Etiquette has a new judge.
Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde investigate improvised social lawbreaking in a moderately thrilling, low-stakes fictional true crime podcast. We weekly and boldly prosecute the most innocuous violations of social decorum in a world that’s both too polite for its own good, and too shamelessly chaotic to continue unpunished.
In each episode, one of us brings a "case file", an unlegislated social law. We collectively create a scene in which this law is broken, leaving the other to react to the unfolding etiquette crime with shock, confusion, support, or judgment.
Then we drop the act and deliberate on the correct legal consequences.
The crime? Social faux pas that we all secretly fear.
The trial? Ten to fifteen minutes of litigation.
We bravely dig into these micro-crimes, cross-examine experts (ourselves), and debate whether these laws should be upheld, expanded, or struck from the record entirely.
Tune in for untrue crime, biting social commentary, courtroom drama (minus the stakes and education), and the gratification of seeing manners put on trial. It’s a procedural where the crime is petty, but the crossexaminations are also petty.
In a world teeming with rules you didn't even know existed, Premeditated is your court of last resort.
Etiquette has a new judge.
Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde investigate improvised social lawbreaking in a moderately thrilling, low-stakes fictional true crime podcast. We weekly and boldly prosecute the most innocuous violations of social decorum in a world that’s both too polite for its own good, and too shamelessly chaotic to continue unpunished.
In each episode, one of us brings a "case file", an unlegislated social law. We collectively create a scene in which this law is broken, leaving the other to react to the unfolding etiquette crime with shock, confusion, support, or judgment.
Then we drop the act and deliberate on the correct legal consequences.
The crime? Social faux pas that we all secretly fear.
The trial? Ten to fifteen minutes of litigation.
We bravely dig into these micro-crimes, cross-examine experts (ourselves), and debate whether these laws should be upheld, expanded, or struck from the record entirely.
Tune in for untrue crime, biting social commentary, courtroom drama (minus the stakes and education), and the gratification of seeing manners put on trial. It’s a procedural where the crime is petty, but the crossexaminations are also petty.
In a world teeming with rules you didn't even know existed, Premeditated is your court of last resort.
On this episode of PREMEDITATED, comedian, actress, and Neil and Graham’s former improv coach, Monika Smith, brings a case to the table that all have been guilty of at one time or another: The accidental interruption of an employee's break time. They say the customer is always right…but does that rule still apply when an employee is off the clock? Do you really get a say in the matter if you’ve never even worked a retail job? Wait, does runway modeling technically count as a retail job? And HOW did all that broken glass get in the back of Monika’s car?! ---- Welcome to our channel! If you love passing judgement on mundane micro-crimes or you just love watching stuff on YouTube, subscribe to our channel today for access to OUR ENTIRE LIBRARY OF EPISODES plus heaps of delicious clips.
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You're on the cusp of signing the biggest EDM contract in the history of reggae horns. The CEO of Skrillex welcomes you into their wood-paneled office. The world is yours, you're walking on air and the Skrillex CEO is in the palm of your hand...Wait...but...are they in your palm? All you feel is an uncoordinated lump of flesh flopping against yours. A disjointed tango of knuckle and finger. It's revolting.All that is to say, handshakes can MAKE, BREAK or SHAKE a relationship.In our sportsiest episode of Premeditated, the Boy Judges are joined by Emmy-winner Jason Concepcion and stick-chaser Donna Concepcion to litigate hand greeting etiquette. They also find time to discuss large pumpkins, hugging Short Kings and Ben Franklin's greatest hits. Stretch on your jersey and lace up your cleats. It's the Superbowl of Social Etiquette.—Welcome to our channel! If you love passing judgement on mundane micro-crimes or you just love watching stuff on YouTube, subscribe to our channel today [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqB5ES0IypOjHVug2m_5bPA] for access to OUR ENTIRE LIBRARY OF EPISODES plus heaps of delicious clips.In the meantime, pass some of your own judgements into the comments below. The First Amendment’s fun, right?FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE:https://www.instagram.com/premeditatedpod/https://www.instagram.com/premeditatedpod/https://open.spotify.com/show/0R94ymhWOMibKQ53PLKjZXFOLLOW JASON EVERYWHERE:https://www.instagram.com/x_netw3rk_x/
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The Boys are back and you’re gonna be in trouble. Hey-ya, Hey-ya was an Outkast track.
