The blondes are back for 2026 and kicking off the new year the only way they know how — with full blown chaos. In this episode Jade and Lorri dive into some unexpected chippy drama, your juicy dilemmas, and their thoughts on the latest season of The Traitors.
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New year, same cousins, even more chaos.
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The chaos continues in Part 2 with Glasgow’s favourite girl Livi Purcell. This week Jade and Lorri dive into all things delulu culture, the wildest conspiracy theories doing the rounds, and their shared obsession with Lily Allen.
From unhinged opinions to deep chats about confidence, content and everything in between, this episode is a full-on ride with three girls who never hold back.
If you loved Part 1, get comfy — it only gets better.
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This week the blondes are joined by a very special guest — the one and only Livi Purcell. From influencing Glasgow’s obsession with spicy chicken burgers to her time on The Agency, Livi has truly taken the city by storm.
In Part 1 of this juicy two-part chat, Jade and Lorri sit down with Livi to talk viral moments, influencer life, unexpected fame and what it’s really like to become a local icon without even trying.
Expect laughs, chaos and behind-the-scenes tea you won’t hear anywhere else.
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The blondes are back and things are getting wild. This week Jade and Lorri dive headfirst into the chaos, from the latest headlines surrounding P Diddy to some seriously unhinged conspiracies that have their group chats on fire.
And just when you think it can’t get any messier, they read out a listener dilemma that is truly disgusting. Like, we wish we were exaggerating.
Expect unfiltered opinions, outrageous theories and the usual Relatively Blonde blend of chaos, cackles and cousin energy.
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This week on Relatively Blonde, Jade and Lorri are catching up on the madness starting with Rylan Clark’s wild new show Naked Attraction: Dating Dressed and their brutally honest thoughts on the concept of dating… completely starkers.
They also take a trip down memory lane with classic primary school memories and share some hilarious sister-style squabbles, from petty fallouts to full-blown drama.
Unfiltered, nostalgic, and a little bit feral. Just how you like it.
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This week, Jade and Lorri are spiralling (in the best way). From their most ridiculous irrational fears to answering your juiciest dilemmas, the girls are covering it all with zero filter.
They’re also getting a bit deeper, chatting about the chaos of navigating your 20s, the climate anxiety that comes with global warming, and how to show up with confidence even when you’re crumbling inside.
It’s funny, relatable, a bit unhinged and totally Relatively Blonde. 💕🎙️
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The blondes are back this week with another chaotic, cosy and completely unhinged episode of Relatively Blonde 💅✨ Jade and Lorri dive straight into the Britney Millar online scandal, the Caroline Flack documentary and even a full chat about Glesga nature which somehow turned into one of the funniest parts of the episode 🌧️🌲
You’re also getting updates on previous dilemmas including the ones everyone has been waiting for along with our must watch TV recommendations for your next binge session 👀📺
🎙️Expect unfiltered opinions, unexpected tangents and plenty of “did she really just say that?” moments as always. Another week inside the mad hilarious and slightly delusional universe of Relatively Blonde 👱♀️👱♀️
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It’s cuffing season and the blondes are back again with another absolute rollercoaster of an episode 💅✨ This week, cousins Jade & Lorri dive into everything from Alan Carr’s latest chaos to a dilemma where someone gets criticised simply for being Scottish (aye, we’ve got thoughts 👀).
We’re also unpacking the wild world of salon scandals, the madness of concert ticket wars, and of course — a brand new batch of your crazy dilemmas that had us HOWLING. You girls do not hold back 😭💗
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It's cuffing season - and the blondes are back with another rollercoaster of an episode 💅 Join cousins Jade & Lorri as they unpack Lily Allens latest headline moments, imagine themselves in the Traitors Turret 👀 and dive into workplace confessions that will make you rethink that career choice 😉
Of course, no episode would be complete without a few fresh dilemmas from you lot - and these ones? Absolutely WILD. The girls are dishing out advice and opinions with theit signature blend of chaos and cackles. ❤️🍷
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It’s spooky season — and the blondes are back with possibly the most random episode yet. 👻 Join cousins Jade & Lorri as they dive into a viral spicy chicken burger that took over TikTok, a fridge that literally sounds like an elephant (yes, really), and why people are eating like they live on Mount Everest. 🏔️🥔
From baked potato debates to FaceApp horrors, it’s an episode full of unhinged laughs, weird discoveries, and the kind of blonde logic that makes zero sense but feels so right.
