šļø Introducing Retro Blood: A Spine-Chilling Journey into 1980s Horror!
Are you ready to dive into the darkest corners of 1980s horror cinema? Brace yourselves, horror enthusiasts, because Retro Blood is here to take you on a nostalgic yet terrifying trip down memory lane!
š°ļø Step Back in Time: Join your hosts, James and J. A Alsion, as they unearth the forgotten gems and cult classics that defined the horror genre in the neon-soaked era of the ā80s. From slashers thatāll make your heart race to supernatural thrillers thatāll send shivers down your spine, Retro Blood is your ticket to a time when VHS ruled and nightmares came to life.
š Two Friends, One Mission: But hold onto your popcorn, because Retro Blood isnāt your average horror podcast. James and J. A Alison bring more than just insight; they bring laughter, camaraderie, and a dose of wicked humor to every episode. Itās like having two hilarious friends over for a horror movie marathon, minus the spilled soda and popcorn fights (well, maybe).
š Unmask the Horror: Get ready for in-depth discussions, behind-the-scenes anecdotes, and the occasional disagreement over the scariest scenes. Whether youāre a seasoned horror aficionado or a newcomer to the frightful delights of the ā80s, Retro Blood guarantees a bloodcurdling good time.
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šļø Introducing Retro Blood: A Spine-Chilling Journey into 1980s Horror!
Are you ready to dive into the darkest corners of 1980s horror cinema? Brace yourselves, horror enthusiasts, because Retro Blood is here to take you on a nostalgic yet terrifying trip down memory lane!
š°ļø Step Back in Time: Join your hosts, James and J. A Alsion, as they unearth the forgotten gems and cult classics that defined the horror genre in the neon-soaked era of the ā80s. From slashers thatāll make your heart race to supernatural thrillers thatāll send shivers down your spine, Retro Blood is your ticket to a time when VHS ruled and nightmares came to life.
š Two Friends, One Mission: But hold onto your popcorn, because Retro Blood isnāt your average horror podcast. James and J. A Alison bring more than just insight; they bring laughter, camaraderie, and a dose of wicked humor to every episode. Itās like having two hilarious friends over for a horror movie marathon, minus the spilled soda and popcorn fights (well, maybe).
š Unmask the Horror: Get ready for in-depth discussions, behind-the-scenes anecdotes, and the occasional disagreement over the scariest scenes. Whether youāre a seasoned horror aficionado or a newcomer to the frightful delights of the ā80s, Retro Blood guarantees a bloodcurdling good time.
š§ Available Everywhere: Retro Blood is lurking on all major podcast platforms, waiting to possess your ears with tales of terror and laughter. Subscribe now on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google Podcasts, or wherever you summon your favorite shows.
š Join the Horror Cult: Donāt miss out on the spine-tingling fun! Follow Retro Blood on social media for updates, behind-the-scenes madness, and maybe even a chance to suggest which horror gem James and Alison should resurrect next.
š Connect with Retro Blood: šø Instagram: @RetroBloodPodcast š¦ Twitter: https://twitter.com/JKClin
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š» Prepare for Fear, Laughter, and a Whole Lot of Nostalgia with Retro Blood!
Happy New Year from Retro Blood! We kick off 2026 with Little Monsters & Creatures Month, and weāre starting strong by reviewing all four Critters movies, beginning with the original 1986 cult classic.
James Kline and J.H. Alison explain a new show format, including expanding into some early ā90s horror, before giving their quick thoughts on Crittersāis it a Gremlins ripoff or its own beast? We also shout out ā80s horror royalty Dee Wallace and her iconic run during the decade.
In our Weekly History Segment, we rewind to the release date April 11, 1986, covering what was happening in pro wrestling and metal at the time. James breaks down a massive WWF house show in Sydney, Australia, drawing over 9,000 fans and featuring Mean Gene Okerlund as a special ring announcer. Alison dives into metal history with Judas Priestās Defenders of the Faith and why the album was such a big deal in the mid-ā80s.
We then dig into the making of Critters, discussing the filmās writers and directors, the low-budget ingenuity behind the creature effects, and the castāincluding Terrence Mann, whose real-life connections hit close to home for the show.
