For Privy Christmas, we once again drop back into the world of South Park to check in on Mr Hankey. This year, Mr Hankey helps the boys bring Christmas to Iraq, and things go terribly wrong. - Watchalong: 14:16-36:07 Privy does NOT own any writes to South Park. Creative Rights for South Park belong to Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Release Rights belong to: Comedy Central, a Paramount company. Streaming Rights for South Park belong to: Paramount. -- Connect: www.privy-cast.com Social and Contact Links: linktr.ee/privycast Follow Hunter -- Give Thanks, Give Back:Wounded Warrior ProjectLiving Water International-- Privy is proud to be hosted by Podbean. Looking to start a podcast? Learn more at: https://www.podbean.com/Privycast --Music: Intro and Outro Derived from:Barroom Ballet - Silent Film Light by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100310Artist: http://incompetech.com/http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ - Christmas Introduction Included: "Jingle Bells Calm" by Kevin McCleod Jingle Bells Calm by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100187 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ - Episode Audio accessed via Paramount Plus. We do not own any of the rights to the characters, audio, or other formats of the show. -- Sources: https://southpark.wiki.gg/wiki/Red_Sleigh_Down/Trivia https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Red_Sleigh_Down

The modern debate between Christmas Fir and Christmas Fake is ongoing. But, how did toilet brushes lend to the development of this back and forth? -- Connect: www.privy-cast.com Social and Contact Links: linktr.ee/privycast Follow Hunter -- Give Thanks, Give Back:Wounded Warrior ProjectLiving Water International-- Privy is proud to be hosted by Podbean. Looking to start a podcast? Learn more at: https://www.podbean.com/Privycast --Music: Intro and Outro Derived from:Barroom Ballet - Silent Film Light by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100310Artist: http://incompetech.com/http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ - Transition Music: "Christmas Villiage" by Aaron KennyAccessed from YouTube Media Libraryhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVAggfwI4hnkA2WO6-xC06Q-Christmas Introduction Included: "Jingle Bells Calm" by Kevin McCleod Jingle Bells Calm by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100187 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ -- Sources: https://realchristmastrees.org/education/history-of-christmas-trees/ https://www.nationalgeographic.com/environment/article/history-origin-artificial-Christmas-trees?loggedin=true&rnd=1763354950249 https://patentimages.storage.googleapis.com/9c/10/46/68fa87e3535455/US255902-drawings-page-1.png https://www.hagley.org/ru/librarynews/it-just-doesnt-addis-trimming-legend-toilet-brush-christmas-tree https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Addis_Housewares#cite_note-8

Hunter announces and discusses the winner of America's Best Restroom 2025 over a month after all others have covered it in what is a celebration of nature and a peaceful protest of arbitrary online competition announcement timelines. -- Connect: www.privy-cast.com Social and Contact Links: linktr.ee/privycast Follow Hunter -- Give Thanks, Give Back:Wounded Warrior ProjectLiving Water International-- Privy is proud to be hosted by Podbean. Looking to start a podcast? Learn more at: https://www.podbean.com/Privycast --Music: Intro and Outro Derived from:Barroom Ballet - Silent Film Light by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100310Artist: http://incompetech.com/http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ - Poo in the News Music:"Newsreel" by Max Surla/Media Right ProductionsYoutube Media Library - Hunter's Anecdotes Music: "Claudio the Worm" by The Green OrbsYoutube Media Libraryhttps://www.youtube.com/@thegreenorbs -- Poo in the News Article:https://www.fox9.com/news/minnesota-restroom-named-americas-best-2025 - Sources:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_Head_Lake_State_Park

Jaret Brown, co-host of the Under the Influence Podcast from Christian Influence, stops by to share his tales of bathroom woe and slip in some bathroom wisdom. -- Listen to and follow Christian Influence and the Under the Influence Podcast/Other Podcasts -- Connect: www.privy-cast.com Social and Contact Links: drum.io/privycast Follow Hunter -- To a Freer World and Cleaner Water: $1 Donated for every rating and review. Wounded Warrior Project Living Water International -- Music:  Intro and Outro:"Barroom Ballet" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ -- Privy is proud to be hosted by Podbean. Looking to start a podcast? Learn more at: https://www.podbean.com/Privycast