Does finding a use for a hundred-dollar bill give you anxiety? Have you ever wanted to shin kick your article-perusing boyfriend because he called himself a “reader”? If you answered “Yes” to either of these questions, Premeditated Podcast and cognitive behavioral therapy might be for you!
THIS WEEK ON PREMEDITATED, Neil and Graham merge TWO CASES. Double the judgement and double the fun. Tune in to our first ever SIMULCASE for tedious deliberation on two delicious cases. It’s all that and a bag of bricks.
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Here you are, dressed to the nines, radiating flirtatious potential, having just braved traffic and last minute cold feet, entering the bar. You look around for a full body that holds the face from the photos you swiped right on just days prior....but see no match in the small crowd of patrons. You wait, order a drink (maybe an iced tea?) and still...nothing.On this episode of PREMEDITATED, Zack Binder, accompanied by Ticklemuff, joins Neil and Graham for a vulnerable discussion surrounding standing up dates (NOT dates with stand-ups). Why do people do it? Where does catfishing fall in all of this? Should adults be judged for ordering hot chocolate? Wait....can puppets ride the bus? Thank GOD it all gets covered. Welcome to our channel! If you love passing judgement on mundane micro-crimes or you just love watching stuff on YouTube, subscribe to our channel today [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqB5ES0IypOjHVug2m_5bPA] for access to OUR ENTIRE LIBRARY OF EPISODES plus heaps of delicious clips.
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Is there a flicker of conviction on your conscience as you approach that iPad and barista, phone still held to your ear, and no intention of ending that call your on? Are you reaaaallly that good at multitasking? Or are you just telling yourself you are to hide from what could be the heinous reality of your actions? On this episode of PREMEDITATED, Jenson Titus joins Graham and Neil in the judges chamber to determine the morality of phone usage in the midst of ordering. Is there anything you can do to feel like less of a monster? Does anyone's opinion other than a service workers really matter in this? Wait, what does this have to do with the military? And WHY are all the gays appropriating skater culture these days?! All that and more, covered in just under 40 minutes.
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[Olde Timey Baseball Broadcaster]: "And here comes Lubecker to the bar counter. Cool drink of milk, this kid is. Gritted his way through the high school party scene, and now boasts a 3 drink minimum tab in the local bar scene".
On this episode of PREMEDITATED, AJ Lubecker joins Graham and Neil to deliberate the oft witnessed single beverage tabs. They also find time to pass verdicts on city halls, CCV numbers and people who are bummers.
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"We should hang out!" --- OH NO! NOT AGAIN! My blood curdles with indecision. "Yeah! Let's hang out. Now what?Now nothing, unless one of us makes another first move.We get to the bottom of this standoff in this weeks episode with the mustachioed heartthrob of indie improv: Sam Bodenstein.
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Fin Argus, musician and host of One of Us Podcast joins us to solicit the unsolicitable: The Dicture Picture itself. We celebrate the 23rdnd letter of the alphabet and Neil decrees that the wold fill his phone with the unspeakable graphic pics that plague so many of our straight sisters' dating profiles. Yes, Neil will gladly fall on that phallic grenade. Grindr vs Scruff and uncontrollable tics have been discussed at length. Join us, Jurors.W.
