surprisingly intense fear of Christmas decorating injuries, recounts his mom getting shocked by a cursed old tree, and calls out Dollar Tree for committing daylight robbery while still pretending everything costs a dollar. Things get even stranger as he spotlights The Giving Machine charity vending machine, teases an upcoming conversation with Metal Burb, and questions whether streaming music has quietly turned everyone into single song goblins who forgot albums exist. The episode fully detonates when Peaches loses it over an 86 year old man being fined hundreds of dollars for spitting out a leaf that blew into his mouth, complete with grandpa level disappointment, environmental crime paperwork jokes, and the phrase aggressive leaf doing far too much heavy lifting. From there he tackles the internet’s latest collective brain malfunction debating whether the Grinch is biologically a dog or a cat, McDonald’s running out of Grinch meals, an AI system throwing a Florida school into lockdown over a clarinet, grown men brawling at a Nantucket Christmas stroll, and the deeply unsettling announcement that adult mode is coming to AI chat systems. The episode winds down with White Elephant gift trauma from the company Christmas party involving Funko Pops, a prank Roto Wipe box that landed on the absolute wrong coworker, and a final rundown of the worst Christmas gifts people have ever received, including pets nobody asked for and toilet paper wrapped with sincerity. By the time Peaches signs off, the episode has ricocheted from wrestling nostalgia to accidental clarinet based lockdowns with no regard for sanity, physics, or the dignity of leaves.
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Peaches Pit Party from Thursday, November 13th, 2025 / Peaches cannonballs into the episode by overdosing on a medium Subway soda the size of a municipal water tower before spiraling into a full audit of the New Orleans Jazz and Heritage Festival featuring approximately zero jazz and several confused rock stars
From there he unpacks Guns N Roses tagging in Ice Cube like this is some alternate-universe WrestleMania, warns listeners that tomorrow’s holiday-party broadcast is about to be held together with packing tape, and then digs through Reddit horror stories of workplaces handing out Christmas bonuses so insulting they should be considered psychological experiments, including teams gifted self-help books and a Starbucks card sent moments after layoffs
He then journeys into the Upper East Side mom group where a parent wonders if she should fly private while her child rides coach with the team, prompting Peaches to resurrect the fantasy of a KBEAR private jet whisking listeners to Aftershock like some airborne cult pilgrimage
Peaches barrels straight into New Jersey trying to regulate e-bikes while confessing he wants a custom bike built exclusively for his skyscraper legs, then careens through sports news including an Indiana football player injuring himself high-fiving fans and the Cheez It Bowl unleashing a Cheez It crusted turkey leg that belongs in a museum of regrettable cuisine
National Breakup Day arrives and Peaches spirals into existential dread about Facebook relationship statuses while contrasting women posting inspirational mirror quotes with men entering gym goblin mode
Then he hits the In N Out grand opening mania and imagines Idaho Falls residents detonating into the digital streets the moment rumors begin, all while recounting lines so long people get turned away before the restaurant even closes
After detailing the hazards of holiday relationship season and explaining his covert gift-buying sniper tactics, Peaches celebrates gifting Viktor a cursed Ross elf before saluting the office goblins Roland and Arthur who spend December lurking like budget paranormal entities
He then breaks down Pollstar’s absurd concert ticket pricing, shouts out the Sleep Token die-hard who took out a loan for one show, and reviews the unspoken radio industry deal of free tickets in exchange for permanent financial fragility
Things escalate when Peaches analyzes Disney dropping a billion dollars into AI, imagines body-checking Carl from Up at a self-checkout kiosk, and comments on humans out there adopting AI children as if society hasn’t already jumped the shark repeatedly in the last decade
Then comes the showstopper: a woman whose severed ear was temporarily transplanted onto her foot, forcing her to walk around with a fleshy accessory that probably ruined a nation’s sandal sales for months
