Peaches Pit Party from Tuesday, November 18th, 2025 / Peaches blasts into Tuesday with the excitement of a man who just discovered religion, except the religion is Culver’s finally launching a rewards program. He confesses he has basically lived on nothing but Taco Bell and Culver’s deluxe doubles for weeks, and now he can earn points for it like some kind of fast-food Olympian. After yesterday’s McRib investigation turned into a statewide manhunt, Peaches is immediately corrected by a listener whose mom works at McDonald’s, proving the McRib is secretly thriving in Idaho Falls despite the locator website being run by what he assumes is a single rogue McRib fanatic. From there, he unleashes on the Starbucks bearista cup insanity, recounting the battle lines drawn at 4 AM, the employee hoarding allegations, and Walmart stepping in with cheap knockoff bear cups that will absolutely get kids roasted at school.
Thanksgiving enters the chat and instantly gets body-slammed. Peaches paints a disturbing culinary crime scene involving Jell-O salads full of clams, olives, and crab meat. He rants about bland turkey, uncomfortable family questions, and why Thanksgiving is his personal villain origin story. Then comes the cryogenic rabbit hole — the tale of a Chinese man who froze his wife in hopes of a future cure, only to start dating someone new while his first wife is chilling in a -320 degree container like a sci-fi time capsule.
Sports returns with a World Cup argument involving accusations of voodoo during a shootout, a new women’s pro baseball league, and LeBron preparing to become the first player ever to hit 23 seasons. Peaches also breaks down a BBC article asking when tourists should return after disasters, imagining bewildered locals watching sunburned Americans stroll into a wrecked island like they’re rating a resort.
He slams millennial burger spots charging fifty bucks for a cheeseburger and a toothpick flag, exposes a restaurant serving “fish and chips” without the chips unless you ask, and dives into the story of a Japanese woman who legally married an AI persona created through ChatGPT. Peaches tries to understand the business model of a company that plans weddings for people marrying fictional characters and spirals into what that guest list must look like.
Then Boise loses its mind waiting overnight for Raising Cane’s chicken tenders, Classy97 enters a Christmas-music turf war with another station, Peaches accidentally scares himself with audio from his own Bad Omens reaction video, and a Montana man gets arrested after crashing while trying to go number one into an empty Budweiser can. Peaches ends the episode torching Call of Duty Black Ops 7 again, questioning how the developers can celebrate a game universally considered a digital dumpster fire.
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Peaches Pit Party from Monday, November 17th, 2025 / Peaches fires up the week by tumbling straight into GameStop’s absolutely bewildering Trade Anything Day, imagining some brave soul rolling up with a mounted moose head expecting a flawless copy of Cyberpunk in return. From there, he launches into a breakdown of classic rock bands touring with lineups so replacement-heavy they’re basically tribute acts cosplaying themselves. He then falls headfirst into the bizarre new world of fridgescaping, where people proudly store orchids, framed photos, and eye cream next to the butter like it’s normal. After that comes a full investigative-reporter-level dive into the McRib locator, complete with Peaches discovering that the entire region has been abandoned except for one heroic McDonald’s in Pocatello. Sports gets its moment with the New York Jets failing to intercept anything for ten straight games, ESPN being bullied into reverting its NBA box scores back to something humans can read, and MLS finally stepping out from behind the paywall. Peaches also praises the Giving Machine in Chubbuck, shares why Red Dead Redemption is being resurrected on almost every device known to mankind, and laughs about listeners flooding Josh and Chantel with Christmas-music demands like they’re petitioning the Supreme Court. He reviews The Devil Wears Prada’s surprising hidden track that trolls old-school fans, dives into a thread about things people wrongly assume everyone knows, marvels at Ronnie Radke selling a small fortune of merch from a private jet, reacts to Call of Duty using AI to the point Congress noticed, and tells the story of a Pennsylvania man who got shot by his own dog. The episode wraps with National Unfriend Day, introspection about social media disconnections, and Peaches wondering what life would be like if follower counts had never existed at all.
