It should've been a comedy. That would have been brave. Instead it took 20 years to write. Those 20 years could've been spent on more Bill & Ted
Imagine a man, but with the powers of a spider. Imagine 100 Green Goblin gliders flying over a mountaintop toward your insurgent army. Imagine fully wasting the talents of a prolific former child actor and turning her into a pretty trophy for our Spider-Hero. Imagine Kirsten Dunst getting something to do in this movie. Camilla is back with her beau, Tom, to imagine this and more.
AKA All Forgotten (probably a better title). the things we (and Nick Stahl [whom isn't dead, by the way]) do for the love of Kirsten Dunst
Grandpa Gilmore is William Randolph Hearts, and Kirsten Dunst is his erstwhile mistress. They're on a party boat with Cary Elwes, Eddie Izzard, and Jennifer Tilly. Someone is dying, and it's not whom you'd think! Introducing D.K. Bolterstein, J. Young Boi, and M.K. Ultra! It's a historical cromedy of epic proportions. Everybody - CHARLESTON (aka watch Eddington on HBO)!
Kirsten is playing a tragic party girl who falls in love with the right guy in this totally-racially-sensitive TV movie directed by the man who originally played Billy Hazard on the 80's epic civil war miniseries, North & South
A kind-of-fun Shakespeare "adaptation" with a loaded cast. Martin Short shines as an egomaniacal high school theater director, and Kirsten shoots Colin Hanks in the chest with a crossbow.. It's an installment in the "let's make Kirsten sing on-screen even though it makes her uncomfortable" series. But it's no Hamlet 2.
It's story-ception in this not-so-good but definitely memorable Canadian art film. Another young-adult film, another curse. Another set of star-crossed lovers. We are SO BACK baby
Kirsten Dunst and Jimmy Fallon are going to host the 2001 MTV Movie Awards!!! Kirsten doesn't win for "Best Musical Dance Sequence, but she'll be back in 2003 for Best Kiss! Danny is riding the strugglebus, so if you know him, send him some love. I hope you're all getting ready for Spider-Man!
It's better than you'd expect! We'll be back soon with more Dunst movies!!
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It's the final bonus featurette on my Bring It On Blu Ray. If you give him a chance, Peyton Reed would tell you that he's punk as heck!
This particular piece of content was ludicrously short, but that won't stop us from making bonus content with our Executive Producer, Bud Koltys. Just boy things! More where this came from at Patreon.com/nooneworkhere
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Cliff is so frickin' weird in this scene. There's more Deleted Scenes commentary at Patreon.com/NoOneWorkHere! We'll be done with Bring It On when I SAY WE'RE DONE WITH BRING IT ON
Featuring: The Tallest Cheer-amid Known to Man, Alligator Alcatraz, and Horse Talk. There's more where this came from! Patreon.com/NoOneWorkHere for a bonus episode every week.
We're still at cruising altitude with Bring It On, so it's time to show this CLASSIC film - for the first time - to a thirty-something tradesman. The vibe is definitely different than the one we did with the gals! Thanks again to Bud for being open to this bisexual movie. This is the last half(ish) of an episode for our patrons at Patreon.com/NoOneWorkHere, where you'll get a bonus episode every week, including a bonus DunstCast every other week.
We're stalling out on Bring It On and taking a little break while we bank some new episodes. This is two chunks of bonus episodes, put together for your enjoyment, both based on bonus features from the Bring It On Blu Ray: the "extended" car wash scene featuring Rufus King's "All That I Need," and the music video for BLAQUE's "As If." New bonus episodes will still be appearing bi-weekly at Patreon.com/NoOneWorkHere
It's a biweekly podcast for bisexual people. This bi-week, we're discussing curses and vampires, and the inherent bisexuality of of cheerleading (which is, of course, a metaphor for women). In case you were wondering, the host of this podcast is a feminist. And if you were in the band Rufus King, hit us up at podstendunstcast@gmail.com or Patreon.com/NoOneWorkHere!
A low-energy episode about a low-energy movie, written by a guy who hasn't worked on movies before or since. This one has another Pete Campbell jump-scare. Happy 18th birthday to Kirsten Dunst - they made her a stripper in this one!
Bud once dressed as the Crow for Halloween. It's a pun-heavy episode, y'all. To listen to us talk about The Crow (1994), visit: Patreon.com/nooneworkhere
Andrew Fleming is the (auteur?) director of Hamlet 2, and also Dick. This movie gets a lot of mileage out of the President's chosen abbreviation for Richard. And it turns out we don't know much about history. RIP to the actor who plays Betsy's brother, Larry; he died in a cocoon of cum. And that's comedy.