Peaches follows that with a breakdown of Christmas song stereotypes, the bizarre erotic subtext of Santa Baby, and a conspiracy theory about Paul McCartney accidentally documenting a seasonal witchcraft meetup in Wonderful Christmastime
And finally, Peaches recounts his friend Matt turning every visit into a forced march across Earth’s most challenging terrain, culminating in the infamous Ho Chi Minh Trail in San Diego where people cried, shoes failed, and Peaches learned he could have simply taken stairs the entire time
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Peaches Pit Party from Wednesday, December 10th, 2025 / Peaches opens the show trying to decode Archspire at two in the afternoon while launching a full scale intervention for every rock station still trapped in a never ending Pearl Jam loop. He then revisits his ongoing feud with the Seether subreddit where moderators lurk in the shadows waiting for him to speak their name like disgruntled cryptids. Poppy suddenly unloading on music journalists sends Peaches into a victory lap while Viktor’s trembling backstage interview resurfaces like a haunted voicemail. Listener Terry gets crowned Idaho Falls chief archivist of concert memories as Peaches debates which of his own videos deserve resurrection. The show jumps into Philip Rivers returning to football instead of raising an army of children, the NHL panicking over ice quality before the Olympics, and players ranking the most punchable faces in the league. Peaches explores the everyday things that nearly wipe people out including drivers watching movies, his own Lemonhead assassination attempt at age thirteen, and the ER trip that held him hostage until he lied about babysitting a toddler. A burrito bowl lawsuit enters the chat but Peaches gets through it fast enough to question every possible human involved. He digs into a survey revealing workers would rather sit through dental drills than office parties before confronting the avalanche of concerts in early 2026 that will destroy bank accounts everywhere. Things escalate again with a Florida woman firing a plate of chicken at someone and Odell Beckham Jr claiming 100 million dollars somehow evaporates. Peaches wraps the show with his usual confusion, sincerity, and disbelief that all of this happened in one afternoon. Check me out elsewhere facebook.com/brenden.peach instagram.com/brendenpeach Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhem Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Artist Interrogations with Peaches / Downswing — Inside And Everything Was Dark
On this episode, Peaches sits down with Nick Manzella and Harrison Seanor of Downswing during an unexpected off-day after their Toronto tour stop was canceled. The conversation digs into the long, meticulous three-year writing process behind their new album And Everything Was Dark, including how early riffs evolved, how producer Jonathon DeLees pushed them to refine every detail, and why this record was built entirely for themselves—not for trends, algorithms, or “octane-core” expectations. The band talks about touring in winter, Manny’s heroic CDL driving skills, crafting heavy tracks like “For What It’s Worth” and “Letting Go,” selecting features from artists like Chris Roetter and Travis Tabron, and how AI is reshaping the music landscape for better and worse. They also get into lyrical anger, world fatigue, fan reactions, and even the challenges of Googling “Downswing” without getting golf tutorials. This episode delivers a sharp, honest look at the band’s creative process and the world that shaped their heaviest work yet.
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Today’s episode detonates immediately as Peaches tries to keep up with a tidal wave of tour announcements that hit the internet before sunrise, including everything from Slaughter to Prevail to Amon Amarth and even Bilmuri, all while he forgets that he literally opened the show by playing Downswing, the very band he just interviewed on their tour bus after their Toronto date collapsed in spectacular fashion
From there he launches into an enthusiastic breakdown of their album And Everything Was Dark, boldly ranking it among the year’s best even while insisting nobody cares about his list because he is, in his own words, a random DJ in East Idaho. The episode then swerves sideways into the ever expanding GameStop Trade Anything Day saga where Peaches catalogs the disturbing pile of items people traded in, including a taxidermy bobcat, a goose, a painting of Snoop Dogg, a speed limit sign, and the sacred Wii Netflix disc, prompting him to question whether GameStop is evolving into a pawn shop designed by someone who dreams exclusively in clutter
