Alright legends, this week we’re kicking things off with a full rundown of UFC 322, and mate… what a bloody circus. Bo Nickal put someone into low-earth orbit, Prates came in with absolutely zero cares given, and the whole card was wall to wall knockouts. If you missed it, don’t stress, we’ve wrapped it up nicer than a Bunnings snag in fresh white bread.

After that, it’s time for the weekly MMA news dump, because the sport never stops spinning.

• Khamzat vs Imavov is officially on

• Spivak is out and Salsa Boy is in

• Rogan firing back (professionally) at Rousey

• Jake Paul vs Anthony Joshua apparently a done deal with some cooked rules

• Dana says the Brady vs Morales winner is next for the strap

• Laura Sanko deep throats creme brulee

• Ilia Topuria having his say about JDM and Islam

• The Dillon Danis brawl with every angle and every bit of chaos

• Dana bans Danis from UFC events

• Nunes wants a crack at 125 after Kayla

• Tai Tuivasa looking at a February return

• Ali stirring the pot again

• Kavanagh confirms Conor is actually training

• Rankings are all over the shop, in a good way

• DJ not doing a show with The MMA Guru

• And plenty more madness from around the MMA world

If it happened, we’re chatting about it with a healthy dose of Aussie honesty.