Finally, we deliver a full breakdown of the movie, from Killer Klowns-level chaos to bounty hunters, rolling balls of death, and why Critters still holds up as one of the most fun creature features of the 1980s.
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Welcome back to Retro Blood as James Kline and J.H. Alison continue our Big Blockbuster 1980s Movie Month with a special Christmas episode dedicated to the ultimate action debate movie ā John McTiernanās Die Hard (1988).
We deliver a full scene-by-scene breakdown, reliving every barefoot step John McClane takes through Nakatomi Plaza, from the Christmas party invasion to Hans Gruberās legendary fall. Along the way, we dig into the movieās endlessly quotable moments and why Bruce Willis changed the action hero forever.
This episode is loaded with behind-the-scenes stories, including the filmās adaptation from Nothing Lasts Forever, the risky casting of Willis, Alan Rickmanās iconic first role, McTiernanās direction, real stunts, and how Die Hard created an entire action subgenre.
And yes ā we finally settle the argument:Is Die Hard really a Christmas movie?
Grab a drink, crank up the Christmas lights, and join us for gunfire, glass, and pure 1980s blockbuster chaos.
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Join James Kline and J.H. Alison as Retro Blood continues Big Blockbuster 1980s Month with a deep dive into Rambo: First Blood (1982) ā the gritty action-drama that launched one of the biggest franchises of the decade.
This week, we break down how First Blood is far more than an action movie, examining its roots as a character-driven Vietnam War aftermath film and how it reflects the tension between small-town authority and returning veterans in early ā80s America. We go scene by scene through Ramboās arrival in Hope, the brutal police station sequence, the manhunt through the Pacific Northwest wilderness, and the explosive return to town.
We also dig into:
Sylvester Stalloneās restrained, emotional performance
The original novel vs. the filmās ending
Sheriff Teasle as a surprisingly layered antagonist
The movieās grounded tone compared to later Rambo sequels
How First Blood helped redefine the 1980s action hero
As always, we mix in our usual side tangents, 1980s context, and annual stout reviews while debating whether First Blood belongs more in the action canon or as a dramatic war film.
A lean, mean blockbuster that still hits hard over 40 years later ā lock and load for Retro Blood Episode 218.
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Hosted by JK Kline & JH Alison1980s Big Blockbuster Month Begins!
Holy Retro Blood, Gotham!JK Kline and JH Alison return to swoop down into the neon-lit, gothic madness of Tim Burtonās Batman (1989) for Episode 217!
This week we go full blockbuster mode, diving deep into the film that reshaped superhero cinema forever.
We break down everything:
š¦ Full Movie BreakdownWe walk you scene-by-scene through Burtonās dark vision of Gotham City ā Batmanās rise, Jack Napierās fall into madness, the Jokerās laughing terror, and the epic rooftop showdown that defined an era.
š¬ Behind-the-Scenes SecretsWe uncover all the wild production stories, including:
The fan outrage over Michael Keatonās casting
Jack Nicholsonās legendary salary deal
The stiff, iconic Batsuit that Keaton couldnāt turn his head in
Princeās soundtrack controversy
Gothamās massive practical set
Why Robin was cut
The improvised cathedral finale
And tons more trivia that shaped the Bat-mythos
šŗ Annual Retro Blood Stout ReviewsOur Big Blockbuster Month continues with another round of hearty stout reviews ā because nothing pairs with Batmanās gothic cityscape like a dark, heavy brew.
Whether you're a Bat-fan, an ā80s junkie, or just love hearing two dudes talk about giant practical sets and insane paychecks, this episode is packed tighter than the Batmobile at Axis Chemicals.
Tune in, drink up, and let Retro Blood signal the night!
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James Kline and J.H. Alison close out 1980s Killer Families Month with one of horrorās strangest forgotten Thanksgiving slashers: Home Sweet Home (1981). A PCP-crazed bodybuilder, a dysfunctional family gathering, and pure early-ā80s chaosāthis one has it all.