Hunter's back to rate a fall favorite. Pumpkin spice. Where did this spice come from, how did it invade out bathrooms, and... why would we choose to test thim in all these formats? Bad idea or not, Hunter RANKs Pumpkin Spice Bathroom products on an admittedly strange and arbitrary point based system. -- Connect: www.privy-cast.com Social and Contact Links: linktr.ee/privycast Follow Hunter -- Give Thanks, Give Back:Wounded Warrior ProjectLiving Water International--Music: Intro and Outro Derived from: Barroom Ballet - Silent Film Light by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100310 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/-Transition Music: Autumn Sunset by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Artist: http://audionautix.com/ -- Privy is proud to be hosted by Podbean. Looking to start a podcast? Learn more at: https://www.podbean.com/Privycast -- Sources: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McCormick_%26_Company “PSL turns 20: The story behind Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte” – Starbucks Storieshttps://about.starbucks.com/stories/2023/psl-turns-20-the-story-behind-starbucks-pumpkin-spice-latte “Pumpkin Spice Latte” – Starbucks Coffee Archivehttps://archive.starbucks.com/record/pumpkin-spice-latte “The rise of Starbucks’ Pumpkin Spice Latte, by the numbers” – Associated Presshttps://apnews.com/article/8c7c2b9b3f8208a3c9c397dfdd01460d “Starbucks’ Pumpkin Spice Latte, an autumnal favorite, turns 20” – CBS Newshttps://www.cbsnews.com/news/starbucks-pumpkin-spice-latte-turns-20 “What You Never Knew About The Origin Of Starbucks’ Pumpkin Spice Latte” – Tasting Tablehttps://www.tastingtable.com/955272/what-you-never-knew-about-the-origin-of-starbucks-pumpkin-spice-latte “McCormick & Company” – Wikipediahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McCormick_%26_Company “McCormick & Company Celebrates a Milestone” – Baltimore Magazinehttps://www.baltimoremagazine.com/section/fooddrink/mccormick-company-celebrates-a-milestone “McCormick & Company, Incorporated – Company History” – Company-Histories.comhttps://www.company-histories.com/McCormick-Company-Incorporated-Company-History.html “Spice trade” – Encyclopedia Britannicahttps://www.britannica.com/topic/spice-trade “‘Pumpkin Spice’ Has Been a Thing for 3,500 Years” – HISTORY.comhttps://www.history.com/news/pumpkin-spice-trade-nutmeg-archaeology “Spice Migrations: Cinnamon” – AramcoWorldhttps://www.aramcoworld.com/articles/2021/spice-migrations-cinnamon “The Early History of Clove, Nutmeg, & Mace” – World History Encyclopediahttps://www.worldhistory.org/article/1849/the-early-history-of-clove-nutmeg--mace “Nutmeg” – Wikipediahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nutmeg

While Hunter waits for this week's guest, Ana accidentally takes over the show for a macabre interview with a call to Justice for the Twist. -- Connect: Privycast Social and Contact Links Follow Hunter -- Give Thanks, Give Back:Wounded Warrior ProjectLiving Water International -- Privy is proud to be hosted by Podbean. Looking to start a podcast? Learn more at: https://www.podbean.com/Privycast -- Music: Intro and Outro Derived from:"Barroom Ballet" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0- Transition Music:Frightmare by Jimena ContrerasAccessed from Youtube Music Library Alternative Intro Music:Black Mass by Brian BolgerAccessed from Youtube Music Library --

South Africa has a bathroom monster that is the direct result of decades of racism in the area, and peoples' attempts to stay safe in life after the fact. Reminder, October is TWIST season. Share your love for the Transylvania Twist by using #justiceforthetwist. -- Connect: Privycast Social and Contact Links Follow Hunter -- Give Thanks, Give Back:Wounded Warrior ProjectLiving Water International -- Privy is proud to be hosted by Podbean. Looking to start a podcast? Learn more at: https://www.podbean.com/Privycast -- Music: Intro and Outro Derived from:"Barroom Ballet" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0- Transition Music:Frightmare by Jimena ContrerasAccessed from Youtube Music Library Alternative Intro Music:Black Mass by Brian BolgerAccessed from Youtube Music Library --

Happy sPOOPky season! As we dive into the scarier side of the bathroom, we're taking a look at bathroom monsters. To kick things off, we're looking at Dogma's poop monster: the Golgothan. Reminder, October is TWIST season. Share your love for the Transylvania Twist by using #justiceforthetwist. -- Connect: Privycast Social and Contact Links Follow Hunter -- Give Thanks, Give Back:Wounded Warrior ProjectLiving Water International -- Privy is proud to be hosted by Podbean. Looking to start a podcast? Learn more at: https://www.podbean.com/Privycast -- Music: Intro and Outro Derived from:"Barroom Ballet" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0- Transition Music:Frightmare by Jimena ContrerasAccessed from Youtube Music Library Alternative Intro Music:Black Mass by Brian BolgerAccessed from Youtube Music Library -- Sources: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogma_(film)

