Harry and Stacey are watching every single film that Robert Pattinson has ever been in, regardless of quality, availability, or if his character has any lines.
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Harry and Stacey are watching every single film that Robert Pattinson has ever been in, regardless of quality, availability, or if his character has any lines.
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If you watch the psychological drama Childhood of a Leader, you will apparently "witness the birth of a terrifying ego". Unfortunately for us (yet again!!) you will not get to witness Robert Pattinson on screen because his character spends most of his time in Germany when the film is set in France, which you can tell due to the sheer amount of un-subtitled French that the characters speak. Thankfully, Harry has a French degree. Unfortunately, he does not like having to use it. But at least Stacey now has a dog to keep us occupied when Robert isn't on screen.
Plus, Harry has been going through a lot of ebb, Stacey shares her love of the plague and the trenches, and Lee won't stop interrupting us.
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On this week's bonus episode, the topics of discussion deemed too salacious to be included on main episodes include: Stacey discovering niche arthouse actor Paul Giamatti, Harry wondering where all the bilbies have gone, and we discover James Dean's tip for a longer (or shorter) life.
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According to the book of Exodus, Moses led the Israelites through the desert for 40 long and difficult years, and we have experienced something similar after watching a two hour film that seems to mostly be about Nicole Kidman riding a camel through the desert for about 2 hours. Robert Pattinson is barely in the film, and when he does show up he is for some reason talking like a 1920s radio announcer.
Plus, Stacey wants to find out if Rico from Penguins of Madagascar is autistic, Harry starts singing Phantom of the Opera for whatever reason, and, basically, what we're gonna do is dance.
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On today's bonus episode attempt to name every member of the wolf pack that we spent so much time with over the course of five films. How hard could it be? Surely they all have names that are recognisable as names? Right?
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Life is a film about famously attractive and charismatic Hollywood icon James Dean, and also some guy called Dennis Stock. Unfortunately for us all, James Dean is played by Dane DeHaan who, it turns out, looks nothing like James Dean, and our dear Robert is left playing Dennis, whoever that is. It says a lot about the film that the most lively part of the whole thing was Stacey when she saw a spider.
Plus, James Dean pulls focus from Harry on his birthday, Stacey gets very fixated on a pig, and we are both just sick of having to cook dinner
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On this week's bonus episode, listen on such antics and delights as Harry being antsy around teens and the mischief they may be causing and Stacey finding out about the Twilight/50 Shades of Grey connection.
Plus, a then-ignorant Stacey hypothesises about what Renesmee could mean (it was a simpler time...)
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The Rover is a lot like Lady Gaga's ARTPOP, in that it could mean anything. Some of our guesses: it's about the Mars Rover; it's about a dog; it's about both the Mars Rover and a dog. But it turns out that The Rover is actually about Guy Pearce and Robert Pattinson both refusing to enunciate their lines while shooting their way through post-apocalyptic Australia on what IMDB very charitably refers to as a "road trip".
Plus, Harry questions why admin still exists in the post-apocalypse, Stacey wonders if we're going be doing the podcast for the rest of our lives, and we both kind of just turn on each other.
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It's finally happened: we're living in a post-Twilight world! Hopefully, we're also starting to live in a post-mediocre films starting Robert Pattinson world. Unfortunately, we are watching another film directed by David Cronenberg, which does not bode well, and Robert Pattinson is once again in a car, but this time it's not even a limo, it's just a regular car. And his character isn't even rich! What's even the point? This film also contains an alarming amount of what we might call... intra-family romance. Also ghosts. Also Julianne Moore.
Plus, we debrief about Laneway Festival, Stacey gets very upset about a dog, and Harry won't stop talking about films that are not the film we are currently watching.
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Well, it's finally happened. Not only have we reached the conclusion of the Twilight Saga (and what a saga it's been!) but we have also reached the exact halfway point of Robert Pattinson's filmography. Or we will have, once we get through this film, which seems to mostly consist of a creepy little girl touching people's faces.
There's also a fight scene that lasts for maybe 40 minutes and you will simply not believe how little of that 40 minutes is actually relevant to the plot.
Plus, Harry is baffled by how the Volturi functions, Stacey gets genuinely quite angry at Stephenie Meyer, and we just can't work out what Jacob is still doing in these films.