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Peaches Pit Party from Thursday, November 13th, 2025 / Peaches kicks things off mourning the near-miss of a Friday the 13th before launching into a full breakdown of parents who swear their kid is destined for pro sports greatness. He revisits the seagull invasion of his Southern California school, reacts to Costco fans melting down over missing Kirkland peanut butter, reads through the Idaho Falls donut wars, digs into AJ Brown fantasy troubles, LeBron’s G League detour, and Kim Kardashian lighting up the world’s most confident psychics. Peaches also unpacks California misconceptions, adulthood annoyances, Dave Mustaine praising his own album like he’s giving himself a trophy, a Florida woman flooring it to Little Caesars at 107 miles an hour, his stealth bathroom walks to avoid judgment, and the incoming stampede of locals begging for Christmas music on Classy97.
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Today’s Peaches Pit Party episode begins with Peaches casually announcing that Betty Boop is now a horror-movie slasher who murders podcasters, which honestly feels like a threat directed at him specifically. From there the entire show dissolves into a glorious snowball of unhinged topics: AI-generated “Peaches Pizza” nightmare videos getting posted in the KBear group, Chantel trying to decipher metal band logos like she’s solving ancient runes, and Peaches screaming about the Wicked movies because he cannot emotionally or spiritually handle musicals. TikTok girlies are now jump-training their way to enlightenment by hopping 50 times every morning, which Peaches imagines would collapse the entire KBear building if he tried it. Sports news hits like a sledgehammer — the Mavericks fire Nico Harrison, MLB pitchers are indicted for rigging parlays, and fans publicly chant “Fire Nico!” like it’s a community theater performance. Then Peaches defends a Reddit husband who wants to ditch Thanksgiving to attend a Lions vs. Packers game, because Thanksgiving food is a culinary trap and turkey is “just turkey.” An ER doctor lists the top five Thanksgiving injuries, including finger mutilation via pumpkin-related stupidity, drunk fryer explosions, and backyard football that kills uncles. Peaches confesses his new plant-dad era, roasts pretentious hobbies (especially anyone with a meditation mat or a vinyl collection featuring Tame Impala), celebrates the death of the American penny, and remembers the joy of having his car wrecked by a teenager during winter braking season. Frozen iguanas are falling out of Florida trees like lizard-shaped hailstones, Bank of America is getting sued because workers weren’t paid to log in, two grown men tried to steal an entire highway sign for no reason, and Peaches recalls the time his friend Levi proudly hung a Subway sign in his bedroom as if it were fine art. Extreme Makeover: Home Edition gets roasted for literally blowing up family homes, Peaches misses the northern lights because he was too busy eating a banh mi, and now he’s praying round two of the aurora will bless Idaho instead of Texas. An absolutely deranged, fully packed rollercoaster from beginning to end.
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This episode of Peaches Pit Party turns into a full-tilt carnival the second Peaches finishes saluting Veterans Day and immediately launches into a rant about the Michael Jackson biopic teaser, YouTube commenters correcting him like they’re hall monitors, and the existential fear of wall-mounting a TV because he knows it would rip off the wall like a Looney Tunes gag. Black Friday nostalgia hits next, complete with memories of Walmart wrestling matches over Paula Deen cookware and Peaches declaring that Thanksgiving food is basically stoner cuisine masquerading as tradition. Jell-O shows up with gelatin crimes nobody asked for, Chantel accidentally summons Sanguisugabog like she’s reading from a cursed scroll, and Peaches starts printing unreadable metal logos for sport. Sports talk appears, gets roasted, and disappears again. FIFA charges $75 for parking and Peaches suggests paying the same amount to make soccer stop. Cybertrucks get roasted. Savings accounts get roasted. Apple’s $230 knitted iPhone purse gets roasted. Peaches wants Ray-Ban camera glasses so bands can spot his tall head from orbit. Maddie joins to tear apart the world’s “best cities” list while Peaches perfects the worst British accent ever recorded. The Peach Throne debate turns into a Rockstar Games appreciation zone. A British man hallucinates free-floating tatas after eye surgery. Denmark is apparently the final boss of nudism. Nude bowling exists and Peaches wants everyone to know it. Jalen Brown’s fake painted-on hair melts onto jerseys like a Sharpie. The entire episode is a guided tour through Peaches’ brain and nobody leaves unchanged.