Everyone's favorite method of spreading pesticide on crops via an aircraft has been used in modern times to describe a drive by fart. How did we get here? -- Connect: www.privy-cast.com Social and Contact Links: linktr.ee/privycast Follow Hunter -- Give Thanks, Give Back:Wounded Warrior ProjectLiving Water International -- Privy is proud to be hosted by Podbean. Looking to start a podcast? Learn more at: https://www.podbean.com/Privycast --Music: Intro and Outro Derived from:"Barroom Ballet" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/-Transition Music:"Warbled Reflection" by Podington Bearwww.soundofpicture.com www.podingtonbear.com --Sources: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wright_brothers

Cintas isn't the only bathroom name on the block. In frustration with their slow timeline, Hunter discusses a long waited subject: The Flushometer and the company, or man, behind this standard setting device. -- Connect: www.privy-cast.com Social and Contact Links: drum.io/privycast Follow Hunter -- To a Freer World and Cleaner Water: Wounded Warrior Project Living Water International -- Privy is proud to be hosted by Podbean. Looking to start a podcast? Learn more at: https://www.podbean.com/Privycast -- Music:  Intro and Outro:Music Derived from "Barroom Ballet" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ - Transition Music:Big Blue by Podington Bear. www.podingtonbear.comArtist: Podington Bear -- Sources: https://ancestors.familysearch.org/en/LVZR-6F4/william-elvis-sloan-i-1867-1961#:~:text=When%20William%20Elvis%20Sloan%20I,%2C%20Rosalee%20Armstrong%2C%20was%2020. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Elvis_Sloan https://www.sloan.com/company/about-us/history https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Chicago http://www.encyclopedia.chicagohistory.org/pages/300020.html https://www.ebsco.com/research-starters/history/worlds-first-skyscraper-built#:~:text=The%20construction%20of%20the%20Home,influence%20modern%20skyscraper%20design%20today. https://www.sloan.com/resources/education/infographics/over-110-years-sustainability

In honor of labor day, Hunter sets out to answer the question, how much work does it take to poop by having a conversation about labor and energy. -- Connect: www.privy-cast.com Social and Contact Links: linktr.ee/privycast Follow Hunter -- Give Thanks, Give Back:Wounded Warrior ProjectLiving Water International--Music: Intro and Outro Derived from:"Barroom Ballet" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/-Transition Music:"Big Blue" by Podington Bearwww.soundofpicture.com www.podingtonbear.com -- Privy is proud to be hosted by Podbean. Looking to start a podcast? Learn more at: https://www.podbean.com/Privycast --Sources: https://www.dol.gov/general/laborday/history https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calorie#:~:text=The%20term%20%22calorie%22%20comes%20from,and%20officially%20adopted%20in%201882).

Byron joins us for round two on the pod to share his trip to Uganda and the many bathrooms he saw. Also, he gives a real time evaluation of the Privycast recording studio from a housesitter perspective. -- Connect: www.privy-cast.com Social and Contact Links: drum.io/privycast Follow Hunter -- To a Freer World and Cleaner Water: $1 Donated for every rating and review. Wounded Warrior Project Living Water International -- Music:  Intro and Outro:"Barroom Ballet" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ -- Privy is proud to be hosted by Podbean. Looking to start a podcast? Learn more at: https://www.podbean.com/Privycast

Hunter is once again peeved at the release window for America's Best Restroom and decides to rant about voting deadlines to let off steam. -- Connect: www.privy-cast.com Social and Contact Links: drum.io/privycast Follow Hunter -- To Vote for America's Best Restroom Visit: https://www.bestrestroom.com/vote/ -- To a Freer World and Cleaner Water: Wounded Warrior Project Living Water International -- Music:  Intro and Outro:Music Derived from "Barroom Ballet" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Transition Music:Corps of Discovery by Podington Bear. www.podingtonbear.comArtist: Podington Bear -- Privy is proud to be hosted by Podbean. Looking to start a podcast? Learn more at: https://www.podbean.com/Privycast -- Sources: https://www.history.com/articles/why-is-election-day-a-tuesday-in-november

Marco Brambilla's Demolition Man was a sifi comedy take on A Brave New World. In the Distant future of the 2030's, things are different. One striking difference is how people wipe. Privy observes the 3 Seashells Theory and tries to settle, how do people of the future use these shells to wipe? -- Connect: www.privy-cast.com Social and Contact Links: linktr.ee/privycast Follow Hunter -- To a Freer World and Cleaner Water: Wounded Warrior Project Living Water International -- Music:  Intro and Outro:Music Derived from "Barroom Ballet" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Transition Music:Blossoming by Podington Bear. www.podingtonbear.comArtist: Podington Bear-- Sources: https://www.pristinesprays.com/blogs/news/the-history-of-butt-wiping#:~:text=One%20of%20the%20more%20popular,catalogs%2C%20and%20magazines%20to%20wipe. https://blog.whogivesacrap.org/home/goodfun/before-toilet-paper#:~:text=2.,Clay%2C%20rocks%20and%20dirt Demolition Man: Brambilla, M. (Director). (1993). Demolition Man. Warner Bros.

