Tony Stark; America's favorite smartypants, trillionaire, gadabout, philologist. He's got a secret; he's DYING. Our invincible Iron Man has a pretty convincible case of death on the agenda. There's an expo, the Black Widow, and some guy named Ivan Vanko...? Never heard of him.

Forward in Phase One, we have desperate doctor Bruce Banner who is incredibly Hulk. He's on the run from Thunderbolt Ross who is infraggably krunk.

Phase One has begun. The Specht Brothers begin an infinite saga of Marvelous heroes, vile villains, and an entire universe just waiting to be explored. Ears up True Believers! It's Iron Man!

Celebrating Halloween some more with a 4! Michael Myers has returned, Loomis has returned, and Ben Tramer is still dead...

Concluding the brief lycanthropic lurch through Europe, 284 miles from where it started.

The Specht Brothers are going to backpack through all of the European werewolf movies they care to find.

In the far but near enough future you'll be able to decipher clues at a salad bar...

I'm not saying it was Alien...but it was Alien...

Starting to think people should just leave space alone...there's a lot of not great stuff out there...

It's a prequel or a sequel or interquel, we have as many questions with even fewer answers...

You say you want a resurrection, well you know... They said it was a course correction butI don't know...

3 Times the Prison. 3 Times the Baldness. 3 Tywins the Lannister.

They mostly come at night. Mostly...

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At last this detour to Forks is at an end. Big things happened we think, who knows, we're forkin' outta here!

Nearing the conclusion of our stay in the fine town of Forks, before we leave we're sure to visit the Timber Museum. Did you know that Forks was once the "Logging Capital of the World"? Self-proclaimed, but proclaimed proudly...

The Specht Brothers continue to wander around Forks. Did you know, that Forks is considered the rainest town in the contiguous US? The non-contiguous US doesn't allow rain...

Hey, y'all wanna keep hanging out in Forks...?

This week the Specht Brothers catch up to the cultural zeitgeist like only they can. Beginning a saga unlike any other, of vampires and all the other stuff. Come along it's gonna be a...joy...