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Peaches returns to KBEAR 101 with what might be the most deranged episode of Peaches Pit Party yet. It starts wholesome enough — a trip to The Complex in Salt Lake City to catch Set It Off, Fame On Fire, Vana, and Autumn Kings — but spirals immediately into windshield trauma, AI diss tracks, poop-soaked Delta flights, and $9 bottles of Las Vegas water. From there, Peaches questions why Target is forcing employees to act like Disney greeters, investigates whether Garth Brooks is secretly a serial killer, and somehow manages to teach listeners how not to get arrested during a traffic stop. The show also includes philosophical debates like, “What’s the worst dish to bring to Thanksgiving?” (Spoiler: ambrosia should be a crime.) Between his hatred for small talk, his fear of rock chips, and his complete disinterest in politics, Peaches somehow crafts the weirdest, funniest, and most aggressively honest hour of Idaho radio you’ll hear all week.
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Thanksgiving gets put on trial as Peaches tries to swap the bird for brisket while replaying the family saga of people spelling his name like a Utah baby name generator and wondering why anyone still serves jello fluff at a three in the afternoon dinner. The show ricochets into the extinction of pickup lines, a stress ranking that puts flight attendants near the top, and a desperate quest for a Baja Blast pie that seems rarer than Bigfoot. Collectors get roasted for glass bear cups and popcorn trophies, ER doctors warn about ladders and step stools while Peaches swears he never needs either, and somewhere in the middle a peanut butter covered wanderer turns Purdue into a slip and slide for allergy panic. A driver tries to hand a cop a Monopoly card, someone fabricates a burglar with AI, the airport warns that holiday travel may feel like a TSA marathon, and Peaches plants his flag that Journey without Steve Perry is like karaoke at a retirement home.
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Peaches went fully off the rails in this one—starting with an AI diss track fueled by pure hatred, courtesy of Suno and some questionable moral choices, before diving straight into the unholy union of Butterball turkey pants and Gwen Stefani’s “Sweet Escape” (a song that apparently causes him physical pain). Somewhere between a rant about Thanksgiving being the most overrated holiday on the planet and plotting a road trip to Salt Lake City for Set It Off and Vanna, Peaches also teaches us that people are now making “moon water” by leaving bottles outside overnight like lunatics collecting Pokémon energy. Then, nostalgia hits hard as he mourns the death of malls from Pocatello to Westminster and wonders why every new construction project has to be overpriced apartments. Wrestling gets roasted, fashion gets bullied (ties are stupid, confirmed), and Peaches declares an all-out war on people who text “call me when you can.” The episode wraps up with a squirrel named Chunkasaurus Rex winning Fat Squirrel Week, a drunk Arizona judge going number one in public, and Tyra Banks inventing what’s literally just warm melted ice cream and calling it a “Hot Mama.” Somewhere in there, he also reviews body wash like a sommelier. It’s a wild buffet of nonsense, nostalgia, and judgment—and somehow, it’s exactly what you needed today.
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Peaches opens the mic and immediately swan-dives into a day where cloned dogs exist, melatonin suddenly has a mean streak, and frozen burritos get a whole timeline monologue they never asked for. Maddie wanders in like a raccoon through a screen door and the two proceed to solve absolutely nothing while debating quicksand myths, free candy vans, and whether Grandma Kidd’s brunch horn sounds like an elephant or Jade clearing his throat. Idaho Falls traffic stages a personal stunt show, Chick-fil-A cookies become a moral test, and fantasy football turns into a Shakespearean tragedy featuring a quarterback arm that bends in directions bones should not. Disturbed is not gone forever, the Dodgers are apparently inevitable, and somewhere in Florida a garage-door company accidentally lives at a stranger’s house while a Russian factory worker tries to keep an oopsie that looks suspiciously like a new car. It is loud, it is shameless, and it is very Peaches.
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Peaches returns with a Monday show that feels like it was recorded in an alternate timeline where eggnog is pre-workout and Thanksgiving is a government conspiracy. The episode begins with him proudly admitting he drank a quart of Reed’s Dairy eggnog for breakfast—followed immediately by learning about the Noggathon, a local East Idaho event where participants must chug 32 ounces of the same eggnog before each lap of a one-mile run. He briefly considers entering, then remembers he’s going to Salt Lake for Set It Off and Trader Joe’s, because nothing screams self-care like kombucha and live pop-punk.