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Robert Pattinson stars in a "horror/thriller/fantasy/mystery" from acclaimed body horror auteur David Cronenberg! You'd be right to think that this is a riveting, no-holds-barred, wall-to-wall splatterfest! Except you'd actually be wrong to think that. Harry thought that, and he ended up issuing an apology. Luckily for us, we have an eerily accurate (maybe? we wouldn't know) impression of David Cronenberg on hand to explain what went wrong.
Plus, Stacey has no interest in money, Harry begs for some violence, and we both try to work out what the spectre haunting society is (the spectre might be capitalism, but that feels too obvious...)
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It's finally here: the very first Poster Boys video episode! Harry is wearing a nice shirt, Stacey has moved all of her household mess out of frame, and we're feeling very loose. It's the perfect environment to watch a French Robert Pattinson get very rich very quickly and make out with many beautiful women, including Uma Thurman, Christina Ricci, and more! Unfortunately what follows is less about Robert Pattinson making out and more about Robert Pattinson getting cheated on and handling it poorly. And, for some reason, Morocco.
Plus, Stacey has questions about the French alphabet, Harry has questions about if he is coming off as suitably ironic, and we try to finish the episode before our food arrives.
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Every child dreams of running away and joining the circus, of finding like-minded freaks and outcasts and joining with them in a complex polyamorous relationship model. And dreams can come true! All you need is for your parents to die in a horrible car crash and you too can join the circus family. In this case the family is a vet that can speak Polish, an alcoholic carny who can speak Polish, an elephant who can speak Polish, and Reese Witherspoon.
Plus, Stacey wishes she was a trapeze, Harry pitches #MeanManAugust, and we both consider what could have been if only we were vets who knew polish.
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Gird your loins, deck your halls, and jingle your bells: it's the Poster Boys Christmas Spectacular! After a few weeks of well-deserved (and honestly accidental) break, Harry and Stacey are back in action to reflect on the year that was, reflect on the year that is to come, spread Christmas cheer, and speculate wildly on the Grinch's ovarian situation.
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It's the proudest day of any parent's life: their only daughter, aged 18, marries a weird pale man, aged 100+, whose entire family may or may not be dating each other, and whisks her away to a private island, only to return two weeks later, no longer a virgin, somehow eight months pregnant, and looking hollowed like a Halloween pumpkin. Wow, love really does win ❤️
Plus, Harry mistrusts teens and what mischief they may be up to, Stacey wishes her apartment was haunted, and no one can tell any of these depressed single werewolves apart.
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We have one more bonus cut for time episode until we return to our regularly scheduled Robert Pattison-based programming! Key points of discussion include: how tall is Robert Pattinson? What awards did Twilight win? Does Stacey have to shop in the dolls section? And so much more...
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So far, our experience with the Twilight films has... not been great. Maybe Eclipse is where it all changes! You have Bryce Dallas Howard leading an army of twinks, all made out of porcelain, the reveal that Jasper was in fact a Confederate soldier, and Robert Pattinson looking more and more fed up with these films by the day. Our hopes may not be high, but they are not yet dead.
Plus, we try to work out the mechanics of vampire coitus (does it shrivel up and drop off like a lizard's tail?)
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This week, in honour of Harry being on a job and not having time to record and edit an episode, we present to you a special bonus episode containing everything that was Too Good and/or Too Off Topic to be included in Episodes 1-5. We have pre-episode recording tidbits! We have David Attenborough impressions! We have large quantities of uncooked chicken lying on the street! Listen to find out more...
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Tragedy brings people together. By extension, national tragedy should bring a whole bunch of people together, right? In Remember Me, Robert Pattinson both stars in and executive produces a decent romantic drama right up until the point where it becomes potentially the most poor-taste film this side of John Waters. But damn, if he doesn't look good doing it.
Plus, Stacey gets emotional despite herself, Harry wonders what the point of this film even is, and we campaign for bigger desks for legal secretaries.
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The only thing worse than watching a terrible film is being forced to watch a terrible film because you are recording a podcast about Robert Pattinson and Robert Pattinson happens to be in a terrible film. The only thing worse than that would be if Robert Pattinson was only in the film for about 30 seconds and never seen in full lighting. The only thing worse than that would be if the terrible film was actually an anthology of five terrible short films. But that would never happen, right?
Plus, Stacey is fed up with Octavia Spencer and Harry yearns for his phone.
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After the tragedy of miscasting that was Little Ashes, Harry and Stacey decide to pitch their own dream biopics for Robert Pattinson to star in, in case his team is listening. And if Zendaya's team, Janet Jackson's team, or Channing Tatum's team are also listening, we have potential roles for them as well.
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