For our first ever RANKed, Hunter evaluates 15 types of canned drinks to crown Privy's #1 canned beverage for the shower. Who will come out on top, and who will get dumped out? -- Watch this Episode on YouTube! Connect: www.privy-cast.com Social and Contact Links: linktr.ee/privycast Follow Hunter -- Give Thanks, Give Back:Wounded Warrior ProjectLiving Water International--Music: Intro and Outro Derived from:"Barroom Ballet" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/-Transition Music: "Big Blue" by Podington Bearwww.soundofpicture.com www.podingtonbear.com"Fiesta Jarocha" by Jimena Contreras Creative Commons. Accessed Via YouTube media library. -- Privy is proud to be hosted by Podbean. Looking to start a podcast? Learn more at: https://www.podbean.com/Privycast --

Bret joins the pod to update how things have been the last 3 years. There have been changes, and change affects bathroom life. -- Connect: www.privy-cast.com Social and Contact Links: drum.io/privycast Follow Hunter -- To a Freer World and Cleaner Water: $1 Donated for every rating and review. Wounded Warrior Project Living Water International -- Music:  Intro and Outro:"Barroom Ballet" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ -- Privy is proud to be hosted by Podbean. Looking to start a podcast? Learn more at: https://www.podbean.com/Privycast

In recognition and celebration of American Independence Day, we look at the bathroom conditions on many of the boats which brought first European settlers to the new land. In doing so, we ask what one would endure for freedom. -- Connect: www.privy-cast.com Social and Contact Links: linktr.ee/privycast Follow Hunter -- Give Thanks, Give Back:Wounded Warrior ProjectLiving Water International--Music: Intro and Outro Derived from:"Barroom Ballet" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/-Transition Music:Corps of Discovery by Podington Bear. www.podingtonbear.comArtist: Podington Bear -- Privy is proud to be hosted by Podbean. Looking to start a podcast? Learn more at: https://www.podbean.com/Privycast --Sources: https://www.iro.umontreal.ca/~vaucher/History/Ships/Ships_Discovery/index.html#:~:text=small%20ships%20for%20exploration:%20caravels,the%20bow%20(the%20forecastle). https://tranby1829.weebly.com/privys-and-toilets.html https://www.britannica.com/topic/Mayflower-ship https://www.history.com/articles/mayflower-journey-pilgrims-america

Kimberly Worsham, founder of FLUSH, joins us on the pod to discuss her work bringing marketing strategies, storytelling, and a love for toilets together. -- Check out Kimberly's work and FLUSH at https://www.itsflush.com/ Follow them on Facebook and Instagram -- Connect: www.privy-cast.com Social and Contact Links: linktr.ee/privycast Follow Hunter -- Give Thanks, Give Back:Wounded Warrior ProjectLiving Water International--Music: Intro and Outro Derived from:"Barroom Ballet" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/-- Privy is proud to be hosted by Podbean. Looking to start a podcast? Learn more at: https://www.podbean.com/Privycast

As the summer heats up, things are getting wet. How can we combat the bog in our swamp? -- Connect: www.privy-cast.com Social and Contact Links: linktr.ee/privycast Follow Hunter -- Give Thanks, Give Back:Wounded Warrior ProjectLiving Water International--Music: Intro and Outro Derived from:"Barroom Ballet" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/-Transition Music:"Big Blue" by Podington Bearwww.pictureofsound.com -- Privy is proud to be hosted by Podbean. Looking to start a podcast? Learn more at: https://www.podbean.com/Privycast --Sources: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweat_gland https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apocrine_sweat_gland https://lifemd.com/learn/how-to-get-rid-of-swamp-ass https://www.healthline.com/health/butt-sweat https://www.healthline.com/health/butt-sweat#what-not-to-do

Sir John Harington is known for many things. Poetry. Banishment. His propensity for writing smut. And, it turns out, he invented the first flush toilet. -- Connect: www.privy-cast.com Social and Contact Links: linktr.ee/privycast Follow Hunter -- Give Thanks, Give Back:Wounded Warrior ProjectLiving Water International--Music: Intro and Outro Derived from:"Barroom Ballet" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/-Transition Music:"Roast Beef of Old England" by The US Marine Corps BandAccessed via YouTube free music library.Check out The US Marine Corps Band YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@usmarineband -- Privy is proud to be hosted by Podbean. Looking to start a podcast? Learn more at: https://www.podbean.com/Privycast --Sources: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flush_toilet https://www.history.com/articles/who-invented-the-flush-toilet https://www.historic-uk.com/CultureUK/The-Throne-of-Sir-John-Harrington/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isabella_Markham https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regimen_sanitatis_Salernitanum