What follows is an escalating series of rants that span from trunk-or-treats ruining Halloween to turkey hotlines ruining November. Peaches unloads on Butterball for thinking anyone cares about how to “brine and inject” a bird that “never even tastes that good.” Then, he dives headfirst into the online war over parents dragging kids to ten trunk-or-treat events before Halloween night—creating ghost towns across Idaho. Somewhere in the middle of that argument, he casually describes people using “the family puke bowl” for candy. Normal radio things.
He then breaks down his pumpkin-carving disaster, explains why touching pumpkin guts should be considered combat pay, and pitches an invention called Pop-A-Tree—a Christmas tree that just pops open like an umbrella so you never have to wrap another strand of lights. From there, the show swerves into Peaches’ fantasy football dominance, where Team Peaches Pals is allegedly 7-1, though he’s convinced the trophy will probably sit in the conference room collecting dust after this year’s league implodes.
Somehow, that segues into him dissecting AC/DC’s newly announced tour, mocking the internet for believing they were coming to Salt Lake City, congratulating Taylor Momsen on performing in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, and roasting “One Million Moms” for being mad that Wheel of Fortune used the puzzle phrase “What the… Fun.” The last half of the show is pure Peaches meltdown: he reviews a gym in China that’s offering a Porsche to whoever loses 100 pounds in three months, questions how bidets actually dry you (“do you just towel off the poo water?”), laughs about a Seattle man burning a Bob Ross skeleton, and ends with a passionate defense of why baseball is king, soccer is dumb, and the Dodgers winning the World Series is personal validation for his entire existence.
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It’s Halloween on Peaches Pit Party, and Peaches has reached his final emotional stage: full-blown confusion wrapped in polyester pants that are four sizes too big. The episode begins with him realizing a fedora and headphones cannot coexist, spiraling into a rant about Julia Fox dressing up as a blood-soaked Jackie Kennedy (“her trauma, my costume!”). From there, the descent continues—an 80-year-old falls off a cliff on a cruise, Red Bull releases an advent calendar for people who want heart palpitations for Christmas, and Victoria Rose (aka Viktor Wilt in drag) crashes the show to discuss the athletic merits of drag racing in heels.
Somehow, they pivot from haunted houses to parents stealing their kids’ Halloween candy, to a Polish influencer who followed Google Maps directly into an Italian canal (“for the content”), and finally—because Halloween isn’t complete without this—a Kentucky woman accidentally receives a box of human body parts instead of medical supplies. There’s also a gold toilet up for auction, a naked man sprinting through Walmart, and a monkey wearing a diaper swinging from the rafters of a Spirit Halloween.
Peaches spends the final minutes debating the difference between a sculpture and an actual toilet, forgetting how Daylight Saving Time works, and admitting that paying $3,000 to watch the Dodgers lose was someone else’s personal hell. This episode is part haunted house, part fevered Wikipedia spiral, and part conversation with the world’s most overcaffeinated jazz musician who just discovered Halloween candy again.
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Somewhere between Halloween Eve and seasonal sinus failure, Peaches embarks on a descent into nasal purgatory armed with a CPAP machine, a clogged nose, and absolutely no shame. What begins as a casual allergy rant morphs into a full-blown philosophical crisis about Los Angeles being crowned the new “rattiest city in America.” From there, the episode spirals faster than a diseased monkey falling off a Spirit Halloween shelf.
Peaches coughs, sneezes, and chokes his way through the show while contemplating Megadeth’s final album and roasting Dave Mustaine for writing what he swears could’ve been auto-generated by ChatGPT. In between gasps for air, he tackles the sacred debate of whether 13-year-olds should be banned from trick-or-treating, defends tall kids everywhere (“just because I’m 6’9” at eight doesn’t mean I pay taxes yet”), and plans to post a “don’t be that person” PSA to the Life in Idaho Falls group.
A listener then calls in to discuss the traumatic reality of sneezing inside a CPAP mask, leading to a discussion about waking up covered in your own dried drool flakes — lovingly compared to “a dollar-bill tornado of shame.” Somewhere in there, a diaper-clad monkey escapes inside a Spirit Halloween store, a Florida woman sues SeaWorld because a duck physically assaulted her on a roller coaster, and Peaches tries to figure out why a truck full of diseased monkeys flipped over in Mississippi like it’s the opening scene of Outbreak 2: Monkey Business.
