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Real Talk Chinese
Eyon Qiu
8 episodes
3 days ago
Welcome to Real Talk Chinese, your bridge between "textbook Mandarin" and the real world. 🇨🇳 Native Created Unlike generic apps, this show is curated by a native Chinese creator. We skip the awkward phrases and teach you what locals actually say. 🤖 AI Powered, Human Audited We use cutting-edge AI for high-quality, frequent updates, but our promise is simple: Every script is manually written and audited by native speakers. We ensure every tone, slang term, and cultural nuance fits the real Chinese environment. Join us to master the language of the streets!
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Welcome to Real Talk Chinese, your bridge between "textbook Mandarin" and the real world. 🇨🇳 Native Created Unlike generic apps, this show is curated by a native Chinese creator. We skip the awkward phrases and teach you what locals actually say. 🤖 AI Powered, Human Audited We use cutting-edge AI for high-quality, frequent updates, but our promise is simple: Every script is manually written and audited by native speakers. We ensure every tone, slang term, and cultural nuance fits the real Chinese environment. Join us to master the language of the streets!
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Language Learning
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Episodes (8/8)
Real Talk Chinese
Emergency! Where is the Bathroom? (请问 / 洗手间 / 在哪儿)

We've all been there: You're exploring a new city, you drank too much bubble tea, and suddenly... it's an emergency. 🚨

In this episode, Alex and Lulu teach you the essential survival phrases for finding a restroom in China without losing your dignity. Stop shouting "Toilet!" at strangers and learn the polite, local way to ask for directions.

💡 What you will learn:

  • How to politely start a question with strangers.
  • Why you should say "Xǐshǒujiān" instead of "Cèsuǒ".
  • Basic listening skills for directions (Left, Right, Straight).
  • The universal "Cheat Code" if you forget the Chinese words!

📝 Key Vocabulary:

  • 请问 (Qǐng wèn) - Excuse me / May I ask...
  • 洗手间 (Xǐ shǒu jiān) - Restroom (Polite)
  • 在哪儿?(Zài nǎr) - Where is it?
  • 直走 (Zhí zǒu) - Go straight
  • 左拐 / 右拐 (Zuǒ guǎi / Yòu guǎi) - Turn Left / Turn Right
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3 days ago
4 minutes 46 seconds

Real Talk Chinese
WeChat Etiquette

Did you ask for a Chinese friend's phone number to send an SMS? 📱

Big mistake! In China, SMS is mostly for verification codes or scammers. If you want to make friends, you need to use WeChat (微信).

In this episode, Alex and Lulu teach you the smooth, local way to swap contacts without looking like a grandpa from 2005.

🎧 What you’ll learn in 5 minutes:

  • 🤝 The Pickup Line: Don't ask for a number. Say "加个微信吧" (Jiā gè wēi xìn ba).
  • 📷 The Scanning Dance: How to ask "我扫你还是你扫我?" ( Wo sǎo nǐ hái shì ni sǎo wǒ?) to decide who uses the camera.
  • ✅ The Final Step: After sending a request, remind them to "通过一下" (Tōng guò yī xià) so you can start chatting immediately.

✨ Get your QR code ready and hit play!

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3 days ago
2 minutes 31 seconds

Real Talk Chinese
"Master" Driver? How to Take a Taxi in China Like a Local

Alex tried to call a taxi driver "Mr. Car Man". It didn't go well. 🚕

Taking a taxi in China can be intimidating. Drivers are fast, impatient, and often don't speak English. But don't worry, we have the magic words to get you where you need to go.

🎧 What you’ll learn in 5 minutes:

  • 🥋 The Kung Fu Name: Why we call drivers "师傅" (Shī fu) and not "Driver".
  • 🛑 The Magic Stop: Stop screaming "Stop!" and use the local phrase "就在这儿停" (Jiù zài zhèr tíng).
  • 🙅‍♂️ Why did he say no?: Understanding excuses like "交班" (Change shift).
  • 📷 Traffic Rules: Why drivers are scared of "摄像头" (Cameras).

✨ Hop in and buckle up!

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4 days ago
2 minutes 33 seconds

Real Talk Chinese
Why "4" means Death & "666" is Awesome (Chinese Numbers)

Alex bought a phone number ending in 444. Big mistake. 💀

In China, numbers aren't just for counting—they carry heavy meanings. Buying the wrong number can make you look clueless, or even bring "bad luck"!

In this episode, we decode the superstitions behind Chinese numbers.

🎧 What you’ll learn in 5 minutes:

  • 🚫 The Death Number: Why "四" (Sì) sounds like "Death" and is avoided in elevators.
  • 💰 The Money Number: Why everyone wants an "八" (Bā) in their phone number.
  • 🤙 The Slang: Why typing "666" (Liù liù liù) is actually a huge compliment to your teammates.