Sports arrive next, with Peaches ranting about FIFA’s decision to cram more commercial breaks into the World Cup under the disguise of hydration, followed by an NFL schedule shuffle, and his disbelief that a toddler has become a ranked chess player after annihilating adults who now must live with that memory forever. The escalation continues when Peaches gives a heartfelt salute to r Bald, calling it the internet’s beacon of supportive masculinity as he reminisces about the triumphant day he shaved his head live on Facebook before pivoting sharply into the most unexpected holiday revelation of the year: the original voice of Frosty the Snowman apparently maintained three secret families, a detail dropped by his own son on a random radio show for reasons unknown to any human alive
Peaches then interrogates the sudden national obsession with the Grinch, from fast food tie ins to sold out socks, while lamenting that his size 16 feet prevent him from participating in these festivities unless a mythical company decides to start producing socks suitable for someone built like a newly drafted NBA center. He circles back to the warzone that is r Metalcore as he revisits the explosive thread he started about the worst songs of 2025, rehashing the ongoing battles over Avenged Sevenfold, Sleep Token, A Day To Remember, and The Devil Wears Prada as if moderating a heavyweight tournament where every contestant is offended and also correct at the same time. Christmas Card Day emerges as another ordeal as Peaches relives the memory of Walmart repeatedly chopping off parts of his homemade card last year, and just when the episode seems normal again, he delivers a maritime disaster involving a cruise ship delayed because shipping containers filled with bananas toppled into the sea. He ends with a full breakdown of the modern cost of The Twelve Days of Christmas, including a jaw dropping price tag on ten lords a leaping that makes Peaches reconsider everything he understands about the economy and holiday tradition
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Peaches Pit Party from Monday, December 8th, 2025
Peaches barrels into the week like a man possessed, counting down to Christmas while spiraling through East Idaho’s annual tradition of residents demanding to know “where’s the snow?” as if the sky is hiding it behind a locked attic door
He recounts a Siberian megafamily surviving -84° weather like it’s a casual brisk walk, argues with climate doomsayers, and then swerves straight into the Merry Axemas giveaway—where one unsuspecting listener will inherit the most aggressively autographed guitar in Idaho history. From there, Peaches chronicles a Ross expedition with Aubrey, where scattered clothing piles resemble a post-apocalyptic bazaar and where he unearthed a cursed Christmas elf whose entire purpose is to psychologically terrorize his coworkers and girlfriend
He relives Classy 97’s tradition of staging this elf in increasingly alarming positions (including a ceiling-tile stakeout), begs the KBEAR crowd for a name, and admits he now has a tiny demon watching over his movie shelf.
Things escalate when Peaches unveils the mushroom cloud of responses to his r/Metalcore thread, where Avenged Sevenfold’s “Magic” is declared by many to be a sonic crime scene and Rob Zombie’s latest output gets roasted like a burnt corn dog. He dissects the avalanche of opinions, including accusations against A Day to Remember, Moist Critikal suddenly becoming a vocalist, and Ice Nine Kills being blamed for everything short of tax fraud
After that, Peaches dissects sports news, including an Olympic hockey rink built to the wrong size, LeBron’s scoring streak ending just as the world remembers Google Maps didn’t exist when it began, and the U.S. World Cup draw that somehow made him shrug and say “good for them, I guess.” Then Pocatello Facebook drama arrives like a marching band with no rhythm—complete with Chipotle battles, loyalty wars over local restaurants, and Peaches confessing that he once misheard “queso?” as “is your day going so-so?” and paid the price in molten cheese
He updates the concert calendar (Toto to Tribal Gaze, naturally), recalls the traumatic night when weather ruined his Salt Lake City concert plans, and revisits his In-N-Out years where order number 69 was banned for obvious reasons and now 67 has also been purged because the internet ruined that number too. He then unloads on Jimmy Fallon for unleashing the most cursed sentence ever aired on television while making Sydney Sweeney guess what three people in costumes were doing behind her.