We kick things off with our first impressions, including the amazing trailer and how James randomly discovered this long-lost DVD. Then we dive into the filmās behind-the-scenes history:
Director Nettie PeƱa ā one of the few female horror directors of the era
Writer Thomas Bush ā his only screenplay before shifting into sound work
Jake Steinfeld (aka āPCP Jayā) ā his wild performance and what he became known for
Young Vinessa Shaw (Angel Bradley) ā her first film role and later Hollywood success
Filming locations, indie production details, and why this movie vanished for decades
Then we break down the full movie: a Thanksgiving where nearly every adult wants drugs, no holiday decorations in sight, improv-heavy dialogue, and PCP Jay launching himself onto cars, tables, and people like an unhinged slasher superhero.
A weird, gritty, oddly authentic Thanksgiving horror filmāand a perfect way to wrap up the month.
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James Kline & J.H. Alison keep 1980s Killer Family Month rolling with a Thanksgiving feast of mayhem as we dive into The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2āTobe Hooperās wild, comedic, gore-soaked sequel to his 1974 classic.
We kick things off by revisiting the legacy of the original film and how its raw realism reshaped horror. Then we explore Hooperās return to the franchise through his three-picture Cannon Films deal, why he decided to lean heavily into dark comedy, and whether that tonal shift actually works.
We dig into the movieās chaotic production:
Casting Bill Moseley after his underground short "The Texas Chainsaw Manicure" caught Hooperās eye
Budget cuts that held back Hooperās original vision
Tom Saviniās practical FX, bringing some of the best (and bloodiest) work of the decade
Behind-the-scenes Cannon madness and the studioās expectations for a sequel
How Dennis Hopper, Caroline Williams, and Jim Siedow shaped the filmās off-kilter tone
Due to some technical issues, James takes the reins solo on the full review portionādigging into Stretchās radio-station nightmare, Hopperās unhinged chainsaw crusade, and the cannibalistic madness of the Sawyer family as the franchise veers into full-tilt insanity.
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James Kline and J.H. Alison continue 1980s Killer Family Month with one of the nastiest low-budget backwoods shockers of the era: Motherās Day (1980).
We kick things off with our first impressionsāwhy this grimy hillbilly horror flick doesnāt hit the same cultural impact as I Spit on Your Grave or Last House on the Left, yet still carves out its own bizarre identity. We talk why the film was made, who made it, and how the Kaufman brothers brought their trademark off-beat grit to the project.
In our weekly History Segment, we cover what was happening in Pro Wrestling and Metal Music around the filmās release. In wrestling, we break down The Grappler ending Ted DiBiaseās second reign as Mid-South North American Champion. Alison then walks us through what David Bowie was up to at this point in his career.
Then we dive into the movieās productionāhow the Kaufmans pulled this off on a shoestring budget, the filming locations shared with Friday the 13th Parts 1 and 2, and the infamous abandoned house rumored to have been the site of a real murder (plus a supposed real corpse used as a prop). We talk Charles Kaufman casting members of his own family, his attempts to squeeze raw emotion out of his actors, and all the strange behind-the-scenes lore that makes this film a cult oddity.
Finally, we break down the full movieāfrom the unexpected fate of Jackie (not the final girl we expected), to the hilariously awkward hillbilly brothers, the twisted āMotherā character, and all the uncomfortable, sleazy mayhem that makes Motherās Day such a wild entry in 1980s exploitation horror.
This one gets messy⦠and thatās exactly why weāre covering it.
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James Kline and J.H. Alison kick off Killer Family Month this November with a massive Retro Blood double feature covering The Stepfather and Stepfather IIātwo of the most unsettling and underrated psychological slashers of the late 1980s.
The boys dive into the real-life inspiration behind the story: the chilling case of mass murderer John List, whose crimes helped shape the blueprint for the Stepfather character. From there, they explore the behind-the-scenes history of both films, including the directors who brought these nightmares to life and how the series evolved from intimate psychological terror to more over-the-top suburban mayhem.
Of course, the spotlight is on the legendary Terry OāQuinn, whose terrifying, charismatic performance as Jerry Blake/Bill Hodgkins remains one of horrorās greatest ākillers hiding in plain sight.ā James and Alison talk OāQuinnās preparation, his approach to the role, and why he completely elevates both entries.
Then itās on to the full breakdowns:šø Which film is creepierāand why?šø The most disturbing scenes vs. the unintentionally hilarious ones.šø The wild suburban characters who absolutely had the boys cracking up.šø How the sequels expand (or totally derail) the mythology of the Stepfather.
