This week, that SB’s are ranking the worst Christmas traditions. Not the wholesome ones. Not the ones your nan loves. The ones that make you sigh, check the time, and quietly consider faking a phone call. From forced fun and awkward rituals to things we all pretend we enjoy once a year, we’re putting Christmas under the microscope and asking… does this tradition actually spark joy, or are we just too polite to cancel it? Plus Proper Rank Plus is going LIVE!!!

It’s Chriiiiistmas!!! Last Christmas, we didn’t have a pod but this year. Stop the cavalry and step into podcasts. All you want for Christmas is to join Danny and Brennan as they rank the greatest ever Christmas songs. Get involved. Don’t be a scumbag a maggot actually just be you it’s 2025 innit

This isn't any podcast, It's a silly, joke infused audio and visual broadcast brought to you by two of the great British comedians with decades of experience. Every gag carefully considered, every silly pun exactly where it should be. This isn't just any podcast, it's a Proper Rank Podcast.   It's UK supermarkets today, worst to best. Hear the difference.   Like, subscribe and all that. Every little helps.

La la la la la la la Gettin wiggy with it. Whether it's short back and snides or a number 2 that's number 2 some bad trims needs putting in a list.   Join Brennan and Danny as they discuss some of the worst haircuts ever and finally get to the bottom of a flat top.

The bad boys of Britain are back...well, kinda! The Salmon Boys are ranking the worst Brits around. But who will be crowned the prize bell?    Stick your lists underneath and make sure to hit that thumb button.   Big Love. The SB's x

It's Danny's birthday, and what better way to celebrate than have a big old rank in front of you!This week we are ranking his fellow birthday boys and girldems! So anyone that was born on November 6th... who did we miss? Who should be number 1? Comment below you little rank stains!!!

Look, There's only four, we know what they are, but we really need to know what order they go in.   Brennan and Danny finally get to the bottom of what is the greatest season of the year Follow us on all the socials @properrankpod or watch on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@properrankpod       

Trick or Treat, suck my feet, give us something nice to pod about.   Spooky szn concludes with the best thing about Halloween. SWEETS! Join Brennan and Danny as they rank the best sweets. Follow us on all the socials @properrankpod or watch on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@properrankpod   

One for sorrow episode 32 for joy!   Slap your hands and salute Brennan and Danny as they bring you a full rank about superstitions. Mr magpie said if you dont listen its 7 years bad luck.   Follow us on all the socials @properrankpod or watch on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@properrankpod   

"Alright syd mate do you wanna watch a pod about lists of scary movies" Week 2 of spooky month sees Danny and Brennan list their fav ever scary movies. (if you don't listen they're gonna come out of your telly in a week and duff you up) Follow us on all the socials @properrankpod or watch on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@properrankpod   

Whoooooooooooo it's scary szn! and that means scary ranks.   Brennan and Danny are ranking the best ever horror creatures. Get your garlic and stand in a ring of salt. Its about to get scary   Follow us on all the socials @properrankpod or watch on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@properrankpod   

Welcome to the Dubai Proper Rank Podcast, its like the normal proper rank podcast but green, and full of horrible expats who hate tax   Join Danny and Brennan as they break down and list up the most overhyped foods.   Follow us on all the socials @properrankpod or watch on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@properrankpod   

Stand down Russell, we said the worst FASHION brands. Nip into a bookies near you or just look at your dad and see all the brands that Brennan and Danny are listing today.   Follow us on all the socials @properrankpod or watch on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@properrankpod   

You love it you flag! It's time to cover the windows adorn your ford Sierra and get a tin of sprat paint ready to flag up your local mini roundabout. Brennan and Danny are talking flags. get listening, for king and country.   Follow us on all the socials @properrankpod or watch on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@properrankpod   

Giz a sip of whatever that smokey glowing orange nonsense you're drinking so I can put it on my tiktok and go viral How about you just listen to this pod instead, where Danny and Brennan make a mocking list out of the naffest most hyped drinks Follow us on all the socials @properrankpod or watch on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@properrankpod   

Oooooh you thought you missed it didn't you? You didn't Live from Creatures Comedy Club Brennan and Danny rank the best bends ever (featuring siblings   Follow us on all the socials @properrankpod or watch on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@properrankpod   

Pro-per Rank...Its in the pod Its time for Brennan and Danny to turn it off and on, blow in it and rank the greatest ever games consoles Pro-per (but said like Sega) Follow us on all the socials @properrankpod or watch on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@properrankpod 

Starter for 10, What's the best pod in the world? Is it Proper Rank? CORRECT! Join Brennan and Danny as the rank the greatest quiz shows Follow us on all the socials @properrankpod or watch on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@properrankpod   

Pubs are great. Playing games in the pub is well great though innit put your 20p's on the table and Join Brennan and Danny for the podcast round, where they rank the best ever pub games   Follow us on all the socials @properrankpod or watch on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@properrankpod   

"OI MATE, have you got spare podcast I can borrow?" that's an annoying habit innit, wanna see some more in a list? Join Brennan Reece and Danny Mcloughlin as the try and find out what the most annoying habits of all time are.   Follow us on all the socials @properrankpod or watch on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@properrankpod