🎙️ Expect chaos, carbs, and cackles — your Halloween treat from the Relatively Blonde girls.
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The blondes are back — and we’re talking about everything you probably shouldn’t. 👀 In this week’s episode, cousins Jade & Lorri dive deep into the world of swingers (accidentally, we promise), Kim Kardashian’s bush knickers scandal, the mystery of fake babies, and Molly-Mae’s brand new documentary.
It’s chaotic, unfiltered and full of belly laughs — basically, classic Relatively Blonde behaviour. Expect tangents, hot takes, and the usual dose of blonde logic that makes absolutely no sense but somehow still works. 💅🏼💭
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Cousins Jade and Lorri are back with another unfiltered Relatively Blonde catch-up, and this week it’s as chaotic as ever. From navigating toxic friendships to exposing pyramid schemes, we’re spilling it all. We dive into wild proposal stories, cheating brides, and even the drama of double-SIM cheating. Add in some messy holiday chaos and you’ve got the perfect recipe for laughter, gasps, and “did that actually happen?!” moments.
Grab a drink and get comfy – this one’s full of twists.
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This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade & Lorri are diving into it all — from Jade’s bald era (yes, really 👩🏼🦲), to the highs and lows of getting over an ex, and of course the only thing that heals all wounds… Glasgow scran. Expect laughter, oversharing, and a few food recommendations you’ll want to try straight after listening.
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Cousins Jade and Lorri are back on Relatively Blonde with another round of unfiltered chat. This week we’re spilling on all things weddings (the good, the bad, and the bridezilla moments), taking a nostalgic trip back to the golden days of X Factor and poor Paul Potts, and sharing the highs and lows of trying to figure out life in your 20s. Expect a mix of laughs, honesty, and those “same, bestie” moments that make you feel a little less alone.
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This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri serve up pure chaos with a side of peri-peri. From the mystery of an onion boil to someone fainting mid-Nando’s, no story is too ridiculous. They chat Taylor Swift, the trials of dealing with unhinged men, and the excitement (and stress) of buying a house — all while celebrating a huge milestone of hitting 15k followers. As always, it’s unfiltered, unpredictable and undeniably blonde.
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This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri dive head-first into the chaos. From someone lying to their fiancé (yep, the drama is real), to moral dilemmas we can’t quite untangle, to our thoughts on Princess Andre making headlines – nothing is off limits. We’re swapping stories about the weirdest jobs we’ve had, and, in true Relatively Blonde fashion, things take a turn… let’s just say it involves a sunbed shop, a very unfortunate accident, and a lot of bleach.
Expect laughs, oversharing, and a healthy dose of “did they really just say that?” energy.
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Welcome back to Relatively Blonde — the podcast where real-life cousins Jade and Lorri overshare so you don’t have to. In Episode 5, we’re answering your juicy listener questions, spilling on toxic friendships, unpacking what it really means to be in our soft girl era, and yes… we’re talking cursed engagement rings.
It’s unfiltered, a little chaotic, and very us. Grab a drink and get comfy — let’s get into it.
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This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Lorri and Jade take a nostalgic trip down memory lane — from password journals to dodgy MSN statuses — in a themed episode packed with throwbacks, childhood memories, and “remember when?” moments. But it’s not all rose-tinted…
They also dive into a jaw-dropping listener dilemma: a girl finds voice memos on her boyfriend’s phone — and it turns out he’s been practising how to break up with her. Is that calculated or considerate? Lorri and Jade have opinions.
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This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri dive into one of their wildest episodes yet. From the dilemma of a boyfriend who’s driving around with his ex’s ashes in the boot, to a chaotic story about getting hacked, nothing is off-limits.
They also unpack the madness behind the show My Strange Addiction, and Jade shares what happened when she got a psychic reading on TikTok Live while going through a breakup.
It’s unfiltered, a little unhinged, and full of the kind of stories that make you laugh, cringe, and question everything. Just how we like it.
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The blondes are back! In episode 2 of season 3, cousins Jade and Lorri return with their signature mix of laughs, opinions, and relatable chats. This week, they dive into the world of AI and ‘prompt theory’, unpack the unexpected drama of head spas (yes, really), and much more. Pull up a seat — it’s the catch-up you didn’t know you needed!
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