Perfect Person

EXPLORE

Society & Culture

© 2024 PodJoint

https://is1-ssl.mzstatic.com/image/thumb/Podcasts116/v4/78/32/5b/78325ba5-3cc3-a546-8bc7-341a0a3ca762/mza_712093912131684103.jpeg/600x600bb.jpg

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

177 episodes

5 days ago

A flawless call-in advice show in which Miles Bonsignore answers your calls, solves your problems, and helps you achieve perfection.

Show more...

All content for Perfect Person is the property of Miles Bonsignore and is served directly from their servers with no modification, redirects, or rehosting. The podcast is not affiliated with or endorsed by Podjoint in any way.

A flawless call-in advice show in which Miles Bonsignore answers your calls, solves your problems, and helps you achieve perfection.

Show more...

Episodes (20/177)

Perfect Person

176: accidentally catfished my coworker after hitting his car (w/ Eddy Burback)

Perfection is only a sip away - perfectpersoncoffee.com Eddy Burback joins us in the studio for a stunning series of calls about embarassing yourself at d*ldo therapy, mistakenly catfishing a coworker, finding a mysterious man, and having a bad kiss with your soulmate.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm Type See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

5 days ago

1 hour 19 minutes 46 seconds

Perfect Person

175: citizens arresting the cold brew catfish (w/ Sarah Doerner)

Sarah Doerner joins the show to take stunning calls from citizens about a cold brew thief in broad daylight, a coworkers girlfriend inviting you to a fourway post shift, and a friend group divided by partying too hard. Rent The Tour Documentary!Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1 week ago

1 hour 19 minutes 31 seconds

Perfect Person

174: hooking up with two rival brothers in one night (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

Sarah Bonsignore joins the show to take stunning calls from people who hooked up with two competing brothers in a single night, and have a neighborly mishap with the stoner next door. Rent The Tour Documentary!Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

2 weeks ago

1 hour 11 minutes 15 seconds

Perfect Person

173: my one night stand left his teeth at my house (w/ Patrick McDonald)

Patrick McDonald joins the show to take stunning calls from people who procured teeth from a one night stand, who have a mailman they used to french, and someone who ate too many eggs. Rent The Tour Documentary!Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

3 weeks ago

1 hour 9 minutes 49 seconds

Perfect Person

172: confronting the demon haunting my house (w/ Eric Striffler)

Eric joins the show to take terrifying calls for spooky season about a mimic haunting your house, a witch in your neighborhood you have to repay, and a ghost that has latched itself onto you. Rent The Tour Documentary!Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1 month ago

1 hour 4 minutes 37 seconds

Perfect Person

171: accidentally banged my professor's son... & daughter (w/ Ethan Nestor)

Watch The Tour Documentary (Out Friday): https://www.patreon.com/posts/im-not-perfect-141218671? Ethan Nestor joins the show to take stunning calls about a clown kink at a ren faire, hooking up with your besties ex, and banging your favorite professors son & daughter. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1 month ago

1 hour 12 minutes 2 seconds

Perfect Person

170: seducing my little sister's school bus driver (w/ Gabby Bryan)

Gabby Bryan joins the show to take stunning calls from callers about successfully getting your sex toys inside while on vacation, banging your sisters school bus driver, and extorting maple syrup from your ex boyfriend. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1 month ago

59 minutes 27 seconds

Perfect Person

169: sister in law secretly writing p*rn under my name (w/ Kylie Brakeman)

Kylie Brakeman joins the show to take stunning calls about crashing your car into someone at spin class, and a mysterious literotica writer using your name as a pseudonym. If you're wondering what that audio was in the beginning - it was a trailer for I'm Not A Perfect Person: A Tour Documentary! Coming October 2025. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1 month ago

1 hour 12 minutes 5 seconds

Perfect Person

168: humiliated by my spin class nemesis (w/ Geoffrey James)

Geoffrey James joins the show for a scorcher of an episode in which we talk to callers about being exiled in spin class, dealing with loving feelings from the dishwasher you're banging, and getting a date from the hottie at lunch. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

2 months ago

1 hour 25 minutes 57 seconds

Perfect Person

167: accidentally surprised by my naked boss (w/ Rainie Toll)

Rainie Toll joins the show once again to take stunning calls about losing your keys to your workplace, getting surprised by your naked boss, insulting a friends haircut, and writing a piece of prose to your troubling neighbor. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

2 months ago

1 hour 21 minutes 5 seconds

Perfect Person

166: my pack of furries ruined my potluck (w/ Will Witwer)

Will Witwer joins the show on our annual tokers episode for STUNNING calls. We talk to callers about a shrek themed birthday, a furry potluck, and a dad that is getting scammed on instagram.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

2 months ago

1 hour 8 minutes 16 seconds

Perfect Person

165: stealing my wii back from my insane ex bestie (w/ Kyle Prue)

Kyle Prue joins the show to take stunning calls about heisting a wii, a potentially groundbreaking nude leakage, and a beef at chili's. BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

2 months ago

1 hour 10 minutes 27 seconds

Perfect Person

164: surprise d*ldo reveal at neighborhood soup night (w/ Damien Haas)

Damien Haas joins the show to take stunning calls about doing a tight 5 eulogy at an open mic, leaving out your d*ldo collection on the stove, and being surpassed by your husband in your favorite video game. BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

2 months ago

1 hour 1 minute 21 seconds

Perfect Person

163: selling my rich ex boyfriend feet pics (w/ Hannah Pilkes)

Hannah Pilkes joins the show to take stunning calls from listeners about selling your rich ex boyfriend pricey foot pics, locking your keys in your laundry room, and being scammed by a telephone fraudster. BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

3 months ago

1 hour 11 minutes 28 seconds

Perfect Person

162: accidentally banged my bestie's secret girlfriend (w/ Josh Gondelman)

Josh Gondelman joins the show to take stunning calls about giving your nana a heart attack, and accidentally having a threesome with your bestie's secret gf. BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

3 months ago

1 hour 2 minutes 25 seconds

Perfect Person

161: eliminating a lover from my roster (w/ Ash Perez)

Ash Perez joins the show to discuss dressing like Wario, eliminating a lover from the love triangle, and wondering if friends only like you for your pool. BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

3 months ago

1 hour 1 minute 48 seconds

Perfect Person

160: framed for stealing from my job (w/ Catherine McCafferty)

Catherine McCafferty (Pretty Gay) joins the show to take stunning calls about a rampant over-gifter, a towel thief at work, and a scandalous lesbian love triangle. BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

3 months ago

59 minutes 41 seconds

Perfect Person

159: losing my employees in the woods (w/ Eric Striffler & Scott Cramer)

Eric Striffler & Scott Cramer join the show to take stunning calls about losing your employees in the forest, being ghosted by your boss for texting while drunk, and hooking up with the guy from the blood bank. BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

4 months ago

1 hour 18 minutes 41 seconds

Perfect Person

158: addressing the beef (w/ Will, Rainie, Jay & Jon)

The WBC and CB face off.

4 months ago

1 hour 29 minutes 6 seconds

Perfect Person

157: forcibly uninvited to my boss's house party (w/ Angela Giarratana & Jeremy Culhane)

Angela Giarratana & Jeremy Culhane join the show to take stunning calls

4 months ago

1 hour 4 minutes 15 seconds