Next up is the incoming farewell of John Cena, which sends Peaches into an emotional spiral about aging, nostalgia, and mortality, before bouncing over to Bath & Body Works releasing a chips-and-salsa candle so potent it could destroy relationships and structural drywall. He debates using it as a White Elephant gift but instead considers bringing unwanted Funko Pops to avoid spending money—an act of fiscal strategy masquerading as generosity
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Peaches Pit Party from Friday, December 5th, 2025 / Peaches kicks off the show announcing the massive signed guitar giveaway featuring Bad Omens, Halestorm, Fall Out Boy, Sleep Theory, and Nevertell, breaking down how listeners can enter through the channel apps and by catching the Santa Sounder. He dives into the upcoming interactive horror movie Slay Day and tries to picture audiences voting on character decisions inside a theater. He then reacts to a Reddit story about a mother in law who sabotages her grandkids Christmas gifts and argues the family should set boundaries. From there Peaches explores the new Ozempic style weight loss implant for cats called MEOW ONE while recalling his parents twenty pound cat Sam. He runs through Google’s most searched athletes of 2025, the rise of commercials on NFL RedZone, and the packed December 20th football broadcast lineup. Peaches then covers Shirley Manson’s rant about fans using beach balls at concerts and reads through a list of things people pretend to enjoy like LinkedIn, hustle culture, and content creation. He breaks down the massive news of Netflix buying Warner Bros and jokes about how far the company has come since mail in DVDs. The show then shifts to Peaches opening up about his winter driving anxiety after last year’s crash, encouraging listeners to be careful on icy roads and promoting the designated driver contest. Today’s What the Headline features a Pennsylvania town discovering their only public works employee was not certified to operate the snowplow, leaving residents to clear the streets themselves. Peaches closes by reacting to Miley Cyrus admitting she is afraid of paper and by questioning the hype surrounding the new A24 film Eddington after hearing mixed reactions.
Peaches Pit Party from Thursday, December 4th, 2025
Peaches launches today’s episode by confronting the grim reality of Idaho winter and the even grimmer reality of Viktor microwaving day-old Taco Bell lettuce, which Peaches describes with the seriousness of a nuclear incident. Then he spirals into the spectacle of Spotify Wrapped, stunned that some listeners somehow log more minutes of music than exist in a year while he’s over here listening to Howard Stern clips like a man in witness protection.
He breaks down the strange emotional arc of Christmas — how the weeks of anticipation, movies, cocoa, and decorations tower over the actual holiday, which ends faster than a sneeze once the last present is opened. From there he laments the extinction of Christmas bonuses, replaced by the modern tradition of bosses handing out $15 gift cards and cold pizza like they’re performing generous acts of philanthropy.
Peaches then tries to understand the Microsoft Excel World Championship like it’s an alien sport, marveling at the idea of people battling spreadsheets for prize money and a belt you can’t even flex on Instagram without explaining yourself. The sports update brings stories of Chris Paul getting dismissed at 2:40 AM, Eagles fans egging their offensive coordinator’s house after a loss, and Thanksgiving football smashing ratings so thoroughly it should count as a state holiday.
He revisits his snowy drive to Rexburg — slowed not by crashes, but by Idaho drivers rubbernecking at a single routine traffic stop — before unleashing a rant about LA residents shutting down freeways to film music videos like they're auditioning for jail. He also warns listeners about Moscow, Idaho drivers drifting off the road like they’re reenacting a Nordic rally.
The Giving Machine gets a spotlight, Peaches recalls interviewing Dave Mustaine, and he tears apart picture frame stickers engineered to ruin lives. He mocks complainers who think Lamb of God playing a smaller venue means they’ve “fallen off,” and declares their upcoming Salt Lake City show a guaranteed indoor stampede. Then comes today’s What the Headline: a raccoon who broke into a liquor store, guzzled bottom-shelf scotch, crashed through the ceiling, wrecked the place, and passed out in the bathroom like a disgraced woodland celebrity.
Peaches wraps the episode reacting to a mom who is giving all four kids a combined $100 Christmas and imagines thrift-store gifts that smell like old cigarettes, before shouting out The Advocates for gifting Viktor a new guitar and ending with thoughts on the masked-band debate around President, Bad Omens, and Beartooth.