Two films, one monstrous man trying to build the āperfect familyā by any means necessary. And Retro Blood dives into every twisted moment.
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Itās Halloween season on Lights Out, and James Kline & J.H. Alison are heading back to 1998 to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the original Halloween with the first big reboot of the franchise ā Halloween H20: Twenty Years Later!
The boys dive deep into how this movie resurrected Michael Myers for a new generation and whether it still holds up today. They discuss the chaotic history behind H20ās creation ā how the success of Scream changed the tone, why Jamie Lee Curtis returned as Laurie Strode, and how the Weinsteins reworked the script from a direct-to-video sequel into a full-blown theatrical reboot.
James and Alison debate the multiple unused Halloween 7 scripts and the original plans following The Curse of Michael Myers, with James defending his love for Halloween 6. They also break down the filmās sleek late-ā90s cast ā including Josh Hartnett, Michelle Williams, and LL Cool J (aka the security guard poet) ā and how this entry blends slasher nostalgia with the glossy style of its era.
Finally, the guys discuss H20ās legacy, its bold finale, and how its much-maligned sequel (Resurrection) undid one of horrorās best endings.
š Itās the perfect Halloween episode: nostalgia, 90s slashers, and the return of the Boogeyman.
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James Kline & J.H. Alison close out Howling October 2025 with the strangest (and slowest melting werewolves ever) ā The Howling IV: The Original Nightmare!
The boys break down how this one tries to return to the original book roots but ends up feeling more like a weird South African tax write-off. They talk behind-the-scenes chaos between director John Hough and writer Clive Turner, producer Harry Alan Towers bringing back Steven Lane, and that haunting theme song by Justin Hayward.
In our History Segment, we jump to July 3, 1988, talking wrestling heartbreaks, Wrestling Challenge highlights, and metal legend Slayer dropping South of Heaven.
Then we dive into the full movie ā Richard trying to be Rambo (and horny), Marie turning detective, and the dopey Drago werewolves who literally lock themselves in a tower. A weird, wild finish to Howling Month!
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Join James Kline & J.H. Alison as Retro Blood continues its Howling October 2025 celebrationāreviewing every Howling movie from the 1980s! This week, the boys head Down Under for the strangest and most bizarre entry in the franchiseāThe Howling III: The Marsupials!
We kick things off with Alison explaining his love for this weird, mutant marsupial masterpieceāwhile James shares stories from his trip to Sydney and how he recognized real filming locations used in the movie.
Then in our Weekly History Segment, we travel back to November 13, 1987. In wrestling, we break down the Wrestling Observer and Pro Wrestling Illustrated rankings of the top wrestlers of the year and debate who truly deserved the crown of 1987. In metal, Alison takes us deep into the doom-laden world of NightFall and their epic albumĀ Candlemass , discussing its influence on the rise of true doom metal.
Behind the scenes, we explore how director Philippe Mora returned to the franchise after Howling II, this time with full creative controlāwriting and directing this gonzo mix of horror, satire, and Australian weirdness. We talk about producer Steven Laneās continued push to milk the Howling name, the shift to Sydney filming locations to save money, and how the movie incorporated the legend of the Tasmanian Tiger. We also discuss how Howling III diverges wildly from Gary Brandnerās book, becoming its own wild cinematic creature.
Then we dive fang-first into the full movie reviewāJerbo and Donnyās oddball romance, Professor Beckmyerās hippie transformation, Kandiās acid trip scene, and the filmās surprisingly sympathetic take on werewolves as misunderstood outsiders. We talk about marsupial pouches, government experiments, and some truly bonkers effects that make this movie a one-of-a-kind slice of ā80s horror absurdity.
š§ āTheyāre not just werewolvesātheyāre marsupial werewolves, mate!ā
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Join James Kline & J.H. Alison as Retro Blood continues its Howling October 2025 celebrationāreviewing every ā80s Howling movie! Up next, the most outrageous and sleazy entry in the series: The Howling II: Your Sister Is a Werewolf!