By the end, Peaches admits the adult version of Halloween is just carving pumpkins you don’t want, watching kids you don’t know, and pretending you didn’t almost cut your finger off because the knife “looked dull.” There’s sports talk, Halloween safety stats, and a Dodger Stadium rant about paying $3,000 to watch your favorite team lose. It’s part radio show, part fever dream, part diseased-monkey manifesto.
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If you thought Peaches Pit Party couldn’t get any more derailed—strap in. This episode opens with Peaches having a full-blown existential crisis over his studio chair. Did Viktor Wilt secretly modify it to be “Peaches-proof”? Did someone sneak in overnight and replace it? Is the chair part of a government experiment designed to humble tall men? Nobody knows—but Peaches is investigating. From there, he launches into a tattoo rant for the ages, exposing Orlando, Florida as the capital of tattoo regret and theorizing that Salt Lake City ink-shamers are just running on pure family disappointment.
Then Peaches takes aim at the internet’s most gullible: an AI rumor that Grand Theft Auto VI would feature a twerk button (yes, twerk), which Google’s own AI believed. That spirals straight into Peaches warning humanity about AI-generated videos—like the one of a cartoon redneck fighting a mountain lion—that somehow still convinces thousands of Facebook users it’s “so sad.” He then dives headfirst into the idiocy of “dark showering,” calling it “the quickest way to get better sleep—because you’ll knock yourself unconscious.”
After that, the Idaho chaos continues: Peaches campaigns for In-N-Out Burger in Rexburg, imagines Pokémon cities with anti-homeless benches, and physically recoils describing Boogie Bites—gummy candies shaped like boogers (because apparently, society has given up). He rants about people falling for AI posts claiming Steven Tyler cut his hair, laughs at parents ruining Gen Alpha memes by dressing up as the phrase “6-7,” and confesses that his own sister, TikTok’s friendship-bracelet queen Baylee, might be more famous than him.
By the end, Peaches reports on a Florida man smashing $500 worth of pumpkins, debates trick-or-treating at 6 AM just to anger Idaho Falls Facebook groups, and reminds everyone that chair sabotage is real and personal. This episode is one long descent into idiocy, caffeine withdrawal, and accidental brilliance.
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Welcome to another episode of Peaches Pit Party, where Brenden “Peaches” Peach questions everything from why people carve pumpkins on Halloween instead of before it, to why Ohio keeps hosting every rock festival ever made. This episode spirals beautifully out of control as Peaches recaps a night at a small-town murder mystery play, debates the sacred timeline of jack-o’-lantern logistics, and then goes full scorched earth on KROQ for pretending to be “rock.” He also drops a full rant about Sonic Temple’s Cheesecake Factory-sized lineup (140 bands, one porta-potty), before veering straight into the 2025 World Series, daylight savings relationship advice, a Florida skeleton strip club, and Toyota charging subscriptions for remote start. Somewhere in the middle of it all, Peaches declares war on old people, pumpkin carving, and emotionally unavailable car manufacturers. You will laugh, you will question society, and you might just call your therapist about your daylight savings trauma.
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It’s a gray Monday at KBEAR, and Peaches is the lone survivor in an eerily quiet building — no Viktor, no Jade, just one tall man and a microphone. What starts as a sleepy afternoon quickly turns into a full-blown rant buffet: The Pretty Wild bails on the Set It Off tour, Autumn Kings swoop in like the world’s most polite rebound band, and Peaches spirals about missing interviews, Noah’s lost voice, and the time Bad Omens saved his sanity by not cancelling a show.
From there, he launches into a heated defense of adult trick-or-treaters (“Just give the candy and move on, Deborah”), admits he’d probably be a terrifying father with spotless walls, and declares that people who say “it’s a little chilly” deserve mild public shaming. He unpacks his mortal hatred of heat, his cautious relationship with AFib, and his guilt over being a PTO martyr who refuses to take time off — even though Jade literally tells him to go home.
Then the episode detonates into a fever of headlines and horrors: pumpkin-carving bloodbaths, a potential Bad Omens x Wage War x Bilmuri megacollab, face-lifting surgeons who look like melted mannequins, and a high-schooler almost arrested because AI thought his bag of Doritos was a gun. Peaches even confesses to using ChatGPT as his dating-app wingman, roasting himself in the process. Finally, he ends with a heartfelt PSA about winter driving, snow tires, and his traumatic Chevy Malibu experience. It’s equal parts rant, therapy, and journal entry — another absolutely classic Peaches Pit Party meltdown in motion.