✨ Avoid the bad luck and hit play!

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5 days ago
3 minutes 16 seconds

Real Talk Chinese
"Too Expensive!" How to Bargain Like a Pro in China

Alex bought a T-shirt for 200 RMB. Lulu says it's worth 50. 💸

Welcome to the Chinese "Fake Market", where the price tag is just a fantasy and bargaining is a dramatic performance! If you don't bargain, you lose money. But if you do it right, it's a game.

In this episode, Lulu teaches Alex the "Oscar-winning" acting skills needed to save money in China.

🎧 Key phrases to save your wallet:

  • 🤔 The Opener: Don't just ask "How much?". Ask "怎么卖?" (Zěnme mài?) to sound like an expert.
  • 😱 The Drama: How to scream "太贵了!" (Tài guì le!) with proper emotion.
  • 📉 The Request: How to gently ask "便宜点吧" (Piányí diǎn ba) - "Make it cheaper, come on."
  • 🏃 The Ultimate Move: The power of "那不要了" (Nà bùyào le) and the famous "Walk Away" technique.

✨ Don't get ripped off again! Listen now and learn to win the game.

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5 days ago
3 minutes 44 seconds

Real Talk Chinese
"Less Sugar, Please!" The Ultimate Guide to Ordering 奶茶 (Bubble Tea)

Are you addicted to Bubble Tea (奶茶 - Nǎichá)? 🧋

Alex is! But every time he goes to a shop, he panics and accidentally orders... beans? 😱 Ordering drinks in China can feel like a math test, but don't worry. Lulu is here to break down the menu so you can get exactly what you want.

🎧 What you’ll learn in this episode:

  • 🗣️ The Formula: How to use "我要一杯..." (Wǒ yào yī bēi...) to start your order like a local.
  • 🍬 Sweetness Level: Stop drinking 100% sugar syrup! Learn to ask for "少放糖" (Shǎo fàng táng) for less sugar.
  • 🧊 Ice Control: Hate a cup full of ice? Use "少放冰" (Shǎo fàng bīng) or the pro phrase "不要冰块" (Bùyào bīngkuài) for no ice.
  • 🥡 To Go?: Understand the question "打包吗?" (Dǎbāo ma?) so you don't stare blankly at the staff.

✨ Ready to order with confidence? Hit play and treat yourself!

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5 days ago
3 minutes 5 seconds

Real Talk Chinese
Stop Saying "Wo De Mingzi Shi"! (Introduce Yourself Like a Local)

You walked up to a new friend and said: "我的名字是..." (Wǒ de míngzì shì)? 🛑

Oh no! You just sounded like you were reading a police report, or maybe introducing yourself in kindergarten! While grammatically correct, native speakers almost never use this phrase in casual social settings.

In this episode, Alex and Lulu teach you how to drop the "textbook robot" act and introduce yourself with confidence.

🎧 What you’ll learn in 5 minutes:

  • 🚫 The Mistake: Why "我的名字是" makes things awkward at parties.
  • ✅ The Simple Fix: Just use "我是..." (Wǒ shì...). Short, simple, confident.
  • 😎 The "Pro" Tip: How to say "叫我...就行" (Jiào wǒ... jiù xíng), which means "Just call me...", to instantly sound friendly and chill.
  • 🤝 The Classy Reply: How to use "幸会" (Xìnghuì) to sound like a gentleman (or lady) when meeting someone new.

✨ Ready to socialize like a local? Hit play now!

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6 days ago
2 minutes 46 seconds

Real Talk Chinese
Stop Saying "Ni Hao Ma"!(How to NOT Sound Like a Robot)

Do you start every conversation with "Ni Hao Ma"? 🛑

In this debut episode, Alex and Lulu break down the greetings locals actually use.

🎧 What you’ll learn:

  • 🤖 The "Textbook" Trap: Why "Ni Hao Ma" sounds like a robot.
  • 👋 The Casual Fix: How to use "最近怎么样?" (Zuìjìn zěnmeyàng).
  • 🍚 The Food Rule: The secret meaning behind "吃了吗?" (Have you eaten?).
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6 days ago
2 minutes 44 seconds

Real Talk Chinese
Welcome to Real Talk Chinese, your bridge between "textbook Mandarin" and the real world. 🇨🇳 Native Created Unlike generic apps, this show is curated by a native Chinese creator. We skip the awkward phrases and teach you what locals actually say. 🤖 AI Powered, Human Audited We use cutting-edge AI for high-quality, frequent updates, but our promise is simple: Every script is manually written and audited by native speakers. We ensure every tone, slang term, and cultural nuance fits the real Chinese environment. Join us to master the language of the streets!