Etiquette has a new judge.
Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde investigate improvised social lawbreaking in a moderately thrilling, low-stakes fictional true crime podcast. We weekly and boldly prosecute the most innocuous violations of social decorum in a world that’s both too polite for its own good, and too shamelessly chaotic to continue unpunished.
In each episode, one of us brings a "case file", an unlegislated social law. We collectively create a scene in which this law is broken, leaving the other to react to the unfolding etiquette crime with shock, confusion, support, or judgment.
Then we drop the act and deliberate on the correct legal consequences.
The crime? Social faux pas that we all secretly fear.
The trial? Ten to fifteen minutes of litigation.
We bravely dig into these micro-crimes, cross-examine experts (ourselves), and debate whether these laws should be upheld, expanded, or struck from the record entirely.
Tune in for untrue crime, biting social commentary, courtroom drama (minus the stakes and education), and the gratification of seeing manners put on trial. It’s a procedural where the crime is petty, but the crossexaminations are also petty.
In a world teeming with rules you didn't even know existed, Premeditated is your court of last resort.
Etiquette has a new judge.
Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde investigate improvised social lawbreaking in a moderately thrilling, low-stakes fictional true crime podcast. We weekly and boldly prosecute the most innocuous violations of social decorum in a world that’s both too polite for its own good, and too shamelessly chaotic to continue unpunished.
In each episode, one of us brings a "case file", an unlegislated social law. We collectively create a scene in which this law is broken, leaving the other to react to the unfolding etiquette crime with shock, confusion, support, or judgment.
Then we drop the act and deliberate on the correct legal consequences.
The crime? Social faux pas that we all secretly fear.
The trial? Ten to fifteen minutes of litigation.
We bravely dig into these micro-crimes, cross-examine experts (ourselves), and debate whether these laws should be upheld, expanded, or struck from the record entirely.
Tune in for untrue crime, biting social commentary, courtroom drama (minus the stakes and education), and the gratification of seeing manners put on trial. It’s a procedural where the crime is petty, but the crossexaminations are also petty.
In a world teeming with rules you didn't even know existed, Premeditated is your court of last resort.
You're on the cusp of signing the biggest EDM contract in the history of reggae horns. The CEO of Skrillex welcomes you into their wood-paneled office. The world is yours, you're walking on air and the Skrillex CEO is in the palm of your hand...Wait...but...are they in your palm? All you feel is an uncoordinated lump of flesh flopping against yours. A disjointed tango of knuckle and finger. It's revolting.All that is to say, handshakes can MAKE, BREAK or SHAKE a relationship.In our sportsiest episode of Premeditated, the Boy Judges are joined by Emmy-winner Jason Concepcion and stick-chaser Donna Concepcion to litigate hand greeting etiquette. They also find time to discuss large pumpkins, hugging Short Kings and Ben Franklin's greatest hits. Stretch on your jersey and lace up your cleats. It's the Superbowl of Social Etiquette.—Welcome to our channel! If you love passing judgement on mundane micro-crimes or you just love watching stuff on YouTube, subscribe to our channel today [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqB5ES0IypOjHVug2m_5bPA] for access to OUR ENTIRE LIBRARY OF EPISODES plus heaps of delicious clips.In the meantime, pass some of your own judgements into the comments below. The First Amendment’s fun, right?FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE:https://www.instagram.com/premeditatedpod/https://www.instagram.com/premeditatedpod/https://open.spotify.com/show/0R94ymhWOMibKQ53PLKjZXFOLLOW JASON EVERYWHERE:https://www.instagram.com/x_netw3rk_x/
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Premeditated Podcast is created and hosted by Neil Zumwalde and Graham Cameron. The show is produced and curated by Matt Hanchey. Special thanks to Myrriah Gossett.