This week on Pitchin’ Movies With The Sound Off, Marcus and Tra$h Dog pitch a movie about ego, karaoke, and midlife meltdown — Professor Beyoncé.
Nathan Fielder stars (in our universe) as Professor Martin Yonce, a tenured computer science professor who’s been overlooked his entire career. After a campus karaoke night and one surprisingly flawless Beyoncé cover, he becomes a viral legend — but fame and obsession hit harder than a final exam.
It’s a dark comedy about fame, failure, and the dangers of trying to be “cool.”
Cast (in our version):🎓 Nathan Fielder — Professor Martin “Beyoncé” Yonce🎤 Matthew McConaughey — Professor David Watterson💼 Tina Fey — Professor Margaret Laskin🏈 Jacob Elordi — Zane Maxwell🎧 Barbie Ferreira — Deb Majors🏛️ Janine Garofalo — Gem Yonce📋 Michael Ian Black — Dean Mark Finch
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00:00 – Cold Open Marcus and Tra$h Dog lock in the title *Professor Beyoncé* — and immediately start laughing at how bad an idea it is.
00:35 – Welcome to the Episode The hosts introduce *Pitchin’ Movies With The Sound Off* and joke about missing their horror-movie homework from last week.
02:25 – A Professor with Tenure (and Regret) The concept forms: a mid-career college professor decides this is the year he’s finally going to be “cool.”
03:40 – Casting Begins: Nathan Fielder as Martin Yonce They land on Nathan Fielder as the perfect awkward lead, a computer science professor whose attempt at reinvention goes horribly right.
06:15 – Finding the Name Martin Yonce is born — complete with a tilde debate and the discovery that “Professor Beyoncé” just *works.*
09:50 – Building the World The campus comes to life: Columbia-adjacent, bougie New Jersey vibes, filled with smug professors and cooler students.
11:20 – Enter Zane Maxwell Jacob Elordi plays Zane, the effortlessly cool student who triggers Martin’s midlife identity crisis.
14:00 – The Cool Professor Montage Martin tries to become “that guy” — new clothes, new gym membership, new insecurities.
17:15 – Meet the Faculty Matthew McConaughey becomes Professor David Watterson, the effortlessly cool colleague; Tina Fey joins as his partner, Margaret Laskin.
20:25 – The Wife on the Building Martin’s wife, Gem Yonce (Janine Garofalo), is revealed to be part of an old-money family whose name is literally on the college.
23:10 – Faculty Envy and Awkward Marriage Martin’s professional jealousy and dead marriage boil over — and we get a painfully awkward dinner scene.
30:30 – Totally Real Bands Ad Break Tra$h Dog gives a chaotic live read for **TotallyRealBands.com**, featuring Pineapple Mouse, Favorite Goose, and Priest King.
33:30 – The Makeover & the Meltdown Martin updates his wardrobe, gets ignored by his wife, and starts spiraling toward “cool guy” delusion.
36:00 – The New Semester A new school year begins — and Zane ends up in Martin’s class, sparking an unlikely (and uncomfortable) friendship.
39:10 – Invited to the Scene Martin hears about Zane’s band hangout and decides to show up, uninvited, to a Priest King basement show.
41:10 – Priest King Live Martin’s first taste of “the scene” — chaotic punk, trash cans flying, and total sensory overload.
44:00 – New Friends, Old Pain Martin tries to join in, buys everyone drinks, and embarrasses himself into becoming part of the group anyway.
49:00 – Karaoke Night The fateful scene: Martin’s surprisingly incredible Beyoncé performance earns him a new title — *Professor Beyoncé.*
51:20 – Campus Fame He wakes up hungover to cheering students. He’s gone viral. He’s finally “cool.”
52:45 – Deb Majors, the Student Barbie Ferreira’s Deb enters the story — a student whose brief hookup with Martin sends everything downhill.
53:40 – The Downfall Martin brags about the relationship, rewrites his coursework around Beyoncé, and loses his grip on reality.
54:10 – Dean Finch’s Of
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