We kick things off with our thoughts on Christopher Leeās surprisingly serious performance amidst werewolf orgies and synth-fueled chaos. Then, in our Weekly History Segment, we travel back to July 4, 1986ātalking a wild WCCW title change between Rick Rude and Chris Adams and our memories of both men. Alison dives into Van Halenās ā5150ā era, explaining why the Sammy Hagar years deserve more love.
Then we sink our fangs into the production historyādirector Philippe Moraās wild ride of clashing tones and weird creative choices. We discuss Moraās obsession with new wave horror, his discovery of Christopher Leeās secretive WWII past, and producer Steven Laneās attempt to cash in on the franchiseās name. We also dig into author Gary Brandnerās minimal involvement, the troubled script rewrites, the chaos of filming in Prague, and the effects crew doing their best with a laughably small budget.
Finally, we tear into the full movie reviewāChristopher Lee trying his best to hold it together, Sybil Danning stealing the show as Stirba, Queen of the Werewolves, that infamous topless transformation scene, bizarre punk costumes, Ben and Jennyās painfully bad acting, and the over-the-top ā80s insanity that makes Howling II an unforgettable cult experience.
šŗš§ āYour sisterās a werewolf, and this episodeās pure Retro Blood chaos!ā
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James Kline and J.H. Alison kick off October 2025 and celebrate 4 years of Retro Blood by diving fang-first into The Howling (1981)āthe movie that redefined werewolf horror and launched a wild franchise through the ā80s.
The boys start with their thoughts on the film (and Jamesā legendary long intro), then hit the Weekly History Segment covering what was going on in Metal and Pro Wrestling around The Howlingās release, March 13, 1981. James breaks down a wild WWF match between Andre the Giant and Sgt. Slaughter in a high school gym, while Alison takes us into the rise of New Order and the postāJoy Division era.
Behind the scenes, we talk Joe Danteās big break, his hilarious story about trashing the source novel, and how producer Steven Lane helped get this beast made. We also cover Rob Bottinās groundbreaking werewolf transformation effects, the filmās incredible cast of horror newcomers, and Danteās Piranha crew reunion.
Then itās the full moon review ā from Dr. Georgeās weird therapy cult to Karenās haunting nightmares and that unforgettable werewolf ritual scene with Bill and Marsha. Itās hairy, bloody, and pure early-ā80s horror magic.
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James Kline and J.H. Alison close out Ghost Month Part 2 with one of the wildest nautical horrors of the 1980sāDeath Ship! This haunted German vessel isnāt just drifting at seaāitās captained by one of the decadeās most underrated horror villains, the sinister Captain Ashland.
We kick things off with first impressions before diving into our History Segment, exploring what was happening in Pro Wrestling and Metal around the release date of March 7, 1980. In wrestling, James questions whether the true āmonster heel pushā started with Hulk Hogan. Alison then takes us into metal with Judas Priestās legendary tour, a pivotal moment for heavy music.
From there, we go behind the scenes of Death Shipācovering filming locations, the directorās vision, cast notes, and even the films it shamelessly āborrowedā scenes from. Then itās a full breakdown of this creepy maritime nightmare: couples who canāt commit, the unforgettable blood shower scene, the twisted transformation of Marshall, and of course, Captain Ashland morphing into a full-on Nazi sea ghoul.
Is Death Ship secretly connected to Evil Dead lore? We dig into that theory and more in this chilling deep-sea finale.
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James Kline & J.H. Alison continue Ghost Month Part 2 with one of the strangest Italian horror sequels that isnāt really a sequelāWitchery aka La Casa 4. Yes, this is the infamous David Hasselhoff Italian gore movie⦠and itās everything you think it is.
We kick things off with quick thoughts on the film, debating why the Hoff did this and why we secretly love it anyway. From a fun (and bizarre) story, to Linda Blairās possession, to upside-down burning crosses and lip-stitching nightmaresāthis movie goes all in on outrageous Italian horror.
In our weekly History Segment, James breaks down August 6, 1989, with the first-ever Tag Team Iron Man Match between The Rockers & The Fabulous Rougeausāplus a full look at the rules of the match. Alison dives into thrash legends Testament and their killer album Practice What You Preach.
We then dig into the movieās production:
Why David Hasselhoff was huge in Italy thanks to Knight Rider and how this lined up with Baywatch.