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The district court of being your best self is in session, with a wellness journey that noone wants to get onto. The incomparable Ciara Robinson @ciaracrobinson deliberates Wellness Influencers with Graham and Neil in this no holds barred knockout of a performance, taking on the matcha yogis and tradwife vibeslingers. We also discuss the rise of queer youth in JNCO jorts, a new miracle cure for male pattern baldness, and whether Usain Bolt's shoe game would be better with running support, or if he could sprint on the wings of fashion alone.—People do things wrong, and the only way to fix it is to judge them by subscribing to our podcast. for access to OUR ENTIRE LIBRARY OF EPISODES plus heaps of delicious clips.In the meantime, pass some of your own judgements into the comments below. The First Amendment is fun, right? RIGHT?!?!FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE:https://www.instagram.com/premeditatedpod/https://www.tiktok.com/@premeditatedpodhttps://open.spotify.com/show/0R94ymhWOMibKQ53PLKjZXFOLLOW CIARA:https://www.instagram.com/ciaracrobinson/Premeditated Podcast is created and hosted by Neil Zumwalde and Graham Cameron. The show is produced and curated by Matt Hanchey. Special thanks to Myrriah Gossett.
Hey America, are you ready to HAM it up! Well shoot muh toots! We got a DEBENair guest that's ready to go HAM!
On this face-palming episode of Premeditated, Graham and Neil enlist their friend Lincoln to evaluate people who ghost the plans they made (couldn't be us). They also find time to pass verdicts on coyotes, state senators and alternative methods of public transit.
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Ahoy Jurors! Avast! Land hoooooooo!On this episode, Charlie James foxtrots into the Law Offices of Premeditated with an absolute stunnah of a case: is a neighbor's nosey nose too nosey? The judges also find time to discuss Q-tips, dietary privileges and candle making as a small business. —Welcome to our channel! If you love passing judgement on mundane micro-crimes or you just love watching stuff on YouTube, subscribe to our channel today [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqB5ES0IypOjHVug2m_5bPA] for access to OUR ENTIRE LIBRARY OF EPISODES plus heaps of delicious clips.In the meantime, pass some of your own judgements into the comments below. The First Amendment’s fun, right?FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE:https://www.instagram.com/premeditatedpod/https://www.tiktok.com/@premeditatedpodhttps://open.spotify.com/show/0R94ymhWOMibKQ53PLKjZXFOLLOW CHARLIE EVERYWHERE:https://www.instagram.com/malecowgirl/Premeditated Podcast is created and hosted by Neil Zumwalde and Graham Cameron. The show is produced and curated by Matt Hanchey. Special thanks to Myrriah Gossett.
Hello America, it's been a hot summer and we've got the perfect podcast to quench your dry, dry mouths.On this episode, Jon Braylock (Astronomy Club, Comedy Bang Bang, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt) enlists Graham and Neil to deliberate the fairness in judging thirst traps. They also find time to pass verdicts on which of their body parts they feel positive about, spreadable cheeses and Jon's pick-up basketball career.
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Deception is the root of all HOT PODCASTS! Enter Marquis The Honey Bear, he puts the honey in honeypot.
On this episode, Graham, Neil and Marquis deliberate hinting or "soft launching" your future break-up on social media. They also find time to pass verdicts on the Book of Job, paloma cocktails and terms for the two diagonal hip creases that lead to a man's ---!
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Hello Jurors, welcome to Season 2 of our courtroom. We’re back and ready to put the “us” in “U.S.”.On this episode, Graham and Neil deliberate the term California Sober, more specifically saying "California Sober" out loud with words. They also find time to pass verdicts on dairy tolerances, sudokus and proper ball throwing motion.—Welcome to our channel! If you love passing judgement on mundane micro-crimes or you just love watching stuff on YouTube, subscribe to our channel today [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqB5ES0IypOjHVug2m_5bPA] for access to OUR ENTIRE LIBRARY OF EPISODES plus heaps of delicious clips.In the meantime, pass some of your own judgements into the comments below. The First Amendment’s fun, right?FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE:https://www.instagram.com/premeditatedpod/https://www.tiktok.com/@premeditatedpodPremeditated Podcast is created and hosted by Neil Zumwalde and Graham Cameron. The show is produced and curated by Matt Hanchey. Special thanks to Myrriah Gossett.
Our phone lines are lighting up!
No sorry, we can't lie to you. It's our duty as judges to tell the truth....we don't have phone lines. We have a G-Mail digital phone message system. But that is lighting up with voicemails from YOU!