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Strap in and prepare your psyche for what can only be described as a deranged rollercoaster through Peaches’ brain on a Friday afternoon. This episode starts with Peaches waging war against a broken microphone, the ghost of Cannonball 101’s weekend automation, and Viktor’s “forgetful” tendencies, all before sunrise. He then spirals into the absurdity of Sleep Token knockoffs with names like False Saints (aka Great Value Sleep Token), critiques “coworker music” and people who actually like Dax, and somehow finds time to confess his deep, irrational fear of fish—specifically manta rays that look like sentient living room rugs plotting his demise.
But it doesn’t stop there. Peaches dives headfirst into listener confessions of weird fears—sponges, MRI machines, loose hair, and the existential dread of eye contact with one’s wife—before covering a sober party girl who’s TikTok famous for not drinking at Miami frat ragers. Somewhere in between, he gives the most Peaches-style sports update ever (yes, Lionel Messi is immortal now), rants about phone-free restaurants, and shreds a sociopathic boss who fired someone in front of 25 coworkers.
Then, like the cherry on a sundae of unhinged radio brilliance, Peaches ponders the most overrated video games of all time—offending the entire Halo fanbase in the process—before finishing with a To Peach Their Own that makes you realize humanity is collectively afraid of birds, drains, and the cruel, wet touch of hair not attached to a body. It’s weird, it’s funny, it’s Peaches Pit Party. And it’s somehow everything you didn’t know you needed today.
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This episode of Peaches Pit Party is basically a fever dream that starts with Peaches roasting sneaker resellers and ends with multiple men describing what it’s like to have their livers turned into Play-Doh. We kick off with Peaches dunking on sneakerheads who hoarded Yeezys like dragon gold, crying over bots, and realizing he’s now a “wear-until-there’s-a-hole” adult. Then he dives straight into a birthday-gone-wrong saga from Reddit featuring a husband whose only gift to his wife was incompetence, followed by Peaches yelling about how you should absolutely remember how to drop off your kids or get tested for dementia.
Sports coverage hits next with the “Shot Clock Sports Update” — featuring everything from the Pro Bowl’s weird relocation to EA’s eternal monopoly on NFL video games. Then Peaches casually transitions into the Stuffed Animal Heist of the Century, where three geniuses broke into an amusement park via boat and stole 200 plush toys, officially becoming the most unthreatening crime syndicate in New York. From there, Peaches spirals into Victor’s heated Christmas hill-to-die-on: declaring “Linus and Lucy” not a Christmas song — a statement that’s somehow more controversial than religion in a Facebook group full of radio nerds.
Then things go off the rails. There’s a tangent about a movie screening where people shaved their heads to see Begonia early, and Peaches flexes that he’s been bald longer than them — “the original scalp pioneer.” After that, he tears into Ghost Adventures for being the least convincing show in the supernatural genre until they air an episode where one of the hosts finds out mid-investigation that his wife tried to have him murdered. Yes, really. Then, the energy spikes again when two real fighters, Taite “The Martian” Martin and Steven Dopp, stop by to talk about broken ribs, dehydration, liver lacerations, Muay Thai kicks, and why being punched unconscious is basically “a nap with a hangover.”
Peaches ends the show by somehow linking all of this to lions escaping trucks, Axl Rose rage-quitting in Buenos Aires, and rollercoasters retiring after 40 years — which he swears has nothing to do with his fear of being too tall for seatbelts. It’s unfiltered, unhinged, and somehow educational.
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This episode of Peaches Pit Party is pure, unfiltered chaos from start to finish — like if a morning commute got possessed by a jazz ghost and started ranting about chairs. Peaches begins by eviscerating KROQ’s “world-famous” ego while proudly uploading his own podcast backlog, because someone had to bring quality back to radio. From there, he spirals into the ongoing Office Chair Civil War, where poor Viktor blames him for breaking a seat that was clearly built for toddlers, not 6’9” Idaho radio icons. We then plummet headfirst into the saga of Peaches’ cursed steering wheel lunch tray (a story of hope, betrayal, and poor engineering), before swerving into Halloween costume prep — complete with his girlfriend scavenging DI like a Prohibition-era fashion consultant so he can become “Louie Blue Notes Callahan,” a 1920s jazz man with zero musical ability.