Fabrizio Laurentiās chaotic road to the directorās chair after Luigi Cozzi was dropped for calling the script lazy.
Writers Daniele Stroppa & Claudio Lattanzi, Massaccesiās involvement, and the unique filming locations.
Finally, we go deep into the full reviewābad acting, Hoff covered in buckets of Italian blood, Linda Blair stealing the show, and our theories on how Witchery āconnectsā (sort of) to Evil Dead.
If you like cult gore, off-the-wall Italian horror, and seeing David Hasselhoff in the weirdest role of his careerāyou donāt want to miss this one.
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James Kline and J.H. Alison return for Ghost Month Part 2 with a hidden Italian horror gemāUmberto Lenziās Ghost House (aka La Casa 3). We kick things off with our thoughts on the film, the confusing La Casa title change, and whether this supposed Evil Dead āsequelā has any real connection to Sam Raimiās classic.
In our weekly history segment, we cover the darker side of 1988: the tragic death of Bruiser Brody in Puerto Rico and the Wrestling Observerās coverage of the aftermath. Then Alison dives into the decline of the band Europe, who were struggling after their mid-ā80s success.
We also dig into the making of Ghost House: Lenzi working under a goofy American pseudonym, the decline of funding for Italian horror in the late ā80s, and how independent backers brought this haunted house nightmare to life. Plus, we explore the La Casa franchise name game and why Italian distributors branded this as La Casa 3.
Finally, we break down the movie itself: Paulās ham radio and advanced ā1988 computer skills,ā the creepy groundskeeper Willy, the unforgettable score, Evil Dead-inspired imagery, a useless paperboy, and a bizarre but fun haunted house finale.
If you love sleazy late-ā80s Italian horror, this episode is for you.
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James Kline & J.H. Alison kick off the Road to Halloween with 1980s Ghost Movies Round 2! First up is the chilling British made-for-TV classic, The Woman in Black (1989)āa haunting tale that brought gothic ghost stories back into the spotlight.
We open with our first impressions of the film and dive into the tradition of telling ghost stories on Christmas Eve, a long-standing British custom that adds to this movieās eerie charm.
Our history segment takes us to December 24, 1989: in wrestling, we explore the importance of holiday shows on Christmas and Thanksgiving, plus WCWās TV special that aired on Dec. 23 featuring stacked tag matches. In metal, Alison digs into Pestilenceās crushing album Consuming Impulse and its place in the rise of death metal.
Then itās behind-the-scenes timeādiscussing Susan Hillās original novel, her mixed feelings on the adaptation, and the impressive cast that brought this ghost story to life. We talk about the filmās ratings success, its award recognition, and even the strange Harry Potter connection: Daniel Radcliffe playing Arthur in the remake, while his own father, Alan Radcliffe, starred as Arthur in the 1989 original.
Finally, we break down the full film: from the sinister solicitorās boss, to the two mysterious sisters and their connection to the haunting. James theorizes about Samās role, the house fire, and what the ending truly meant. Of course, we canāt forget the terrifyingly effective jump scares that made this one of the most unforgettable ghost stories of the 1980s.
Perfect for horror fans who love atmosphere, mystery, and a creeping sense of dread.
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James Kline & J.H. Alison close out Lucio Fulci Month with his straight-to-video dark horror-comedy Touch of Death! We kick things off discussing Fulciās late-ā80s decline, his struggles with producers, and the home video market that pushed many Italian horror films out of theaters. We also break down the filmās unique blend of gore and pitch-black comedyāat first trashing the humor, but slowly finding charm in its absurdity.
Our history segment takes us back to 1988: in wrestling, a bizarre WWF house show in Italy featuring Andre the Giant vs. Tito Santana, and in metal, Alison dives into Sanctuaryās debut album āRefuge Denied.ā
We then explore the behind-the-scenes drama: Fulci writing/directing because producer Lamberto Tessicini ask him to Supervise but he had other plans in mind, the rushed budget, Fulci clashing with yet another producer, and Formula Home Videoās legal battles over distribution rights.
Finally, we review the movie itselfāLester, his obsession with windows & horse racing, the oddly marked female victims, the surprising gore, and Fulciās twisted humor that leaves you laughing and cringing at the same time. A strange but fitting finale to our month-long dive into Fulciās 1980s madness!