We continue PART 2 of our SEASON 1 FINALE by tackling your pressing social questions and quandaries. We've donned our wigs and ensconced ourselves in velvet (nope sorry, lied again. It's polyester) and are ready to give America what it wants. The TRUTH.
This week's callers regale us with etiquette and faux pas like: opening the wine bottle you brought to someone else's house, refusing to engage in group texts, singing along to the radio and saying "good morning" in the afternoon.
Tune in to hear our verdicts, and perhaps YOUR VOICE, on part 2 of our raucous Season 1 finale.
Hugs and kisses America. Thank you so much for listening to stuff we've spent a lot of time working on. Without you we're just two guys prattling away on a couch. We love you. Thank you.
Graham and Neil
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BIG THANK YOUs to our callers:
Dominique from Austin, TX
Dylan from Miami, FL
Hilton from Los Angeles, CA
Ryan from Raleigh, NC
Ring-a-ling! Someone pick up the phone! Caller ID says: YOU
America has gripes. Social gripes. Etiquette is going unchecked left, right and center. Our beloved listeners from across the globe have cases they need solved. The law of offices of Premeditated are here to help.
Through guided litigation, we lead our listeners through the murky legal waters of: Venmo request etiquette, breaking up over grammar, naming conventions for candy sizes and disingenuous “how are you’s”.
Tune in to hear our verdicts, and perhaps YOUR VOICE, on our raucous Season 1 finale.
Hugs and kisses America,
Graham and Neil
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Who run the Court? GIRLS!! Who gives pets as gifts? Hopefully only people who intimately know your schedule and capabilities!!
On this SPECIAL EPISODE of Premeditated our favorite improv group in town, Girls Night (Danielle Shvartsman, Jasmine Elist, Lizzie McGroder) drop by our law office to debate in the teenage-old question: should you give pets as gifts?
Are there be size limitations? Does the gift have to include the tank or cage or requisite apparatus? Is there a maximum limit on the gift pet’s lifespan?
It’s a wild and wacky episode that you WON’T want to miss. On an ALL NEW Premeditated.
Hosted by Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde
Guests: Danielle Shvartsman(@stanleytushi)
Jasmine Elist (@jasmineelist)
Lizzie McGroder (@scootermcgroder)
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Human parents. The things that everyone, except Mork and Kyle XY, have. Love ‘em or hate ‘em, they’re the reason we all exist. But we’re all (biological) adults now. And adults kiss. So…wait, are you saying? Should we be smooching our parents?
Cheek, lips or tongue, our dear friend and future White Sox manager Haley OC has a ruling for each part of the face. She lays a lip-smacking legal smackdown on modern parenthood.
How long of a kiss is too long? What age is too old for a cheek pinch? If you’re in Europe, is it permitted? Is Graham a bad son for only high-fiving? Answers to all that and more on this week’s Premeditated!
Hosted by Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde
Guest: Haley OC (@haley_oc)
Look who’s still here! It’s Jenny Zigrino, the queen of the bicoastal breakup. This week, Los Angeles’ avoidant nature comes face to face with a New York attitude.
We all know that relationships don’t last, but how do you handle that awkward dismount?
Should you flick your boyfriend’s forehead, just slap the guy, or send a quick text? Should you even tell your partner that they aren’t the one, or let them figure it out on the internet? Are these questions pathologically unkind? Find out this week!
Hosted by Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde
Guest: Jenny Zigrino (@jennyzigrino)
America, listen, parking lots are getting hectic y'all. You ever tried to "swing by" Trader Joe's on a Sunday morning? You ever backed into a fly-away shopping cart? And that's all before you have to wade through the ocean of clipboards guarding the door!
It's all too much handle, unless your name starts with an L and ends in an izzie McGroder. The legend herself (@scootermcgroder) swung by the Premeditated law offices to drop off her latest legislative measures on Solicitor Interactions.
Is it okay hug them? Should the whole process be automated? Does Graham know how old he is?
Answers to all that and more, on an ALL NEW Premeditated.
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Guest: Lizzie McGroder (@scootermcgroder)