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Peaches Pit Party with Peaches from Wednesday, December 3rd, 2025 / Peaches storms into midweek with a beard freshly sculpted by Kahoe, an empty fridge, a snow-fear-induced DoorDash order, and an UNO session that somehow spiraled into a life crisis courtesy of Reddit. Everything was normal until his phone lit up with a “Permanently Banned” notification from the Seether subreddit, launching him into a retelling of internet pettiness so profound it deserves its own museum wing. He recounts how a six-month-old interview with Dale from Seether triggered a moderator meltdown so dramatic it could power a soap opera, complete with a four-paragraph rage essay accusing Peaches of being the worst interviewer since microphones were invented. From there the episode swerves into a GameStop customer trading a Pokémon card for enough money to buy a used Tesla, a holiday-season plea for designated drivers who don’t feel like scraping their friends off the pavement at 2 AM, and a multi-generational avalanche of hand-me-down clutter that has millennials everywhere reconsidering whether they even want relatives. Peaches then dives into a gambler betting fifty grand on the Bears to win the Super Bowl, Tom Brady’s niece preparing to dominate professional softball, and the upcoming Barkley–Vitale crossover nobody saw coming. Then comes a full review of Consequence’s best metal albums of 2025, complete with Peaches battling fanbases that behave like medieval armies whenever their bands get criticized. He unpacks Whamageddon terror, Quentin Tarantino calling Paul Dano “weak sauce,” the disappointing reality of Hollywood Boulevard where tweaked-out Elmo tries to charge tourists thirty bucks for a photo, and a Facebook-era Burger King stunt that paid people in Whoppers to destroy friendships. Finally, he closes with a runaway reindeer sparking a military-level search team and a confused teddy bear allegedly lost in space. It’s an entire afternoon of digital outrage, holiday panic, music opinions, family clutter trauma, sports miracles, and one man trying very hard not to lose his mind during snowfall.
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Peaches Pit Party with Peaches from Tuesday, December 2nd, 2025 / Peaches launches into the afternoon like a man who’s had just enough of the internet for one lifetime after stumbling onto a Bath and Body Works comment section that devolved into a digital gladiator pit where Liz from Nebraska apparently started a revolution over a coupon code. From there, Peaches spirals into a full breakdown about STAR cards, REAL IDs, and the incoming wave of airport meltdowns that will absolutely ruin someone’s family vacation next February. He then questions the sanity of Amazon’s new half hour deliveries and vividly imagines a drone carrying Christmas pajamas getting blown out of the sky by someone in Shelley who yells yeehaw while holding a Bud Light. The show continues with the discovery of horrifying gummy pickles that threaten to end humanity, a rundown of WNBA negotiations, an NFL punter who thinks he’s John Wick, a public reminder that strapping Christmas lights to your Prius makes you an instant highway menace, and Peaches reliving his emotional snow trauma like a man who once spun out and has never known peace since. Then things absolutely detonate when he dives into a Facebook political rant involving a guy who believes evil spirits are running for city council, a 67 year old who carried a cigarette lighter in his stomach for three decades, and a woman who decided to turn local produce aisles into an indoor splash pad for her fans on the internet. All of that is followed by new tour announcements, Peaches explaining his ancient Howard Stern listening habits like he’s confessing something to a priest, and an existential awakening about how YouTube Wrapped is about to expose how many hours he spent watching his friend Andy play video games. And yes, he would still do it again.
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Peaches Pit Party from Monday December 1st 2025 / Peaches returns from his weeklong mystery illness and immediately launches into a full December proclamation complete with mathematical time pain about how far away the 90s really are now. He recounts his fever drenched fruit based survival diet, his deep disappointment in last weeks Terry Crews mac and cheese betrayal, and the ongoing feud between Peaches and every turkey on planet Earth. The show barrels into Black Friday scams Cyber Monday false promises the myth of Travel Tuesday and the idea that he might need a special suitcase just for peach shaped souvenirs if he visits Georgia. Concert talk erupts with Evanescence Spiritbox and Nova Twins before Peaches drags his own Spotify Wrapped into the light. He breaks down Thanksgiving arguments from hearing aid battles to people falling down stairs to dodge their spouse. He rants extensively about modern lingo including the unalive epidemic the era epidemic and the people who suddenly say around instead of about. The Giving Machine makes its heroic return and Peaches wonders aloud whether giving someone a five thousand dollar pot and pan set is basically an invitation to sleep on the couch forever. He confesses that he keeps throwing away plates because dishwashing is for people who do not immediately go gaming after work. He mourns the loss of a Bad Omens candle he refused to buy because he did not want to spend fifty seven dollars to literally burn his own money. And then comes What The Headline featuring a man who broke into a home unwrapped the presents and napped like a legally confused raccoon. Finally Peaches tries to determine which hobbies attract the angriest people and ends up imagining a furious bird watching league that yells at sparrows for disrespecting boundaries.
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