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James Kline & J.H. Alison continue Lucio Fulci Month with one of his most bizarre and controversial films ā The Devilās Honey (1986), also known as Dangerous Obsession. This erotic thriller/drama is a far cry from Fulciās gore-drenched horror classics, but still packed with his unflinching, boundary-pushing style.
We kick things off with our thoughts on how different this movie is compared to early Fulci, its experimental Euro-arthouse vibe, and the question ā who exactly was this movie made for?
Then itās time for our Weekly History Segment. In wrestling, we dive into WWFās Big Event (1986) in Toronto, which drew an insane 70,000+ fans. We talk the matches, the spectacle, and the highs and lows of this legendary outdoor event. In metal, we step out of the 80s for a moment to pay tribute to Brent Hinds of Mastodon, who passed away this past week, looking at his impact on heavy music.
Next, we break down the behind-the-scenes drama of The Devilās Honey:
Actress Blanca Marsillach (Jessica) clashing with the crew and producers.
Her claim that Fulci went too far in some of the filmās more graphic sequences.
The American release changing character names ā some hilariously questionable choices we couldnāt help but laugh at.
Finally, we dive into the full film review:
Johnnyās obsessive cycle of āI love you, I need you, I want you now.ā
Jessicaās endless quota of on-screen nudity.
Dr. Simpsonās bizarre āred-faceā sexual fantasies.
The infamous saxophone scene.
And the shocking, rarely-discussed theater scene that comes completely out of nowhere.
This is Fulci like youāve never seen him ā strange, sleazy, erotic, and totally unforgettable.
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James Kline & J.H. Alison continue Lucio Fulci Month with one of his strangest filmsāThe Black Cat (1981). A moody mix of Edgar Allan Poe inspiration, European gothic vibes, and Fulciās signature brutality, this movie asks the question: what happens when a psychic professor uses a cat to control minds and kill his enemies?
We kick things off with thoughts on the filmās connection to Poeās short story and James checking in from Australia this month. Then itās time for our Weekly History Segmentāwe dive into what was happening in April 1981: James covers a wild WWF house show headlined by Andre the Giant vs. Hangman and Don Muraco vs. The Black Demon, while Alison explores the band Spellbound and how their sound shaped different metal bands of the era.
From there, we break down the filmās background: co-writer Biagio Proietti, Fulciās shift into more violent territory, and casting secretsāincluding one shocking actor almost cast as Miles that blew our minds. We cover Dagmar Lassanderās near-death fire stunt, Fulciās gothic set design, and how The Black Cat mixes murder mystery, gothic horror, and straight-up weirdness.
Finally, we review the movie itselfāScotland Yardās Inspector Gorley stumbling through the case, Jill the photographer caught up in it all, Milesā creepy mansion complete with bats, cats, and Halloween spirit, and of course the killer feline itself bringing that cat scratch fever.
This oneās a bizarre but fun slice of Fulci madness you donāt want to miss.
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šļø Introducing Retro Blood: A Spine-Chilling Journey into 1980s Horror!
Are you ready to dive into the darkest corners of 1980s horror cinema? Brace yourselves, horror enthusiasts, because Retro Blood is here to take you on a nostalgic yet terrifying trip down memory lane!
š°ļø Step Back in Time: Join your hosts, James and J. A Alsion, as they unearth the forgotten gems and cult classics that defined the horror genre in the neon-soaked era of the ā80s. From slashers thatāll make your heart race to supernatural thrillers thatāll send shivers down your spine, Retro Blood is your ticket to a time when VHS ruled and nightmares came to life.
š Two Friends, One Mission: But hold onto your popcorn, because Retro Blood isnāt your average horror podcast. James and J. A Alison bring more than just insight; they bring laughter, camaraderie, and a dose of wicked humor to every episode. Itās like having two hilarious friends over for a horror movie marathon, minus the spilled soda and popcorn fights (well, maybe).
š Unmask the Horror: Get ready for in-depth discussions, behind-the-scenes anecdotes, and the occasional disagreement over the scariest scenes. Whether youāre a seasoned horror aficionado or a newcomer to the frightful delights of the ā80s, Retro Blood guarantees a bloodcurdling good time.
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