Then it’s a hard cut to Peaches’ existential rant about “trunk-or-treats” — or, as he calls them, “the parking lot participation trophy version of Halloween.” After a detour through what makes Americans sound like Americans abroad (loudness, tipping culture, and ice obsession), Peaches delivers an emotional monologue on Click that will make you cry, question your childhood, and maybe call your dad. There’s also a horrifying update about Suzanne Somers’ widower literally building an AI robot wife, the triumphant return of Snapple glass bottles (but only in New York), a smuggling ring that stuffed gold powder into underwear, and a 76-year-old woman winning a court case over her neighbor’s weed smoke by declaring, “I am not Snoop Dogg.”
All this — plus Peaches threatening to go WWE on anyone who blames him for furniture damage — makes this the most unhinged episode of the week. If you survive the rollercoaster, reward yourself by streaming Peaches Pit Party on demand and witnessing Idaho’s loudest export do what he does best: lose his mind on air with zero filter and full commitment.
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🎧 Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem
This episode begins with Peaches ripping into humanity’s most cursed creation: the $2,000 “smart mattress” that left people literally trapped in their own beds during the AWS outage. From there, the chaos unravels faster than a Walmart clearance bin. We’ve got a breakup over high heels that turns into a full-blown TED Talk on tall guy insecurity, Peaches declaring war on “world-famous” KROQ for being allergic to heavy music, and an in-depth exploration of whether mammals can, in fact, breathe through their butts (spoiler: yes, and it’s science, not a kink). He somehow jumps from a South Korean woman setting her apartment on fire while trying to flamethrower a cockroach, to a man in India faking his own death just to see who would cry, to a 74-year-old Italian scam artist pretending to be blind for 50 years — until cops literally caught him buying fruit. Then, there’s a $100 million heist at the Louvre, a museum full of dolls plotting murder in Minnesota, and otters stealing surfboards in California. It’s a full buffet of insanity served with a side of nachos, because Peaches celebrates International Day of the Nacho like it’s a national holiday. The show peaks in glorious chaos with listeners calling in to argue about the worst movie ever made — from Life of Pi to Jack and Jill — and one guy who worked security on a Bruce Willis flop filmed in Twin Falls. This episode is a masterpiece of madness: one part haunted science fair, one part food coma, all parts unhinged.
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If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if Planet Earth was narrated by a man who’s equal parts radio host, arachnophobe, and chaos magnet, look no further than this absolute trainwreck of an episode. Peaches kicks things off with a tender love story about killing house spiders while his girlfriend scrapbooks in the background, because nothing says romance like yelling “DIE!” at your front door. From there, it’s a spiral of absurdity: he mourns his dead aloe plant like a fallen soldier, gets way too excited about a tropical clearance tree from Costco, and admits he’s one houseplant away from turning his dining room into a Rainforest Café. The chaos continues when he debates which Pokémon would take the biggest dump (spoiler: it’s Eternatus), before deciding IT Chapter Two is an underrated masterpiece while confessing that Freddy Krueger ruined his childhood sleep schedule. Then, the apocalypse hits — Amazon, Hinge, and Snapchat all go down at once — and Peaches nearly loses his mind because he can’t track his steering wheel food tray. Later, he covers a woman stabbing someone in a Marshalls checkout line (because she was too slow), celebrates spider genocide, and gets hyped about Electric Callboy touring with Polaris and Scene Queen. Things take a darker, smellier turn when he reviews Kohler’s new $600 toilet camera that analyzes your “business” for health data — the future is disgusting — before somehow segueing into California otters stealing surfboards like furry pirates. Then, just when you think the episode can’t get any more unhinged, Peaches warns Arizona listeners not to lick toads (seriously), recounts a gorilla breaking glass at the San Diego Zoo, and insists that no, he would not fight the gorilla, despite being everyone’s first draft pick. It’s unfiltered, unholy, and somehow heartfelt — a modern masterpiece of madness broadcast straight from a spider-infested apartment.
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Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem – feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhem
Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach – feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs